Yakuza 3 Review
Chop chop.
Version tested: PlayStation 3
Given that it has the lowest petty crime statistics in the civilised world, Japan's portrayal in the Yakuza series, as a thug-infested cesspool of extreme physical violence, certainly provides an amusing contrast from the endlessly polite reality. Perhaps the whole of Japanese society is secretly fantasising about stoving each other's faces in with bicycles. It would explain a lot.
Even the gentlest stroll down a local Okinawan highway almost always ends up with lead protagonist Kiryu Kazuma being set upon by puffy-jacketed gang members eager to acquaint him with their fists. Any excuse for aggro is considered fair game, but more often than not it's simply because they want to mess him up.
Back on his old Yakuza turf you could understand the incessant hostility, but the life of the former 4th chairman of the Tojo clan has turned around somewhat dramatically. A few years on from the chaotic events of Yakuza 2 we find the sculpted man-machine holed up in the idyllic surrounds of a distant beachside orphanage, chopping onions and dispensing sage-like advice to 10-year-olds.
But wearisome problems are never that far away from Kiryu, even when he elects to decamp to the most remote part of Japan. Sure enough, trouble finds him when it transpires that frowning men in suits want to knock down the orphanage and build a military base and holiday resort where it sits.

The yellow ink is especially painful, we're reliably informed.
As ever, the game's endlessly convoluted exposition provides a fine and curiously compelling framework upon which to hang accessible beat-'em-up encounters. For more than 20 hours you'll happily smash an endless supply of goons in the mush in increasingly elaborate fashion, gaining new moves and narrative insight into the bargain. It's a compelling formula, despite or perhaps because of its undemanding simplicity.
From the publisher that brought us Streets of Rage, Virtua Fighter and Shenmue, Yakuza is essentially a mashup of all three, which is hardly surprising but does mean it's the stuff of SEGAphile fantasies. Liberally sprinkled with their genius, it's the grateful beneficiary of some of their most satisfying elements, in a context which delivers a uniquely Japanese - and uniquely SEGA - flavour.
In its latest incarnation, though, most of the changes are peripheral to the ultra-accessible two-button-mashing violence at its core. Perhaps the most striking improvement comes as a result of the series' belated arrival on a high-definition platform, with the already lavish production values benefitting enormously from its graduation to PS3. From the moment Kiryu strides up the beach with his intricately etched dragon tattoo in full view, it's evidently a game with an eye for detail.

The old arm hump manoeuvre is a winner.
Wandering idly through downtown Okinawa (and, later, Tokyo), the heady bustle combines with a convincing atmosphere of enigmatic inscrutability that accompanies any Japanese urban exploration. Between the dense and narrow layout, mysterious shops and market stalls routinely offer an expansive and exhaustive array of items whose sole purpose appears to be to cater to the eccentric whims of OCD gamers.
Sampling each and every one contributes to the game's exhausting progression requirements, and it quickly becomes apparent that there are no simple shortcuts. Spending an astonishing 295 minutes watching cut-scenes is but one in a long line of extraordinary completion requirements. More than 20 hours, a completed main quest and countless side missions yielded me less than 10 per cent completion.
But if the spirit of the game is to waste as much of your time as possible, then it's just as well that you'll revel in this indulgence. Given how many side quests and mini-games the first two Yakuzas boasted, it shouldn't come as any great surprise to discover even more layered on top, but their presence remains utterly integral to the game's appeal.
In addition to the bowling, arcade games, gambling and the UFO catchers that you'll be familiar with from previous editions, Yakuza 3 beefs up the distraction quotient no end. There's golf, karaoke, darts, a batting cage, pool, fishing, fighting tournaments, card games and other incidental tasks, all of which are built into the missions themselves, so there's never any shortage of peripheral amusements to get stuck into whenever the incessant brawling loses its lustre.
They're mostly designed as throwaway extras, but the game still does a handsome job in whatever it tackles, with simple, intuitive mechanics built into every one of its mini-games, and it also manages to infuse inadvertent humour when you least expect it. Kiryu's steely expression as he casts his rod out to sea, or his impassioned karaoke performances, are sure to be the stuff of gaming legend, while his furious attempts to blog the 'revelations' he discovers via his cameraphone repeatedly drive home the game's adorable lack of self-awareness.
In the main missions, meanwhile, there's a notable attempt to improve the sense of variety. Rather than cram in one linear brawl after another until the inevitable boss encounter, greater attention has been paid to the game's pacing. The emphasis on character development during each of the dozen chapters is particularly noticeable, with numerous missions devoted entirely to dramas at the orphanage, while other sections task you with fleeing from or chasing after assailants rather than battering them into submission. While it's true that certain sections outstay their welcome, this unhurried ebb and flow is something you grow to appreciate.
Inevitably, combat still provides the main thrust of the gameplay, and a few tweaks have also found their way into the otherwise-familiar melee fighting system. A few more Heat moves have been included, while the ability to craft and repair your own weapons helps give you the edge during the really intense encounters. Although at its heart, Yakuza 3 is still the same uncompromisingly brutal mix of punches, kicks, grabs and blocks it always was, with a basic RPG-style experience system underpinning the level and variation of attacks.

Drinking too much antifreeze can have undesirable effects.
Although this brand of uber-violence can be supremely satisfying when it's at its most bone-crunchingly brutal, it's not without its foibles. Despite being wonderfully accessible, you tend to get inexplicably locked between opponents' attacks, which still rankles, and fight strategy is limited, mostly boiling down to mashing buttons until you can unleash one of the gratuitous head-smashing Heat moves (although there's still nothing quite like throwing a bicycle at a downed opponent and then jumping full-force at their face).
The problem isn't so much the combat itself, but that Yakuza 3 doesn't know when to leave you alone. Being spammed with random brawls when you're trying to get from A to B is tedious, and if there was a means of switching them off it would be a more pleasurable game to play in general. It's not as if the game's exactly lacking for combat anyway, and with all the extra distractions that have been added the chances are you'll be caught out more than ever by pointless random battles.
What's really likely to irk fans though is SEGA's decision to chop parts from the Western release entirely. Having already admitted that you'll no longer be able to groom hostesses in cabaret bars, it's irritating to discover that you can't engage in the hilarious erotic massage mini-game either, where Kiryu has to keep his rising excitement under control while images of scantily clad ladies waft past.

Few men can carry off the upturned collar like Kiryu.
The omission of Mahjong, Shogi Chess, and the Answer X Answer trivia game is hardly a big loss, but it still leaves a bad taste in the mouth, especially given that both previous Yakuza games were translated without ditching any of the more obscure elements of Japanese culture. Maybe poor sales figures in the West for both titles convinced SEGA that it wasn't worth the additional effort.
Still, in SEGA's defence, it has got a point when says there's enough great content to satisfy Western audiences. Even playing through the main missions will take a minimum of 15 hours, while the addition of around 100 side quests easily doubles that tally. Factor in the innumerable additional challenges, and the free DLC bundled with the game, and it will be hard to feel short-changed.
For a game that could well have been overlooked for a Western release entirely, the removal of a few minor elements, while frustrating, is a small price to pay. What remains is a relentlessly enjoyable action-RPG, which offers a unique insight into Japanese culture despite its exaggerations. The Western version of Yakuza 3 might have suffered a few heartbreaking cuts, but it's still intriguing at every turn and shouldn't be missed.
8 / 10
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Edit: Why all the negativity? There was an error in the title of the article and they corrected it...
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/Jealous 360/Wii owner...
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I was a little put off Yakuza 3 after the demo, but after reading the full review I am intrigued again. I have too much to play though, so it'll have to wait for the summer drought for me I think.
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Taking out all the cultural things that give the game its flavour seems really wierd, almost as if the right hand doesn't know what the left is doing. Sega are such a baffling company sometimes. It's like there's some kind of cosmic scale and they have to make sure they balance out every good decision they make with a crap one.
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8/10? EG you are so bad in reviews.
Edit: For all of those thinking that im just craptalking against an exclusive u are more than welcome to downrate me. I honestly dont gieva f**k if you think so.
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Heavy Rain : score 9 / 10
Final Fantasy XIII : score 8 / 10
God of War 3 : score 9 / 10
Yakuza 3 : score 8 / 10
Battlefield: Bad Company 2 : score 9 /10
/ Ken
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Otherwise I would have bought it day one.
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MAG, Heavy Rain, GOW3 and Yakuza.
Wow, expensive times for PS3 owners.... ;*(
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After the demo I decided it wasn't ever going to click with me especially with all the other stuff coming out.
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1) Just saying what another source thought of game
2) Expressing an opinion on here really leads to negativity
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At what point did 'extreme physical violence' get classed as 'petty crime'?
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Brilliant series of games. Buy this game you maniacs, just buy it
I wanted to run a Hostess Bar, Sega. Idiots! You'd better bring Yakuza 4 over if this sells well and no chopping chunks out of that one. We're perfectly capable of understanding Japanese culture thankyouverymuch.
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(Shenkuza Fan over here)
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Don't care about chess but bummed about hostess stuff... just not enough to stop me being excited for it!
Haven't given up hope for hostess dlc though....
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But this'll be good to have on the shelf so as soon as I've finished that and God of War 3, this'll be straight in the PS3
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That's my life sucked away right there
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It seems like a strange decision as well, the only translation would be adding a big explanation, but they could have just copied over this from Yakuza 2.
Oh well, still pretty pumped, extremely anticpated game for me.
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Not really still playing Mass Effect 2 and looking forward to Red Steel 2 and Monster Hunter 3 Oh and Galaxy 2, Metroid etc etc. Would I like to play God of War 3 not really would I like to Play Yakukza 3 yep would I like to WATCH heavy rain nope. Jelous not really the word i'd use.
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My third 360 picked an opportune time to die on me. With this, Final Fantasy XIII and God of War 3 I've got plenty to tide me over until I get my 360 back.
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Jelous not really the word i'd use
Me neither, I'd use jealous. Sorry, I'm a pedantic bastard.
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Will wait for the Summer to see if I can pick this up! Good review though
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won't play it for a while as I'll be playing FFXIII and Heavy Rain first, but I'll be damned if I give Sega any excuse to keep Yakuza 4 in Japan exclusively.
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Nerds complain there is no option in game to bribe women to find their lives interesting.
Still, you should buy this or else we might not get Yakuza Kenzan or Yakuza 4.
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But as much as I love Yakuza, I'm not paying full price for a game with that much content missing. Might as well replay the uncut Yakuza 2 until a price drop (which should take no more than a couple of weeks).
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No, not really. In this day and age if a game is 30 hours long then it should have 30 hours of voice work. Besides, Its not like they're short of a gig or two on a bluray is it?
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I just can't help it
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Edit: Sorry, I've just realized that EU Yakuza 3 is missing a good chunk of content. This is truly bad, now I see why it's 8.
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P.S. I know the answer.
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I can't believe anyone would admit to watching Playr. It does little dispel the notion that all gamers are spotty teenagers with a fixation for women that they cannot have. I've tried it a couple of times and little has tempted me to come back.
However, I would like a gaming show in the style of Top Gear. You have 3 presenters (a fanboy for each system) and a live studio audience and they do news, reviews, etc. You could even have challenges (to match the Top Gear challenge) where they have to (for example) do the Le Mans 24hr on GT (or Forza).
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As much as I am looking forward to this game and have been since the second game, I'm still flabbergasted at how good it looks.
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Yakuza 2 stumbled & tripped out into Europe by accident judging from the amount of awareness it had in shops.
/Pre-ordered it from Play
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It's a shame it's been slightly westernized. Surely the whole point of games like this is that they reflect the Japanese culture. Whether or not it makes sense to us is irrelevant.
I'll still pick this up I think. But will wait for it to fall in price a bit. There's just too many other games about atm.
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Crappy combat, bad graphics and shoddy design (early stealth section I'm looking at you).
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I picked up Yakuza 1 a couple of years ago after reading the Eurogamer review, really enjoyed the game and just got round to finishing Yakuza 2 last Christmas, which was also great.
I was glad when I heard Sega decided to finally release Yakuza 3 here, but I just can’t bring myself to buy Yakuza 3 right now at full price with the cut content. I know it might be seen as a small issue, but I just don’t want companies like Sega to get the idea that it’s okay to shaft fans and cut content like that in case it encourages it further. I’ll probably get round to buying Yakuza 3 at some point later after a price cut, but right now I just don’t have the same enthusiasm for the game as I would have, which is particularly a problem at a time with so many other great games released for the PS3.
Tip to Sega – announcing a free DLC release of the cut content for some time in the next few months would change my mind very quickly.
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Oh no, how will I jack off with this game now?
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I wouldn't say you've missed the point, just the good bits. It's an RPG in many ways so the fighting improves as you start to level up and buy more moves. I didn't play the demo so I don't know what you experienced with the city, but it's just like any other RPG town, except with GTA proportions.
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Sadly for me though I found the game a bit dated with a framerate that kept going up and down distractingly and reams of excruciatingly dull non-voice acted dialogue to wade through and even skipping it all was tedious. It looks and plays like a three old game IMO, something that would have impressed as a launch title for the PS3, but having not played any of the previous game there's nothing there that grabbed me and said "BUY ME NOW!!!". The combat seemed OK though but nothing special. Definitely one for the fans I think, at least on the basis of the demo.
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should be good though
has a killer 5gb install...
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Thanks for the response, I probably will pick this up when it's in a bargain bin and there aren't quite so many fantastic new releases around. It definatetly looks the part and combat upgrades coupled with cool (crazy) mini-games it sounds like quite a fun destraction.
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Yeah, the mini games are worth hunting out, I also heard the demo was linear so from experience of the previous games, I'd expect the city to open out. Eventually you'll be able to go anywhere you want.
I can't quite remember why I kept playing the last game for 20+ hours, there's just something so compelling about exploring the city.
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got to the dates with girls...but i only have to get them to 2 hearts...and then i get the ending to their stories?
when you get the text from them saying they love u....is that it?
seems they have cut a lot if it is!
also...ive found 3 girls so far....all in the same burger bar? whats with that?
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Is this true of all RPGs? I've only recently bought a PS3 and I wasn't aware of RPGs all being fully voiced.
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Not sure I understand the negativity surrounding the removal of all the saucy bits - especially when Dead or Alive Paradise got such a hard time here. Still, you've always got the ultra pervy Bayonetta Climax to satisfy you!