toastmodernist

Superbrothers: Sword & Sworcery EP

toastmodernist

7 years ago

Agreed.

Really wish the word pretensious would die a quick but painful death.
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Slapped Down

toastmodernist

7 years ago

sometimes reading the comments of my fellow peers makes me want to jam a screwdriver deep into my eye socket.
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How Valve Opened Up Portal 2

toastmodernist

7 years ago

Think the whole thing abt it not being cinematic isn't some sort of backlash against hl, more that cinematic is quite a disservice to it.

Cinematic isn't an empty positive term, it's abt relating to or being suggestive of cinema and is used p. much universally in a positive light. Now HL2 has a wonderful narrative and atmosphere and whatnot but the thing that makes it special is an awful lot of this is achieved using techniques which are purely in the realm of videogames. If anything it's an incredible videogamatic experience, if you must.
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Retrospective: John Woo's Stranglehold

toastmodernist

7 years ago

One day someone will point out that retro is not short for retrospective and everyone will listen.

I really wish that day would hurry up.
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Me and WWE

toastmodernist

7 years ago

Oh noes a piece of videogame writing that isn't just a consumer guide. Reach for the pitchforks.
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Sony to Geohot: See you in court

toastmodernist

7 years ago

christ almighty.

There are some idiots on this place.

Really hate the interweb sometimes.
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Face-Off: Mass Effect 2

toastmodernist

7 years ago

There are a lot of idiots that post on the internet.

Some of them post here.

I wish less of them did.
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Gears of War 2

toastmodernist

10 years ago

Can we not just have something along the lines of:

Fable 2 is a great game, Fallout 3 is a great game, Little Big Planet is a great game, Gears of War 2 is a great game.

If you don't like these type of games you won't like them regardless.

lol numbers, lol subjectivity - on a 5 point scale a 9 and a 10 would both be 5, etc. blah.

Both your consoles are very pretty and so are you.

Your mummy loves you.


We could post this, or something similar, at the start of any review of a major game that's very good and maybe y'know actually be able to talk about the game. Maybe?
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Ghostbusters' Ernie Hudson

toastmodernist

10 years ago

lol you can only like a gurls writing if you want to sex her, amirite?

It can't possibly be that she has a flair and wit when dealing with interviews and esp. bad game reviews that the other writers on the site don't seem to have on such a consistent basis.
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Alone in the Dark

toastmodernist

10 years ago

There are people who play videogames for the story and characters?

I guess they play metal gear...
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