It doesn't take much more than a cursory glance at the pastiness of my skin or the way I flinch at the words "team sports" to realise I have never been a fan of the great outdoors. Nature seems a little bit too adept at making terrible things happen to adequate people for my liking, and video games seem to agree.
With that in mind, I decided to round up the worst of the animal kingdom's offenders and expose them as the horrible, man-hating vermin they are.
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