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Top Gun's Jack Epps Jr.

A chat with the man who wrote the movie.

Eurogamer I always wanted to be Kelly McGillis actually. Can you be Kelly McGillis?
Jack Epps Jr.

Haha! Let's see, can you be Kelly McGillis...

Eurogamer I asked our readers if they have any questions for you via Twitter. One of them said, 'Kelly McGillis: Hot or Not?'
Jack Epps Jr.

Hot or not? In the movie she's hot, yes.

Eurogamer She's super-hot!
Jack Epps Jr.

Yes.

Eurogamer The script does feature some iconic lines. How long did it take you to come up with, 'Your ego's writing cheques your body can't cash'?
Jack Epps Jr.

One of the reasons Top Gun's stayed around so long is because we worked with a lot of pilots. Pete Pettigrew, who was the technical advisor, was a fighter pilot and later an admiral, and there were a lot of different people like that.

So a lot of these lines came from a lot of different sources. These are things people say. The movie is based on true stories, and everything which happens in the movie actually happened to someone.

Eurogamer So are you saying a real life person actually said, 'Your ego is writing cheques your body can't cash'?
Jack Epps Jr.

Exactly.

Eurogamer That is awesome.
Jack Epps Jr.

That military jargon, the stuff that comes out, you're going, 'OK, that's great, let's pull that in, we'll find a place for it.' Then you'll be writing at three in the morning and something will just pop up.

Part of being a writer is, you've got to get into this mindset. You've got to be the character. It's a kind of schizophrenia - you think and act and feel the character, and the lines come out. You can't force it.

"Damn, this kid's good!" Here's the man himself, Jack Epps Jr.
Eurogamer Reader @mrjfirth asks: "When you wrote the line, 'No, you can be mine,' did you think: 'La mot juste,' sit back, fold your arms, smile and nod at the page in front of you?"
Jack Epps Jr.

Haha! Um... Yeah, you don't do that. You just sort of... It feels good. Usually these things are done late at night, when there's a certain exhaustion level, and you just go, 'That's done.'

Eurogamer You think to yourself, 'That's good stuff. I won't be flying any rubber dog poo out of Hong Kong any time soon.'
Jack Epps Jr.

Good writing comes out of exhaustion, when you're so tired it's just coming out of you. I'm not comparing myself to Bob Dylan, but he listens to his songs today and he says, 'Where did all those lines come from? I don't know.'

That's how it works - you write stuff and it just comes out of you, and you go, 'Wow!' Being tired opens you up. It takes a filter level away.

Eurogamer So your advice for aspiring screenwriters would be to stay up all night hanging out with blokes from the army?
Jack Epps Jr.

That's exactly it, right. And write in a bar all night long. That will help.

Eurogamer What's Don Simpson like? Got any good stories about him?
Jack Epps Jr.

Don Simpson was a wild man, he really was. He lived every second as some character, depending on what he felt like at that moment. He was a larger than life guy.

I don't have any specific stories from the set, but he was just a wild man. That's all there is to it.