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Summer Athletics Review

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Review by Kristan Reed

14 August, 2008

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You might recall we thought SEGA's official Olympic 'Game of the Games' wasn't up to much. Too many counter-intuitive mechanics and far too much padding. A clear opportunity remains for someone to come along and snatch the torch, then. Perhaps dtp and 49 Games will do better?

Summer Athletics packs in most of the key events you expect (or care about) in a track and field-based title. All the usual suspects make an appearance, with every major running (100m, 200m, 400m, 800m, 1500m), throwing (javelin, discus, hammer, shot put), and jumping (high, long, triple, pole vault) event present for a total of 26. Alongside the obvious candidates, the devs throw in swimming and diving events and even cycling and archery.

Sadly, first impressions are desperately poor. From the moment you glance at the horrendous box art, the whole package comes across as a cheap, soulless, sub-budget cash-in. On the cheapest, blandest front-end since Earth Defence Force, an irritating gymnastic monkey mascot giddily somersaults about the place, and there's no obvious entry point; you're just presented with a sea of menus and a choice of a series of preset competitions (such as Decathlon, Short Competition or 'Higher, Faster, Farther'). You can, if you like, create your own, or succumb to the lure of the god-awful career mode.

The so-called career is back-of-a-beermat stuff. The character-creation is laughably primitive - you can tweak a few sliders, but what you end up with looks bizarre. Once you've done that you leap into a championship and run through a series of events, but this is just a procession with a progression layer tacked between events, allowing you to distribute experience points across five areas of growth. Every time you play an event, you're rewarded with 100 of these training points, regardless of how well you performed, and you're hard-pressed to notice any effects after doling them out. Ultimately the process is mechanical and pointless, and you soon realise the game works better when it's divorced from the half-baked character development.

'Summer Athletics' Screenshot 1

Summer Athletics is the first game to make monkeys annoying. SHOOT HIM!

Far more enjoyable is to simply play the events you most enjoy, either via customisable competitions or by selecting single events. In that sense, Summer Athletics isn't as bad as it appears to be. As with the good/awful Beijing 2008, if you stick to the more enjoyable efforts it's engaging in small doses - especially if you have a few willing subjects on hand to compete against. And they have to be on hand, because criminally it's offline-only.

Basic track events such as the sprint races are handled more sensibly than some of the teeth-grindingly awful equivalents in SEGA's Beijing effort. Timing your burst off the blocks involves holding the left trigger to build up power, and releasing once the starter gun goes off. The difference is that Summer Athletics gives you more time to react, because it charges up the meter at a slower pace. It's a subtle difference, but a crucial one.

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mingster
14/08/08 @ 12:55
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Its no EPYX summer games then
kangarootoo
14/08/08 @ 12:57
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Ahhh, Epyx summer games. Could anyone out there beat 26m pole vault? It seemed an awesome amount to me at the time, but it was probably shite. I spent hours playing that one event for several Saturday mornings in a row. Childhood was ace.
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14/08/08 @ 12:58
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It seems like forever since Konami did there mandatory, once a generation console iteration of track and field. What I wouldn't give! :D

I didn't even need to read the review to know this would be shit. Oh well.
superzero
14/08/08 @ 13:00
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Dont you think a picture of a black guy with the caption 'Summer Athletics is the first game to make monkeys annoying. SHOOT HIM!' Is a tad racist?
jonsaan
14/08/08 @ 13:01
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Surely online leaderboards puts the other one miles in front of this?
Darren
14/08/08 @ 13:04
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I loved the Track & Field game and Epyx's C64 Games series but don't see where the fun lies in these games now. To me they're as dull as the events they're based on. Sonic & Mario at the Olympics was passable fun with other players on the Wii (I rather liked the table tennis event) and it was cute but then I never bought the game, it belonged to my parents!!! LOL
jonsaan
14/08/08 @ 13:05
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Track and field on the Konami DS collection is all you'll ever need people.
urban
14/08/08 @ 13:05
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bring back track and field!
muscleblade
14/08/08 @ 13:07
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I probably buy Track & Field on Xbla if i feel the need to play something like this.
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HolyJebus
14/08/08 @ 13:14
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"Dont you think a picture of a black guy with the caption 'Summer Athletics is the first game to make monkeys annoying. SHOOT HIM!' Is a tad racist?"

I was just about to say the same thing, maybe Ellie was doing the captions ;)
miiiguel
14/08/08 @ 13:39
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@ Krudster, after waiting for your review for what seemed "so long", and after reading it twice, I still don't have the answer for "is it worth it (time-consumption-wise, let's disregard the money issue), for a guy who absolutly loves the Olimpics ?"
Aretak
14/08/08 @ 13:43
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Yeah, an extremely unfortunate cock-up with the picture for the first caption. 'Nazigamer' will be all over blogs by 5pm.
miiiguel
14/08/08 @ 13:45
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oh... I didn't associate those things with that proto-racism you are talking about. Naive me...
the_sas_man
14/08/08 @ 13:49
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I'm sure I'm missing something here, but was Eurogamer being racist on the first comment relating to the picture?
benstarkie
14/08/08 @ 13:49
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Spanish levels of race-sensitivity!

Someone mentioned Athlete Kings for the Saturn on the Beijing 2008 comment thread- now that was amazing. I think there might have been a winter one (cannae be bothered to wiki) as well.... equally magnificent.

Its a shame both button bashers have been panned... I really really wanted one too but may wait if they are really 5/10 games.
mingster
14/08/08 @ 14:00
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i think there is a monkey in the picture on the far right.
TheBoyChris
14/08/08 @ 14:01
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First image lol. There's a monkey mascot at the side of the track on the right of the image, let's assume he's talking about that instead of acting like a tabloid reporter ;)

(Bet it gets changed though...)
stepneg
14/08/08 @ 14:04
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"Dont you think a picture of a black guy with the caption 'Summer Athletics is the first game to make monkeys annoying. SHOOT HIM!' Is a tad racist?"

It was the first thing I thought as well, plus the fact an athletics game game can't have that much of a problem with annoying Monkeys and they are not mentioned anywhere else in the review.
sneetch
14/08/08 @ 14:08
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@TheBoyChris

Yeah, but that mascot isn't obviously a monkey, I've squinted at it and assume it is one but either way it's a bit of a screw-up there Eurogamer, you racist bastards. :)
the_sas_man
14/08/08 @ 14:09
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I suspect it was inteneded for the tiny mascot in the corner - but surely the person who did this caption knew what was going on?

This fact alone makes the caption racist, and if there was 100% genuinely no idea that the caption could be interpreted as racist, then that perso should be fired, not for negligence, just for being pig shit thick!

I mean seriosuly guys, they did that caption, with a picture of what looks like a reticle on a black guy very deliberately. I just hope the black readership see the funny side.
TheBoyChris
14/08/08 @ 14:10
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Fair enough. You win.

Racist bastards.

;)
miiiguel
14/08/08 @ 14:14
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I, for one, didn't associate, but I must admit, as beeing portuguese, I associate the lexic "monkey" plainly with those hairy animals - nothing more, nothing less.

Then again, racism (behavior and culture) is so non-existant in my life that I probably wouldn't "get it" if that was the intention.

I sure would like a (as possible) pragmatic answer to my "game doubts"...
the_sas_man
14/08/08 @ 14:16
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but the monkey is SOOOOOOOOOOOOO tiny when viewed with the caption that Eurogamer surely did not expect us to relate it to that - especially as it looks like a reticle is on the althlete?

This is quite possibly the stupidest thing I've seen since the Spanish Basketball advert!
benstarkie
14/08/08 @ 14:17
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@ miiguel

Did you just say hairy animals? GASP
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miiiguel
14/08/08 @ 14:32
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oh!
sneetch
14/08/08 @ 14:54
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Ah... it's fixed. The screen shot now clearly shows the monkey mascot that should be shot. I fully agree with Eurogamers pro-shooting, anti-mascot policies.

However you haven't fooled us, Eurogamer, we've seen past the façade into your twisted, hate-filled hearts and seen the racist monsters that lurk inside you all (guilt by association rocks, it removes the need for a lot of that pesky 'thinking' stuff).
TheBoyChris
14/08/08 @ 15:26
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Will someone please think of the monkeys! Simian abuse should not be tolerated!
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Mugwum [staff]
14/08/08 @ 15:43
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"However you haven't fooled us, Eurogamer, we've seen past the façade into your twisted, hate-filled hearts and seen the racist monsters that lurk inside you all (guilt by association rocks, it removes the need for a lot of that pesky 'thinking' stuff)."

Perhaps it was a distraction to stop you slagging off Kristan for the umpteenth thread running, in which case victory! :-)

Or perhaps it was an amazingly bizarre but innocent cock-up and I'm obviously going to fire everybody responsible starting with myself. And possibly ending with myself.
Mugwum [staff]
14/08/08 @ 15:44
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Since it will be difficult to fire people once I've fired myself.
Danoxth
14/08/08 @ 16:07
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California Games - ah memories
bad09
14/08/08 @ 17:58
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Not as good as this then.
miiiguel
14/08/08 @ 18:05
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@ Mugwum:
It wasn´t a rethorical question (I can´t do cinical), so... fire the dude!
benstarkie
14/08/08 @ 18:29
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@bad09

It would be a happier world if we all ran like that eh? Completely devoid of upper body movement and legs akimbo
muscleblade
15/08/08 @ 07:28
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@miiiguel

Its a quick 1000 gamerpoints so to you its probably worth it. I think you should buy some of the latest fantastic xbla games instead though.
miiiguel
15/08/08 @ 12:19
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muscle, thx, but can I ask you to chill a bit with that implied judging/mocking ? We´ve talked about that issue, leave it mate. I told you before the Achievements are a part of a whole that makes me decide to buy a game or not, not the "factor", ok? And fr sure not the fact of being "easy" (just don´t like impossible/stupid ones, like Quake... oh god, I told you this 100000 times...)

I know you still don´t believe that I didn´t even buy Avatar (I didn't even know the game, when she bought it) for the Achievements like you did, it was becauase my gf was in the US and there are few unlocked region games (oh man, how pathetic is for a 30 years old guy to be justifing himself on the internet ?).

You still disregard all the (muscleblade lexic here) "hard" games I did 100%... . (I strongly believe you have a problem for the fact I have more GS than you, and that is silly! I told you I´m not competing with you - and that was what led you to remove me from your friends list wasn't it).

p.s.: doing laundry in public foruns sucks..., sorry, but I'm kinda bored with that, muscle. (no hard feelings)
btw: I kick you arse at UT3 any day, come get it! ;)
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m0thr4
15/08/08 @ 12:48
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"Dont you think a picture of a black guy with the caption 'Summer Athletics is the first game to make monkeys annoying. SHOOT HIM!' Is a tad racist?"

It was the first thing I thought as well, plus the fact an athletics game game can't have that much of a problem with annoying Monkeys and they are not mentioned anywhere else in the review.


Of course, if you actually read the review...

"On the cheapest, blandest front-end since Earth Defence Force, an irritating gymnastic monkey mascot giddily somersaults about the place," - 3rd paragraph of the review

... it was clear to me they were referring to the monkey in the (original) picture. But then, I'm not a racist bastard, and I can actually read a review beyond looking at the pictures and their captions.
muscleblade
15/08/08 @ 13:02
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@miiiguel

Hey Miguel i was joking alright. And now everybody can see why i made that joke. LOL. You are one funny dude i give you that.

No hard feelings - as you said we are grownups. The reason i deleted you was your last minute decision not to play NG2 for reasons i dont understand. Oh well. You have higher gamerscore than me but you play a lot more easy games and almost every easy game out there is on your profile. I have unlocked alot more achieves than you (2400) not that it matters.

I still love you though.


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rodge020679
16/08/08 @ 07:57
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people who interpreted the monkey comment as racist, are in fact the racists themselves.
until we can forget about this stereotyped 'name calling' then the world will forever be black and white.
sneetch
17/08/08 @ 15:42
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@Mugwum
"Perhaps it was a distraction to stop you slagging off Kristan for the umpteenth thread running, in which case victory! :-)"

Gasp! Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me consistently and... erm... you're a jerk! ;)

"Or perhaps it was an amazingly bizarre but innocent cock-up and I'm obviously going to fire everybody responsible starting with myself. And possibly ending with myself."

Well, I had absolutely no doubt that that was what happened but I applaud your "firing everyone" solution. It's the reasonable course of action. May I also suggest some floggings?

Razz
10/11/09 @ 20:30
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Wow, I really enjoyed this game. Everything is subjective. I guess it the mates I play it with that make it fun for me.

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