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SingStar Rock Ballads Review

PlayStation 2 Review by Dan Whitehead

10 September, 2007

That's the way you do it! Forgive my brief moment of Mr Punch madness, but with Rock Ballads the SingStar series has finally clicked back into its groove. As this marks the tenth outing for the franchise in just a few short years, a production rate which makes even the EA Sports roster look positively lethargic, it was perhaps inevitable that quality would eventually take a back seat to quantity. That's not to say there haven't been tunes worth warbling in the last few updates, but it did feel that SingStar was becoming little more than an interactive version of the interminable Now That's What I Call Music compilation series.

This offering, with a track listing that sounds more like one of those "not available in any shops" Drive Time compilations, finds SingStar joyfully rediscovering what made it work in the first place. And there are two main reasons for this.

Firstly, SingStar finally feels like a game again. While it's great to be able to use your PS2 as a communal karaoke machine, there are scores to be earned and recent editions seemed to be losing track of that element. Instead songs seemed to be chosen solely for their kitsch appeal or demographic visibility. OK, the inclusion of Sugababes in a Rock Ballads set raises an eyebrow but that's really the only track that doesn't fit in here. While noses will undoubtedly be turned up at the presence of Avril Lavigne and Anastacia, there's no denying that they represent the modern evolution of the oestrogen-soaked light rock fare once peddled by T'Pau, Roxette and Alannah Myles, all of who are also present here.

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The skew towards plastic pop and bland chart tat may have drawn in Da Kidz and their disposable income but there's precious little challenge in songs that were purposefully designed to be performed by people of negligible vocal talent. Not with this update. These are big blustering showstoppers, towering monuments of soft rock hubris, and you'll need to be a damn good singer to keep up with many of the tracks here. Verses roam up and down the scale for that full bombastic heart-breaking impact, while climactic notes are sustained for lung-taxing lengths. The vast majority of the songs on offer really make you work those tonsils, leaving you exhausted but elated at the end.

All of a sudden, the score becomes relevant again - a true measure of whether you're improving or faltering, like the difference between taking part in a properly organised karaoke night or just bellowing along to Right Said Fred down the local boozer. I was positively giddy when I chalked up a respectable score on Toto's high-pitched classic, Africa, and only partly because of lack of oxygen to the brain from that bloody chorus. It felt like I'd achieved something. More than just a collection of new tunes, SingStar Rock Ballads is a game where talent is of paramount importance. This in turn revitalises the duet mode, as there's genuine competition to be found, while the medleys also gain a new lease of life, becoming marathon sessions that only the most skilled vocalist will be able to tame. Simply by focussing on actual songs, rather than just marketable hits, the game is rejuvenated across the board.

The second area in which Rock Ballads hits the bullseye is in the concept. These aren't the sort of songs you can approach half-arsed. These are big songs, often performed by big men and women, sporting big hair and tight pants. Going small is not an option. Mumble these songs into the mic and you'll look like a prize pillock. No, these are songs that demand to be SUNG, as enthusiastically as possible, and this forces players to get into the spirit of things. When tackling the imposing musical mountain that is Meatloaf's epic ode to bumsex, I Would Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That), you just have to go for it, open up the vocal chords and let rip. In much the same way as the best tracks in Guitar Hero demand you stand up and plant your foot on the coffee table, so Rock Ballads insists that you jump up and preen like a star, dammit.

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There are, of course, tracks that are less essential than others. The world can easily continue to turn without being subjected to Nickelback ever again, yet This Is How You Remind Me certainly fits the bill as a cheesy sub-grunge sobbing into your beer break-up ballad and - embarrassingly - is the song that apparently best suits my rumbling croak. But for the most part this is a set that serves up crowd-pleasing hit after hit after hit. More Than A Feeling? I Just Died In Your Arms Tonight? Broken Wings? Every Rose Has It's Thorn? A song so powerfully majestic that it granted Bill and Ted access to heaven itself? Truly, this is a feast of delicious cheese.

And that's ultimately what makes Rock Ballads the best SingStar in ages. It's fantastically daft fun, yet offers much more than just drunken larks. It's got tracks that everyone can enjoy, yet still feels thematically coherent. You can segue from any track to another and the game just flows. Sugababes aside, whether the songs come from the 80s or last year there are no jarring mood-breaking switches in style or tone. Compared to the series last foray into rocky waters, with the laughably limp SingStar Rocks (and the only time Keane should used in conjunction with the word "rocks" is when deciding what to throw at their insipid little heads) this is big, ballsy and brilliant. Everything that a karaoke game should be, in other words. Rock on.

8/10

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Digital~Orgasm
10/09/07 @ 06:59
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Woohoo first!!

Game sounds good, think I'll pick this up.
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Sir_TimAlot
10/09/07 @ 07:06
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Great for parties fuelled by alcohol, will most probably pick this up to go with the rock and 80's versions, TOTO ftw!!!
Murbal
10/09/07 @ 07:44
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Vertigo a 'rock ballad'? Pull the other one.
spidermanalf
10/09/07 @ 07:53
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Man my christmas party is going to ROCK this year!

I sold off all my ps2 stuff bar the ps2 and the singstars, comes out every family gathering and is just awesome!
Artemis_Matsas
10/09/07 @ 08:01
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Will you be able to add these songs on Singstar PS3? Does anybody know?
tinodz
10/09/07 @ 08:02
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Hello, hello... (Hola)
SIDEARM
10/09/07 @ 08:04
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More importantly - when will we see Singstar PS3. My PS3 needs the attention as it is in danger of dissapearing under all the dust.
thedaveeyres
10/09/07 @ 08:10
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Where's the Space Giraffe review?
afray
10/09/07 @ 08:17
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Every Rose Has It's Thorn?

Code red! Code red! Rogue apostrophe alert!
Cloudane
10/09/07 @ 08:35
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Shut the feck up about the Space Giraffe review - it is out now so either you buy it or shut up.

I'll be buying this once again as I own every SingStar title yet (in Europe at least).
tonynibbles
10/09/07 @ 08:35
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Better than Gears?
chicknstu
10/09/07 @ 08:38
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I worked out the other day, I've pissed £200 up this game since it was released!

The fact that you can't use the old tracks on the PS3 is making me cautious about buying any more though...
Killerbee
10/09/07 @ 08:40
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Vertigo a 'rock ballad'? Pull the other one.

Yeah, neither that nor Tina Turner appear to be on the Tracklisting. What's up?
DanWhitehead
10/09/07 @ 08:40
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Vertigo a 'rock ballad'? Pull the other one.

Vertigo isn't actually in this game, nor is Tina Turner. There aren't any screenshots available for Rock Ballads, so it was either this or suffer my hand-scrawled biro doodles of Carol Decker.
Artemis_Matsas
10/09/07 @ 08:48
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You can't add these tracks on Singstar PS3? Hmm... i'll pass on this then.
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tonynibbles
10/09/07 @ 08:51
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The fact that you can't use the old tracks on the PS3 is making me cautious about buying any more though...

Not sure what you mean there.

SingStar PS2 works on the PS3 fine. And the earlier ones which don't work, still work via the [SELECT] > Disc swap option. The upscaling is good too.

Considering Sony have already said that the PS3 SingStar store will launch with over 300 songs - there is a very good chance they'll all be in the PS3 version too.
Genji
10/09/07 @ 08:55
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"I will do anything for love?" There'd better be Bat Out of Hell on there, too. That'd *destroy* most people.
Verwandlung
10/09/07 @ 09:00
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/spits on singstar game
DanWhitehead
10/09/07 @ 09:03
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/spits on singstar game

Ooh. Edgy.
Cloudane
10/09/07 @ 09:06
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I just counted the amount of SingStar games I own off the top of my head.

There has been nine released so far and I welcome another nine more!

My favourites are SingStar Party and 80's as everybody loved them.
3william56
10/09/07 @ 09:06
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I too remember Bill quoting Every Rose Has Its Thorn to the Princess Babes in the "I bring a message of love" scene when I first saw it in the cinema, but every video and TV showing since has had it removed, and it's not listed on the Soundtrack on IMDB (and on IMDB the message of love has the quote "Lyrics, Dude, recite them some lyrics" followed by non lyrics).

Did crappy euro cock rock haircases Poison object to achieving their place in cinematic immortality, or did the filmakers have a sudden rush of taste? Methinks B&T will live on longer than those leather pants bleach jobs.
mkreku
10/09/07 @ 09:19
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This is a must-buy in my household. No matter the score.
Carlo
10/09/07 @ 10:02
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Frankly, I'm waiting for the PS3 version of Singstar with downloadable content. I can't be dealing with 5 )or more?) disks of songs that need to be changed all the time.

1 Bluray (?) and downloadable songs to the HDD is the way to go now. Hurry up SingStar PS3!
jack_klugman
10/09/07 @ 10:03
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Shut the feck up about the Space Giraffe review - it is out now so either you buy it or shut up.

No.

Space Giraffe review please.

K'thanks.
Pachinko
10/09/07 @ 10:05
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Good review, although I really do wonder why the writer deems many songs in previous compilations easy to sing and requiring only modest / neligible vocal talent. There are many songs in each compilation that only seem easy to sing since they're performed by air-head bimbos. But they're not, and lo and behold, every Singstar makes a point - even if the modern music business is as much about looking good as it is about singing well, you don't succeed without knowing how to sing. Well, except if you're J.Lo. I'd listen to that ass any day.
chicknstu
10/09/07 @ 10:13
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@tonynibbles

"Considering Sony have already said that the PS3 SingStar store will launch with over 300 songs - there is a very good chance they'll all be in the PS3 version too."

That's the exact reason I don't want to buy any more on PS2. Because when I eventually end up buying a PS3, that'll be the better version to own (no disc swapping etc...)
samadriel
10/09/07 @ 10:22
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"I too remember Bill quoting Every Rose Has Its Thorn to the Princess Babes in the "I bring a message of love" scene when I first saw it in the cinema, but every video and TV showing since has had it removed, and it's not listed on the Soundtrack on IMDB (and on IMDB the message of love has the quote "Lyrics, Dude, recite them some lyrics" followed by non lyrics)."

Pretty sure you're thinking of when they have to give 'the meaning of life' to God's assistant in Bogus Journey. Keep up!
Chaote-Imagicka
10/09/07 @ 10:43
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Singstar review is higher priority content than Space Giraffe review? WTF happened to this site?
Arwin
10/09/07 @ 11:30
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Great! Makes me look forward to Singstar PS3 even more. ;)

This and Buzz PS3 should keep the visiting crowds happy for a fair bit.
WJF
10/09/07 @ 20:48
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*neep neep neep neep neep* I just dAhhiiiieeed in your aaarrms tonight! Mustave been sumthing you sard! I codha' wahllked awhaaayah. I KOULD AVE WALKED AWAHAAAH.

/drives around Vice City
NZCHICK
10/12/08 @ 23:09
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Can anyone tell me if this version of SingStar has the Ping Pong (aka Sing Song) game which you control with singing into the microphone?

Thanks :)

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