deli2000

so you wanna know my personal information do ya.

i live in space eating wenslydale carefully plotting the demise of Uranus.

my hobbies include cycling, reading and staring at fluffy kittens.

i have a dog called pissadofadofadickpsaddoitokitoyutoeatokutoasshole. and a cat called maxmillian which i stroke unnervingly.

i am worshipped by ants.

happy now?!