Ninjatown Review

Not as safe a place as you might think.

Version tested: DS

Ninjatown is a very silly game. You play an ancient ninja master directing his chibi-ninja disciples in an effort to stop Mr Demon from stealing an ancient ninja recipe for sugar-cookies. It's bright and cute and full of silly LOL NINJAS jokes about ninja droppings and moustaches and tie-wearing business ninjas who worry about their sugar stock. No mention of pirates, though, which is odd for a game that tries to squeeze as much cheesy jocularity as it possibly can into every line of dialogue or tutorial.

But Ninjatown hides an interesting, tough strategic core underneath all the sugary frivolity. It plays like a fast-paced PixelJunk Monsters with a broader array of units and maps, as waves of little demons make their way from one end of the map to the other while you place ninja houses and a gradually broadening array of support units to stop them. It's about balancing your available resources as well as placing your Wee Ninjas cleverly, learning when to spend your money on upgrading houses and when to keep building until the map is a busy jumble of demon face-punching.

The game eases you in for a good four or five levels, introducing the basic ninja and demon types and letting you experiment, but the pace soon quickens as new ninja types and special powers are introduced and the incoming enemies become stronger and faster, and it's necessary to dash frantically around the map micromanaging battles. Soon it's nearly impossible to beat a level on the first try. Ninjatown relies on a fair amount of trial and error; the map shows you which type of demon is on its way and where the next wave will appear, but there's no way to gain an impression of the overall flow of a level except to fail it a few times and learn from your mistakes.

'Ninjatown' Screenshot 1

That's you up there, chillin' in a hot air balloon whilst everyone else does all the work.

To some extent that's the nature of the puzzle-strategy beast, and Ninjatown minimises the frustration by limiting the majority of its battles to ten minutes or so. There's always a chance to do things differently, too - try out a completely new array of units, or throw down a special Ninja Power. You're also involved enough in the battles to feel constantly occupied; rather than leaving you to sit back and watch your strategy play out, you're running around upgrading or building dojos or poking a slovenly ninja in the belly to give him a little speed boost. As a result, the inevitable repetition is rarely tedious.

The game's light-hearted tone also saves you becoming too frustrated, because it's hard to stay angry at something so unapologetically silly. The dialogue comes across as hammy and over-thought from time to time, but you still crack a smile, and the cutesy art style strikes the right balance between saccharine and funny. When Ninjatown's tone hits the mark, it's genuinely lovable. It also gets bonus internet points for incorporating a smattering of memes ("How many enemies? Why, it's got to be over 9,000!") without slipping into glaring non-sequiturs.

But what keeps you addicted to Ninjatown is the slow drip-feed of new units, which continues all the way through the game. At first the selection is restricted to basic Wee Ninjas and slower, more powerful Anti-Ninjas, but this broadens over the first fifteen or twenty levels to include enemy-freezing Snow Ninjas, long-range Sniper Ninjas, Lava Ninjas, tie-adorned and enemy-distracting Business Ninjas, and the slightly racist, scooter-riding Italian Wee Ninjas, amongst others.

'Ninjatown' Screenshot 2

You'd think all ninja houses would be dojos, really.

The Ninja Power gimmicks are fun and appropriately silly ways to gain the edge in the middle of a level. One of them has you shouting words of encouragement into the microphone to boost ninja morale, sending them into speed and power overdrive. Another has you blowing to send escaping enemies billowing back up the screen towards your defences. It's dumb, but in an enjoyable way, and the Ninja Powers are considered; the ability to buy extra time or power up ninjas during an intensive assault develops from desperate last resort to a strategic necessity as the game progresses.

Elsewhere, Ninjatown's multiplayer mode is ferociously competitive, and works perfectly well with just one cartridge on three of the nine maps. It's a race to see who can eliminate all the enemies first, and it's quite a different beast from the single-player, focusing your attention on movement and reflexes rather than strategy and long-term plans. Given that Ninjatown is easy to learn, it's easy to rope people in for a game or two, which quickly becomes three or four. Playing in multiplayer highlights many of the things that make Ninjatown such a good handheld game; it's fast, accessible and equally easy to play for ten minutes or two hours.

At PixelJunk Monsters' price-point, Ninjatown would be an essential purchase, but as a full-price DS release it stops slightly short. That said, it's still a likeable, accessible and deceptively complex little strategy game, worth 20-odd quid of any pocket strategist's money, and it keeps on giving, feeding you something new and fun to play with right up until the fist-eatingly difficult last few levels. We'll forgive its incessant wisecracking for that. And then hug it.

7 / 10

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Comments (15) Latest comment 3 years ago

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  • robthehermit #1 3 years ago

    Sounds interesting. Might take a look at this when it drops in price a bit.
  • 3william56 #2 3 years ago

    I wonder if the sidebar ad on this page is going to add Eurogamer 7/10 to the two 9s it trumpets.

    And is that a sleeping black ninja poo I see on the hill? O_o
  • Der_tolle_Emil #3 3 years ago

    Appearently there was a demo of this on the Nintendo Channel - people say it was pulled pretty much the same day the demo was released so maybe they put it up by mistake and it will come back.
  • Rev.StuartCampbell #4 3 years ago

    Another has you blowing to send escaping enemies billowing back up the screen

    FAIL.
  • mingster #5 3 years ago

    It actually sounds quite good.
  • SixFootHalfling #6 3 years ago

    Where their actually any faults mentioned at all?

    If not why is it only 7/10 and not 9/10 or 10/10?

    surely the price can't knock 3 points off?, 1, or maybe 2 if its really overpriced maybe, but 3? for a DS game thats only £30 at the most in the first place?
    Edited by 1 at 03/12/08 @ 09:26
  • sokem #7 3 years ago

    i got sucked in by the initial 9/10 reviews and made the purchase and I have to say I have enjoyed it immensely, i commute into work and the levels take between 5-15 minutes to complete each one, saving inbetween so it makes it ideal for a travelling game.

    I'm on the last few levels now and some of the levels have been quite challenging but never to the point I wanted to throw my DS out of the train window.

    IMO its a sleeper hit, the kind of game you start playing and then rave to your friends about because you wont put it down until you have completed it, and then gone back and completed each level with an A grade :)
  • StringBeanJean #8 3 years ago

    Want. Looks just up my street.
  • RobertFoster #9 3 years ago

    # Won't you take me to, Ninja Town! #
  • Fleisch #10 3 years ago

    So its basically desktop tower defence...with ninjas?!
    Edited by 1 at 03/12/08 @ 11:50
  • Slipstream #11 3 years ago

    "What is this!? I don't even...!" *Explodes*
  • Krelle #12 3 years ago

    If money is not a factor, how high would this rate?

    I really hate when the prize and lenght of the game is taken into the equation. I buy games that are Good, independent of lenght/system/price/replay value or such bollocks.
    Edited by 1 at 04/12/08 @ 04:29
  • Krelle #13 3 years ago

    "You win a prize for completing games?"

    What, like achievements?
  • smelly #14 3 years ago

    "Where their actually any faults mentioned at all?

    If not why is it only 7/10 and not 9/10 or 10/10? "



    Its not a shiny fps with a semi-interesting plot.. therefor on the eurogamer scale it gets 7.
  • SteelPriest #15 3 years ago

    "No mention of pirates, though, which is odd"

    err, did you not play very much of this game?

    there's a whole pirate themed level, avec internet memes!

    PS the game is great!
    Edited by 1 at 11/12/08 @ 11:04