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SEGA Mega Drive Handheld Article

Retro Article by Kristan Reed

24 August, 2008

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Enough rambling - here's what we think of the included games...

1989

Alex Kidd in the Enchanted Castle - 4/10

The verdict: "[An] infantile effort, plagued by horrible floaty jumping movements, imprecise attack moves and abominable collision detection. All of these factors combine to produce a singularly underwhelming experience."

Altered Beast - 4/10

The verdict: "It's a standard, garish side-scrolling brawler with big bold characters with little in the way of animation, and a limited move set consisting of punch, kick and jump. Playing it now inspires the kind of retro horror that we dread."

Golden Axe - 6/10

The verdict: "With the choice over a dwarf, barbarian or an Amazonian female, the gameplay was a relentless succession of encounters against even bigger enemies, and despite its horrible simplicity, it still has an inescapable charm that endures."

1990

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Alien Storm - 2/10

The verdict: "Superficially similar to Golden Axe, you trundle across the screen in one of three guises - bloke, girl, robot - clobbering small groups of generic alien creatures as they shuffle amiably towards you. Occasionally you can dip inside a building to take part in atrocious shooting gallery stages...It is, quite frankly, a bland, flavourless slog."

Arrow Flash - 5/10

The verdict: "Back in the days when the Gradius series was the height of arcade innovation, me-too efforts like Arrow Flash were a welcome addition to consoles back in the day. Nowadays, it's very hard to muster enthusiasm for what is a solid but very generic side-scrolling twitch shooter."

Crack Down - 6/10

The verdict: "There's the kernel of a good idea in here, and the focus on sneaking probably seemed fairly clever and groundbreaking at the time (assuming you hadn't played the Metal Gear games) but today it feels too clunky and fiddly and the meagre gameplay amusement on offer isn't enough to compensate."

ESWAT - 5/10

The verdict: "ESWAT is smooth and playable in that bland sort of way that generic 80s games often are. It's also quite easy, with five hits before you die and enemies that blindly shoot at nothing in the hope that you'll stray into their path. Undemanding retro fans will probably find enough to amuse them."

1991

Decap Attack - 6/10

The verdict: "Certainly one of the most obscure first party games on the Mega Drive, Decap Attack is a jolly if garish side-scrolling platform romp, distinguished for its utterly bonkers lead character and off-the-wall humour. In gameplay terms, it's pretty by-the-numbers stuff, though."

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Flicky - 8/10

The verdict: "Interestingly, a port of an excellent SEGA platform arcade game from 1984 where you must save the 'chirps' from rabid house cats. Similar in concept to Namco's equally overlooked Mappy, this is one of those great lost games from the golden era of classic arcade games that's a joy to stumble across even now."

Gain Ground - 7/10

The verdict: "If Gauntlet, Robotron and Dead Rising all fell into Jeff Goldblum's teleportation pod, this is the inside-out baboon of a game that would emerge."

Jewel Master - 4/10

The verdict: "Much like every other side-scrolling platform-brawlers of the era, it's another relentless march from left to right, biffing an endless succession of enemies with a limited move set. Pretty poor even then, and utterly generic now."

Shadow Dancer - 6/10

The verdict: "This port of the 1989 arcade sequel to Shinobi is your typical side-scrolling platform brawler/shooter. In a genre as saturated as this one became, it's hardly surprising to find it hasn't aged particularly well, but if you were a massive Shinobi fan this does the job nicely."

1992

Kid Chameleon - 6/10

The verdict: "Very much trying desperately to ape Super Mario Bros. While the mask gimmick is cute, it's really no different to the way Mario changed his form by collecting mushrooms and feathers."

1993

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Columns 3 - Revenge of Columns - 5/10

The verdict: "Clearing the screen of coloured blobs is the inevitable aim of the game, though in this variation on the theme the blobs descend in vertical groups of three. You can scroll the blobs up and down to change their position, but there's no way of rotating them sideways. Form lines of three - up, down or diagonally - and they vanish. That's pretty much it."

Dr Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine - 6/10

The verdict: "A fairly unapologetic reskin of Puyo Pop...it's simple, solid, addictive, timeless fun that hasn't really dated like so many of the games you'll find in retroland."

Ecco The Dolphin - 6/10

The verdict: "Many expected it to be a twee little game for kids, but they couldn't have been more wrong, with a dark and difficult title with a convoluted storyline to leave the nippers crying themselves to sleep."

Shinobi 3 - 8/10

The verdict: "Slick visuals and intuitive gameplay lure you in, and retro wimps will be pleased to learn that the difficulty curve is relatively tame for a game of this genre and vintage."

Sonic Spinball: 4/10

The verdict: "Clumsy in the extreme, chalk this one up alongside all the other failed attempts to crowbar Sonic into ill-fitting spin-off titles. The Sonic-obsessed among you might squeeze some amusement from its obscure oddity factor."

1994

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Sonic and Knuckles - 8/10

The verdict: "The fourth in the Sonic lineage is every bit as good-looking, hyper and brutal as the others, but by this point the law of diminishing returns was starting to kick in."

1995

Ecco JR - 6/10

The verdict: "Coming very late in the Mega Drive's life-span, this third Ecco title was very much targeted at kids. Still a great showcase for the console's technical prowess, but hardly a highlight of its software range."

The SEGA Mega Drive Handheld is available from SEGARetro.net. PS2/Xbox owners might consider SEGA Mega Drive Collection for a similar, less portable alternative.

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Tomo
24/08/08 @ 22:45
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Odd publishing time!

Still, do like the novelty value of this but only two 8/10 games is bit pish :/
Mugwum [staff]
24/08/08 @ 22:49
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As I said on the blog post, I figured you'd prefer late Sunday to mid-afternoon Monday or whenever I wake up/remember :-)
popkins
24/08/08 @ 22:56
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so is this 50or 60hz?
PinkSpider
24/08/08 @ 22:56
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Ooooh, stuff to read.

/puts off going to bed.
dudeluvspussy
24/08/08 @ 23:36
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Dude, the reviews for the games are well harsh. Altered Beast and Golden Axe are classics. I'm glad I was to poor to buy GamesMaster if those reviews where typical of the time. I might never have played them if that was the case.

30 quid though sounds like a good price point though
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brommers
24/08/08 @ 23:39
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ahh the memories. Good price and nice selection of some old classics. Had most of them in my collection. And whats wrong with Sonic Pinball? May pick this up.
Gremmi
24/08/08 @ 23:53
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Question not answered (unless I missed it) - does it do save states, or is it just in-game saves if available?
Daikon
24/08/08 @ 23:55
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...picodrive...gp2x... *mumble*
frostcircus
24/08/08 @ 23:56
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No concluding paragraph after the page of review quotes? You broke my heart.
charming_fox
25/08/08 @ 00:37
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30 quid? emulators? 01:37am?
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Gastrian
25/08/08 @ 01:14
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Ecco 6/10? The game was brutally hard at points (the maze with the moving screen - only did it once without cheating) but other than that it was a fantastic game and one of the mega drive's best offerings.
Ryze
25/08/08 @ 07:25
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Hey - retro is back - and I'm hung over....

Do an article on the MegaDrive, with a cult classics feature ala the PS2 one that was recently posted.

Make sure that Dynamite Headdy and Gunstar Heroes make the cut!

cheers!

/Zzzzzzz
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Shakey_Jake33
25/08/08 @ 07:42
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I would have been genuinely interested in this device if it had SoR2.

Would have preferred Sonic 3 over S&K too. I do love S&K, but you can at least save progress in Sonic 3, handy given a device like this would be used in short bursts on the bus or whatever. S3&K would have been even better.
Pulsar_t
25/08/08 @ 07:45
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Racketboy > EG in terms of retro coverage. And am I the only one who realises the futility of re-reviewing old games? EG's criteria are so fuzzy some of those reviews come out as harsh. Oh and screw the numeral rating system that has turned into a religion here.
Pulsar_t
25/08/08 @ 07:47
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@Shakey_Jake33
Do you think more than 5 minutes of actual effort went into selecting those game?
Venkman90
25/08/08 @ 09:33
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What a wasted oppurtunity

I realise they could only use first party titles to keep the cost down (or at least I asume so), but maybe there was a way to get 3rd partys on and keep that price point (profit share?) Titles that would have sold it me such as:

SoR
SoR2
Robocop v Terminator (was pretty good)
Desert / Jungle / Urban Strike
Sonic 2
Flashback (ffs please port to the DS)
thesombrerokid
25/08/08 @ 09:44
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WELL HARSH, review wise, what've you's been smoking they got the same scores as for the VC even though they're like 1/4 the price!
Wyrm
25/08/08 @ 09:46
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Didn't the Nomad have no battery at all, forcing you to use the Game Gear battery adapter or plug it into the mains?
neonemesis
25/08/08 @ 09:50
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I think there were rechargeable batterys available for the nomad but they were still rubbish.
CapnCloudchaser
25/08/08 @ 10:26
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Is there even any point in reviewing games from 20 odd years ago? What kind of criteria do they go through? Most are classics that wouldn't match up to the technological advancements today. And when bundles like this come out, people buy them for the nostalgia value, they don't need a review to determine that. All a retro-type article really needs to do is comment on how well the emulated software, whatever it may be, plays the games to their original strength, nothing more.
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25/08/08 @ 10:31
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@thesombrerokid
"WELL HARSH, review wise, what've you's been smoking they got the same scores as for the VC even though they're like 1/4 the price!"

Just having a lower price doesn't improve quality. Imagine I offered you a steaming turd for £/€100, you'd say no (well, probably not just no ;) ). Now, if I was to drop my price to a fiver would you leap at it? No, it's still a turd. If you want, you can mentally add a point to each one for the lower cost.

@Pulsar_t
"And am I the only one who realises the futility of re-reviewing old games?"

It's not futile at all; these games are being released on new systems whose gamers might not know them. How else are they supposed to know which retro titles are the classics and which are (for example) poor Mario rip-offs?

I remember a lot of great games but, in my experience, playing some them now just ruins that memory (except Super Ghouls 'N Ghosts on SNES, that's still awesome. And Impossible Mission on the C64. And IK+. And...).
AaronTurner
25/08/08 @ 11:34
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What a great little device, too bad the games they chose are a little duff.
Geowolf
25/08/08 @ 13:31
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Considering that no shops actually have any of these, including Argos which appears to be permanently out of stock. Reviews, good or otherwise, seem pointless since other than buying direct from Sega retronet it's impossible to own one.
JHuxley
25/08/08 @ 14:19
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To those complaining about game selection...I'd imagine they were restricted in their choice by Sega. You know, Sega are still making money from all those compilations and VC releases, so they're not exactly going to give up all their AAA titles to a poxy 3rd party handheld. There are just a few headline games and the rest are filler so they can boast about having 20 games. Be thankful there are a few hidden gems in there they probably had to sneak past Sega...

"...picodrive...gp2x... *mumble*"

Yes indeed. That's the only reason I'm not tempted by this in the slightest. I can have a near-perfect handheld MD with as many games as I like on a 2Gb SD card (which is pretty much all of them). Legality might be an issue, but...meh.
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caligari
25/08/08 @ 20:13
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Some awesome games there - but I still think you're better off with an actual console (which should cost you no more than a tenner) - the better games can easily be picked up for between £1 to £3, and then you can fork out a little extra for Gunstar Heroes and Streets of Rage 2, too. :p

Then get it modded for all your import-friendly 60Hz full-screen goodness.
Yeevle
25/08/08 @ 21:34
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Crap games really.
jade2001
25/08/08 @ 23:28
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Most of these games are on the Sega Megadrive Collection which I have on the PSP so to buy this would be a waste of my money now if Streets Of Rage was on it.....

Why did Alex Kidd get such a low score? I thought that was considered a classic.
squeakyg
26/08/08 @ 01:09
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This seems like such a great idea! I'd love to buy this. But... if only it weren't for the terrible lineup of games. I have no interest in most of them. I already have the Mega Drive Collection on the PSP, which includes most of these games, along with much much better first-party games like Ristar, Sonic 1, Sonic 2, Comix Zone, and the Phantasy Star games if you're into that sort of thing. Plus, you can save in the PSP games at any time with emulation save states... something I presume this gadget doesn't do?

But still... it looks nice... I want. Bah.
HEAVYface
26/08/08 @ 08:06
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too harsh on a couple of games there (eswat espcially as later levels change the gameplay up nicely, and who cares if bean machine s a reskin - its still a great game worthy of anybodys time) but theres no escaping the fact the majority of the games on there are duffers.

missed opportunity
Retroid [mod]
26/08/08 @ 08:27
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It's an excellent little machine to occupy children, doubly so since it can connect to a telly.
squeakyg
26/08/08 @ 14:34
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Well, I went out and got one of these from Argos today (they sell a white version, would have liked the black version really. I may do a proper review some time, but for now, what I have to say is mostly bad impressions:

- The screen is well-lit, but it's not sharp at all. You can't see every pixel clearly, it's like a fuzzy effect, a bit like a CRT television. It makes text very hard to read.
- The D-pad is lame on mine. Pressing right is very unresponsive and I have to press very hard. Considering most of the games are left-to-right scrollers, I almost consider my unit to be broken. Can't be bothered taking it back though.
- Sound is okay, but needs turning up to maximum, and there is a buzz with headphones.
- Build quality is very cheap. It's as light as air without batteries. More of a toy than a handheld console.
- No battery indicator. The manual is funny, it says: "You will start noticing the game player begins to behave abnormally. Please replace the batteries when this happens."
- The manual gives quick game instructions, but there are none within in the games. Quick-start screens would have been nice.
- It goes without saying, save states are out of the question. Most of these games are the old-fashioned kind where you play them from scratch every time you turn them on.

I haven't tried hooking it up to a TV yet. I'll do that tonight.

My score: 3/10 for build quality, 4/10 for the game collection.
bernardhanna
04/09/08 @ 18:11
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just imagine if another of these came out with the following titles on it
Streets of rage 2, Alien3, Street fighter2 , Micro machines, NBA jam, Sensible soccer, Sonic 2, Zombies ate my neighbous, terminator, jungle strike, mega bomberman, road rash, Paperboy, toejam and earl2, flash back, world of illusion, mortal kombat 2, Lemmings, Theme park, Ea hockey ( just for the fights), Gunstar heros, 2Crude dudes, cannon fodder, fatal fury, ghostbusters, ghouls n ghosts, Pga 96, rolling thunder, thunderforce2, atomic runner, beavis and butthead, chase hq, chuck rock, earhworm jim2, gynoug, side pocket, toki, shining force 2, stider, splateerhouse 2, sunset riders, ... and so on

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