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  • localnotail 23 Apr 2011 11:47:48 23,084 posts
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    If Jesus was a dragon, he could have burnt up the cross, no? And feeding the 5000 would have been no trouble with inbuilt BBQ facilities.

    FWB wrote:
    I used to be one of those zombies. :)

    I'll just leave this here for you then

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • FWB 23 Apr 2011 11:57:43 47,966 posts
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    Nice. Can't seem to find it, but I liked the Passion of Christ trailer "directed" by Tarantino.
  • billythekid 23 Apr 2012 11:49:46 11,650 posts
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    Greetings England peoples on this much good day.

    Oh and google has a cool logo today too: http://www.google.co.uk/
  • sport 23 Apr 2012 12:15:20 12,961 posts
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    What's a "traditional" thing to do (or eat/drink) on St. George's Day then?
  • billythekid 23 Apr 2012 12:22:13 11,650 posts
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    Curry and lager.
  • sport 23 Apr 2012 12:25:16 12,961 posts
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    billythekid wrote:
    Curry and lager.
    Thai or Indian?

    German or Czech?
  • caligari 23 Apr 2012 12:26:46 17,228 posts
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    sport wrote:
    What's a "traditional" thing to do (or eat/drink) on St. George's Day then?
    We like to whine about the fact that it doesn't get as much attention as St. Patrick's Day.
  • Dave_McCoy 23 Apr 2012 13:06:09 2,876 posts
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    caligari wrote:
    We like to whine about the fact that it doesn't get as much attention as St. Patrick's Day.
    Too right! But then we don't have a brand to push on St Georges day like Guiness. The English hate celebrating anything that's English incase we 'offend' someone. ;)

    Maybe we should be selling warm Tetley's with sausage and lumpy mash.
  • JuanKerr 23 Apr 2012 13:17:52 36,720 posts
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    Have a pint of English ale. Plenty to choose from.
  • localnotail 23 Apr 2012 13:37:52 23,084 posts
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    I don't hate celebrating being English, I just don't see why I should get excited about a day that celebrates an alleged vision of a Christian martyr by a bunch of religious zealots involved in a bloody war of hate and oppression.

    Call it England Day and I'm right there with my scones and jam.

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • the_dudefather 23 Apr 2012 13:41:57 9,586 posts
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    ENGERLAND!!!11

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  • neilka Funniest Forumite, 2014 23 Apr 2012 13:44:49 16,945 posts
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    Anyone seen any dragons that need slaying?

    /twirls lance

    AVOID

  • mal 23 Apr 2012 14:31:03 23,688 posts
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    localnotail wrote:
    Call it England Day and I'm right there with my scones and jam.
    Scons or Scowenes?

    Cubby didn't know how to turn off sigs!

  • billythekid 23 Apr 2012 14:35:42 11,650 posts
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    neilka wrote:
    Anyone seen any dragons that need slaying?

    /twirls lance
    Got a couple at work here.
  • localnotail 23 Apr 2012 15:59:32 23,084 posts
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    mal wrote:
    localnotail wrote:
    Call it England Day and I'm right there with my scones and jam.
    Scons or Scowenes?
    The former. If it was the latter, it would no longer be the fastest word in the dictionary.

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • Dave_McCoy 23 Apr 2012 16:23:50 2,876 posts
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    It's scowenes...tsk. Next you'll be saying bath with a r...'barth'

    Not sure my logic is sound there but still!
  • Deleted user 23 April 2012 21:13:14
    When will people get over stuff about 'not offending' anyone, as though they don't actually see the flag of St George every bloody day.

    If you want to celebrate it, go and bloody do it.

    Last fun St George's day experience I had was a drunk racist wanker calling me a Jew and telling me I wasn't English. Fuck that.

    Edited by RedSparrows at 21:13:47 23-04-2012
  • sport 23 Apr 2013 09:06:17 12,961 posts
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    Happy St Georges day, fellow Daily Express readers!

    /adjusts chain mail suit
  • Whizzo 23 Apr 2013 09:17:52 43,804 posts
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    Happy St George's Day England!

    And all the other countries that have him as their patron saint...


    ...which is lots, he's a patronage slut.

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  • ZuluHero 23 Apr 2013 09:19:44 4,536 posts
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    What do you do to celebrate the day? Is there a particular cake or something? (I'm welsh, and spend St David's Day eating welsh cakes and drinking St David's Ale) I'm happy to celebrate yours as well. For Cake (And possibly science) :)
  • MrTomFTW Moderator 23 Apr 2013 09:27:38 41,718 posts
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    I met a dragon on Sunday. He was big and orange, he didn't breathe any fire but smoke came out of his nose from time to time.

    He had a very jolly laugh as well.

    Follow me on Twitter: @MrTom

  • the_dudefather 23 Apr 2013 10:14:05 9,586 posts
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    Edited by the_dudefather at 13:08:49 23-04-2014

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  • Tonka 23 Apr 2013 10:14:51 22,412 posts
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    St George is some papist white knighting clap trap isn't it?

    If you can read this you really need to fiddle with your forum settings.

  • Deleted user 23 April 2013 10:22:31
    That is what i don't get. Someone explain Anglican Church + patron saints.
  • EMarkM 23 Apr 2013 12:16:32 3,793 posts
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    RedSparrows wrote:
    That is what i don't get. Someone explain Anglican Church + patron saints.
    Um, give me a minute...

    Nope: can't.
  • BillMurray 23 Apr 2014 11:36:36 8,169 posts
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  • Armoured_Bear 23 Apr 2014 11:40:32 13,768 posts
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    Happy SG day Englanders!

    Morriss dancing all round?

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  • AceGrace 23 Apr 2014 12:07:27 1,669 posts
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    Where is our bank holiday then?

    www.performathon.co.uk

    The easy way to find local, live musicians and entertainment.

  • Trafford 23 Apr 2014 13:07:51 6,692 posts
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    Armoured_Bear wrote:
    Happy SG day Englanders!

    Morriss dancing all round?
    What, that miserable git?
  • prawnking1980 23 Apr 2014 13:09:14 6,484 posts
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    Armoured_Bear wrote:


    Morriss dancing all round?
    Bet he does dad dancing
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