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Virtual Console Roundup Review

Wii Retro Review by Dan Whitehead

2 May, 2008

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Final Soldier

  • Platform: TurboGrafx 16
  • Wii Points: 700
  • In Real Money: GBP 4.90 / EUR 7 (approx)

This is the vertically-inclined shooter of this week's pair, and also the one that will be of more interest to those outside the frighteningly focused shoot-'em-up hardcore lobby. The main reason for this is that it's not freakishly hard, increasing your firepower with a generous number of floating letter power-ups while taking its time to ramp up the enemy attacks.

In a genre where simply getting to the end of the first stage can be an achievement, this gentler approach (assuming you opt for the normal mode) makes everything much more accessible to mere mortals who don't have super-powered thumbs.

The downside is that there's not much in the way of surprise or innovation along the way. Turrets pop up and down, enemies swoop and swirl from the side of the screen just as they have since Galaga was a baby, and the bosses are inevitably large mechanical tank things that shuffle about at the top of the screen lobbing reams of bullets at you but always leaving convenient gaps to slip past.

On a normal week I'd probably be quite forgiving to such a game, simply because shoot-'em-ups are fun and while the VC is overpopulated with the things, too few of them are really geared towards the mainstream player. However, thanks to the ludicrous price inflation for the Hanabi wotsit, this decent effort is rendered less appealing.

6/10

Columns 3: Revenge of Columns

  • Platform: Megadrive
  • Wii Points: 900
  • In Real Money: GBP 6.30 / EUR 9 (approx)

I'm almost tempted to give this 10/10 just for the awesome title alone. What next? Vengeance of the Buttresses? The Proscenium Arch Strikes Back? Unfortunately this isn't an epic saga of architectural intrigue but yet another of those block-dropping puzzlers that mysteriously sprouted everywhere when a certain Russian game became a phenomena.

'Virtual Console Roundup' Screenshot 2

Clearing the screen of coloured blobs is the inevitable aim of the game, though in this variation on the theme the blobs descend in vertical groups of three. You can scroll the blobs up and down to change their position, but there's no way of rotating them sideways. Form lines of three - up, down or diagonally - and they vanish. That's pretty much it.

Tacked on around this core concept is a story mode which finds you venturing inside a pyramid and challenging the various creatures and monsters within to blob-swapping matches. Using certain magical gems delivers negative status effects on your opponent so, yeah, it's a little bit like Puzzle Quest only not nearly as funny or interesting. As the whole game is centred on this competitive play, the best reason to pick this up is for the spread of multiplayer options which can allow up to five players at once.

The best reason to not pick it up is, once again, the price. It's the sort of puzzler that would be fine as part of a compilation, but even at 800 Wii Points this would be dubious value. There's therefore nothing here to justify the additional 100 points on top. It reminds me most of the recent XBLA offering, TiQal, and that wasn't worth the price either.

5/10

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Buztafen
02/05/08 @ 12:59
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Nemesis and Salamander on the MSX ruled!!!

\drifts off into reminiscing mode....
Cadence
02/05/08 @ 13:38
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The pricing of these is a complete and utter pisstake.
Golgo
02/05/08 @ 15:11
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"Yes, an extra 100 points has been slapped onto the cost of each game, presumably because they games are foreign and therefore the ROM file is heavier and costs Nintendo more to post down the internet wires. Or some such bollocks."

There's the matter of translating (or at least partially translating) titles which have not appeared outside Japan. Which is not free.
100 points = 75p extra. Translators don't work for free, although this Eurogamer staffer should consider it.

That said, this week's line-up isn't so great.
brainbird
02/05/08 @ 16:01
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Gradius on PC-Engine has exactly zero japanese words in it, Golgo. Just like most shmups.
Don't know about Gradius II CD, though.
Daryoon
02/05/08 @ 16:21
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100 points = 75p extra. Translators don't work for free, although this Eurogamer staffer should consider it.

And given the niche nature of the titles, how many downloads will they get? A thousand? If that?
njsykora
02/05/08 @ 17:18
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I think you're making a few mistakes on the Gradius 2 bit. Gradius 2 was actually never released in the US until the Gradius Collection on the PSP came out. It was released as Vulcan Venture in Europe.
Triggerhappytel
02/05/08 @ 17:43
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I don't get these sodding price systems. Literally how much is 800 or 900 Wii points? I'm wondering how it compares to PSN's PS1 titles which are all about £3.50, non?
TriggerHippie
02/05/08 @ 18:06
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Non, we're taking a fist in the derrier. These things are heading towards twice the price of the playstation 1 games lol
GamerForYears
02/05/08 @ 21:32
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It would take something very special for me to buy any more Virtual Console games. I ran out of space ages ago - I had to move a game onto SD card (waiting...waiting...waiting...play Super Stardust HD on PS3...waiting..oh, finally) just so I could put the Wii Fit channel on. I have no idea where any WiiWare is going to go.

Who buys this stuff? I only have 2MB broadband linked wirelessly to my Wii - perhaps if my connection was much faster downloading again would be an option?

So I don't even try and work out the cost. Ho hum...
BuckoA51
03/05/08 @ 14:12
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Please for the love of God Nintendo SORT THE STORAGE PROBLEM OUT INSTEAD OF PRETENDING IT DOES NOT EXIST!
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I MUST import a US Wii when I decide to grab one.

Anyone know whether the Freeloader is a worthwhile purchase, and will let me play all EU bargains that I stumble across?

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