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Yakuza 3 Review

PlayStation 3 Review by Kristan Reed

9 March, 2010

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Given that it has the lowest petty crime statistics in the civilised world, Japan's portrayal in the Yakuza series, as a thug-infested cesspool of extreme physical violence, certainly provides an amusing contrast from the endlessly polite reality. Perhaps the whole of Japanese society is secretly fantasising about stoving each other's faces in with bicycles. It would explain a lot.

Even the gentlest stroll down a local Okinawan highway almost always ends up with lead protagonist Kiryu Kazuma being set upon by puffy-jacketed gang members eager to acquaint him with their fists. Any excuse for aggro is considered fair game, but more often than not it's simply because they want to mess him up.

Back on his old Yakuza turf you could understand the incessant hostility, but the life of the former 4th chairman of the Tojo clan has turned around somewhat dramatically. A few years on from the chaotic events of Yakuza 2 we find the sculpted man-machine holed up in the idyllic surrounds of a distant beachside orphanage, chopping onions and dispensing sage-like advice to 10-year-olds.

But wearisome problems are never that far away from Kiryu, even when he elects to decamp to the most remote part of Japan. Sure enough, trouble finds him when it transpires that frowning men in suits want to knock down the orphanage and build a military base and holiday resort where it sits.

'Yakuza 3' Screenshot 1

The yellow ink is especially painful, we're reliably informed.

As ever, the game's endlessly convoluted exposition provides a fine and curiously compelling framework upon which to hang accessible beat-'em-up encounters. For more than 20 hours you'll happily smash an endless supply of goons in the mush in increasingly elaborate fashion, gaining new moves and narrative insight into the bargain. It's a compelling formula, despite or perhaps because of its undemanding simplicity.

From the publisher that brought us Streets of Rage, Virtua Fighter and Shenmue, Yakuza is essentially a mashup of all three, which is hardly surprising but does mean it's the stuff of SEGAphile fantasies. Liberally sprinkled with their genius, it's the grateful beneficiary of some of their most satisfying elements, in a context which delivers a uniquely Japanese - and uniquely SEGA - flavour.

In its latest incarnation, though, most of the changes are peripheral to the ultra-accessible two-button-mashing violence at its core. Perhaps the most striking improvement comes as a result of the series' belated arrival on a high-definition platform, with the already lavish production values benefitting enormously from its graduation to PS3. From the moment Kiryu strides up the beach with his intricately etched dragon tattoo in full view, it's evidently a game with an eye for detail.

'Yakuza 3' Screenshot 2

The old arm hump manoeuvre is a winner.

Wandering idly through downtown Okinawa (and, later, Tokyo), the heady bustle combines with a convincing atmosphere of enigmatic inscrutability that accompanies any Japanese urban exploration. Between the dense and narrow layout, mysterious shops and market stalls routinely offer an expansive and exhaustive array of items whose sole purpose appears to be to cater to the eccentric whims of OCD gamers.

Sampling each and every one contributes to the game's exhausting progression requirements, and it quickly becomes apparent that there are no simple shortcuts. Spending an astonishing 295 minutes watching cut-scenes is but one in a long line of extraordinary completion requirements. More than 20 hours, a completed main quest and countless side missions yielded me less than 10 per cent completion.

But if the spirit of the game is to waste as much of your time as possible, then it's just as well that you'll revel in this indulgence. Given how many side quests and mini-games the first two Yakuzas boasted, it shouldn't come as any great surprise to discover even more layered on top, but their presence remains utterly integral to the game's appeal.

In addition to the bowling, arcade games, gambling and the UFO catchers that you'll be familiar with from previous editions, Yakuza 3 beefs up the distraction quotient no end. There's golf, karaoke, darts, a batting cage, pool, fishing, fighting tournaments, card games and other incidental tasks, all of which are built into the missions themselves, so there's never any shortage of peripheral amusements to get stuck into whenever the incessant brawling loses its lustre.

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danathjo
09/03/10 @ 02:10
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I see they timed the Yazkua 4 demo on the Japan store perfectly
MiniAmin
09/03/10 @ 02:12
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Man, God Of War 3, Heavy Rain, and Yakuza 3 all in the span of a month. You lucky bastards ;)

/Jealous 360/Wii owner...
sfp_noodle
09/03/10 @ 02:12
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i wish i spent my money on this rather than ff13 :(
MasterNameless
09/03/10 @ 02:33
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I'm loving FFXIII so far, around 20 hours in

I was a little put off Yakuza 3 after the demo, but after reading the full review I am intrigued again. I have too much to play though, so it'll have to wait for the summer drought for me I think.
smoothn00dle
09/03/10 @ 02:48
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I want to play something new.. this is my game *v*
Bloodloss
09/03/10 @ 02:56
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Hmm, would've bought it if they didn't treat westerners as second class customers and cut a bunch of content. At the very least they should've given you the option to enable that stuff.
balflear_pkt
09/03/10 @ 03:02
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day one!
NegativeZero
09/03/10 @ 03:04
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It increasingly sounds like the removal of the bars and massage parlours is less a case of Sega couldn't be arsed, and more that they're trying to cover themselves from someone being offended.

Taking out all the cultural things that give the game its flavour seems really wierd, almost as if the right hand doesn't know what the left is doing. Sega are such a baffling company sometimes. It's like there's some kind of cosmic scale and they have to make sure they balance out every good decision they make with a crap one.
Cataferal
09/03/10 @ 03:06
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The biggest release of the month.
Kanjin
09/03/10 @ 04:38
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'Yazkua' how excellent, feel like I should be stroking my moustache while I say it.
Spman2099
09/03/10 @ 05:55
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Such a great series... Surely some people won't understand Yakuza 3; however, those who do love it.
JohnnyWashnGo
09/03/10 @ 06:34
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Never really 'got' yakuza games. Even if I did I wouldn't buy this due to the odd cuts imposed on Westerners.
jonsaan
09/03/10 @ 07:15
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You can hardly moan about the decision to chop more risque parts of the gameplay EG. Your constant lashing of games like Dead or Alive obviously doesn't always fall on deaf ears. This is what you get ultimately.
HokutoNoKen
09/03/10 @ 07:15
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What a great time for all PS3 owners!

Heavy Rain : score 9 / 10
Final Fantasy XIII : score 8 / 10
God of War 3 : score 9 / 10
Yakuza 3 : score 8 / 10
Battlefield: Bad Company 2 : score 9 /10

/ Ken
EvilBob_leeds
09/03/10 @ 07:43
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Yea verily, great days are these to be gamers, I say unto you!
menage
09/03/10 @ 07:52
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I still want this, but cutting content which would add some more variety instead of just punching made this a one I will pick up when it drops in price.

Otherwise I would have bought it day one.
twinberettas
09/03/10 @ 07:58
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Didn't read the review; definitely getting the game.
ZuluHero
09/03/10 @ 08:06
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While I really enjoyed the Yakuza 3 demo and will still be getting it on release, what really stood out for me as the most disappointing was the lack of voices. Maybe I’m too used to fully-voiced western games like ME2 and Heavy Rain, but Y3 with its text boxes seemed like a step backwards to me.
BAM!
09/03/10 @ 08:07
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Day one. Fuck the haters.
jonsaan
09/03/10 @ 08:12
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I enjoyed the demo but I had to keep checking I wasn't playing the dreamcast. I couldn't find the mad angels either.
LetsGo
09/03/10 @ 08:24
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So far this year;

MAG, Heavy Rain, GOW3 and Yakuza.

Wow, expensive times for PS3 owners.... ;*(
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DiamondIce
09/03/10 @ 08:35
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I saw the review of this on Playr on Sunday and they gave it 4/10. They said it was shoddy with a lot of really bad glitches and poor gameplay.

After the demo I decided it wasn't ever going to click with me especially with all the other stuff coming out.

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1) Just saying what another source thought of game
2) Expressing an opinion on here really leads to negativity
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TheJuriel
09/03/10 @ 08:40
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So, it's like Shenmue. Shame it doesn't look any better.
MrTeatime
09/03/10 @ 08:41
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I've never played a Yakuza game before, although I found the Shenmue I played a while back intriguing. Wonder if this is for me...

The most enjoyable Sega/Japanese-culture game I've played is Jet Set Radio Future, which is one of my favourite games. Does Yakuza have any of that crazy vibe to it?
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FireMonkey
09/03/10 @ 08:46
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"Given that it has the lowest petty crime statistics in the civilised world, Japan's portrayal in the Yakuza series, as a thug-infested cesspool of extreme physical violence"

At what point did 'extreme physical violence' get classed as 'petty crime'?
jellyhead
09/03/10 @ 08:58
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Excellent tagline :)

Brilliant series of games. Buy this game you maniacs, just buy it :)

I wanted to run a Hostess Bar, Sega. Idiots! You'd better bring Yakuza 4 over if this sells well and no chopping chunks out of that one. We're perfectly capable of understanding Japanese culture thankyouverymuch.
Slipstream
09/03/10 @ 09:03
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It's a no brainer...

(Shenkuza Fan over here)

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Blerk
09/03/10 @ 09:03
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By the looks of it nobody's going to buy the third game either. Such a shame that hardly anyone will even give it a chance - such a brilliant series. :-(
apoc_reg
09/03/10 @ 09:07
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Great review and matches my attitude to the cuts perfectly.

Don't care about chess but bummed about hostess stuff... just not enough to stop me being excited for it!

Haven't given up hope for hostess dlc though....
HarryPalmer
09/03/10 @ 09:14
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Gonna buy it just because it's unique, I found the combat in the demo a little simplistic?? Maybe I was missing something, and probably didn't have access to a lot of the moves.
andywilkie35
09/03/10 @ 09:16
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shopto.net have sent this out to me already, not gonna be able to play it though as I'm balls deep in the outstanding FFXIII.

But this'll be good to have on the shelf so as soon as I've finished that and God of War 3, this'll be straight in the PS3
mikeck
09/03/10 @ 09:21
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I think this is what excites me now more than anything: Spending an astonishing 295 minutes watching cut-scenes is but one in a long line of extraordinary completion requirements. More than 20 hours, a completed main quest and countless side missions yielded me less than 10 per cent completion.

That's my life sucked away right there :)
mr_shoe_uk
09/03/10 @ 09:24
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I knew we'd lost the hostess clubs, but shogi and mahjong..? That's extra dissapointing, I'm much sorrier to lose those than the bars.

It seems like a strange decision as well, the only translation would be adding a big explanation, but they could have just copied over this from Yakuza 2.

Oh well, still pretty pumped, extremely anticpated game for me.
redneon
09/03/10 @ 09:37
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Can't wait for this.

My third 360 picked an opportune time to die on me. With this, Final Fantasy XIII and God of War 3 I've got plenty to tide me over until I get my 360 back.
EarlBassett
09/03/10 @ 09:53
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Don't worry about the cut content, they'll sell it back to you later on as DLC
drumbaby
09/03/10 @ 09:57
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No games on the PS3...goddamit when are you going to sort it out Sony???!!
mikeck
09/03/10 @ 10:07
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@swissorc

Jelous not really the word i'd use

Me neither, I'd use jealous. Sorry, I'm a pedantic bastard. ;)
Joco84
09/03/10 @ 10:11
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Not a day one purchase for me I'm afraid, what with all the other games that are currently being release on PS3.

Will wait for the Summer to see if I can pick this up! Good review though
Raziel
09/03/10 @ 10:22
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Buying this day 1.

won't play it for a while as I'll be playing FFXIII and Heavy Rain first, but I'll be damned if I give Sega any excuse to keep Yakuza 4 in Japan exclusively.
Vasenor
09/03/10 @ 10:41
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This, God of War 3, the better FF XIII and the solid bet that Persona 4 (or other newest SMT game) will be on PS3 is starting to make me really want one...
RobotRocker
09/03/10 @ 10:44
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I find the cut content funny.

Nerds complain there is no option in game to bribe women to find their lives interesting.

Still, you should buy this or else we might not get Yakuza Kenzan or Yakuza 4.

FabricatedLunatic
09/03/10 @ 10:58
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A button masher, Kristan? For your garden variety street punk, perhaps, but tougher enemies and bosses require the use of block, dodging, counters, etc.

But as much as I love Yakuza, I'm not paying full price for a game with that much content missing. Might as well replay the uncut Yakuza 2 until a price drop (which should take no more than a couple of weeks).
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Snidesworth
09/03/10 @ 11:25
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Played the demo and found it fun enough, but I couldn't get away with the feeling that it was a PS2 game with some next-gen gloss slapped on top of it. The lack of full voice acting hurt too.
krudster
09/03/10 @ 11:35
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Six HOURS of full voice acting not enough for you?
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09/03/10 @ 11:49
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With modern games routinely having every line voice acted? No, not really.
designerheadache
09/03/10 @ 11:52
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If anyone would have told me last year that i would be passing on GOW 3 and FF 13 on release i would have called them mad.

But with Yakuza and WKC out so close to each other, and me enjoying Japanese style games so much, i just cant fit them it.

Its a great few months to own a PS3 there are cracking games everywhere.

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