Spider season already :( Page 25

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  • Spunkweazle 9 Sep 2012 23:14:43 470 posts
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    Right, i have now seen enough pictures of spiders to give me nightmares for months, i am off to look at porn to clean my mind of this shit

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  • Elathron 9 Sep 2012 23:14:56 1,189 posts
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    @mrpron - Did you eat all the cheese off first then?

    Wow, just found out that in the land before time (well, the land before dinosaurs at least) there was a half metre long spider descendant called Megarachne Servinei. Looks a bit weird but hey ho:



    Edited by Elathron at 23:26:18 09-09-2012

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  • S.J.Rogers 10 Sep 2012 09:22:42 3,557 posts
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    Murbal wrote:
    Still not a spider ;-)

    In other news, we now know what Mr Rogers was doing with the Brazilian Wandering Spider in his fruit bowl.

    WARNING - DAILY MAIL LINK

    http://bit.ly/ONBzzQ
    Blast, my secret is out…

    I only need 100 more gallons and I am sorted..!
  • Dougs 10 Sep 2012 10:25:21 67,184 posts
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    Conker season can't come soon enough
  • MrTomFTW Moderator 25 Sep 2012 07:01:52 37,817 posts
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    YEEHAW! SPIDER RODEO!

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  • Fake_Blood 25 Sep 2012 07:36:41 4,166 posts
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    allahu akbar!
  • catterz 21 Oct 2012 12:14:57 8,763 posts
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    Burn the fucker!

    Still stalking this place, old-school style (UID: 1053)

  • King_Edward 21 Oct 2012 12:23:59 11,454 posts
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    Pic please. I love the freaky little fuckers.
  • munki83 21 Oct 2012 13:48:16 1,412 posts
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    Im so glad i have a cat. As soon as she sees a soider she'll hunt it down and eat it.
  • mal 21 Oct 2012 14:48:02 22,453 posts
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    There's a spider out on my porch at the moment. It did build a good sized web across the corner between the external porch wall on the brick banister (?) of the steps leading down, but it seems that after a week someone got rid of that. So now it's made a slightly smaller web across the top of the porch (which to me doesn't look as good a place to catch insects, but there you go)

    I give him a little wave every time I leave the house or come back. Cheeky little scamp!

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  • Fake_Blood 21 Oct 2012 17:12:58 4,166 posts
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    I wonder how pissed off they get if you break their web.
  • senso-ji 29 Oct 2012 09:51:36 5,852 posts
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    Close up pictures of Britain's spiders

    There could be up to 100 of picture 2 in your house. Pleasant dreams!
  • onestepfromlost 29 Oct 2012 09:56:16 2,045 posts
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    I honestly don't know why i click on this thread just to give myeslf the boak. I dont have a fear of them, but they do give me the heebies!
  • fergal_oc 29 Oct 2012 11:23:51 2,763 posts
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    I have one of those nasty bitey false widow spiders in a ceiling corner of my extension. It's the type of spider that made a woman's hand nearly fall off a few weeks ago when it bit her and she had a really bad reaction to it.

    Can't find that story but here's the blurb
    False Widow Spider

    And a similar story:
    Ouch
  • Psychotext 29 Oct 2012 11:25:49 53,940 posts
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    I get a massive, really colourful sort in my garden that isn't in that set of images from the BBC. I'm guessing that's not really all the spiders we get.
  • Dougs 29 Oct 2012 11:32:57 67,184 posts
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    onestepfromlost wrote:
    I honestly don't know why i click on this thread just to give myeslf the boak. I dont have a fear of them, but they do give me the heebies!
    Same here. I can move them with glass/paper and recognise the value of them but can't stand them really. Have got beyond my childhood phobia (caused by my mum), no determined not to put the same fear onto my kids!
  • Maturin 20 Dec 2012 08:54:06 2,957 posts
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    This is quite something, a spider that makes a fake copy of itself as a decoy.

    Link me do
  • L_Franko Moderator 20 Dec 2012 09:43:42 9,694 posts
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    I'm not a fan of spiders but that is brilliant.
  • Immaterial 18 Jan 2013 13:10:46 1,334 posts
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    Making spiders pay their way:
    http://bcove.me/b7w3c2o1

    Think I'll just switch everything off.

  • S.J.Rogers 18 Jan 2013 13:17:27 3,557 posts
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    I feel bad for the spider... :(
  • the_dudefather 18 Jan 2013 13:18:36 9,281 posts
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    :3

    (ง ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)

  • OptimusPube 17 Jun 2013 06:28:04 2,945 posts
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    For all you arachnophobes.

    You better watch out.
    You better beware.
    Albert said E=MC˛

  • Murbal 17 Jun 2013 09:02:42 22,081 posts
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    OptimusPube wrote:
    For all you arachnophobes.
    I've had dreams like that.

    /shudders
  • nickthegun 17 Jun 2013 09:09:49 59,450 posts
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    Heard a crazy loud buzzing the other night so I went over to the window to let whatever it was out.

    Turns out it was the death throes of a rather large fly that was in the process of being eaten by a slightly smaller spider.

    I turned to the mrs and said 'now *thats* why spiders are worth having around the house!' and she ran off screaming.

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    He totally called it

  • UncleLou Moderator 17 Jun 2013 09:10:14 35,507 posts
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    @OptimusPube Blatantly fake. The guy who allegedly found it is a web designer, for Christ's sake
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