Super Mario Strikers
Go team!
Games journalists are often accused of championing silly little semi-mediocre games because they want to sound clever. Well, I have long since given up on sounding clever, so I'm quite content to say whatever the hell I like. For example: SEGA Soccer Slam was brilliant fun, and its reception on GameCube and latterly PS2 and Xbox was downright maddening. Not least because I'd dig it out of a Friday night and my assembled chums would start, "Woah, woah... I heard that was awful." This angers me. You... wouldn't... like... the feeble joke I thought of wheeling out there. But, if you played it, you probably would like Soccer Slam.
The same is about to be true of Super Mario Strikers. I can see it happening. Barring a catastrophe, this is going to be brilliant fun - especially in multiplayer. And I bet it gets ripped apart by bored reviewers. And you know what would be really annoying? If they ripped into it because it's basically the same as SEGA Soccer Slam. Because it is. It really is worryingly close. But you know what? I don't care. Do you know how many copies Soccer Slam sold in the UK? It was actually less than the number of games I own in total.
Anyway. All this anger has two goals: 1) to illustrate that Super Mario Strikers is pretty similar to SEGA Soccer Slam, a game with which it shared some dev team members as far as I can work out, and which was brilliant fun and underrated, and 2) to call bored reviewers' bluffs whenever it comes out. Hopefully they'll decide to mark it up to show me up. Well, if this continues heading in the direction it currently is, then it deserves to be bought by those of you who don't own Soccer Slam, which is the vast majority of you, so I'm not that bothered. [Editor's note: Tom is genuinely ill at the moment, and, um, this might be influencing the tone of his copy. A little bit.]

Moving on to the game, then, it basically works like this: you have about five players a side, one of whom's a goalkeeper who can't leave his area, and one of whom's a familiar Mario series type. In the case of my demo we had Mario on one side and Donkey Kong on the other. The rest are Koopa Troopas or Toad types. The pitch is quite small and the ball can't go off it thanks to electrified boundaries. The physics and collision detection are extremely impressive. The object is to score goals, amazingly. And, as far as rules go, that's about it; you can clobber the hell out of people to win the ball and that, my friends, is where the frenzied fun is most acute.
Controls are basic. You hold the left trigger to run, which exposes you to easier tackling, you press A to pass and press or hold B to shoot. You can of course tackle and, using the C-stick, perform little spinny flair moves in a manner that's sure to have Electronic Arts reaching for their Big Book of Stupid Sports Trademarks in search of some random infringement.
The joy of it is that scoring isn't piss-easy. The goalie is capable of clubbing things away and fending off the brutality of your front-men, and although you can send some impressive arcing shots goalward, they won't always go in. The surprising complexity of the engine means it's possible to have the ball rolling across the goal-line, flying off at unusual angles, hitting posts and bouncing back to the keeper, and generally behaving with the degree of randomness we all want to see from the sport of football, and with the added mash-their-legs tackling system you can upset just about anybody's preparations to shoot.

As you move toward goal, there seem to be a couple of ways of setting yourself up in a manner most likely to result in a goal. First, you can lay the ball off to a team-mate, basically doing the old "A and then B" routine. This gives the ball a fair old thwack, but it isn't going to work most of the time, despite the handy slow motion routine that accompanies it. The better and more spectacular option is similar to Soccer Slam's, whereby you hold down the B button and a meter pops up. In Soccer Slam you'd try and position a player on a glowing star having teed the ball up. Here you have to hold the button and then, as a ticker moves from one side of the meter to the other, hit the B button to try and land it on two thin green strips. Think of it like the service meter in a tennis game. And try not to get clobbered during your preparations, because it takes a while, and the defenders really will go for you at this stage.
If you do manage to pull it off, most of the time it's going to pummel its way into the back of the net. Assuming you're cunning enough to aim it at an unguarded area - and the game doesn't give the opposition player any visual indicator of where it's going this time, unlike Soccer Slam. Best of all, if you can give the ball to your star player to score, he'll net two points rather than just one - and lay on a gorgeous CG animation to boot, rather like the power shots in Mario Tennis. Yes, it's an aberration. Yes, it's not something FIFA would approve of. (Well, Sepp Blatter might, but he's a bit eccentric.) And yes, it's going to rankle the average "real football" fan. But if you ask me, working in concert with the excellent ball physics and well-balanced panic on both sides, it makes for a multiplayer game that rarely lets up. It's like the principles of end-to-end basketball applied to football - and of course in football we care so much more about the individual points.

There's mania on both sides. As a final example, the other day I played it against a chap I'd never met. Before long we were quite chatty, giggling along to our on-screen antics, and despite the fact I had never met this guy before, we had one of those gaming moments. With seconds left and me a goal behind, I scampered forward and blasted a shot goalwards. Save. Rebound! Save. Second rebound! It just scrambles in. Cue a bit of leaping and mutual exclamations - and the realisation it was worth two points. And I'd won. We'd both been hammering the pad with a reasonable chance of success on both sides, and had an absolute blast. So much so that I decided to use the expression "absolute blast", despite hating it. That's what you want from an arcade footy game, surely?
So then. Super Mario Strikers gets a big thumbs-up for now. Presumably it won't whenever it comes out, but if - and this is a serious "if" - it manages to provoke this kind of reaction when it's done, I'll definitely be playing it.
Super Mario Strikers is due out exclusively on GameCube. We're currently awaiting news of a release date.
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Course, I took it back a couple of days later when it turned out to be awful, but I did buy it.
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Nice video clip.
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doubt he even read the preview... dummass fangirl (s)he probably is.
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But they are about jump-n-runs, right? Right? Bloody hatches.
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look at super mario "2" if they'd have thrown that out in it's original state it would have sank!
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An innovative football game with the emphasis on fun rather than reality? Hang on, let me sift through the millions of other games doing the same thing.
Oh, you mean just because they're using one of their most recognisable characters that makes it bad?
Im sure sony/microsoft would push their most recognisable brands just as much, if not more.. if they had any...
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'Good game with nobodies = few sales'. Maybe 'Good game with Mario and co. = sales'. It's worth a shot...
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I think Mario in a soccer game is quite refreshening.
That said, soccer and its fans suck saggy hairy man balls.
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Whereas i agree with you.. If they can make a game along lines of mario tennis where people who dont even like tennis can enjoy it... then that's great for me.
I hate football.. This looks like it might be good for me.. Innovative(ish - hadnt heard of soccerslam until today) and fun.. and featuring mario... great! Works for me!
Im 35, I like cartoony stuff. Seems to me the only people worried about things being kiddy are kids.. More fool them.. I hope they're enjoying their 10 billionth racing game *yawn*
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But Mario Power Tennis was just NASTY...
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They put their talent and creation into the gameplay instead. Having Mario in it is only really a cosmetic choice, obviously a ploy to shift more copies. You can't sell a game on innovation alone. In Japan, he's more recognisable than Mickey Mouse. People like franchises, and Nintendo has created some of the best. I'd be more inclined to complain if the games were crap but, well, they're not.
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Quote of the day.
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SNES Super Tennis or GC Mario Power Tennis?
I'm inclined towards the SNES title. I think the gameplay is more accessible.
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There's one on it's way for the DS... be patient young sky walker..
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"An innovative football game with the emphasis on fun rather than reality? Hang on, let me sift through the millions of other games doing the same thing."
Guess you didnt read the preview either, before laying into someone else because you doubted they read the preview.
"If they ripped into it because it's basically the same as SEGA Soccer Slam. Because it is. It really is worryingly close."
Flametard.
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the Lightning team were waaay overpowered though.
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Your correct.. one game which was launched ages ago which no-one bought is REALLY like sifting through millions of games doing the same thing.
How wrong i was!
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How wrong i was! "
Oh, there are over a million games now? You use hyperbole, and then respond as if the hyperbole was true, and thus you win.
Also, respond to point #2, i.e., you didnt read the preview either.
Tard.
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Yes I have Pro Evo/Winning Eleven and enjoy it, Soccer Slam is also good fun too.
I knew it didn't set the world alight in sales, but I thought it reached top ten (although that's probably not saying much).
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The Internet has finally reached its zenith!!
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Mint: Can't remember the name of the statistics company, but they provide sales statistics for journalists eyes only, they don't release them to the public. Journalists are then allowed to comment on the statistics, but can't quote actual numbers, etc.
Everyone else: I'm definitely buying this game
Nintendo have been doing tonnes of sports games since The Beginning, but they only copped on that they can sell more if they shoehorn Mario into them later on. There was golf, ice hockey, tennis, soccer, baseball, etc. on the NES long before mario put on his shinguards. These are still the same old sports game series, and they're still as simple, pure and fun as they always have been, but now mario's in them.
As for more mario platformers, the NES and GB are the only consoles that got three of them (plus the spinoff warioland games on GBC and GBA). SNES got marioworld and spinoff yoshi's island (i won't count allstars). N64 got mario64 and spinoff yoshi's story (i don't think there were any other games). GC got Mario Sunshine and spinoff Luigi's Mansion and might possibly get Mario 128 (but i'd put money on it being a Revolution title). So he's pretty much on track. There are only so many goombas to be mashed! Give the guy a break
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The GameCube answer to Konami's Pro Evolution!
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I dont quite get what he's moaning about, or whether he is actually AGREEING with me?
yes.. hang on.. just re-read it.. he just really doesnt get irony does he?
Okay.. in terms an american president could understand : When I said "let me sift thru the millions of games doing the same thing".. I was saying "Apart from sega soccer slam which is a yonks old game, there arent exactly a LOT of (i.e. any) football games out there which are innovative, fun, quick to pick up and play, etc etc"
See?
I'm not slagging the game off you monkey!
If it does for soccer/footy what mario tennis did for tennis.. i'll be first in the queue!
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Get up. Have a Cup of Tea. Play video games for 8 hours. Write review.
Typical day of a sick game reviewer:
Get up. Have a Lemsip. Play video games for 8 hours. Write review.
I'd love a day off work so I can play video games all day!