souljah

Call of Duty: Ghosts runs at 1080p and 60fps on Xbox One and PS4

souljah

5 years ago

"Enemy patrol approaching from the west. Do not engage ....FENTON .... OH JESUS CHRIST"
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Blowing on NES cartridges was actually bad for them

souljah

6 years ago

@Ranger101 And the power block had to be as far from the tape player as possible!
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souljah

6 years ago

Next week on EG: Leaving the room while C64 games load from tape had no effect on probability of success.
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Will Bohemia help Dean "Rocket" Hall build a standalone DayZ game or not?

souljah

6 years ago

@golem09 Must be terrible to be "made" buy things. Do you stand at the checkout at Tesco and shout at the staff for making you buy the freshly squeezed orange juice and not the concentrated stuff?
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Preparing your PC for Battlefield 3

souljah

7 years ago

What about the OS? Won't you need to re-install if you change motherboard or CPU?
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Retrospective: All hail the BBC Micro

souljah

8 years ago

*walks in with commodore flag*

Ahh, wrong revolution. Pardon me.

Edit: Tim "Jesus" Tyler should really give that keyboard of his a wipe down now and again.
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There's no place like Homeworld

souljah

8 years ago

The return from the test and the sight of the planet being destroyed with Adagio being played in the background was probablythe first time a game brought out an emotional response in me.

I had to go punch a cat afterwards.
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Kane & Lynch 2: Dog Days

souljah

8 years ago

Ok, IO.

Now you have that shite out of your system, Freedom Fighters 2 or Hitman 5 pretty please.
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Best of the iPad

souljah

8 years ago

I think I'll wait for it to be jailbroken.
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Kane & Lynch 2: Dog Days

souljah

8 years ago

Kane & Lynch blah blah blah.

Hitman please, IO. It's been too long.
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Kane & Lynch 2: Dog Days

souljah

8 years ago

Hitman game please, IO.
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Fight Night Round 4

souljah

9 years ago

I want more damage. I found it strangely satisfying to be laid into at the weigh-in, only to punch the shit out of the guy over 7 or 8 rounds, but not knocking him out.

Just a pity the damage model was pretty unspectacular.
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Bastard of the Old Republic

souljah

9 years ago

Great article!!
I still have fond memories of roaming around the refugee camps in Deux Ex, slaughtering young and old.
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50 Cent 2 not set in Middle East

souljah

10 years ago

"Why are they being so cagey? This is only going to appeal to 15 year old Americans, so just call it 50 Cent: Raghead Shooting Gallery and be done with it."

Julian Widdows: "50 Cent: Raghead Shooting Gallery is not about shooting just arabs, rather it will be the wholesale slaughter of a pastiche of different types of ragheads; including arabs, persians, sikhs and other assorted rag headed peoples of this world."
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Haze

souljah

10 years ago

What a strange idea. Surely if the Mantel guys can't see dead bodies or blood through their headgear then they would be constantly tripping over corpses and slipping on blood pools?

This whole "death feigning" idea just sounds a bit daft.
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Gervais to make jokes in GTA IV

souljah

10 years ago

Please be killable, please be killable, please be killable.......
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EVE Online

souljah

10 years ago

@KOS

:D

I actually had the urge to re-download the client after reading that. I always do after reading every EVE article - until I realise that I'd probably have to find somewhere else to live if my GF caught me!
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Eve Online could last 50 years

souljah

10 years ago

Stop that, agparrot! Stop that right now!


/gets cravings for crusader ganks
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Three Strikes And You're Out

souljah

10 years ago

I used to love this game. Had no mega-drive so had to rent one from the local video store, only the only controller was broken so had to use a spoon for one of the buttons.

Alas, my rose tinted glasses were smashed a number of years ago.
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Conflict: Denied Ops

souljah

10 years ago

The S, the U, the P the E the R, Super Sharp Shooter Shooter"


Damn, I've got it stuck now!

"Super sharp shooter shooting super super super sharp shots"
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Dark Sector

souljah

11 years ago

noirishness?

What next, nodogness?
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EverQuest I and II expand

souljah

11 years ago

Ridable dog?

Where do I sign up???
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Company of Heroes: Opposing Fronts

souljah

11 years ago

Opposing Fronts Fronts?

I think you're fronting a bit too much there!

:)
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Fatal Inertia

souljah

11 years ago

Ohhh, looks promising.
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BioShock

souljah

11 years ago

So, it's an ok game then?

Time to dust off the 360. Was on the verge of selling it as nothing out or on the way really grabbed me but looks like thats going to change.
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Hour of Victory dated

souljah

11 years ago

I'd rather listen to the darkness!
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EndWar is voice activated

souljah

11 years ago

I felt like I had been caught masturbating wearing ladies underwear and with an orange in my mouth when my girlfriend came home from work to find me shouting into my newly purchased SOCOM headset.

To this day, I can't speak to anyone on Live when she's in the room.
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Sony to conduct internal inquiry following dead goat incident

souljah

11 years ago

Sony really have to make a go-at of improving their PR machine.
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PS3 not selling out would be good - Reeves

souljah

11 years ago

"It's rather like taking a bottle of soda water and we've shaken it so hard over the last six months that when we take the cork off, it's just going to explode" he explained (probably wanking expressively).
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S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow Of Chernobyl

souljah

11 years ago

Duke Nukem review tomorrow?
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Rockstar signs Euphoria engine

souljah

11 years ago

Well, after looking at a few demos of eurphoria, I can say I am quite bloody looking forward to this now.
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Wing Commander for XBLA

souljah

11 years ago

Some screenshots


Looks good.
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Virtua Tennis 3

souljah

11 years ago

Airwolf! \o/
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Penumbra: Overture

souljah

11 years ago

Conservative party - invades Iraq - not like Myst

- Eurogamer
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Pope has pop at videogames

souljah

11 years ago

"see Atheism is a religion with its own 'beliefs'"

Atheism is to religion, as baldness is to hair colour.
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souljah

11 years ago

"It's a shame that nobody here in the end commented the word of the Pope statement but the first poster. I think this whole matter could have raised a few questions and an intelligent and constructive discussion. Seems it was not the case... "

There has been umpteen intelligent and constructive discussions on this matter on this very site, the consensus being that it is ultimatly the parents responsibility to ensure that their child is viewing or playing material that is suitable for their age. So what new questions can be raised from this statement from the Gucci-wearing representative of Christ on earth?
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souljah

11 years ago

"How could one explain this 'entertainment' to the countless innocent young people who actually suffer violence, exploitation and abuse?" the pontiff continued.

I don't know.
How would you explain a Christian Brothers education to the countless innocent young people who have suffered violence, exploitation and abuse?
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Vanguard: Saga of Heroes

souljah

11 years ago

"what is the most "finished" race and class starting area? "

The 2006 London Marathon is well finished. Starting area was near Greenwich Park.
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souljah

11 years ago

^^ this ^^
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Wings Over Europe

souljah

12 years ago

\o/

Fantastic review. One of the most imaginative I've seen yet. :)
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Superman Returns

souljah

12 years ago

The demo was alright. I was thinking "ahhh, these robots are fucking annoying and the controls are really shit, but as soon as the big city is opened up, things should improve"

Obviously not.
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Measure success in '07 - Gates

souljah

12 years ago

Unfortunate use of the work "brick", given thats what some people were left with after the last update.
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Xbox TV stuff to span globe

souljah

12 years ago

Cheers AFX, but in the link I posted, the actual internal SATA drive inside the casing is replaced with a larger drive.

Just wondering if anyone knows if it is indeed feasible?

http://360.xbox-hq.com/xbox-tutorials-17.html
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souljah

12 years ago

Anyone know if this works?
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Halo review

souljah

12 years ago

First!
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Gears of War

souljah

12 years ago

DUCK AND COVER!!!!
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Eragon demo on Xbox Live

souljah

12 years ago

/bets fiver on 200+ comments
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