mystic_mick

Xbox sales triple after UK price cut

mystic_mick

14 years ago

The Xbox is about to take off and rule the planet, just think of the impact the Xbox would have made, if it had been launched at £99. This is great news, I can see Nintendo pulling out of Europe all together now, he, he. The Gaycube is no more, no more kiddie games, just lots and lots of FPS and driving games, oh and of course Fable. I can see the Xbox outselling the PS2 before the launch of the next gen machines, yes a 100 million Xboxes around the world before 2006. Europe won't see the Nintendo DS or the Revolution, Nintendo you have been evicted, you are the weakest link, goodbye.
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Viewtiful Joe

mystic_mick

14 years ago

As I look into my crystal ball I can see Nintendo fanbois crying. " Viewtiful Joe for the PS2 is only £19.99 rrp while on the Cube it was £39.99 when it was released. " " There's a conspiracy against Nintendo!!! " I hear them cry. " If VJ was an ex PS2 only game released on the Cube, then it would be a full price game. " They'll be whinging. Children, children stop crying and get yourself a grown-ups console, just throw away those silly lickle purple boxes.
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mystic_mick

14 years ago

I bet, no sorry i foresee the PS2 version of Viewtiful Joe out selling the Cube version within a week.
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The Bluffer's Guide To GameCube Cult Classics

mystic_mick

14 years ago

The Xbox has much better games than this load of kiddie crap. Even the PS2 version of Viewtiful Joe is better that the cubes.
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Bill Gates interested in buying Nintendo

mystic_mick

14 years ago

Is he drunk? Bill listen nobody else is.
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Nintendo DS Japanese game list translated

mystic_mick

14 years ago

Why is it because I gave my N64 away to the church jumble sale everybody is saying the same thing?
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mystic_mick

14 years ago

I gave my N64 to the church jumble sale the other week, so there's no-way i'll pay good money for the handheld version. Sony has conquered all of Nintendo's markets apart from the mobile gaming one, which won't be long. PSP versus DS isn't going to be a battle, but more of a war between a superpower and a peasant revolt. I predict the PSP to be Sony's new Walkman.
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mystic_mick

14 years ago

This list only makes me want the PSP more and more. The DS is a kids handheld with a two screen gimmick. The PSP will be the 18-30 handheld gamers choice. Nintendo has had a competition free honeymoon in the handheld market for a long time. The DS is the final nail or possibly the lenght of rope that they needed.
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Eidos announces CM5 for PS2 and Xbox

mystic_mick

14 years ago

I love my Xbox, but after the last CM outing on the console, i'll stick with the PC version thank you very much.
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Nintendo cautious on PS3 announcement, Revolution prepares for war

mystic_mick

14 years ago

If Nintendo have great games, then why isn't the console selling? What I class as great games are Ninja Gaiden, GTA Vice City, Halo. None of which have been release on Nintendo's current console. And aren't likely to be released on future Nintendo hardware either.

Nintendo will never get rid of it's kiddie image, which is a handicap when looking for 3rd party support and expecting adults to play their games. Nintendo belong in the past and Miyamoto should be a God in Retro-Heaven. I feel it's time for Nintendo to step down whilst they still have a little credibility left. I feel the next episode of console wars will be a very dirty affair, which will result in the death of Nintendo.

Give up now gracefully Nintendo before it's too late.
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mystic_mick

14 years ago

Nintendo are DOOMED, as pimaybe has already said, they can hardly keep their heads above water in this generation of hardware. What will be the revolution? Another stupid connectivity heap of shite, with the GBA Next. In Nintendo's defence, I'd say why release stuff in Europe if no fukka buys it?
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PlayStation 3 to be unveiled at E3 2005

mystic_mick

14 years ago

Cheap and chatty, are the componenents in the Ps2, whether Sony do the same with the Ps3, we'll have to wait and see. I know very little about Sony's Cell Technology, but I do know Sony's consoles, DO have a sell technology.
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Xbox 2 to be announced at X04?

mystic_mick

14 years ago

I can't wait for the Xbox 2, it's going to be the bestest console ever.
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DRIV3R

mystic_mick

15 years ago

You see there's two paths a reviewer can take, one is their honest opinion approach, which I think Kirstan did, or the lets focus on the good points type of review and Polyfill over the cracks.

I've played about 5 hours on and off in-between going out drinking, watching football and all. The game reminds me a little of True Crime, which promised so much and delivered little. Also there's a hint of Rebel Strike in the sense that, that game also looked hurried and unfinished and didn't live up to the hype.

Driver 3 is flawed but still playable....Just.
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mystic_mick

15 years ago

Well I picked this game up last weekend, yes there's bugs in it, but I'm not lying when I say I've enjoyed some parts. 3/10 sounds harsh, but if it was an EA title, then their slogan would be right " It's in the game! " thats the score that is.. The review scores seem to reflect everyones disappointment that the game could and should of been, 'Game of the Year' it had all the ingredients to do so.
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Resident Evil 4

mystic_mick

15 years ago

Nakaludo Wrote:
(1) I like bubblewraps, they're full of poppy goodness.
(2) Santa is coming this week!
(3) Some people can type with their dicks but why bother when you have a 4x4 roadster?

Hey, typing random useless shit that just popped up in my head, and making a list out of it is hella fun! Thanks for showing me how, Mystic Meg!


Get medical help before it's too late.
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