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  • smoothpete 12 Dec 2007 11:42:14 31,450 posts
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    JuanKerr wrote:
    smoothpete wrote:
    House of Pain have no place in this thread

    It's only because they've got lyrics and you ain't got none.
    I will certainly bring a shotgun to the battle
  • Deleted user 12 December 2007 11:42:57
    All this rap talk is making pete angry.
  • Restart 12 Dec 2007 11:43:53 4,709 posts
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    Best
  • smoothpete 12 Dec 2007 11:44:53 31,450 posts
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    boabg wrote:
    All this rap talk is making pete angry.
    All this scratching is making me itch!
  • JuanKerr 12 Dec 2007 11:46:08 36,238 posts
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    boabg wrote:
    All this rap talk is making pete angry.

    He's just finding it hard to accept that House of Pain are the cream of the crop and they rise to the top.
  • JuanKerr 12 Dec 2007 11:47:42 36,238 posts
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    Restart wrote:
    Best

    I heard about this on the Adam and Joe show

    / watches on youtube
  • smoothpete 12 Dec 2007 11:48:39 31,450 posts
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    I ate space cakes and mowed the lawn to Ice-T tapes
  • jonsaan 12 Dec 2007 11:50:53 25,335 posts
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    JuanKerr wrote:
    Restart wrote:
    Best

    I heard about this on the Adam and Joe show

    / watches on youtube

    THAT WAS FUCKIN' OUTSTANDING :)

    FCUTA!

  • StringBeanJean 12 Dec 2007 11:53:52 1,777 posts
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    'Its like a jungle sometimes, it makes wonder how I keep from going under! Uh! huh huh huh huh huh!'

    'I got a letter from the government the other day...'

    'Binatone, Spectrum, Pacman, Commodore
    ZX81, Donkey Kong, F***ing High Score...
    I'm not like other people you might see or you might know
    I made love to a BBC Micro'
  • PES_Fanboy 12 Dec 2007 11:56:21 14,515 posts
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    I look at rappers with maximun equation
    X-ray vison invasion
    Rhyme connects perfects insects
    That crawl and try to bite my rhymes
    Pesticides I'm the double D combine the T
    That's DDT
    A chemical more to better to burn
    Roaches, germs, mouse, lice, termites and percunious bugs
    Or try thugs who perpetrate
    Nothing within contaminate
    Got my gloves on
    So bring turtle doves on
    Watch me pluck em and pick em
    Stick em kick em and vic em
    I see you're featherless
    You got the birdy disease
    Bite any rhymes that I have for ya
    The poison is bad for ya stupid
    You're equal measure to dirt dust grime and puss
    You're just a rappin infection
    Dirtlizin my section like a six-legga
    Ya betta step off and walk ya pure roach
  • afray 12 Dec 2007 11:57:27 2,251 posts
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    squarejawhero wrote:
    Jemaine:
    Be more constructive with your feedback

    ^^
    Wins.
  • Universal_Hamster 12 Dec 2007 12:05:39 4,948 posts
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    PES_Fanboy wrote:
    I look at rappers with maximun equation
    X-ray vison invasion
    Rhyme connects perfects insects
    That crawl and try to bite my rhymes
    Pesticides I'm the double D combine the T
    That's DDT
    A chemical more to better to burn
    Roaches, germs, mouse, lice, termites and percunious bugs
    Or try thugs who perpetrate
    Nothing within contaminate
    Got my gloves on
    So bring turtle doves on
    Watch me pluck em and pick em
    Stick em kick em and vic em
    I see you're featherless
    You got the birdy disease
    Bite any rhymes that I have for ya
    The poison is bad for ya stupid
    You're equal measure to dirt dust grime and puss
    You're just a rappin infection
    Dirtlizin my section like a six-legga
    Ya betta step off and walk ya pure roach
    Aghhh! I know this one really well, and cant think who dunnit.
  • PES_Fanboy 12 Dec 2007 12:09:43 14,515 posts
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    Iam wrote:
    It's Kool Keith, off the dreadful last J5 album, isn't it?

    Yes and no and no.

    It is KK, but it's off Power In Numbers, and that album is teh = sex.
  • gallow 12 Dec 2007 12:09:58 484 posts
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    Soldiers don't die for flags they die for politicians the shadiest breeds of the mental magicians.
  • Deleted user 12 December 2007 12:22:03
    Iam wrote:
    PES_Fanboy wrote:
    Iam wrote:
    It's Kool Keith, off the dreadful last J5 album, isn't it?

    Yes and no and no.

    It is KK, but it's off Power In Numbers, and that album is teh = sex.

    I quite like the EP, and Quality Control, but after that, downhill.

    Dave Matthews, ffs.

    Quality Control's the one with the ironic name, and Power In Numbers is considered the comeback, foo'!
  • Deleted user 12 December 2007 12:24:27
    afray wrote:
    squarejawhero wrote:
    Jemaine:
    Be more constructive with your feedback

    ^^
    Wins.

    What's my prize?
  • craigy Staff 12 Dec 2007 12:52:56 7,566 posts
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    I'm the hip-hop-opotamus, my rhymes are bottom-less.
    ...
  • DUFFMAN5 12 Dec 2007 13:19:17 14,523 posts
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    I got a letter from the government the other day, I opened it and read it, it said they were suckers. They wanted me for their Army of whatever, picture me given a damn, I said never.

    That's around 98% correct.

    Public Enemy.THE GREATEST RAP BAND EVER.tm

    "Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem! Oh, yeah!"

  • smoothpete 12 Dec 2007 13:25:21 31,450 posts
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    Back shots, doggy style, froggy styleís how I mash a chick
    Big cock bash the clit, cum shots splash the tits
    Wet cunt dripping, pussy juice soaking my cock
    As it slides in and out coz ya holeís been
    Filled to the brim with my man-meat
    Can we get freaky? Believe me, ya need me
    To come sex ya, sending me flirty text messages
    About when and where the next dirty sex session is
    My yard, lively, my mums out
    Strip naked and get your buns out
    Send your lips and your tongue south
    As I spunk out all on your huge chest
    Wank off and deep throat my meat and my two veg
    Thatís how I like it, grab your left titty and I bite it
    You call me a stallion when I ride it
    Telliní me ďitís my dickĒ, I rub your nice clit
    Let me dick it from the side and behind bitch
    I talk dirty, you canít hack it to rass
    I keep whacking it fast
    My black ball bag smacking your arse
    As I squeeze up your breast with my left hand
    Yes Iím the sex dan, you donít give a fuck about your ex man
    Breathing fast cause youíre gonna cum
    Multiple orgasms, here comes another one
    Face buried in the pillow bawliní fo murder
    Waking the neighbours and all of Ďem heard ya
    Screaming my name as you came like the thunder
    So pleased at the day that you gave me your number
    Iím one call away like Chingy and all that
    When you ring me I call back,
    No long Ďting, you picked me, no fool chat
    This girlís sick, phone sex wicked and nang star
    I listen with my dick in my hand
    And you would if you could come link me in a flash
    But you canít so youíve got a few fingers in your gash
    Playing with your kitty-cat, stroking the fur
    Wishing I was dicking your kitten, every poking it purrs
    Saying how you want me to call you a bitch and a whore
    And stick my dick in it raw
    If it ainít rough what am I hittiní it for
    You ainít shy, take a dick and dildo at the same time
    When Iím grindiní you I ainít the same guy
    Iím a savage blud, sticking up the meat like a shish kebab
    Iím quick to get your knickers off and rip the tag
    Just to get the quickest shag
    Yeah, youíre randy as a fox, a sexual professional
    Youíre handy with a cock
    Stop ya teasing and come check me right now
    So I can blow your mind out like blaow
    Yeah my yard, thatís where, not yours
    Cause your dadís there, lock the convo
    And sort out the cab fare, the plan when you reach is
    No petting or joking cause Iím gettingí you open
    Till your pussyís all wet and youíre roasting
    Take it off cupcake, lookiní buff
    Lace panty, I canít wait to see your fuck face
    Round one I bust all on your clit
    Watching dirty movies and black porn is the lick
    Sugar Walls, Booty Talks and My Baby Got Back
    Volume 80, top that, maybe we could watch that
    After round two, it was murder, hair pulling, arse smacking
    All that, till ya hurt up, I burst nuts
    Watch my sperm just shoot up the place
    Shove it hard up your gash, make you screw up your face
    Scratching up my back, cat claws in my flesh
    Your draws and your dress
    Get dashed Ďpon the floor and the desk, yes
    Iím gonna bust soon, here comes the double-pump
    One stroke, two stroke, as I rub your bum
    That was fun, letís do it again, but now Iíve gotta rush off
    Grab your stuff girl, Iíll walk you to the bus stop.


  • ShogunAssassin 12 Dec 2007 17:49:28 471 posts
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    Iam wrote:
    ^^ :D

    How could I forget this??

    "I bomb atomically, Socrates' philosophies
    and hypothesis can't define how I be droppin these
    mockeries, lyrically perform armed robbery
    Flee with the lottery, possibly they spotted me
    Battle-scarred shogun, explosion when my pen hits
    tremendous, ultra-violet shine blind forensics
    I inspect you, through the future see millenium
    Killa B's sold fifty gold sixty platinum
    Shacklin the masses with drastic rap tactics
    Graphic displays melt the steel like blacksmiths
    Black Wu jackets queen B's ease the guns in
    Rumble with patrolmen, tear gas laced the function
    Heads by the score take flight incite a war
    Chicks hit the floor, diehard fans demand more
    Behold the bold soldier, control the globe slowly
    Proceeds to blow swingin swords like Shinobi
    Stomp grounds and pound footprints in solid rock
    Wu got it locked, performin live on your hottest block"

    The mighty Rebel INS.

    Good call, my good man!

    Also this:

    I smoke on the mic like smokin Joe Frazier
    The hell raiser, raisin hell with the flavor
    Terrorize the jam like troops in Pakistan
    Swingin through your town like your neighborhood Spiderman
    So uhh, tic toc and keep tickin
    While I get ya flippin off the shit I'm kickin
    The Lone Ranger, code red, danger!
    Deep in the dark with the art to rip charts apart
    The vandal, too hot to handle
    Ya battle, you're sayin Goodbye like Tevin Campbell
    Roughneck, Inspectah Deck's on the set
    The rebel, I make more noise than heavy metal

    And the rest of 36 Chambers, basically.
  • ThreeOutsideDown 12 Dec 2007 18:10:27 1,011 posts
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    Television, The Drug Of The Nation

    One nation
    under God
    has turned into
    one nation under the influence
    of one drug

    [chorus:]
    Television, the drug of the Nation
    Breeding ignorance and feeding radiation
    (2x)

    T.V., it
    satellite links
    our United States of Unconsciousness
    Apathetic therapeutic and extremely addictive
    The methadone metronome pumping out
    150 channels 24 hours a day
    you can flip through all of them
    and still there's nothing worth watching
    T.V. is the reason why less than 10 per cent of our
    Nation reads books daily
    Why most people think Central Amerika
    means Kansas
    Socialism means unamerican
    and Apartheid is a new headache remedy
    absorbed in it's world it's so hard to find us
    It shapes our mind the most
    maybe the mother of our Nation
    should remind us
    that we're sitting too close to...

    [Chorus:]
    Television, the drug of the Nation
    Breeding ignorance and feeding radiation
    (2x)

    T.V. is
    the stomping ground for political candidates
    Where bears in the woods
    are chased by Grecian Formula'd
    bald eagles
    T.V. is mechanized politic's
    remote control over the masses
    co-sponsored by environmentally safe gases
    watch for the PBS special
    It's the perpetuation of the two party system
    where image takes precedence over wisdom
    Where sound bite politics are served to
    the fastfood culture
    Where straight teeth in your mouth
    are more important than the words
    that come out of it
    Race baiting is the way to get selected
    Willie Horton or
    Will he not get elected on...

    [Chorus:]
    Television, the drug of the Nation
    Breeding ignorance and feeding radiation
    (2x)

    T.V., is it the reflector or the director ?
    Does it imitate us
    or do we imitate it

    because a child watches 1500 murders before he's
    twelve years old and we wonder why we've created
    a Jason generation that learns to laugh
    rather than to abhor the horror
    T.V. is the place where
    armchair generals and quarterbacks can
    experience first hand
    the excitement of warfare
    as the theme song is sung in the background
    Sugar sweet sitcoms
    that leave us with a bad actor taste while
    pop stars metamorphosize into soda pop stars
    You saw the video
    You heard the soundtrack
    Well now go buy the soft drink
    Well, the onla cola that I support
    would be a union C.O.L.A.(Cost Of Living Allowance)
    On television

    [Chorus:]
    Television, the drug of the Nation
    Breeding ignorance and feeding radiation
    (2x)

    Back again, 'New and improved'
    We return to our irregularly programmed schedule
    hidden cleverly between heavy breasted
    beer and car commercials
    CNNESPNABCTNT but mostly B.S.
    Where oxymoronic language like
    'virtually spotless', 'fresh frozen'
    'light yet filling' and 'military intelligence'
    have become standard
    T.V. is the place where phrases are redefined
    like 'recession' to 'necessary downturn'
    'Crude oil' on a beach to 'mousse'
    'Civilian death' to 'collateral damages'
    and being killed by your own Army
    is now called 'friendly fire'
    T.V. is the place where the pursuit
    of happiness has become the pursuit of
    trivia
    Where toothpaste and cars have become
    sex objects
    Where imagination is sucked out of children
    by a cathode ray nipple
    T.V. is the only wet nurse
    that would create a cripple

    [Chorus:]
    Television, the drug of the Nation
    Breeding ignorance and feeding radiation
    (4x)

    Television, The Drug Of The Nation
  • smoothpete 13 Dec 2007 07:57:02 31,450 posts
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    I step out the skit, slap you wih a 10 day old fish
    And tell you what the fuck about this hiphop shit
    Jumping on the back of a granny and telling her damn it
    You better rock it, they've got tickets for Cliff Richard at the post office
    Grab a wack rapper who's been half steppin'
    Stuff a football in his gob and then pass him to Dave Beckham
    I can't stop being cleverly heavy
    I walk around arms down like I'm Kevin and Perry
    It's ever so dope when I pull a jewel from my throat
    I'm not stopping till I've got as many props as the Pope
  • LeoliansBro 13 Dec 2007 08:48:22 43,632 posts
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    In the half shell, they're the heroes four.
    In this day and age, who could ask for more?
    The crimewave is high, with muggings mysterious,
    All police and detectives are furious
    Cause they can't find the source
    Of this lethally evil force.
    The is for real, so give me a quarter:
    I was a witness, get me a reporter!
    Call April O'Neill in on this case
    And you'd better hurry up - there's no time to waste.
    We need help, like, quick, on the double.
    Have pity on the city - man, it's in trouble!
    We need heroes like the Lone Ranger
    With Tonto, came pronto. When there was danger
    They didn't say they'd be there in half an hour
    Cause they possessed TURTLE POWER.

    /thread ends

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • The_Aardvark 13 Dec 2007 09:22:07 3,063 posts
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    Driving with the yellow dog on I95
    He's got a smile on his face and big shiny eyes
    Up at a decent hour, never ate yet
    Got a little Johnny Cash in the old tape deck
    Nothing in the trunk but a baseball glove
    pair of jumper calbes and a set of golf clubs
    Blanket on the back seat, We're in rough shape
    Sun roof held on with a bit of duck tape
    Looking for a gas station, better make a list
    Fill her up with regular, I need to take a piss
    Sexy girl air freshener, stax and a pin wheel
    Top off the fluid, clean the bugs off the windshield
    Not a care in the world, not a how and a why
    Back on the road not a moment to soon
    Dish ran away with some other spoon

    Buck 65 will never ever be gangsta
  • The_Aardvark 13 Dec 2007 09:29:18 3,063 posts
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    Also:

    met her at the star wars convention
    did I mention, she was looking for love?
    had to call her bluff, lady you don't mean how that sounded
    (the thousand-pound dude in the 'no fat chicks' shirt's astounded)
    thought she'd take it back, revoke, rescind, rewind, retract
    ya heard me, she said, I want any man here
    to descend in the cave where you conquer the fear
    and I'll steer you to side of the force that you choose
    somebody's man enough here -- now who?
    This girl, now you have to understand,
    would not look out of place on the arm of an attractive man
    so the geeks in attendance got jaws on the floor, one extends his
    saber but he tripped on his cloak, I stepped to the front then I spoke
    I ain't spitting game, look I got a wookie hat on,
    but these guys here are used to gettin' spat on
    by girls, see you put em in shock.
    And this ain't the right con to quote mister spock
    but it's highly illogical to me. Girl looked in my eye, said is your mind free?

    Cause I got something for you
    it is shiny, it is clean
    Come on up and I'll adore you
    with my yellow laser beam

    sitting in her room upstairs,
    watching her wind up the buns in her hair
    I declare that I'd like to be luke,
    unless that's a little bit too perverted for you
    I could be jaba, a jawa, an ewok, when we talk "oo ga la gee bla!"
    wait -- I seen all the flicks, all the books that I read,
    don't remember any character tied to the bed
    but that's all right, I'ma just pretend that I'm encased in carbonite
    and why that's a nice gold bikini, you make that?
    shows off what you got, make no mistake that's
    one fine view of chewbacca you're giving me
    lower that down here, we could be living the
    linguistic lifesyle of the protocol droid.
    (Here comes the part where I'm not overjoyed)
    Fire! She said, and before I could scream
    got a steaming mouth full of yellow laser beam
  • catterz 13 Dec 2007 10:06:43 8,763 posts
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    First in my class here at MIT,
    Got skills I'm a champion at D&D,
    MC Esher, that's my favourite MC,
    Keep your 40 I'll just have an Earl Grey tea,
    My rims never spin, to the contrary,
    You'll find that they're quite stationary,
    All of my action figures are cherry,
    Steven Hawkin's in my library,
    My Myspace page is all totally pimped out,
    Got people begging for my top 8 spaces,
    Yo, I know pi to a thousand places,
    Ain't got no grills, but I still wear braces,
    I order all of my sandwiches with mayonaisse,
    I'm a whizz at minesweeper I can play for days,
    Once you see my sweet moves you're gonna stay amazed,
    My fingers' moving so fast I'll set the place ablaze,
    There's no killer app I haven't run,
    At Pascal, well I'm number one,
    Do vector calculus just for fun,
    I ain't got a gat, but I've got a soldering gun,
    Happy Days is my favourite Theme song,
    I could sure kick your butt at a game of Ping Pong,
    I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on,
    I'm fluent in Javascript as well as Klingon

    I' been browsing, inspecting,
    X-Men comics, you know I collect them,
    The pens in my pocket I must protect them,
    My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored,
    Shopping online for deals on subscribable media,
    I edit wikipedia,
    I memorised Holy Grail really well,
    I can recite it right now,
    And have you ROTFLOL,
    I've got a business doing websites,
    When my friends need some code who do they call,
    I do HTML for them all,
    Even got a homepage for my dog, yo,
    I got myself a fanny pack,
    They were having a sale down at the Gap,
    Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap,
    Pop, pop, hope no-one sees me, getting freaky,
    I'm nerdy in the extreme and whiter than sour cream,
    I was in AV club and Glee club and even the chess team,
    Only question I,
    Ever thought was hard,
    Was do I like Kirk,
    Or do I like Picard?
    Spend every weekend at the renaissance fair,
    Got my name on my underwear.

    Still stalking this place, old-school style (UID: 1053)

  • The_Aardvark 13 Dec 2007 10:21:02 3,063 posts
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    Who's that Catterz?
  • catterz 13 Dec 2007 10:27:54 8,763 posts
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    Weird Al :)

    Still stalking this place, old-school style (UID: 1053)

  • monkeypuzzle 13 Dec 2007 10:36:00 1,947 posts
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    I have a feeling I may delete this post.

    I did

    Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

  • Evidence 13 Dec 2007 10:50:26 315 posts
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    "Throw your hands in the air like you just don't care!"

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