List of manly things that men should own Page 19

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  • monkehhh 6 Oct 2012 19:43:06 3,525 posts
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    @johnson81 /clears browser history
  • elstoof 6 Oct 2012 19:51:37 8,321 posts
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    mowgli wrote:
    Real men always carry tissues in their pocket.

    :(
    A handkerchief, scented of course.
  • guts 6 Oct 2012 21:32:14 1,690 posts
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    I've got steel capped boots. DeWalt ones. My new ones are called apprentice (boo) but my previous ones were apache (much better). They are resistant to oil, petrol and acid. Real man boots. Need them for my manly job. Grrrrr.

    Whassamattayou, whyoulookasosad, itsanicaplace, itsanotsobad, heyshaddupayourface.

  • guts 6 Oct 2012 21:34:45 1,690 posts
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    And I don't have a hankie or tissues in my pocket. I have a big roll of blue paper towel sling on a chain under my tool cupboard and usei it for cleaning stuff, including my nose. Rawr.

    Whassamattayou, whyoulookasosad, itsanicaplace, itsanotsobad, heyshaddupayourface.

  • elstoof 6 Oct 2012 22:07:51 8,321 posts
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    Are you a mercenary on the Nostromo?
  • NOSAVIOUR 6 Oct 2012 22:34:27 2,810 posts
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    32kg Kettlebell, BMW street carver, 1970's Swedish grot mag (some pages stuck together) and a fishing rod.
  • Toonster 6 Oct 2012 23:02:14 6,845 posts
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    A dildo.

    No, wait, I meant chest hair.

    3DS: 0361-6951-2609 (Tom)

  • localnotail 7 Oct 2012 08:41:24 23,093 posts
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    I'm going to buy a chisel later. Rawr?

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • Load_2.0 7 Oct 2012 08:55:55 19,671 posts
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    Depends, are you fighting off a pack of rabid dogs or creating a bust of the warden of a Turkish jail?

    If it is for some task around the home you get no man points.
  • Ignatius_Cheese Moderator 7 Oct 2012 09:04:30 10,861 posts
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    Cockrings. Of various sizes. Grrrr
  • localnotail 7 Oct 2012 09:05:00 23,093 posts
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    Oh. I just need to make a hinge recess to allow me to hang a door I got from Freecycle to replace one of our nasty 1950s glass panel ones.

    I'll also be employing a truckstrap to secure said door to the roof of my car.

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • jabberwoky 7 Oct 2012 10:40:22 527 posts
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    @Ignatius_Cheese Ha!! Call that pinko fluff a Grrrr?

    GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

    Thats how you do it.
  • Deleted user 7 October 2012 11:41:32
    I'm glad I had the last post in this thread for 2 months. Moar man points?

    Edited by Apostle at 11:42:09 07-10-2012
  • elstoof 7 Oct 2012 13:20:44 8,321 posts
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    A proper umbrella.
  • Maturin 7 Oct 2012 13:43:44 3,234 posts
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    CPU thermal paste.

    Had to buy some yesterday. PC went a bit potty. Seems the paste had worn away as the cooler wasn't seated correctly.

    Thankfully a quick trip to Maplin for some thermal paste worked. The PC came back to life and is now cooler than it has been for ages.

    I did buy a power drill a few weeks ago, that was much more manly.
  • Trafford 7 Oct 2012 14:26:03 5,975 posts
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    I bought some thermal Long Johns the other week. Merino wool with a Y-front.
  • localnotail 7 Oct 2012 17:38:57 23,093 posts
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    It's never simple, eh? I've had to get my plane out now.

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • elstoof 7 Oct 2012 17:41:52 8,321 posts
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    Lancaster Bomber?
  • Dirtbox 25 Oct 2012 14:16:56 79,214 posts
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    A moustache.

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  • Load_2.0 25 Oct 2012 14:39:49 19,671 posts
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    What about keeping those kidney stones?

    Polish them and have them set into a ring. The most precious stones of all are the ones produced by the human body.


    (And later pissed out)
  • billythekid 25 Oct 2012 14:43:04 11,403 posts
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    I still have the metalwork from my wrist after an operation I had to repair it.
    It's shiny, sharp and as thick as coat hanger wire, thus manly.
  • whatfruit 25 Oct 2012 15:50:45 1,694 posts
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    A wooden stump that you use to split wood and a hatchet
    sledgehammer
    stanley knife
    Soldering iron
    a little tin box full of washers
    butchers cleaver
    a workbench and vice

    bobomb wrote:
    so it's not really on her terms, it's on his terms, because she isn't real.

  • Deleted user 25 October 2012 15:59:41
    I just ordered a Raspberry Pi and am considering buying an Arduino 3 even though I have no fucking clue what it does or how to work it.
  • glaeken 25 Oct 2012 16:17:47 11,266 posts
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    Wrong thread. I believe you wanted the List of things that metrosexual men should own thread.
  • ronuds 25 Oct 2012 16:20:54 21,788 posts
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    Yeah, the "I Have a Vagina in my Pants" thread is thataway.
  • elephantjuice 25 Oct 2012 16:28:35 791 posts
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    Actually, I could do with a thread just like that. Started using my gf's...how do I describe it..it's like a fluffy thing in the shower that you put shower gel on and it foams up really quickly, meaning a little bit of shower gel goes a long way.

    Don't knock it til you've tried it!

    *minces out of thread*
  • mrpon 25 Oct 2012 16:34:24 29,587 posts
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    Puff?

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • billythekid 25 Oct 2012 16:35:55 11,403 posts
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    I'd say!
  • elephantjuice 25 Oct 2012 16:37:54 791 posts
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    Yes!

    Oh...I see what you did there.
  • Dirtbox 25 Oct 2012 16:38:53 79,214 posts
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    Dildo?

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