Kudos Review

You start as a poorly-paid waiter with no discernible skills at the age of twenty. You have ten years to turn your life around whilst living in the town of Slough. (We feel obliged to keep in with the Betjeman season so; "come friendly bombs and fall on Slough, It isn't fit for humans now, There isn't grass to graze a cow. Swarm over, Death!") You are seriously dead-end; you have no prospects and few friends. There's no luxury here, no assumption of limitless wealth and the endless cheap land and buildings afforded by the American suburbs; this is good old English degradation, people scraping by on the breadline, just managing to live from day to day, with very few ways out. It's essentially a sink-estate simulator.

Like The Sims, there simply isn't the time to do all the things you want to and your character will spend an awful lot of time just trying to make a living. Characters can improve themselves by taking courses, but these absorb a lot of money and time, leaving the character feeling lonely. Thankfully, a character can have friends and relationships, which help fulfil his other criteria for life; he can go out for meals with them, or play sports, or go all cultural on them at the theatre, all of which fulfil certain needs and desires displayed on the right of the screen. Neglect friends and they simply disappear as they fall out of touch, as neglected friends do; new friends can be gained through activities or other friends. He can also buy a range of items that help his life development, such as speeding up his travel to work (skateboards, bicycles, cars, buses), pets (who can starve to death with depressing ease) or sports kit, but he's got to know how to use these things, which requires practice, which takes up time. Finally, his various statistics affect his chances of promotion at work or his chance of getting a new job.

Egon is a "materialist, reclusive scientist". Sounds about right.

So the two real resources in Kudos are time and money, filtered through your character's statistics. As you learn more skills, you can get better jobs, giving you more money, making you do things that make you happier, providing a positive cycle. Fail at things, and your confidence drops and you'll keep failing. You only get the chance to do one action each day, whether that's seeing friends, browsing for jobs, reading something of your book, taking a driving lesson or cleaning the house (something that has to be done with depressing regularity, just like life), and you've only got a few thousand turns, so wasted time feels really wasted.

Like Democracy (and like real life) there are arbitrary occurrences from time-to-time, such as burglaries (which seem to have happen far too regularly even for inner-city Slough), illness and muggings. These remove items you've bought, knocking you back a pace or two in your slow progression to being a "better" person. There are also free updates provided in-game supplying new costumes, jobs, kit for your house and so on; easily as satisfying as the pumped-out expansion packs of The Sims. Apparently, you can also mod it, but I'm assuming the community's either too small, the creative process is too hard, or no-one's motivated enough, as there's nothing out there at the moment.

All activities cost money, but friends can help friends out.

Kudos makes you regret all the wasted opportunities in your life; it makes you see your life in the long-term, something hard to do in the day-to-day pace of modern economic slavery. It makes you think just how often you turn up to work "Tired and bored" and gives you a second chance. (Or a chance to try out that decade if you're not that old yet.) It pisses me off to sound so airy-fairy and pseudo-academic but Cliff Harris has again made a thought-provoking piece of art and social commentary masquerading as code.