elstoof

Atlus confirms Shin Megami Tensei 5 is coming to Switch in the west

elstoof

5 months ago

@spamdangled the last one was on 3DS, so not the most surprising coup
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Meet the man with 1200 Platinum trophies

elstoof

12 months ago

The only financial based job I know of that let's you play games when you're bored is behind the counter at Ladbrokes
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Inside the cruellest RollerCoaster Tycoon park ever created

elstoof

1 year ago

This is the reason why the robots will rise and enslave us all
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UK online shop says it will honour 198.50 Nintendo Switch pre-orders

elstoof

1 year ago

@SuperSportBilly sounds like a lawyer trying to wriggle out.. basically it's due "now" because the window of payment is open and they could very well pay now if they're on the ball. Just because the window remains open for another few weeks doesn't mean it's due "later". And what difference do those few weeks mean in reality?
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elstoof

1 year ago

@SuperSportBilly they have to pay the VAT on that now though, if they didn't put 20% of that aside for this quarter's return then they have to find 40k from somewhere. Unless you're saying they declared the income as a deposit, in which case they have to place the deposit in a secure account where they can't touch it until the order is fulfilled.


As a business owner, I'm glad you aren't my accountant
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elstoof

1 year ago

@LordDemigod It's 160k once they've paid the VAT
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Apple unveils iPad Air 2, iPad Mini 3, iMac Retina 5K, new Mac Mini

elstoof

4 years ago

That pun was a bit of a stretch.
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Letter from America: The highs and lows of 2013

elstoof

4 years ago

@Jaz_Rignall I'll have to have a look for it on YouTube, even back then I thought you weren't that convinced when explaining Bison's background in "Shadloop". What magazine was it bundled with, CVG?
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elstoof

4 years ago

Not the earliest, but a standout memory (which I'm fairly sure is real) is of repeatedly watching a VHS tarp that came free with a magazine of Julian Rignall clocking Street Fighter 2 with Guile.
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Angry Birds Star Wars confirmed for PS4 and Xbox One

elstoof

5 years ago

Isn't everyone done with this angry birds shit yet?
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Miyamoto and Aonuma have kicked around the idea of an interactive Zelda movie

elstoof

5 years ago

Suddenly, a door is left open for Quantic Dream once Sony pull the plug on their funding.
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How to Play Video Games: A Women's Guide

elstoof

5 years ago

Britain's third most relevant female game journalist is Violet Berlin, who's this Ellie Gibson imposter?
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Kojima clarifies decision to make MGS5 character "more erotic"

elstoof

5 years ago

Dirty old man.
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UK's first eSports bar to open in London

elstoof

5 years ago

I used to live in nearby Barnsbury, right around the corner from 342 Cally Road - and this is quite literally the shittest possible venue for a place like this, or indeed for any place you'd want to go to enjoy yourself. They'll have a hard time keeping all the scrotebags from the surrounding estates from happy slapping the geeks as they leave.
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How does the Wii U launch line-up compare to the SNES, N64 and GameCube's?

elstoof

5 years ago

Super Tennis was the fourth SNES launch title.
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Angry Birds Star Wars out next month

elstoof

6 years ago

Angry Birds needs to die now.
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Scottish games industry employs 200 people, creates zero revenue says report

elstoof

6 years ago

@theirongiant

"Looks at Scottish governments victory parade for Scottish Olympians where the one for Britain as a whole seemingly wasn't good enough.

/Want my money back.
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elstoof

6 years ago

It upsets me that my London taxes are spent on agency partners of the Scottish government on pointless crap like this.
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Kim Cattrall promotes Super Mario 3D Land

elstoof

6 years ago

Those lamps look like they might have, at one time, been up her klacker.
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Nearly half of FIFA Euro 2012 DLC teams are unlicensed

elstoof

6 years ago

@Whizzo No Giggs? Makes their demands even more sickening.
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elstoof

6 years ago

Who knows what these unlicensed teams Football Associations were asking for though eh. Perhaps the Welsh FA thought Giggsies likeness was worth at least a cool million, would you still heap the blame on EA?
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App of the Day: Dragon Fantasy

elstoof

6 years ago

There were plenty of stinkers back then too dark, unless you're actually playing all those piss poor Ocean movie tie ins and knock off Spectrum conversions. I think what you've done is taken the top 5% of games back then and compared it to the 95% of shit that we have now.
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elstoof

6 years ago

Fashion, music, art, all these things come round full circle dark, only they've been around long enough to have a history to draw on. Gamings only just got old enough.
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What Went Wrong with Silent Hill HD?

elstoof

6 years ago

I'm surprised no ones mentioned the PC version or PCSX2 yet.
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Game of the Week: Mario Kart 7

elstoof

6 years ago

Because all game of the week analysis includes a round up other big releases before a more detailed focus on the actual game of the week?
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Vita memory card prices announced for US

elstoof

6 years ago

What happened to this?
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Keith Vaz "deeply concerned" by Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3

elstoof

6 years ago

Keith's just worried that any bad advert for London will make it harder to sell on his hooky passports.
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Will Wright announces HiveMind

elstoof

7 years ago

"However, he believes the younger generation are more comfortable sharing personal information"

ASL?
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Super Mario 3D Land Review

elstoof

7 years ago

@Rack
Is holding something in front of your face a ridiculous contortion for you? Did Picasso paint you? Also, no 3DS software requires 3D, there's an off position on the slider for that reason.
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elstoof

7 years ago

@Widge

Have a look at Bravely Default.
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More content confirmed for SFIV console

elstoof

10 years ago

What's up with the thing on his stomach? He makes me think of Krang from the Ninja Turtles.
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Spider-Man 3: The Game

elstoof

11 years ago

Yay, 20 miles of sewers, varied and diverse sewers! :)))))
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Paddy Power bets on PS3

elstoof

11 years ago

So, Sharon McHugh reckons that "The PS3 is the Aston Martin of computer consoles"?
Sounds about right, seeing that the vast majority of the public can't afford to buy those either...


Meow.
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GDC: Phil Harrison's keynote address

elstoof

11 years ago

Clockwork Knight looked better.
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Xbox 360 Wireless Steering Wheel with Force Feedback

elstoof

11 years ago

Thanks for the help BadBoyBonner
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elstoof

11 years ago

I haven't used one of these wheels for yonks, but I am getting keen on one in the future. I'm just curious about the brake pedals on these though, do they provide more resistance the harder you press like a real car or are they still spongey all the way to the end?
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