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Valve acquires Firewatch developer Campo Santo

chococat

2 days ago

in other words: "all of our internal talent has fucked off".
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Shadow of the Colossus fans working to solve mysterious new PS4 puzzle

chococat

3 months ago

The reward is 99 rupees
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Third series of Dara O Briain's Go 8 Bit TV show begins February

chococat

3 months ago

can we have some guests who can play games please, not ones who make lame jokes about space invaders and pac man.
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Razer's new Xbox One controller makes the Elite pad sound cheap

chococat

8 months ago

@Duffking same here, I had 2x razer onzas, lovely pad, they lasted about 1 year each. Add to that the razer fightsticks dying during SF4 tournaments and you have a company to avoid
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Shadow of the Colossus is getting a proper remake

chococat

11 months ago

please add the colossi cut from the original
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Largest ever Xbox 360 back-compat games sale live

chococat

11 months ago

@AlexHadz might you now, I didnt see that in the news
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Earth Defense Force 5 announced for next year

chococat

2 years ago

@Bambot yeah and its also someones livelihood, publishing EDF in the uk...so if you want the next one to be japan only, keep on giving it ill thought out reviews by idiots
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chococat

2 years ago

Here's a thought, don't hire that idiot Cara Ellison to do an edgy, irrelevant, embarrassing hatchet job on a game that doesn't warrant it.

Im amazed EG has the balls to cover any EDF games any more, if I was the publisher I'd certainly not be sending you any copies of it.

Think on before hiring novelty reviewers who don't know about games and are there to push some agenda no one cares about, because people remember.
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Sonic 4 is now backwards compatible on Xbox One

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2 years ago

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chococat

2 years ago

@seasidebaz probably because your game is not the same thing, capcom arcade cabinet is the 5 parter one including more old stuff like black tiger, ghosts n goblins. Your disc is basically capcoms standalone XBLA stuff.
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Apple iPhone SE review

chococat

2 years ago

Nice review and good phone but I went online to check it out (still using a 4s myself) and its 360 quid for the base 16gb model.

So its not a cheap alternative to anything, the UK stores want a fortune for it or a 35 quid 2 year contract - ridiculous!
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Star Fox 64 launches on Wii U Virtual Console this week

chococat

2 years ago

60hz if its the starfox rom?
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Cara Ellison on: The Sims 4

chococat

3 years ago

no idea how this author keeps getting work.
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Halo 3: ODST campaign coming to Halo: The Master Chief Collection as DLC

chococat

3 years ago

no firefight, shame
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Xbox Japan boss resigns amid dismal Xbox One sales

chococat

3 years ago

Microsofts pure delusional state could not be illustrated better. They might as well have released it in ethiopia.
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Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare's Exo Zombies is coming as DLC in January

chococat

3 years ago

game sucks, and its nickle and dimed, about 1/3 of the content of ghosts. rubbish
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SingStar Ultimate Party review

chococat

3 years ago

Worth the game existing just for this review
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Duke Nukem 3D: Megaton Edition Vita and PS3 release date announced

chococat

4 years ago

How long can this company survive on a single (extremely dated) title. Its like marge's chanelle suit on the simpsons.
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BioShock Infinite: Complete Edition retail listings spotted

chococat

4 years ago

remove the horrible ending to burial part 2 and we'll talk.
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Earth Defense Force 4.1: The Shadow of New Despair brings the series to PS4

chococat

4 years ago

I guess this the best admission we'll get that cara ellisson is an idiot.
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The Xbook One is a $1500 Xbox One laptop

chococat

4 years ago

Xbone finally becomes as powerful as a laptop
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Destiny launch day live report

chococat

4 years ago

Tesco - £40. GAME - £54.99.

Do not give GAME your money.
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White Xbox One and Sunset Overdrive bundle spotted

chococat

4 years ago

They need to make the hdd swappable so we can put ssds in there, unforgivable that they hadnt done that from the start. Need a slim machine too before id have the thing in the house.
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Earth Defense Force 2025 review

chococat

4 years ago

@anomagnus is this true, no one will deal with them? Because i'll be delighted if this is true
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chococat

4 years ago

Im glad to see this "review" being torn to shreds in the comments, even though depressingly the author will have moved on, and been paid. Obviously my little visits to the site are a grain of sand in a desert of the internet, and on a review of whats already a niche game.

But as someone so brilliantly put...i started reading EG roughly around the 2017 review....and now i very seriously abandon it. Any site publishing total garbage like this is not speaking to me.

What an absolute joke treatment of a great series, one which EG was a big part of making a (cult) hit 7 years ago.

Quick tip EG, give the Titanfall review to this person. Lets have another idiotic, insulting "I dont like giant robots or shooting" schtick, blog post review. Give it 5/10. Lets see how that goes down with Microsoft, EA, and your advertisers.

Oh wait, you wont. You fucking schills.
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chococat

4 years ago

@FanBoysSuck

It isnt lazy or a cash in, its bloody great, trust me.
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chococat

4 years ago

Im going to stop posting now, but i'l just say this

1/ I hope enough fans buy this, because this review is highly inaccurate.

2/ I give up on you EG, definitely lost a reader, this is a total disgrace.

3/ Clickbait review scores totally undermine credibility, and i hope D3 tell you to get fucked in the future. Which you deserve for hiring a hack reviewer who clearly barely played the game.

EG - FO.
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chococat

4 years ago

This is the worst review ive ever read, anywhere, ever. A total dis-service to D3, the people behind the game, the fact that it's being released over here. Nothing mentioned of the actual game itself, just bullshit editorial. A terrible reviewer kicking something that they have no understanding of.

Needs a re-review by someone with an actual clue. Or actually, just re-read Kieron's original, and this game deserves the same praise.

Urgh. So annoying. And not because of a female reviewer, thats irrelevant. Its just a shockingly incompetent review.

Just awful. Eurogamer, you're idiots.
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chococat

4 years ago

This is utter bullshit, ive played this on import for 8 months and it's the greatest EDF game ever, and im a huge fan of 2017, GDF and so on.

You got it way wrong, but this is the reviewer that slagged off Hotline Miami, so wrongness expected.
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Strider review

chococat

4 years ago

Yeah..what is this wave of Metroidvania games, am I missing something?
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Video: Let's Replay Final Fantasy 7

chococat

4 years ago

I say "Midgar" as in gary prounced g-a-r, but someone i know says "Midgar" as in jar, "mid-jar".

What is correct, I must know.
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Earth Defense Force 2025 lands in Europe next month

chococat

4 years ago

@FanBoysSuck get round to picking it up? you gotta be there day one! if you liked 2017, 2025 will blow your mind. The first half of the game is classic EDF, the second half is all new crazy stuff.
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chococat

4 years ago

@FanBoysSuck

No problem, im sure you'll enjoy it when it comes out. Frame rate on ps3 is pure EDF, its great, and im a vet of GDF, 2017, IA, and so on. Id be wary of an opinion of someone who imported it and gave up. I finished the thing.
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chococat

4 years ago

So many weird comments in here i can happily defuse. Its nothing like IA. The ps3 version framerate is fine, ignore the silly person who stopped playing it. Its the best EDF by far an ive played them all, including this one to completion. Its the most action packed game ive ever played, its better than the almost perfect 2017, and yet all the online coverage is garbage. No reviews, crap videos, no discussion of the weapons, enemies etc. So please enjoy these 2 videos of me playing it.



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The Secret Developers: Wii U - the inside story

chococat

4 years ago

Great article, confirms the last nagging doubts that nintendos priorities are very different from most. Power draw and noise instead of a capable console, bad dev tools, no western dev support.. no way could i support such a machine and company. Such a contrast to the amazing 3DS
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Documentary about burial of E.T. game to debut exclusively on Xbox

chococat

4 years ago

As if it wont be on youtube within half an hour. Excellent
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Call of Duty: Ghosts sells $1bn into retail worldwide for launch

chococat

5 years ago

its definitely doing badly this year, there was almost no one at the launch near me
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Xbox One Resolutiongate: Call of Duty: Ghosts dev Infinity Ward responds

chococat

5 years ago

see slash hope.
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Earth Defense Force 2025 DLC and pre-order bonuses detailed

chococat

5 years ago

as someone who has beaten the import already, dont worry about the dlc weapons, theyre useless and you surpass them immediately by playing it on hardest and upwards. and the game is amazing, more chaotic than 2017
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The strongest next-gen line-up from the unlikeliest source

chococat

5 years ago

pure clickbait article. no its not the best choice this xmas, not even close. eurogamer - saying the opposite for effect as usual.
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BMX bandits: The joy of Grand Theft Auto 5's bikes

chococat

5 years ago

what is it with these EG articles calling the GTA characters "awful" all the time. they were great.
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Dragon's Crown review

chococat

5 years ago

@Sunjammer they want clicks and controversy, preferably without upsetting a big publisher. standard eurogamer
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chococat

5 years ago

@darkmorgado 10/10 from an appallingly shit game from a british developer that advertised with them

nothing to see there
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chococat

5 years ago

@DreadedWalrus because it does good games a disservice and costs them sales. it would be like me who likes simple games reviewing a top end strategy game and saying its shit. costing the company 100,000 in lost sales
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chococat

5 years ago

anyone getting surprised at EG's review trolling shouldnt really, theyve done it for years. if you look back history and witness the crazy reviews theyve done, and most likely been paid for. anyone rememeber sensible soccer on the ps2, a buggy broken pile of shit. EG gave it a 10.
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Xbox One dashboard demoed in video leak

chococat

5 years ago

@Progguitarist its a reference to an old tv show, and its better than your username
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Xbox One release date announced

chococat

5 years ago

Too expensive, underpowered, kinect, 500 quid outlay if you want a game and a 2nd pad. No thanks.
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Xbox One Uncaged! Yes, it's Fighter Within

chococat

5 years ago

This game is horrible, why cant ubisoft understand this. Why are Microsoft making this kinect abomination. Look at the lag time before he flails his punches at the helpless other avatar. Literally seconds delay kicks in, its laughable. The tech DOESNT WORK.

I feel like the world has somehow gone mad, how can people be expected to not laugh at this, nevermind pay 429 pounds and then another 50 for the game. If I spent 500 quid on a lagging flailing punches simulator, id hang myself from the nearest tree. In view of kinect, the final image portrayed on my screen of me swinging from the neck until i be dead.
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Starship Command retrospective

chococat

5 years ago

@skuzzbag

I still have my cassete tape for my acorn electron, part of the 5 game pack i got the machine with.
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