jablonski

Gravity Rush 2 demo out tonight

jablonski

1 year ago

First
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We've added a new article recommendation system to Eurogamer

jablonski

1 year ago

you have the comm, surely?
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See how Majora's Mask 3D alters a boss fight

jablonski

3 years ago

"Swimming has changed. Here's how."

EG's most clickbait inspired headline ever!
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Man's basic invention levels Destiny character while he sleeps

jablonski

3 years ago

"Man's..."

That's your article title?


If you meant 'mankind', then I take it back
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Games of 2014: Threes

jablonski

3 years ago

After all this time, you don't still live in shitty Croydon do you?

I did my sentence. Never ever going back.
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Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker review

jablonski

3 years ago

Had a feeling this was getting a 10 no matter what.
Quite glad EG didn't feel the need to.
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The Witcher 3 will have a second playable character

jablonski

3 years ago

Probably easier on your typing fingers if you apologise when you get something right, Jeffy.
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Editor's blog: Introducing the columnists

jablonski

3 years ago

Good luck to the new writers - love reading the Saturday articles on EG.

Off to a pretty poor start with the GTA one today though, it's all over the place.
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Sunset Overdrive's Plague Bomb makes enemies puke to death

jablonski

3 years ago

How is it free for season pass owners. The season pass costs money right?
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Video game price rises spark UK inflation bump

jablonski

3 years ago

Games seem to be almost unique as a product in that they are heavily discounted, without fail, 2 or 3 months after release.
If you can ignore the hype, you can comfortably pay no more than 20 for pretty much everything a couple of months down the line.

I really don't know why people can't wait a bit.
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We cannot let this become gaming culture

jablonski

4 years ago

Oh Eurogamer, do get off your soapbox.
Just review games.
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Ex-BioShock devs launch Kickstarter for surreal mystery The Black Glove

jablonski

4 years ago

JEFF, ARE YOU CAPABLE OF WRITING REAL NEWS?

You are an automated kickstarter feed.
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DriveClub review

jablonski

4 years ago

" increasingly obscure 1989 Kevin Costner film Field of Dreams"

How in the fuck is Field of Dreams obscure?

And I'm meant to take your opinion seriously?
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Video: Do you want to see Alien: Isolation's Blade Runner easter egg?

jablonski

4 years ago

Nice.
Although a few clips with game sound would have sufficed, rather than the hospital radio DJ and his trolling views on Ridley Scott.
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EGX 2014: Game of the Show

jablonski

4 years ago

They had games at the 'Queue Expo'?
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Face-Off: Destiny

jablonski

4 years ago

How about just reviewing the game, instead of publishing a billion other articles about it
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iPhone 6 and Apple Watch revealed

jablonski

4 years ago

Hmmm, I don't really think this is going to work for most people.
Watch design is a very personal thing.
Phones, MP3s and tablets are hidden away - they're not really a personal fashion statement.

I think the cool kids who buy Apple are not going to want to look like literally everyone else.
And it's quite an imposing design.
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Halo review

jablonski

4 years ago

@MrTomFTW

Who is still here from those comments 13 years ago? Binky?
Anyone else?
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Leading creators back latest Tropes vs Women video

jablonski

4 years ago

I'm aware of that site.
But the simple fact is people are misusing the word trope.
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jablonski

4 years ago

Motherfucker learn what trope means.

ITS A FUCKING LITERARY TERM, IT CANNOT BE APPLIED TO GAMES, FILMS OR TELEVISION
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Why Silent Hill 2 is still the most disturbing game ever made

jablonski

4 years ago

Do you think there could be one Eurogamer article that doesn't use the word 'tropes'?

(or at least, use it correctly?)
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Devolver Digital and indie devs help finance failing GaymerX convention

jablonski

4 years ago

@spamdangled

Last year was like the last chopper out of Saigon.
It was a disgrace
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jablonski

4 years ago

@spamdangled

Let me put it another way.
They sell way too many tickets - the queues are fucking ridiculous.

If they don't make their money from tickets, then I'd quite like if they didn't sell so many.
It's put me off going this year.
Last year was a joke.
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jablonski

4 years ago

You better see if you can get the worlds entire population in this time.
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jablonski

4 years ago

@rauper

But the last time I went, it seemed you had half the population of the world on the EGX showfloor - the queues testified to that. How could you not be making money from tickets?
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jablonski

4 years ago

I knew this would have something to do with Kickstarter!

Jeff wouldn't post a non-kickstarter story - he just wouldn't do that to us!
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Burglary bungled after being transmitted over Xbox Live voice chat

jablonski

4 years ago

"packing heat"

By heat, we means guns? In Eastbourne?
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Microsoft is heavily discounting Titanfall and more this week

jablonski

4 years ago

@Twisted_Firestarter

Did you just get in to games yesterday?
17 4

The sickening side of the Steam summer sale

jablonski

4 years ago

@ubergine

Have to agree.
Read for a while, it's hasn't actually revealed what's it's about yet.
Skimmed further, still no answers, read closing paragraph none the wiser.
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Editor's blog: I am sexist

jablonski

4 years ago

Get this fucking bee out of your bonnet or I (and many others) will stop coming here as our gaming outlet
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Assassin's Creed Unity is a backward step for progressive games

jablonski

4 years ago

Oh shut the fuck up Eurogamer.
Sick of you getting on your high horse all the time about this kind of thing.
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Get Messi on loan in your Ultimate Team in FIFA 15

jablonski

4 years ago

A pre-order incentive that is something I can't really use, then this useless thing gets taken back anyway?

That isn't an incentive.
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Video: Far Cry 4's first story details leak

jablonski

4 years ago

Got to agree I much prefer proper articles, not videos unless it is a trailer or something.

I want to scan the info at my pace, I don't need it drip fed after sitting through ads and logos
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Wolfenstein: The New Order review

jablonski

4 years ago

@cruzkit

"Is he Jewish?"

You idiot.
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jablonski

4 years ago

@MrTomFTW

People are clearly annoyed the reviewer is not actually reviewing the game for the most part. See my comment a little further up for clarification.
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jablonski

4 years ago

Seems to be this game is scoring low because the reviewer is rejecting it due to liberal sensibilities.

Just like when EG sees any kind of sexism in a game, they jump off the deep-end and punish the game for it.

Dropping names like Hemmingway and Vonnegut into the first para of a Wolfenstien review won't do you any favours - as someone mentioned, it's incredibly pretentious.

Know your audience. Your reviewing an action FPS video game, not an aria.

For what it's worth, I won't be playing it because, yes, it does sound hugely exploitative and in bad taste - but in a liberal society there is room for a product like this if someone wants to pay for it.
I certainly wouldn't let my politics and lofty self importance colour my review of it.
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The worst World War 2 history lessons games ever taught us

jablonski

4 years ago

I come here to read, not watch, bitchez!
4 12

Mario Kart 8 review

jablonski

4 years ago

Couldn't be happier!

Glad I held onto my Wii U for this!
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Starbound dev is helping crowdfunded RPG Heart Forth, Alicia come to fruition

jablonski

4 years ago

Hello Jeff
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Rockstar has something next-gen coming by Q1 2015

jablonski

4 years ago

"mega popular sci-fi extravaganza"

Journalism
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Confirmed: Watch Dogs PS4 900p, Xbox One 792p, both 30fps

jablonski

4 years ago

@karaokequeen3

No, early days was finding out 360 and PS3 were not 1080p HD.

That was 9 years ago.
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The 7th Guest 3 launches a crowdfunding campaign

jablonski

4 years ago

@DreadedWalrus

Well I did say yesterday it's always the first or second one.
Don't know how he gets away with it every day!
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jablonski

4 years ago

Surprise surprise - Jeff's first story of the day is another crowd funding article!
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Kickstarter's POW adventure game The Breakout now has a free demo

jablonski

4 years ago

Serious question - why does a game that is already at playable demo stage need Kickstarter funding?

Why not just finish it and sell it?
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Renegade Kid teases a "new experimental 2D game for 3DS"

jablonski

4 years ago

@riceNpea

Well it was. Satirical
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jablonski

4 years ago

@DreadedWalrus

Jeff's first or second story of the day is always about Kickstarter in some form. It's pretty lazy
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jablonski

4 years ago

Jeff's shift must have started, it's a Kickstarter story!
7 4

Harmonix launches Kickstarter for a new Amplitude game

jablonski

4 years ago

Hi Jeff, thanks for posting a Kickstarter article!
I don't think you've ever done that before!
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Paul W.S. Anderson is making another Resident Evil movie

jablonski

4 years ago

Jovovich is well passed her sell-by-date. But as she's married to the director there's little chance of her getting the boot
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That ET Atari game really was buried in New Mexico

jablonski

4 years ago

How is this an urban legend? It was well documented at the time
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