thelzdking

Why can't games do sex?

thelzdking

4 years ago

For the same reasons that (99% of the time) films and books can't.
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Video: Why Superman will never have a good game

thelzdking

4 years ago

Because Superman is fucking lame.
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The Bitmap Brothers' 1996 RTS Z hits Steam this week

thelzdking

4 years ago

I got this entire game free on a coverdisc that came with Ultimate PC in the late 1990s, but I could never get it to work. True story.
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Gran Turismo 7 in the works, standard cars set to stay

thelzdking

4 years ago

Crash damage?
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Streets of Rage was much more than a Final Fight clone

thelzdking

4 years ago

It's a terrible shame that they don't make games like this any more.
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The numbers game

thelzdking

4 years ago

Scores are retarded.
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South Park: The Stick of Truth censored in Europe

thelzdking

4 years ago

Fuck.
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GAME to take on CEX with new pre-owned focused stores

thelzdking

4 years ago

Ah, Lincoln! The city where I live. I wondered what a 'Gametronics' was when I was in the town centre the other day.

I have to say that I doubt this development will do anything to change the fact that Lincoln is a godforsaken hellhole.
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Finally! SimCity offline mode confirmed

thelzdking

4 years ago

This is a lesson that all developers should heed.
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SWIV retrospective

thelzdking

5 years ago

Great game. Great game.
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Gran Turismo 6 review

thelzdking

5 years ago

It is difficult to take GT seriously when, even in its sixth iteration, it still doesn't have a proper damage system.
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Eurogamer's Games of the Generation: The top 50

thelzdking

5 years ago

Sega Rally
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F1 2013's multiplayer detailed

thelzdking

5 years ago

Bugs.
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Retrospective: Grand Theft Auto 4

thelzdking

5 years ago

It was largely a joyless slog.

Edit: when I say "joyless slog" I'm referring to the gameplay, not the characters and story.
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F1 2013: An instant classic?

thelzdking

5 years ago

Fair enough, but perhaps fixing a bug-ridden core game should be their top priority.
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Gran Turismo 6 is official, boasts 1200 cars

thelzdking

5 years ago

I'd trade 600 of them for decent crash damage and AI.
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Gran Turismo 5 retrospective

thelzdking

5 years ago

The GT games can't really be taken seriously in this day and age until they sort out some proper crash damage.
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Codies talks multiplayer, next gen and, yes, camera angles for Grid 2

thelzdking

5 years ago

The lack of in-car view is not a good thing, but it's the shoddy job the Codemasters have done on the recent F1 games that will stop me from buying this.
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Grid 2 preview: Storytelling returns to the racing genre

thelzdking

5 years ago

Storytelling in a racing game? Yeah, great...
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Star Wars: The Old Republic re-review

thelzdking

6 years ago

KotOR III KotOR III KotOR III KotOR III KotOR III KotOR III KotOR III KotOR III KotOR III KotOR III KotOR III KotOR III KotOR III KotOR III KotOR III KotOR III KotOR III KotOR III KotOR III KotOR III KotOR III KotOR III KotOR III KotOR III KotOR III KotOR III KotOR III KotOR III KotOR III KotOR III KotOR III KotOR III KotOR III KotOR III KotOR III KotOR III KotOR III KotOR III KotOR III KotOR III KotOR III KotOR III KotOR III KotOR III KotOR III KotOR III KotOR III KotOR III KotOR III KotOR III KotOR III KotOR III KotOR III KotOR III KotOR III KotOR III KotOR III KotOR III KotOR III KotOR III KotOR III KotOR III KotOR III KotOR III KotOR III KotOR III KotOR III KotOR III KotOR III KotOR III KotOR III KotOR III KotOR III KotOR III KotOR III KotOR III KotOR III KotOR III KotOR III KotOR III

Please.
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F1 Race Stars review

thelzdking

6 years ago

Pointless pish.
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F1 2012 review

thelzdking

6 years ago

Bugs?
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Star Trek Preview: "It's like someone spliced Metroid Prime into my Uncharted"

thelzdking

6 years ago

NEW STAR TREK GAME! YES!

Oh, it's new Star Trek.

Sounds like it might be all right anyway.
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Codemasters responds to criticism about loss of in-car view in Grid 2

thelzdking

6 years ago

It's a commercial decision, pure and simple; there'll be no improvements relative to whatever resources are saved by not having an in-car camera.

Presumably Codemasters predict that the amount of money saved by not including the in-car view will be greater than the amount they will lose through sales lost to gamers for whom this is a make or break issue.
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Star Trek: Infinite Space cancelled

thelzdking

6 years ago

Gutted. I guess Star Trek: Online going free killed it. And anyone who thinks Voyager was better then DS9 must be crazy.

The only Star Trek game I really want is a new Birth of the Federation.
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Grid 2 Preview: No Assists Please, We're British

thelzdking

6 years ago

No in-car view means no sale!
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F1 2012 Preview: Title Challenge

thelzdking

6 years ago

Unprecedented bugginess ahoy!
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The future of Total War

thelzdking

6 years ago

Well, duh!
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KOTOR Bundle Pack coming to PC

thelzdking

6 years ago

KoTOR II is unfinished, but is far superior to the original in terms of story and characters.
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Star Wars: The Old Republic dev "looking at free-to-play"

thelzdking

6 years ago

KOTOR III or GTFO.
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10-year-long Civilisation 2 game offers grim outlook for mankind

thelzdking

6 years ago

That's awesome!
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F1 2012 screenshots showcase Austin track

thelzdking

6 years ago

I'm looking forward to seeing what kind of new bugs they can implement this time round.
1 1

The Big GAME Shutdown: An Insider's Account

thelzdking

6 years ago

@Lexx87

It definitely does.
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F1 2012 Preview: Staying on Track

thelzdking

6 years ago

Bugs, bugs, bugs.
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GAME Ireland staff launch sit-in protest over redundancies

thelzdking

6 years ago

If I were a Game employee then for the last couple of weeks I would've been making plans to 'relieve' my store of some of its stock in the case that my wages or redundancy didn't get paid.
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Codemasters unveils F1 2012

thelzdking

6 years ago

Hopefully they'll finish making the game before releasing it this year.
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Codemasters confirms F1 console, mobile, online plans

thelzdking

6 years ago

I wonder what bugs they'll come up with this time?
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Syndicate Review

thelzdking

6 years ago

This doesn't sound like Syndicate.
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Namco Bandai to publish new Star Trek title

thelzdking

6 years ago

Birth of the Federation 2 or don't bother.
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F1 Online beta registration launches

thelzdking

7 years ago

At least they're testing this one.
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Starbreeze defends new Syndicate FPS

thelzdking

7 years ago

Games are defined by their genre as well as their setting. In that sense this is Syndicate in name only.
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BioWare: SW:TOR to last for "decades"

thelzdking

7 years ago

New single-player KotOR please.
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Duke Nukem Forever

thelzdking

7 years ago

Shake it baby!
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Starbreeze Syndicate script leaked?

thelzdking

7 years ago

Sigh.
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Retrospective: The Acorn Archimedes

thelzdking

7 years ago

Shooting bubbles? Pang, perhaps?
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Games of 2010: F1 2010

thelzdking

8 years ago

Good, but highly flawed.
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Acti insists Tony Hawk is still relevant

thelzdking

8 years ago

Everything after the second game amounted to gilding a lily anyway.
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Star Wars: TOR is a "10 year opportunity"

thelzdking

8 years ago

In the intervening ten years can you make a proper KotOR III, please?
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Are pre-owned sales killing gaming?

thelzdking

8 years ago

@FuzzyDuck

That's the general attitude of a lot of EGers - on the forum I've found myself reading through threads where moronic posters seem to think that anyone who is not middle class is a "chav".
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Play GT5 on PC "early next year"

thelzdking

8 years ago

EG can fuck off if it's going to use cuntish techniques like this.
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