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Wii Games Roundup Review

Wii Review by Richard Leadbetter

30 May, 2007

Page 2 of 2. <- Page 1: "The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy"

Barnyard

Barnyard is a somewhat bizarre conconction, combining a selection of distinct child-friendly mini-games with a touch of Grand Theft Auto-style sandbox gameplay. The essential idea behind the game is to defend the farm and its livestock from marauding coyotes and other hostile wildlife, but Barnyard tosses in so many little tasks to do over and above the basic missions that it's more like a 'simulation' of cartoon life on the farm. It's as much about making apple pies, churning milk, playing golf, dancing, racing bikes and wallowing in the mud with the pigs as it is about performing heroic duties.

Let's get the bad news out of the way first. Yes indeed, it is another in a long line of enhanced GameCube conversions. But much thought has been put into using the Wiimote effectively (and crucially not over-using it), especially in the mini-games. Over and above that, there is a strong sense that the game actually looks a fair bit better than its current gen brethren, with more detail, and a much more solid update thanks in part to its LCD display-friendly 480p graphics option.

The game kicks off with the player defining the appearance of their bovine avatar - gender along with markings and name are chosen - then you're dumped off in the titular Barnyard where the inhabitants do all they can to settle you into the environment and the mission/mini-game structure. Much effort is spent on getting you up to speed with your one offensive weapon - milk squirting. Weirdly, in the Barnyard universe even the males have udders, capable of issuing Peter North-alike levels of creamy ejaculate that are enough to take down anything or anyone intent on disrupting life on the farm. You can even direct the blast using the IR capabilities of the Wiimote.

Then it's simply a case of exploring the Barnyard environs, helping out the inhabitants with their myriad problems (usually to do with finding lost items), engaging with them in their mini-game based pursuits and then taking on missions that sees the game open up its map, giving you more territory to explore, and yet more tasks and mini-games to undertake. Missions are tied to helping out a particular animal on the farm and it's here that your character's mobile phone is put to use - you can explore all you like, safe in the knowledge that a quick glance at your mobile and the in-game map puts you back on the right track should you stray too far.

'Wii Games Roundup' Screenshot barn

It's difficult to put your finger on what is actually appealing about this game. One thing's for sure - it is spectacularly easy. Indeed, the hardest thing about it is navigating the sub-menus with the Wiimote (an unnecessarily complex gestures system is employed here). Perhaps it's because the game crams in so much variety that the interest level is sustained - always a bonus with a game primarily aimed at a younger audience. The fact that Barnyard does such a good job of replicating the look and feel of the original movie is another major plus point.

Overall, Barnyard is a strangely compelling, if completely non-essential, diversion for adults and definitely a recommended rental for the youngsters. However, I just don't buy into this concept that kids' games need to be stupidly easy and my money is on any games-savvy brat breezing through this game with no problems whatsoever.

6/10

The Ant Bully

Yet another CG movie makes the leap from celluloid to silicon, as Warner Bros' The Ant Bully gets licensed for gaming duties by the conversion-smiths at Midway. The plot of both movie and game is fairly straightforward: schoolboy sociopath-in-waiting Lucas gets his kicks by terrorising an innocent ant colony, but one day he mysteriously finds himself reduced to the size of an ant. Taken in by his erstwhile six-legged victims, it's Lucas's task to become a model citizen in the colony and only then will the secrets of returning to his normal size be revealed.

And so begins what is essentially a platform game by the numbers. Running and jumping gets you around the clichéd environs, and liberal use of a sharp pointy stick is initially enough to subdue the many insect predators that threaten the colony. Gameplay is split fairly evenly between combat and fetching items, returning them to their proper place within the lair of the ants. As gameplay progresses, a number of slightly more interesting developments kick in - Lucas gets hold of better weapons including bombs and silk squirters, and the game opens up a little, allowing you to choose the tasks you want to tackle next. Finding the parts to assemble weapons, locating food, defending behemoth caterpillars - The Ant Bully offers plenty of variety, for sure. Unfortunately, it's only the combat tasks that are truly entertaining, thanks to fairly entertaining use of the Wiimote's motion sensing controls and the implementation of each weapon.

Also of note is how Midway has attempted to completely simplify the controls. Control is achieved via the analogue stick on the nunchuk and you can adjust the game camera by tilting it left and right. Combat moves are essentially gesture or point-based, with the Z button allowing you to lock on to individual foes. An Ocarina of Time style jump system is also employed, whereby Lucas leaps about based on the game reading your intentions - something initially very confusing as jumps are only 'allowed' at key points; points the game makes no attempt to inform you about. Other in-game activities such as climbing are all achieved using the A button, its use changing depending on the context. At least here the game tells you when the button becomes active.

'Wii Games Roundup' Screenshot ant

Once again, in terms of audio-visuals and basic gameplay, this is essentially exactly the same as the GameCube version, right down to the horribly interlaced graphics (no 480p here folks - I got a skull-rendingly bad headache playing this on my LCD TV). Indeed, it's so close that there's much to be said for buying the Cube game and running it on the Wii instead, thus saving yourself a few quid. Whilst the Wii controls work out pretty well, in no way are they worth any kind of additional premium over the Cube rendition of the game.

It's a moot point though because the truth is that neither version is particularly worthy of your hard-earned - to the point where even the cash spent on a rental would be best diverted towards your next Virtual Console purchase. The Ant Bully is simply too generic in pretty much every way, a collection of ideas done hundreds of times before in other games, offering nothing new to excite or surprise the player. A wholly unremarkable and totally avoidable game.

4/10

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richardiox
30/05/07 @ 10:35
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Kiddies console lol
souljacker2000
30/05/07 @ 10:35
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So overall another load of mediocre/under average gaming for the Wii

Poor bastards, should never have bought one.
AcidSnake
30/05/07 @ 10:38
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I wouldn't say that...
I'm enjoying mario strikers right now...
Eighthours
30/05/07 @ 10:41
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"We take a look at the Kids' games on the system."

The joke's too easy.
Mr_Brown
30/05/07 @ 10:41
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My Wii console hasen't been touched for months now...wonder why...
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30/05/07 @ 10:44
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"We take a look at the Kids' games on the system."

Darnit, and I was going to make a crap joke saying 'isn't that all of them?'
zuljin
30/05/07 @ 10:45
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@Mr_Brown
"My Wii hasen't been touched for months now...wonder why..."

Fixed. :p
CrispyXUK
30/05/07 @ 10:49
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hi
Hog-lumps
30/05/07 @ 10:53
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FluffyT, you're trying to hard now........

I give 2/10 for that trolling effort ;)
septimus
30/05/07 @ 10:55
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Another bunch of classics for the gaming heaven that is Wii. FFS.

/Yes I have one collecting dust also.
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NewYork
30/05/07 @ 10:56
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Wii's for old people, like your grandpa.

Kids can look forward to Manhunt 2, though.
kincaide
30/05/07 @ 10:59
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/laughs at Fluffy Tucker
Killerbee
30/05/07 @ 10:59
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Why slate the console? Why not have a go at the lazy porting of PS2 games to the system? Why not simply shrug your shoulders and accept the fact that these four games are nothing particularly special and since they're aimed at kids anyway, it doesn't really matter that much?

I certainly accept that there's a lack of decent Wii titles right now, but surely there's enough out already to prove that when games are done right, the Wii can be every bit as entertaining as any other console out there - sometimes bettering them.

Wii Sports
Zelda: Twilight Princess
Excite Truck
Trauma Center
Mercury Meltdown Revolution
Mario Strikers

Okay not all of them are out in Europe yet (as I say, I accept that the gaming drought is not acceptable), but as far as I can tell, each of those games has in some way shape or form proven that the Wii's innovative controller can deliver entertaining gaming experiences that can't be had anywhere else.

We just need the third party developers to buck their ideas up.
Hog-lumps
30/05/07 @ 11:00
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Though to be fair, in an article rounding up kids games (on any console) - would anybody really expect 8's & 9's?!
kincaide
30/05/07 @ 11:00
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At least Fluffy still has his Saturn
richardiox
30/05/07 @ 11:00
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No other systems, including the PS2, have any kids games by the way.
CrispyXUK
30/05/07 @ 11:00
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Fluffy, you're one crap troll, 0/10
sniglet
30/05/07 @ 11:03
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http://www.eurogamer.net/article.php?art...

PC is fucking dead. What a shitty system. Mine's gathering dust. Dust, dust, dusty, dust.

In fact, every system is shit and we should all stop playing games until they make all games worthy of at least an EG 10/10.

;)
dirigiblebill
30/05/07 @ 11:04
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Enough with the 'gathering-dust' comments. Consoles gathering dust are a bigger cliche than Graham Norton these days- I thought the Wii was about innovation?

I don't have a Wii, but if I did it wouldn't be on a shelf gathering dust. It'd be on a shelf whipping cream, or something. Just to be original.
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30/05/07 @ 11:04
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kiddy console? Lets hope a Don Ciccio style disembowling slice maneuver redresses the balance in Manhunt 2.
3william56
30/05/07 @ 11:05
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Kid's games maybe.
By the numbers licensed trash, certainly.

Not much point making this an article about the wii, as all the games are available on other consoles, and no console can be judged by lowest common denominator rubbish like this.

FT - please FO.
richardiox
30/05/07 @ 11:09
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Lest we not forget, the Wii has only been out globally for about 7 months. If after a full 12 months of being out it still has a games drought that's real cause for concern but we shouldnt forget how new it still is. 360 games lineup for first 12 month was poor, with a massive drought after the release titles. Ditto PS3. Ditto Wii. Big deal.
Sid Nice
30/05/07 @ 11:11
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These games were multi-format so you can't regard them as Wii exclusives. "Another bunch of shit Wii games, now that's a surprise" The titles reviewed were shit on the other platforms.

Are the members who make retarded anti Wii comments; really thick? Or are they just irritating little shits? Who wants to know about these games? "NOBODY”AND Where the fuck is the Happy Feet review?
MoGamer2006
30/05/07 @ 11:18
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What is the point of this review round-up, other than to create material for a fanboy flame war - and cynically drive lots of luvverly hits for the site?

Or has EG's demographic now become predominantly under-8s and parents concerned about what their kids are playing?

Well done, EG!
thebuzzard
30/05/07 @ 11:26
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"You know, for kids."
SBfistfun
30/05/07 @ 11:27
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Sold, based on this comment alone.

"Peter North-alike levels of creamy ejaculate"
Hog-lumps
30/05/07 @ 11:35
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@ MoGamer2006

Umm, I'm pretty sure EG have done kids games roundups for other consoles in the past - so stop being so defensive/cynical!
ryohazuki1983
30/05/07 @ 11:36
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Not sure why EG posted this roundup as the games are mainly from cartoon/movies and always tend to be shit, beside the fact that they are released on all formats.

Why are so many people dissing the Wii? it has much more to offer than the generic kiddie crap.

Zelda - kept me going for a fair while - great game, recieved great reviews.
Wii sports - bundled with the console but great fun and I still play it with friends/family.

I recently bought mario strikers as it was the first online game and have been surprised at how good it actually is, most of my time is spent playing it online theres a lot more depth than I thought, people play using many tactics and you have to adjust your game according to your opponent e.g you get people constanting playing the long ball or using characters like dry bones to sneak past the keeper, overall its a brilliant game.

There's a lot of other decent titles comming out this year also, Super Paper Mario, Mario galaxy, trauma center, Metroid, No More Heroes, manhunt 2 and of course NIGHTS.

People just post comments in all the screenshot posts and just say it looks shit - we all know that Wii isn't a powerful console, nintendo didn't intend on competing with the graphics of 360 and PS3 they said that from the start so its pointless do diss the graphics.

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30/05/07 @ 11:46
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If anyone really has a wii gathering dust in their house - then go and do some housework you dirty bastards.

(or get your mum to do it - I hate bloody half term)
The Bodybuilder
30/05/07 @ 11:58
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>"PC is fucking dead. What a shitty system. Mine's gathering dust. Dust, dust, dusty, dust. "

Aren't you using your PC right now though? :/
The Bodybuilder
30/05/07 @ 12:01
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>"360 games lineup for first 12 month was poor"

Really? I must've had some bad times with Fight Night 3, oblivion, PGR 3, dead rising and even GRAW.

But I doubt many of those people with wii's "gathering dust" have even got them in the first place.

P.S: Why did EG post this? I'm sure the ps2 and 360 have some kids games to round up too.
dr_faulk
30/05/07 @ 12:07
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Give it a year, people... give it a year...
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30/05/07 @ 12:11
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Zelda TP, Umbrella chronicels, Mario Galaxy, Smash bros brawl, Manhunt 2, Super paper Mario, Guitar hero 3, Metroid prime corruption, Day of disaster,and future releases such as F-Zero, new Zelda, Starfox and MARIO KART ONLINE!!!

people can bash Wii all they like, it has a better line up of games than PS3 and soon developers will all be jumping on the Wii train. Nintendo won the race, MS and Sony got raped by them, sales are around 7-1 in favour of Wii

your bitter troll tears are so yummy, keep them coming.
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SBfistfun
30/05/07 @ 12:11
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"Give it a year, people... give it a year..."

Until it sinks...

/fires off Peter North style cumshot and disappears in to the skys

Destria
30/05/07 @ 12:12
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Why is Green Tentacle so angry at Spongebob? I thought he was meant to be the nice one... Unless Purple Tentacle's cunningly disguised himself
ManicDrunkMonk
30/05/07 @ 12:20
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I'm sure this article was added as bait. Even so the general attacks on the Wii are a touch unfair. When games are created that use the controls to their best the Wii is a good console. This hasn't happened often though.

On the other hand I do fund it amusing that games like Excite Truck and Wii Sports, however decent they are, are piled into lists of "great" games with Zelda. The Wii has a poor line-up, but it's too soon to be whinging too much.

The 360, with hindsight, has probably had one of the best launch years of any console ever created which makes comparisons with Wii and PS3 seems much worse.
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30/05/07 @ 12:34
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Zelda TP, Umbrella chronicels, Mario Galaxy, Smash bros brawl, Manhunt 2, Super paper Mario, Guitar hero 3, Metroid prime corruption, Day of disaster,and future releases such as F-Zero, new Zelda, Starfox and MARIO KART ONLINE!!!

And how many of those are out right now?
BadBoyBonner
30/05/07 @ 12:47
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Think most kids master the Wii in minutes. Any game that makes good use of the controller and they are off.

Excite truck - told nephew (who is 4 nearly 5) hold it like when your riding your bike, and follow the path. After 10 mins was getting landing turbo bonus - and being brainwashed (by me) into liking Arctic Monkeys as the custom soundtrack! lol

Wii - sports nephew and neice (both 4) kick everyone elses ass (except mine of course - bad uncle bad uncle!) at tennis and even I struggle at boxing against them if going for a toe to toe slug fest.

The energy of those little arms, one of them has 22 and one 23 on the punch bag training.

Don't think they relate to half the kids stuff, and relate it to being passive (sitting and watching) where as, it is almost universal what ya do to punch, bat and ride.

Kami
30/05/07 @ 12:59
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\0/ @ Destria

I so didn't expect to see a Maniac Mansion joke today!
Santino
30/05/07 @ 13:05
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yeah why is this the Wii games roundup? i think all these game are on the 360 as well so what gives? oh wait its probably just flamebait by EG.
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30/05/07 @ 13:10
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I took one look at the green one-eyed monster on the main page that links to this article and thought "Day of the tentacle!". Got excited! Then got disappointed when I read the artice. :(

-wolfman
Hog-lumps
30/05/07 @ 13:15
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its probably just flamebait by EG.

Yep, you're right - it's all a conspiracy so that the site gets more hits......

Or wait, maybe it's that EG were only given Wii copies of the game to review and so couldn't comment on the other versions................??!!
MoGamer2006
30/05/07 @ 13:28
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@Hog-lumps

Okay, let's assume this wasn't just a cynical ruse to stir the fanboys... from an editorial stance, what purpose do these reviews serve?

Did EG honestly think even one of its readers would be considering buying any of the games covered?

Of course not.
BadBoyBonner
30/05/07 @ 13:28
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SpongeBob versus the Tentacles

Now there's a game title - loved the voice acting of the tentacles in the game, think it was only my 3rd ever CD game purchase.
Santino
30/05/07 @ 13:34
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"it's all a conspiracy so that the site gets more hits...... "

i guess so....
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30/05/07 @ 13:37
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Wii Sports
Zelda: Twilight Princess
Excite Truck
Mercury Meltdown Revolution
Mario Strikers
+Sonic and the Secret Rings

Unfortunately this list is exhaustive; there really is nothing else worth playing unless you have a US console and can add a whopping two more games (Trauma Center and Super Paper Mario). There isn't a drought per se, just a drought of decent games (which obviously is subjective but I'm guessing most people here know the difference between a quality title and a franchise cash in).

According to wiki there should be 244 (PAL) games for the platform by the end of the year. Out of that list I counted 12 I'm interested in. 12 is a decent enough number for me, I can't see myself buying that many; however if they all get released on the same week in December then it's pointless.

I want to play with my Wii!
Artemis_Matsas
30/05/07 @ 13:38
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I agree with all the people that are saying that there is no point on bashing the Wii for those crappy games.
The Wii has it's share of good titles and certainly has earned it's reputation.

My only problem:
NINTENDO DO SOMETHING WITH YOUR RELEASE SCEDULE FOR POOR OLD EUROPE PLEAAAASE!

Thanks.
smelly
30/05/07 @ 13:47
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To my reconning there's been 3 great games released in the last 2 months on the wii.

I cant think when the last decent 8/10 or higher game came out on the other 2.

So yeah.. the wii.. it's shite.

(dunno why im bothering posting this though, some twat will just end up calling me a troll or something)
smelly
30/05/07 @ 13:52
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>soon developers will all be jumping on the Wii train.

What's with the "soon"?

It's already happened.. Its just that games take 18 months plus to make.


> think all these game are on the 360 as well so what gives?

Nah, Im sure people like FluffyT will tell you the 360 doesnt have ANY bad games. In fact, since Gears Of War was released 4 or 5 months ago every single game released has been 8/10 or higher and there's been thousands of them. In fact the 360/ps3 have both had thousands of great games in the last few months.

Its just that no-one can remember them (thus the reason why they feel the need to post in every wii thread telling everyone how crap it is)
Hog-lumps
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Did EG honestly think even one of its readers would be considering buying any of the games covered?

Maybe I'm being naive, but I thought the point of a review was to advise the consumer on whether the game is a worthy of purchase or not?

So if I was thinking of buying my nephew a game for example, then these reviews have been useful as I now know which games to avoid.
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