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Banished review

twelveways

4 years ago

@Rrralphster
They don't eat the food, they store it in their house.
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Should Torment Numenera be turn-based or real-time with pause?

twelveways

4 years ago

Why not have the option to use either? iirc both Baldurs Gate and Fallout let you choose how to play it...
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Disney has released its first Star Wars game and it's adorable

twelveways

5 years ago

I quite like it. The jokes are pretty funny and the style is pleasing.

It's not the most in-depth game I have ever played but, for a free(mium) game, it isn't bad.
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twelveways

5 years ago

I always wanted a Cloud City management sim; Manage mining operations, keep the empire happy and secretly support the rebels. Guess this is the closest thing I'm gonna get.
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"There is no shop." Super clicking, F2P and Godus with Peter Molyneux

twelveways

5 years ago

Molyneux really does talk shit. He is getting worse, it reads like the rantings of some stoned guy. Full of backtracking and nonsense.

Basically it is a cross between populous and Black & White without any giant monkeys and with a human player that can make people wear hats and answer moral questions like "how aggressive are your followers?"

What a bucket of wank.

The bit when he talks about sculpting the terrain is absolute verbal diarrhea.
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Grand Theft Auto 5's world map leaks online

twelveways

5 years ago

Can't believe they didn't mention that it is based on a picture of Leonardo from TMNT...
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Whore of the Orient branded a "disgrace to Chinese culture"

twelveways

5 years ago

I live in China and my apartment building is called Oriental Sky. The landmark tower in Shanghai is called the Oriental Pearl. This story is bullshit.
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Sony apologises for Grand Theft Auto 5 leaks

twelveways

5 years ago

They should destroy their hard drives to stop anyone else getting it...
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Zynga sues maker of Bang With Friends

twelveways

5 years ago

Tim Langdell is also suing as he used to have 'friends'.
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Sprinkle Islands review

twelveways

5 years ago

The first game started out nicely but became balls hard after quite a short time. I generally don't mind a challenge but I had to give up.
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The Power Glove gets its own feature-length documentary

twelveways

5 years ago

I had a Playstation power glove, it had the Playstation logo on it and it came from Japan, no idea if it was official or not and I never saw one again. Bought it off a dodgy guy in the pub for a tenner back in 1999 I think.

Sold it to a mate for 20 a few years later and instantly regretted not keeping hold of it :(
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Razer Edge review

twelveways

5 years ago

Expensive and impractical, why do I want one so much?
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Final Fantasy 7 retrospective

twelveways

5 years ago

Baldur's Gate retrospective next plz
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Windows 8.1 changes detailed, Microsoft to revive Start button

twelveways

5 years ago

I have no problems with Win8, it took me a while to get used to it and you have to do a fair bit of customisation but now I actually prefer it.

As others have said, once you learn to cope without it, there really is no need for the start button.
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Senior Scottish cop calls for second look into prevention of children playing adult games online after 13-year-old boy slashes friend's throat following Gears of War 3 session

twelveways

5 years ago

He became a father after making WooHoo following a marathon Sims 2 session. Videogames are entirely to blame for the situation.
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Funcom's SweetRobot

twelveways

8 years ago

Kids in china have been playing MMOs for ages
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The Sims 3: World Adventures

twelveways

9 years ago

How do they go to the toilet in the tombs?
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World of Goo experiment a "huge success"

twelveways

9 years ago

WTF is with all you 'morally outraged' preachers? I really enjoy a pint of beer but I dont pay a tenner for it because I think that's what it is worth to me. I pay the legal minimum I have to for what I want.

It's not even a great game, just ok.
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Editor's blog: Darkfall aftermath

twelveways

9 years ago

Like the rabidly passionate EG fanbase? ;)
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Ex-Lionhead man does PC piracy poll

twelveways

10 years ago

I live in China and dont really have a choice...
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Audiosurf

twelveways

10 years ago

I think its ace, the new way to listen to music. Music v2.
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BioShock: A Defence

twelveways

11 years ago

WHAT IS THIS EMO DEFENSIVE SHIT? Some people dont like the game, grow the fuck up.

What a completely pointless article.
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Assassin's Creed

twelveways

11 years ago

Even if its just Hitman with swords, I'm sold \o/
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Gay slur in Scrabble DS

twelveways

11 years ago

lesbo lol
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PES 2008 dated

twelveways

11 years ago

Wii? Woo!
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Space Giraffe

twelveways

11 years ago

7 then?
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The Ship patched up

twelveways

11 years ago

I thought it was ok, a bit 2 dimensional (in gameplay, not graphics) but an interesting spin on the FPS, a nice way to spend an hour or two if you are bored.
Its only a tenner I think, so worth it if you think you will like it.
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Europa Universalis III demo

twelveways

11 years ago

Your all just a bunch of hairy vikings anyway, whats the point in conquering a bit of ice?
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twelveways

11 years ago

Had a quick whizz through the meagre tutorial and it seems pretty good, pity about the combat but it looks like it is a very involved game, games where you get to wipe out the French ftw!
Not gonna bother with the demo, looks like too much of a time-sink for now, will probably get the full game if its reasonably priced (which Im sure it will be)
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twelveways

11 years ago

Gamershell have it up
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twelveways

11 years ago

Is combat similar to Total War? or is it more like Civ?
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Eurogamer's Top 50 Games of 2006: 10 - 1

twelveways

11 years ago

Not having Medieval 2 in the top ten is a travesty.
Not having it in the top 50 is just inhuman.
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Trauma Centre: Second Opinion

twelveways

11 years ago

"I've played it for a bit, it al seemed like a Flash game. Can't understand the excitement."
Flash games dont use stylus or motion sensors.
People really need to learn that graphics dont make a game...
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Strongholds: Legends

twelveways

12 years ago

Was it the proof readers day off?

not a very in-depth review at all.
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Sid Meier gets steamed up

twelveways

12 years ago

Sequel to Pirates!?
/waits patiently
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EA Warrington studio closed

twelveways

12 years ago

Never even knew they had offices in Warrington, and I lived there most my life... anyone know whereabouts in Warrington it was/is?
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Battlefield 2142 demo

twelveways

12 years ago

I liked it, it looks good and ran very well but its not as good as bf2.
Does anyone else forget which way the walkers legs are pointing? the tilt and wobble effect doesnt help much either...
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Pro Evo 6 dated for 360/PC/PS2

twelveways

12 years ago

Why arent they releasing it on original XBox? Couldnt give a monkeys about fancy graphics and shit like that, I just want the teams and players. If it plays on ps2 then XBox surely wouldnt be hard....
I think its a ploy to get more mugs to splash out on that 360 piece of shit.
wankers.
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Canis Canem Edit

twelveways

12 years ago

PC version?
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Company of Heroes

twelveways

12 years ago

Oblivion got a 10?!?!
If thats anything to go by then this game will probably be wank as well.
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Reservoir Dogs

twelveways

12 years ago

Totally agree. rubbish game, I think a 6 was generous.
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Reservoir Dogs Xbox recalled

twelveways

12 years ago

The game is absolute poo.
As you can imagine, being a movie rip, its very very linear. They dont have the licenses for the voices, apart from Madsen, and the replacement voices sound like, well, computer game voice actors. Gameplay on the pc is horrible, mainly due to having xbox controls.
There are some nice ideas in this game, ordering people around by the point of your gun is quite good fun at first and there is swearing in it but it just doesnt cut the mustard (what a weird expression).
Hopefully Scarface wont be such a big disappointment, but Im not holding my breath...
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Pro Evolution Soccer 6

twelveways

12 years ago

Why isnt it being released on the XBox?
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Molyneux questions sensors

twelveways

12 years ago

Wii ftw

apart from pc of course...
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The Ship

twelveways

12 years ago

I thought it was well worth the money, although I dont play it much now after a month I still occasionally climb aboard for a bit of hunter/killer action.
The feeling of paranoia is felt throughout the game, everyone is watching their back and it can be quite good fun to let someone think that you are hunting them, even more fun to lull your intended victim into a false sense of security and then shoot them in the face with a flare gun when they are least expecting it :)

The graphics arent amazing but they do the job well and ensure you dont need a power rig to play it.
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Bully due in October

twelveways

12 years ago

I think all games should be released for pc regardless of who designs and produces them. We pc gamers are the innocent victims of this console war, Wheres Kofi when you need him?
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twelveways

12 years ago

ps2 exclusive :(
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Medieval II trailers

twelveways

12 years ago

1 & 5 are the same...

Pity theres no battle videos, the campaign map game doesnt realy get me quivering the same way :(
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Hero Online launches

twelveways

12 years ago

Preview looked crapola, level grinding, stupid npcs blah
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Texas Hold 'Em won't be free

twelveways

12 years ago

XBox live is brilliant, who needs millions of free games on the internet when you can pay for (sh)it courtesy of Microsoft. What a fantastic idea to make a poker game you cant gamble on. Im sold.
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