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eFootball's early autumn launch "basically a demo", Konami says

gizzaciggy

4 weeks ago

I am optimistic about this. Just like every year and then my pants get pulled down, but then I find myself playing it anyway (pants around my ankles).
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Goldlewis Dickinson is the first Guilty Gear Strive DLC character

gizzaciggy

1 month ago

Goldick Lewinson in the hizzouse!
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Contra Returns!

gizzaciggy

2 months ago

"But" always springs an image of a phone and me crying holding a puppy who is licking the screen and weeing on my lap.
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Konami quietly launches a PES 2022 demo

gizzaciggy

2 months ago

This better be 2020 assest running on the new engine, but sole purpose is network performance testing. I was hoping to see 2022 flaunt some next-gen eye candy. Holding hands with you all hoping that the 21st announcement will put to bed my initial fears.
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Advance Wars 1+2 remakes announced for Switch

gizzaciggy

3 months ago

New 2D Metroid and a remake of Advance Wars! This was a successful Nintendo Direct. I'll take it.
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Rainbow Six Extraction launches September

gizzaciggy

3 months ago

Getting heavy Haze vibes
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Sony growing Astro's PlayRoom developer Team Asobi

gizzaciggy

3 months ago

@benfresh76 The last boss!
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gizzaciggy

3 months ago

@benfresh76 Ah man, Astro's Playroom is a marvelous historical tribute as well as an absolute wonderful game. An enjoyable Platinum trophy too. Looking forward to the studio's next offering.
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Konami nabs Atalanta exclusive for PES from next season

gizzaciggy

3 months ago

One step at a time, Konami. By 2109 FIFA will be called FIFU and I will be giggling in my coffin.
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PES 2021 won't get updated national team squads until Euro 2020 hits the knockout stage

gizzaciggy

3 months ago

Holding hands with everyone here hoping that PES2022 is a banger.
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Crysis Remastered gets upgraded for Xbox Series X/S and PlayStation 5

gizzaciggy

5 months ago

this is currently Ł13.74 on PS Store.
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Skyrim, Fallout 4 and more Bethesda games set for FPS boost on Xbox Series X and S

gizzaciggy

6 months ago

Hey, you. You’re finally awake. You were trying to cross the border,
right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush in 30fps, same as us, and that
thief over there. Well guess what...?
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Music Week: When music makes a game (or why I love Zuntata)

gizzaciggy

6 months ago

Visionnerz. What a track that is.

Kind regards

Daddy Mulk
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Microsoft confirms "some" Bethesda games will be full Xbox and PC exclusive

gizzaciggy

6 months ago

@StingingVelvet it was actually a legit comment. I'll get over the dislikes.
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gizzaciggy

6 months ago

@StingingVelvet wow people seem really cut up about this deal. It's dog eat dog out there, I'm afraid. I can settle for a non-RT, lower resolution version. No problem. Best of both, just like the bread. Cheers thanks.
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gizzaciggy

6 months ago

I knew getting a Series S (and a PS5) was a really good idea. I feel smug, snug and here's a hug.
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Doom 3 VR Edition announced for PlayStation VR

gizzaciggy

6 months ago

I'll happily crap my pants playing this.
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Aliens: Fireteam is a co-op third-person shooter out summer 2021

gizzaciggy

6 months ago

Stop your grinnin' and drop your linen!
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Looks like Street Fighter is coming to Fortnite

gizzaciggy

6 months ago

@GumboVariations this guy gets it *high five
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gizzaciggy

6 months ago

NO!
GOD! PLEASE
NO!!!
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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The Champions League will be exclusive to EA's FIFA series for years to come

gizzaciggy

7 months ago

@riceNpea This is true. It's exactly what I do. Is it still not possible on Xbox?
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gizzaciggy

7 months ago

We have to be strong, myself included, getting drawn in by the licenses. Yeah, I like my team in it's kit and seeing all the official logos and that, but every year I'm coming away from FIFA feeling let down by its gameplay. PES isn't perfect, but it feels like a football game, and you sense they're focused on that. FIFA is pretty pong. Matches are silly goal fests online. It feels like a video game more than it should. Everyone buy PES, support it, see past the Merseyside Red, Man Blue etc. For the greater good.
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Final Fantasy 12 headlines Xbox Game Pass February lineup

gizzaciggy

7 months ago

This is my kind of Game Pass game. FF12 is lovely. With it's dotted arcs and maths circles in combat. Love it.
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Microsoft tried to buy Nintendo 20 years ago "but they just laughed their asses off"

gizzaciggy

8 months ago

@gizzaciggy c'mon guys. That's the music at the end of that Rock and Bill Gates video above. No? oh okay.
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gizzaciggy

8 months ago

Musical sigh* "The Rock says... The Rock... The Rock-rock... The Rock says" *Musical sigh* Musical sigh*
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The best launch titles ever: Ridge Racer on PlayStation

gizzaciggy

9 months ago

I used to come home from school to find the PS memory card stood up on the mantle piece. It meant one thing... my brother had set a new lap record and this meant I was up all night with him smirking at me until I can leave out the memory card for him.

Please bring this game back Bluepoint Games :D
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Football Manager 2021 review - a world-beating sim, better than ever

gizzaciggy

9 months ago

I'm pretty new to FM and just wondered how you guys approach a playthrough. I was thinking staying in the championship, try to do well enough to eventually get noticed by my beloved prem team (Liverpool). Is this something that can happen? How do you start the game?
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Sackboy: A Big Adventure review - a gentle, charming and imaginative platformer

gizzaciggy

9 months ago

Dear Sackboy, sorry I doubted you. I must admit, I did find your last games a bit too laborious for me. But boy, your new adventure looks a lot of fun. I'm deffo gonna get it. Cheers you little knitted sack of huggle stuff.
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Yakuza producer would "like to get involved" in a Sonic the Hedgehog game

gizzaciggy

10 months ago

Ah jeez. Mr Libido's crotch will be swinging in front of Sonic's nose :(
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Bugsnax review - a fascinating spin on creature collecting

gizzaciggy

10 months ago

Kinda bug and kinda snack
Try to catch 'em in your trap
Feed somebody and you'll see
We are whatever we eat
Find 'em hiding in the sand
Tearing up a ketchup patch
Come to Snaktooth Island and
Discover its Bugsnax
Oh-oo-oh
It's Bugsnax
Oh-oo-oh
Talkin' 'bout Bugsnax
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PlayStation 5 review: welcome to the next generation

gizzaciggy

10 months ago

Regardless of being a powerful console, I feel like Sony have really thought about what gamers want and even what they didn't realise they needed. The controller sounds great and this excites me more than the sheer power these new consoles will lugging about. Little extra touches made to fit with the times such as integrated tip videos and all the other social aspects (turn them off if you don't want, of course). The fast loading, BC, and graphical prowess is the icing on the cake. Can't wait to dig into Demon's Souls, Astrobot and Miles Morales.

It's all good as I have a Series S with GamePass coming too. Lockdown never felt so good ;)
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Astro's Playroom review - a uniquely tactile platformer that's the beating heart of PS5

gizzaciggy

10 months ago

How is the 3D audio? This is something I'm very interested to hear about.
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The Demon's Souls remake won't be introducing new difficulty levels

gizzaciggy

10 months ago

When that theme music kicked in... I felt a tear of joy materialize.
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Bugsnax will be free for PlayStation Plus subscribers next month

gizzaciggy

10 months ago

Kinda bug and kinda snack
Try to catch 'em in your trap
Feed somebody and you'll see
We are whatever we eat
Find 'em hiding in the sand
Tearing up a ketchup patch
Come to Snaktooth Island and
Discover its Bugsnax
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Mario Kart Live: Home Circuit launches today and it's getting in the way of people's cats

gizzaciggy

11 months ago

super miaow kat
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Will The Elder Scrolls 6 launch on PS5? Welcome to the Eurogamer next-gen news cast!

gizzaciggy

11 months ago

@wyp100 oh you tease!
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gizzaciggy

11 months ago

Wesley, you never said what next-gen console you were going to get.
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You can carry Spider-Cat around in your backpack in Spider-Man: Miles Morales

gizzaciggy

11 months ago

Bagpuss
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Hotshot Racing review - knockabout arcade racing fun

gizzaciggy

12 months ago

My blue skies just turned grey and sadness.
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As Konami hopes to avoid past console transition mistakes, PES 2022 is under pressure to deliver

gizzaciggy

1 year ago

@riceNpea I do the option file stuff on my PS4 yeah. That's great and thank goodness for that. I'm talking about these days when you follow your favourite games on social media and the advertising that the PES team are kinda forced to go with i.e. going to individual clubs. So when you're on Twitter and you see an update for PES and you get excited (a teeny bit) and you see it's another update of Man Utd legends again! As a PES and LFC fan, it grates a little. Maybe I'm being petty. I just wish that my fave footy game took a more world football stance when advertising. I dunno.
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gizzaciggy

1 year ago

CLub editions are nice, but when your club isn't featured, it's a bit of a turn off. I'm a PES fan and also a Liverpool fan and when I see a big Man Utd badge on the box posted on PES Twitter account and then. the PES team at Old Trafford getting pics with the team, I feel some sads. Then there's big Virge standing tall on FIFA front cover. I know, it's just cosmetics, but still, this does sit in your mind. Now I will get the update no doubt, but a lot will follow the clubs and players on the covers, regardless of which game may play the best - they may never know because they never tried or can't block out the rival team advertising. It's a sorry state. Especially for my beloved PES having to scrounge for each club individually. In an ideal world, it would be great to have the licesned shared and have the quality of the game on the pitch do the talking.
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Braid is getting an Anniversary Edition with redrawn art and a developer commentary

gizzaciggy

1 year ago

Mr Braid's face always reminds me of Kevin Keegan.

Still, I'm up for this. Interested to hear the dev commentary.
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Looks like Cuphead is coming to PlayStation 4

gizzaciggy

1 year ago

I drink Emma started it.
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gizzaciggy

1 year ago

This cup be the saucer game I've been waiting straw.
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COD Modern Warfare 2 Campaign Remastered headlines August PlayStation Plus games

gizzaciggy

1 year ago

Woah. I was planning to buy Fall Guys when it was due to drop on the 4th! Me and the kids are gonna be takeshi-ing it up and lolling all night long. All niiight. All night long! (Alright Lionel!)
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Sega reveals Phantasy Star Online 2: New Genesis for PC and Xbox

gizzaciggy

1 year ago

@mattshark the lack of English language version is the deal breaker there. However I did import it for DS in the past, but yeah can't be arsed with that now.
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gizzaciggy

1 year ago

Can we just have this on PlayStation already, geez! I wanna a play it with friends, but my friends don't have a blooming xbox.
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Roblox now played by over half of US kids

gizzaciggy

1 year ago

@SwedBear oh goodness yes. I've heard my kids saying "I'll be the mum and I will adopt you" :)

As a platform for learning how games work, it's really good. There's the drag and drop assets and testing function, which is so easy for even my 6 year old to grasp. I even did a class with my 3 kids as part of home schooling where we made an obstacle course "an obby", but we learned that you attach a bit of code to objects to give them collision detection. It may have been a bit too much for them to grasp, but I think they now know that to get games to work you need to delve into a bit of code. Maybe in a future IT lesson in real school they wil come across something similar and remember my collision detection class and go "oh Ive seen this before".
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gizzaciggy

1 year ago

My kids loving running around as Peppa Pig with a knife trying to kill everyone else in Roblox.
There are some decent life lesson games in there as well though. They love the one where you work at a pizza place, making orders, deliver pizzas on time, but that's not all. You earn a wage and use the money to buy and upgrade your home!
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Ghost of Tsushima physical sales beat last year's Days Gone

gizzaciggy

1 year ago

This game allows me to explore graceful beauty whilst fighting with grace and beauty. Oh and behaving like a **** house at times. Sorry uncle! *bows.
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