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Shaun White Snowboarding Review

PlayStation 3 PC Xbox 360 Review by Quintin Smith

14 November, 2008

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The internet is amazing. Look, here's what Wikipedia can tell you about Shaun White: "Shaun Roger White has been a notable competitor in professional snowboarding since he was fourteen... White was born with Tetralogy of Fallot, a congenital heart defect for which he endured two open-heart operations."

Wow! Now let's see what Shaun White can tell us about Shaun White, thanks to this interview on Heckler.com: "My perfect day would just be learning a new trick. That just makes the day. You know how it is, you skate a lot, if you try that trick all day and you finally make it then everything is sunshine after that."

Amazing! And hey, look at what I can tell you about Shaun White: turns out Ubisoft's Shaun White Snowboarding - hereafter referred to as Shaun White Waterboarding - completely blows. You might have been interested in it as a sort of snowbound Skate: a more weighty, precise alternative to Amped or SSX. It's totally not. It just blows.

Mostly this comes down to the control scheme and handling, two crucial parts of any boarding game. I can't speak for the Wii version (and Tom says it's a little better) but on 360 you're never given the level of control you want, and your snowboarder is alternately weightless and too heavy. When it comes to gaining serious momentum on slopes you seem too light, but when you're cruising along flats you decelerate far too quickly.

Similarly, when it comes to tricking, all it takes is a moderately steep downward slope for any player on the cheapest board to be able to ollie high enough to backflip- yet trying to maintain speed on a halfpipe is one of the hardest things in the game.

'Shaun White Snowboarding' Screenshot 1

It's the Assassin's Creed engine, you know. It's also a lot uglier in motion than in the screenshots...

But by far the most irritating aspect of the handling is the inability to simply make your board go where you want it to. It's something may not notice at first when you're simply cruising down one of the game's four mountains, just chilling and doing tricks as they come to you, but eventually the time will come where you try one of the events scattered across the piste. This is where things go wrong. When you only have a limited amount of time or space and you need to hit every ramp and every turn and avoid every obstacle, you'll see just how fiddly and frustrating the game is capable of being.

(Incidentally, there's a fifth mountain in the game if you buy the game from Target. As in, the American retail store. This exclusive content nonsense really has to stop.)

The handling is probably worst in the one event which isn't about tricking or racing, known as Collectibles. This has you thundering down the mountain trying to hit rotating guitars which are placed in a simple curving line, so you wouldn't think it would be that hard to hit them all, right?

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Santino
14/11/08 @ 14:16
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ubisoft, i'm not surprised.
Vanmunt
14/11/08 @ 14:19
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all those bloody banner adverts for this pile of shit... good work.
Der_tolle_Emil
14/11/08 @ 14:20
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I could use a new Snowboarding game. Too bad this will not be it.
insincere_dave
14/11/08 @ 14:23
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Wii version?
Darren
14/11/08 @ 14:24
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Youch!

Just got this game this morning but not had chance to try it yet. Should have known better I guess than to order a game without having read any reviews yet but hopefully I'd be able to get *some* enjoyment out of it before I (inevitably?) trade it in against something else.

I'm gutted to be honest... it looks great in the trailers and gameplay videos... :(
Mentalist(air)
14/11/08 @ 14:24
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Ouch!

Well, I was more interested in the wii version anyway to try and justify 60 quid for my underused balance board. Can we expect a review of that, EG?
Mentalist(air)
14/11/08 @ 14:30
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listen to your own music, none of which Shaun White Waterboarding quite manages

Surely it has to let you listen to your own music on 360, that's a Microsoft TRC.
MasterNameless
14/11/08 @ 14:33
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I liked the tag line at least. Snow Crash was a great book. ^_^
degville
14/11/08 @ 14:34
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oh dear... still it only cost me 18 quid should get that back if it does turn out to be turkey
SpaceMidget75
14/11/08 @ 14:34
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Right...

...from NOW ON can all the twats that bleat on about the adverts affecting review scores kindly shut the fuck up!

Thank you.
MasterNameless
14/11/08 @ 14:37
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@SpaceMidget75

+1000.
degville
14/11/08 @ 14:37
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interesting to know if the reviewer has ever been snowboarding as downhill you do get light and snowboards don't travel far at all on the flat... you see i'm clutching at straws wonder how long my Amazon free delivery will take
darc
14/11/08 @ 14:42
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I'm actually surprised. The TV ads looked incredible, and I couldn't care less about winter sports. Now... to actually read the review. (Should be fun!)
jonsaan
14/11/08 @ 14:48
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A substantial amount of time and money has clearly been spent acquiring all the tracks that make up the game's music, which is a nice mix of pop old and new, a bit of soul, dance, some classic rock and plenty of grunge that brings to mind the excellent Project Gotham Racing soundtracks.


Should have spent that money on polishing the core gameplay.
Darren
14/11/08 @ 14:49
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Looking at the Edge scores, they gave Shaun White Snowboarding on the Wii a 7 yet this review claims that that version is "a little better" so that reads like an Edge 6 on that basis. That would suit me fine if it was so I've got my fingers crossed that I'm not so critical toward the game as Quintin Smith was.

And, yes, I *am* clutching at straws here but can you blame me... I bought the game!!!
tobsen
14/11/08 @ 14:49
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Shame shame shame. Looks like the N64 is still the platform with the best snowboarding game then.
insincere_dave
14/11/08 @ 14:50
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Just had a look at this guy's reviews, he's not been trusted to review anything good so thankfully someone decent is reviewing the Wii version.
Rictor001
14/11/08 @ 14:51
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got this today, played about 25 minutes, made me want to find a copy of SSX tricky.

@ degville - I'm a regular snowboarder (only a few weeks til my first trip of the season) and also play a truck load of games and I think I can clear this up a tad. It's not whether or not this is a realistic recreation of riding a board (which it isn't cos even riding a short box or popping your first ollie is way harder than in this game) - it's just a broken game, the camera is ropey and there is ZERO sense of speed even in a straight line.
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McBradders
14/11/08 @ 14:57
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"It blows"?

Is the bar for game reviews that low now? :(
BlueDot
14/11/08 @ 15:11
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Arrgghh... I was so looking forward to this. Anyone knows whether the wii balance board version is any good ?
TitusCrow
14/11/08 @ 15:14
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now can they kindly just make another SSX so we can have a real snowboarding blast again! do it DO IT!!!
samaran
14/11/08 @ 15:23
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"Just had a look at this guy's reviews, he's not been trusted to review anything good so thankfully someone decent is reviewing the Wii version."

GAMES REVIEWS: SERIOUS BUSINESS

what on earth does 'trusted' mean? 'trusted' enough to have an opinion in line with metacritic? every single review on this site is the opinion and work of one person - and in this case, it's the opinion and work of someone 'trusted' to review god hand, which is the greatest game ever made. so! stop talking.
Super_Zee
14/11/08 @ 15:26
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"Incidentally, there's a fifth mountain in the game if you buy the game from Target. As in, the American retail store."

That's ridiculous. An extra outfit or something, fine, but a whole mountain? A whole new play area? What a pile of shit. I hope this bombs.
DFawkes
14/11/08 @ 15:34
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Reviewed poorly, advert that looks awful and crashes my browser... somehow, I don't think I'd buy this. Or accept it as a gift. Or be bribed to take it.
captainrentboy
14/11/08 @ 15:45
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I played it in work for an hour or so, and it was fookin' terrible!! it just felt so very slllllllooooooowwwhttp://www.
insincere_dave
14/11/08 @ 16:04
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"what on earth does 'trusted' mean? 'trusted' enough to have an opinion in line with metacritic? every single review on this site is the opinion and work of one person - and in this case, it's the opinion and work of someone 'trusted' to review god hand, which is the greatest game ever made. so! stop talking."

Good reviewers are assigned "big" games because more people will read the reviews and it reflects badly on the site if the reviewer is obviously not great at reviewing. If you need me to explain it more simply than that I suggest you give up reading.
joe90
14/11/08 @ 16:12
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And to top if off. it looks like Stoked is US bound only and not RF?? bah.. backed to the master that is AMped 2...
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Triggerhappytel
14/11/08 @ 16:26
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And the worst thing is it'll still do well because it's got nice graphics, Ubi will market it heavily and I expect a lot of SSX fans will buy it trying to sate their snowboarding desires.
peterfll
14/11/08 @ 16:36
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If the game doesn't sell and it means we don't have to suffer looking at the namesakes ugly bonce ever again then it's a good thing no?
Darren
14/11/08 @ 16:48
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@Super_Zee - I suspect that the fifth mountain will eventually be offered to everyone who has the game as DLC in the form of an unlock key. And likely at extra cost too. I can almost guarantee it since it would be otherwise pointless the developers including an extra 20% of game content for only those people that buy it from one particular chain of stores. And in the US.

And, yes, it does suck and Quintin Smith was quite right to criticise it.
Darren
14/11/08 @ 16:49
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@Triggerhappytel - Well Ubisoft's tactics worked for me since I bought the game because I thought it "looked" nice in the videos.
Caer
14/11/08 @ 16:59
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What the hell is this "oh, snap" nonsense that I keep seeing about the internets? Where'd it come from? Every time I see it I think of the card game.
samaran
14/11/08 @ 17:04
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"Good reviewers are assigned "big" games because more people will read the reviews and it reflects badly on the site if the reviewer is obviously not great at reviewing. If you need me to explain it more simply than that I suggest you give up reading."

so what in this article suggests the guy can't review, besides him slagging off a game you might have been looking forward to? he's played it, you haven't.

really, you're just being obnoxious. grow up.
mazzl
14/11/08 @ 17:12
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CAN WE PLEASE GET RID OF THE ADD NOW!!!!!

THE STUPID POPUP ADD IS KILLING ME!
Mentalist(air)
14/11/08 @ 17:20
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What the hell is this "oh, snap" nonsense that I keep seeing about the internets? Where'd it come from?

It is the catchphrase of Joy, Earl's ex-wife from My Name Is Earl, although Urbandictionary attributes it to Tracy Morgan of Saturday Night Live.

Apparently this Tracy is a man. I wonder is he has a brother calles Sharon, and both of their wives are in jail.
sneetch
14/11/08 @ 17:22
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@McBradders
""It blows"?

Is the bar for game reviews that low now? :( "

Sadly it is, the only thing is for us all to to boycott the site, you go first, we're all right behind you.


...


Is he gone yet?

Can someone explain what's wrong with saying "it blows", particularly if it, in fact, blows?

@samaran

Yes he is.
ChaK
14/11/08 @ 17:22
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*cries*

I was soooooo looking forward to it, I guess I hoped for some king of new 1080 (which is by far my favorite)

*cries some more*
mkreku
14/11/08 @ 17:25
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@Mazzl: But why not just use Firefox and Adblock Plus?? I haven't seen an ad in years!
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Masarin
14/11/08 @ 17:33
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@cabbadgecase: Yay! :-)
Chufty
14/11/08 @ 17:50
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Does this mean an end to that godawful intrusive advert?

The existence of adblock is no excuse.
Les
14/11/08 @ 17:53
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"Right...

...from NOW ON can all the twats that bleat on about the adverts affecting review scores kindly shut the fuck up!

Thank you."

Why?! Because they set a signle example?! :P

But seriously, I don't think EG is biased due to money being handed over. But stories like this will never die down. There will always be 'evidence' and creative ways to circumvent evidence to the contrary. A bit like with religion one could say. People keep coming up with stupid reasons to believe the unbelievable.
darc
14/11/08 @ 17:57
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"If the game doesn't sell and it means we don't have to suffer looking at the namesakes ugly bonce ever again then it's a good thing no? "

Eek ginger kids! :)
justMe
14/11/08 @ 17:59
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Looks like the Wii version is the one to get. It's averaging 80% in metacritic instead of 60% for ps3/x360. Both with only 2 reviews, mind.
Dizzy
14/11/08 @ 18:01
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Pity... then again only Amped has really come close to the real thing. In 4 months I am off boarding anyway ;)
browns
14/11/08 @ 18:05
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To everyone saying that 1080 is their favorite snowboardgame:

It was good - at the time - but it's awful now. I actually bought a N64 + 1080 on ebay a short while ago, because I wanted to play it again. I really shouldn't have.

Check out Supreme Snowboarding for PC. THAT is the best snowboard game ever, by far. ;)
Ace_McCloud
14/11/08 @ 18:06
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All my kids at camp in america used to say snap all the time (5 years ago). They were hoodlums from new york. Apparently it comes from rappers-a photographer released a book of pics of rappers called 'snap'... But it was getting fairly dated as a joke then, so who knows why it's cropping up now.
On topic why cant they get this shit right. Amped 2 was close. We need skate like physics and free style skiing. When are people going to cotton on that skiing is as big as boarding and would be wicked in a game
Canyarion
14/11/08 @ 18:25
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About 1080°: I really love Avalanche on the Cube. Yeah it was short, but all the levels were great. And it was so fast...
rogueJT
14/11/08 @ 18:28
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Best Snow boarding game ever made was included with Final Fantasy 7.

That mini game up at the Gold Saucer.

Spent hours trying to perfect my scores there.
t8yman
14/11/08 @ 19:08
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I thought it was poo, but didnt judge too harshly becuase I only played about half an hour. it would seem that the game gets worse the more you play it.

would it be too much to ask for a big blue bar at the end of the review text - and before the score? I really like playing the "guess the score" game whilst reading the text, but always scroll to far down and try as I might, I cannot avoid seeing the number in that split second. Just me?
unmarked_one
14/11/08 @ 20:31
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Eh, I'm looking for the 'B' key on my DS3 controller and I can't find it...

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