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Don King Presents: Prizefighter Review

Xbox 360 Review by Tom Bramwell

12 June, 2008

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"Martin Luther King took us to the mountain top," Don King once said. "I want to take us to the bank." 2K Sports is up for that, and so we have Don King Presents: Prizefighter, which pretends to be a sports documentary looking back on the life of a world-conquering boxer called The Kid. You.

We begin by designing The Kid. The Career mode focuses on heavyweights, so options are limited to appearance, whether he's orthodox or southpaw (right- or left-handed) and what sort of trunks he wears. Be careful though, because if your man's tall and his shorts are short, he looks like a bloke in a nappy. No one wants that. Apollo Creed wouldn't stand for that.

Then you watch some videos. This is Prizefighter's gimmick: Don King and other figures from the world of boxing, and a selection of actors, have recorded a range of fake interviews detailing the trials and tribulations The Kid faced on his route from back-room brawler to heavyweight champ. The game's producers (or more likely Don King's production company) have chopped them up into little quick-fire sound-bites and strung them together.

It's like speed-dating a gossip column. The man on the yacht says such and such was inevitable, but Don disagrees. Then an old girlfriend says The Kid was pushed, a man drinking champagne in a limo concurs, a man on a bus says no, man on yacht says yes, mechanic says something else, and Don has the final word. It's quite convincing, but it's hard to keep track of what you're being told, because there's no specific exposition - just recollected bias about whichever situation The Kid was in at the time, delivered in a couple-of-minutes sequence every time you beat the current tier's top contender. Still, it's a bit different.

More familiar is that, as a boxer starting out, you have to warm up by punching nobodies. So, following a quick button tutorial and two rounds of training mini-games, you're in the ring going toe-to-toe with the semi-fictional boxing world's expendables. Unlike Prizefighter's main competition, EA Sports' Fight Night Round 3, attacks are mapped to buttons and triggers. Right and left hooks, the jab and a straight punch get their own face button each, while uppercuts, body blows and sidestep-punches are combinations of trigger or bumper and face. There are loads of combinations to figure out.

'Don King Presents: Prizefighter' Screenshot 1

After a while stalking dusty old gymnasiums you end up in big arenas with full commentary.

As you fight, the camera circles close to the fighters, watching largely from the side so you can react to what the other fighter's throwing, and observe gaps in his defence. Defence is a mixture of ring movement, using the right stick to hold your hands in front of your face or at your sides to block body shots, and standing on the spot weaving your upper body around to keep your head out of trouble.

It all looks alright from this perspective, but isn't anything to shout about. Fighters are a bit angular but sweat convincingly, although they start to resemble rain-drizzled metal after a while under the lights and faces lack life. One of Fight Night Round 3's tricks was a one-two combo of low light and clever shading, and Prizefighter stumbles into the old trap of going bright a bit too starkly on faces.

Meanwhile, arenas and other characters - most notably trainers, who have dialogue spoken through yapping mouths on otherwise-immobile faces - look like PS2 rejects, not even in new clothes. Remember the old days of shirts that were just textured skin? They're back. Combat itself is better: there's enough muscle and skin movement all over the body to capture the sting of a strong punch, and most of the attack animations have a certain heft to them if they connect.

'Don King Presents: Prizefighter' Screenshot 2

Everyone referring to you as "The Kid" would work better if all the trainers stopped calling the other boxers "kid" as well.

Key to landing those attacks is learning the basic buttons and then paying attention to your stamina - a blue meter that starts off full and empties quickly when you dash, throw punches (whether they connect or not) or take hits. With full stamina you can attack somewhat fluidly, but once you run out of stamina you slow to a crawl, so unless the other guy's on the ropes (literally or figuratively, for once) you need to withdraw or go defensive for a few seconds to recover your speed.

Pressing the attack is important, though, because the health system is in two parts, and one of them recharges. Your current health status is bright orange, and when you run out and receive a punch you will be knocked down, but over time without impact this health will recover. However, the degree to which it can recover diminishes over the course of a fight's many rounds, particularly if you get knocked down a lot. You can tell who's on top at any given time by looking at the orange, but it's the darker full-health bar that tells the story of the fight.

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muscleblade
13/06/08 @ 07:30
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6/10 = above average. Really? I would have guessed 4/10.
Madafunkola
13/06/08 @ 08:00
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Meh...
I'm waiting for the "Cobra 11 Crash Time" Review.
That should be a good one!
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COBRA 11 FOREVAH!
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13/06/08 @ 08:19
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Don King is the last person I would want to give my cash to. IMO he has ruined the sport of Boxing. It sounds like a rental anyway at best.
kangarootoo
13/06/08 @ 08:32
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So no competition for the Fight Night series whatsoever. Good. Don King is not a nice man.
Razorus
13/06/08 @ 09:03
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I met Don King once when I was a kid. Slightly intimidating and quite a slimy fellow. Smelled good.
Razz
13/06/08 @ 09:30
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6/10? Not bad Average boxer then.

I might pick it up.
miiiguel
13/06/08 @ 09:37
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I try not to go the political/esoteric/bullshit path, but I despise this dude..., even if it was a 10 game I wouldn't give this guy money.
miiiguel
13/06/08 @ 09:38
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we still in the cave...
asphaltcowboy
13/06/08 @ 10:05
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Convicted murderer?!
thedaveeyres
13/06/08 @ 10:30
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Prizefarter.

LOLOLOLOLOLO¬!!!!¬!¬!"!!!111!
Monkey_Puncher
13/06/08 @ 10:36
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Don King to me this game would be a life changing experience, lucky I never trusted a word be said.
kangarootoo
13/06/08 @ 10:59
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@asphaltcowboy

From,
http://www.sportslawnews.com/archive/his...

"King's first profession was in the illegal numbers business in Cleveland. In December 1954, King shot and killed one of three men trying to rob one of his gambling houses. Prosecutors determined King was defending himself and declared the death a "justifiable homicide."

Twelve years later, also in Cleveland, King beat a man to death who owed him money on the streets of Cleveland. Although convicted of second-degree murder, the trial judge (for reasons unknown) reduced the conviction from murder to manslaughter. Not only did King serve a short term of 3 1/2 years, he would receive a pardon from then Ohio governor James Rhodes."
monkie_king
13/06/08 @ 11:18
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So what numbers are illegal in Cleveland? 42? Pi?
rhubarbandcustard
13/06/08 @ 11:19
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Don King is only ever slated by white owned media.

Bottom line, he served his time.

The black community regard him as a highly successful businessman. Perhaps that's where others mistrust of him lies?

The game does look shit though.
creepylizard
13/06/08 @ 12:03
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no, the fact that he beat someone to death and conned half the fighters he had out of all their earnings is why people don't trust or like him. I'm just guessing though.
rhubarbandcustard
13/06/08 @ 12:11
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Right you are, CreepyLizard. I keep forgetting just how admirable and moral white people are.
Vice.Destroyer
13/06/08 @ 12:21
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@Monkie_King

The 'numbers' that they are talking about is a little gambling hustle, that the numbers men, or hustlers, up and down the country dreamt up. Basically, they would take the last three numbers of the stock exchange at the close of trading and use those as the winning lottery numbers. That was a daily thing and apparently, Colin Powell's mother played the numbers, got lucky and moved out of Cleveland. Got her son an expensive education and..., well, you know. Started an illegal war, invaded a country. That sort of thing.

Just goes to show, you can take a man out of the 'hood', but you can't...
asphaltcowboy
13/06/08 @ 12:27
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Cheers for that kanga! It was such a tiny section wikipedia, I actually missed it! How odd!
creepylizard
13/06/08 @ 12:28
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eh? hmmm, why does it have to be a black issue? why can't he just be disliked for being a slimy git?
creepylizard
13/06/08 @ 12:31
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oh, and rubard? you sound distinctly like someone with their own private axe to grind....
rhubarbandcustard
13/06/08 @ 12:35
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creepylizard - read Vice-Destroyer's little contribution.

That is why I defend Don King.
Vice.Destroyer
13/06/08 @ 12:47
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@Creepylizard.

Don't take offense. To some people, Don King is just like Paul Gascoigne. In the sense that all the negative things in his life are forgiven, because he has been so successful in his chosen profession. The truth is that Don King is a relic from an old age, where the sport of boxing was completely unregulated and you could get away with absolute murder. It can seem that people are picking out Don King unfairly, but that is because Don King is good copy. And he has done more outrageously breathtaking feats of underhanded scams than any other crooked boxing promoter you can think of. Black or white.

I suppose that we all know how he got Muhammad Ali to drop his $1m lawsuit (for shortchanging him, the irony), after Don King persuaded Ali's spiritual advisor to present him with a suitcase and $50,000 in cash. And the fact that he was quite famous for arranging fights only after his fighters signed their signature on blank pieces of paper. This was so that he could fit the contract around the signature in question. Can you imagine that? Brings new meaning to the phrase "signing your life away".

And the shortchanging of boxers is quite eye-opening. Do you remember when Frank Bruno tried for the heavyweight championship against Tim Wetherspoon? I don't remember the exact figures, but Frank's purse was somewhere in the multi-millions and Tim, the new heavyweight champ got less than a million dollars.

Anyways, it is difficult to find anything about Don King on the internet. It's been completely cleansed of any Don King rumours, allegations and indiscretions. If anybody is interested, I would suggest hunting down "Only in America", by Jack Newfield. It's not terribly well written, but it does give an interesting behind-the-scenes account of just about the most outrageous conman I have ever come across.
creepylizard
13/06/08 @ 12:49
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rubarbandcustard
.....I hadn't read that before....I have to admit that it is interesting which one person he blames for the iraq war...
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Vice.Destroyer
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@rhubarb.

As soon as I wrote that, I thought that it would be misconstrued by you. Maybe I should have said that you can take a man out of Cleveland, etc.(As I am sure you know, white people live in the hood, too) Since all the famous alumni out of Cleveland I can think of haven't exactly left a positive impact on the world. Bone, Thugs and Harmony? One down for murder. Two bankrupt. The rest doing music with Mariah Carey.

Buster Douglas? Managed to squander a £20m fortune and give himself obesity and diabetes. Etc.
Vice.Destroyer
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@Creepylizard.

Colin Powell is not the ONLY person I blame for the war in Iraq. I know who the commander-in-chief is. It's just that up until that infamous press conference with the satellite pictures that allegedly showed those WMD's and the infamous quote that Iraq could launch a devastating attack in 20 minutes or something like that, I lost all respect for Colin Powell and I thought of him on the same level as Dubya Bush.

rhubarbandcustard
13/06/08 @ 13:17
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Apologies all round, let's not fight.

Bottom line, Fight Night remains the premier boxing game until round 4 in 2009.
Vice.Destroyer
13/06/08 @ 13:33
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@rhubarb
No probs. And you know what the funny thing is? For all my anti-Don King sentiment, I will probably play this game.

I have no principles :)
dnbuk
13/06/08 @ 18:27
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Wasn't sure what to make of it when i got it yesterday but it's not so bad after a few fights and getting used to it....just seems so 'below-par' compared to FN3.
Carrybagma
14/06/08 @ 12:48
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A waste of a second review page.
beastmaster
24/06/08 @ 11:29
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Not really that interested. Face breaker looks like more fun. When's that out then?

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