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  • Deleted user 3 January 2013 21:07:44
    Holy shit, that CV is ridiculous. He even directly calls the area he wants to work in "vacuous". The only people who'll employ him off the back of this shit are ridiculously wanky media startup companies that encourage "being creative!" and "having fun!" and let people skateboard around the office and fold in three months.
  • RichieTenenbaum 3 Jan 2013 21:14:38 2,250 posts
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    I can't get off if I don't imagine the sweaty fat version of Elvis putting his flaccid cock in the hole I'm currently plugging away at
  • RichieTenenbaum 3 Jan 2013 21:16:49 2,250 posts
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    Oh, the Mirror.

    On Elvis

    Career low: Overdose in 1973

  • RichieTenenbaum 3 Jan 2013 21:23:59 2,250 posts
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    meme wrote:
    Holy shit, that CV is ridiculous. He even directly calls the area he wants to work in "vacuous". The only people who'll employ him off the back of this shit are ridiculously wanky media startup companies that encourage "being creative!" and "having fun!" and let people skateboard around the office and fold in three months.
    He seems like a fairly decent chap.
  • Deleted user 3 January 2013 21:35:59
    Nah he seems like a cunt. But he did get a first in media production :D
  • Deleted user 3 January 2013 21:36:47
    A BA in Media Production is the reason he's unemployed.
  • Deleted user 3 January 2013 21:39:54
    But a first! Surprised he isn't drowning in lucrative job offers.
  • Deleted user 3 January 2013 21:42:35
    Lucrative offers like replacing the coins in a penny-drop machine.
  • Deleted user 3 January 2013 21:45:40
    I'm sure Scorsese is scrambling for his address details.
  • Deleted user 3 January 2013 21:46:52
    That's Derek Scorsese, who owns a pub in Hackney.
  • the_dudefather 3 Jan 2013 22:01:06 9,659 posts
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    Not his first time being in the media for something wacky

    [youtube] 4FBVDp9wt6Y[/youtube]

    Edited by the_dudefather at 22:06:42 03-01-2013
  • Tom_Servo 5 Jan 2013 19:14:18 18,082 posts
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    Cat arrested at Brazilian prison for attempting to smuggle in contraband

    A prison spokesperson was quoted by local paper Estado de S. Paulo as saying: "It's tough to find out who's responsible for the action as the cat doesn't speak."
  • TheSaint 5 Jan 2013 20:20:49 15,789 posts
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    Tom_Servo wrote:
    Cat arrested at Brazilian prison for attempting to smuggle in contraband

    A prison spokesperson was quoted by local paper Estado de S. Paulo as saying: "It's tough to find out who's responsible for the action as the cat doesn't speak."
    Maybe it's just me but those wires make it look like someone has drawn a giant cock on the cat.
  • TheSaint 8 Jan 2013 12:34:13 15,789 posts
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    http://www.avclub.com/articles/here-is-al-roker-very-seriously-discussing-the-tim,90587/
  • captbirdseye 8 Jan 2013 14:05:25 6,294 posts
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    I know I shouldn't laugh but I did find this pretty funny Chicken boy

    I especially liked the last sentence 'It's hard to defend yourself in a Chicken costume'.
  • RichDC 8 Jan 2013 14:18:30 6,162 posts
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    Police are looking for a fat guy in a white shirt and green trousers.
  • MetalDog 9 Jan 2013 13:27:11 23,928 posts
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    I wonder how long it will be before everyone's microchipped at birth like a pet cat?
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-20957587
  • Psychotext 9 Jan 2013 13:29:49 57,684 posts
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    Apparently I really am just a number. :(
  • oceanmotion 11 Jan 2013 00:28:28 16,456 posts
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    Snake on a Plane.

    http://www.theage.com.au/travel/travel-incidents/high-drama-qantas-pythons-flying-circus-20130110-2ciu0.html#ixzz2Hc4J2ExB
  • sport 11 Jan 2013 11:35:37 13,085 posts
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    I didn't realize Kate was in her late 40's

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-20978904
  • Deleted user 11 January 2013 11:38:16
    lol. Not fucking flattering. She's got two chins.
  • Deleted user 11 January 2013 12:17:28
    That's horrendous. Designed for chintzy memorial plates. It actually looks to be in the style of Private Eye's 'Heir of Sorrows' series.
  • jellyhead 11 Jan 2013 12:33:45 24,350 posts
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    Does anyone have a side-by-side comparison of the painting and whatsherface? I forget what she looks like to be honest.
  • jellyhead 11 Jan 2013 12:37:34 24,350 posts
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    The Faily Mail has a photo and the painting together

    She looks about 40 in the painting! Bloody Hell! 0_o
    I know she's preggo but she's not that chubby yet is she[question mark]
  • oceanmotion 11 Jan 2013 12:39:56 16,456 posts
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    Looks like she should be in Cats.

    Don't think she comes across as fat though.
  • glaeken 11 Jan 2013 13:06:06 11,454 posts
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    I think whoever painted it is just trying to save them the job of doing it again in 20 years. I think the Queen on money only had about 3 ages so makes sense.
  • Psychotext 11 Jan 2013 13:18:06 57,684 posts
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    Heh, it's really not a good painting. I'd be fucking furious.
  • TheSaint 11 Jan 2013 13:46:38 15,789 posts
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    She needs to get that painting photoshopped.
  • MrTomFTW Moderator 11 Jan 2013 20:11:18 42,589 posts
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    Stem Cell cosmetic surgery causes bones to grow in woman's eyelid
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