captain_markyboy

A Twitch streamer is poised to become Sea of Thieves' very first Pirate Legend today

captain_markyboy

3 weeks ago

Pirate boredom
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Sea of Thieves review - a Rare treasure

captain_markyboy

3 weeks ago

@Old__Snake I couldnít be arsed to read that. It smells of boredom.
3 4

captain_markyboy

3 weeks ago

@SeanBeansGravyBoat agreed. Emptiest game Iíve played in years.....
8 10

captain_markyboy

3 weeks ago

@Kunstbanause are you sure? Itís shite.
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captain_markyboy

3 weeks ago

I thought this was throwaway trash.

Far cry 5 gets a bad review, yet this empty world of nothingness gets recommended? At full price!!!!!!

Hilarious.
10 15

Far Cry 5 review - a competent yet conflicted open worlder

captain_markyboy

4 weeks ago

What a negative review.....strange as itís the only genuinely bad review there is.
Most think itís great.
I generally love all games that Eurogamer slates.....
9 8

Call of Duty: WW2 review

captain_markyboy

5 months ago

Call of shite
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New Amazon service lets delivery people into your home

captain_markyboy

6 months ago

Just leave it in the fucking shed
Mate.
4 0

A Mortician's Tale review

captain_markyboy

6 months ago

What the fuck? A game about crematoriums? Thatís enough gaming journalism for me for one day....
4 18

Gran Turismo Sport review

captain_markyboy

6 months ago

Gran snoreizmo these days. PS2 one was the last one I thought was any good.
5 10

Forza Motorsport 7 review

captain_markyboy

7 months ago

Forza had always been one of the most boring racing games ever.
Looks pretty, but so tedious to play. I always wonder if they'll do something to make them more fun to play, seems like this one is more of the same.
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Watch: Ian plays the SNES mini for 90 minutes

captain_markyboy

7 months ago

What a waste of money. So much else to do with your gaming time.
We've moved on from this crap.
4 17

Now there's a C64 mini

captain_markyboy

7 months ago

I'm all for nostalgia, but really??? Who would want to play those games these days?
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The story behind the 26-year-old Mega Drive basketball game getting £8000 bids on eBay

captain_markyboy

10 months ago

Lakers vs Celtics? Completed it mate.
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Detroit: Become Human tweet swiftly removed after poking fun at Xbox

captain_markyboy

10 months ago

Oh who cares??!!!!

People are so sensitive these days it's unreal.....

Did the nasty man say something about your console....? Big hugs.
9 5

Rime review

captain_markyboy

11 months ago

Shite
3 20

Blind gamer sends letter to Nintendo, gets heartwarming response in braille

captain_markyboy

11 months ago

I see nothing particularly heartwarming in that reply.

Just a standard response from customer services.
I've had more heartwarming encounters with staff at sports direct.
4 16

Injustice 2 review

captain_markyboy

11 months ago

@jamster126 said no one ever
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captain_markyboy

11 months ago

Shite
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If you're after a fighting game for your Switch this month, there's one obvious answer

captain_markyboy

11 months ago

Shite
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No Man's Sky on PS4 Pro delivers the 1080p60 dream

captain_markyboy

1 year ago

But it's actually shit...
6 24

captain_markyboy

1 year ago

Pity the game itself is fucking awful though.
8 24

GAME is having trouble with launch day Nintendo Switch deliveries

captain_markyboy

1 year ago

Hehe. My wii u copy arrived just now. Ordered at 4pm yesterday from very......
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Nintendo Switch won't have any video apps at launch

captain_markyboy

1 year ago

@maxwellsdemon13 like what?
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Did Nintendo download a Mario ROM and sell it back to us?

captain_markyboy

1 year ago

Who cares?
1 5

Watch: 5 things you may have missed in Super Mario Odyssey's trailer

captain_markyboy

1 year ago

Why don't we all just wait and see? Instead of speculating about things that may or may not happen?
3 2

Assassin's Creed film review

captain_markyboy

1 year ago

@-pelican- what's RT and BR?
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Spike is back in Animal Crossing - and this time I won't lose him

captain_markyboy

1 year ago

"Nook is a proper cunt, and no mistake"

Winston Churchill.
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Pokťmon Snap releases on Wii U Virtual Console this week

captain_markyboy

2 years ago

Pokemon crap
0 2

Apple iPhone 6S review

captain_markyboy

2 years ago

@UncleLou the only phone I've ever smashed by dropping is a Samsung. I was glad.
1 7

Mario & Luigi: Paper Jam Bros Review

captain_markyboy

2 years ago

@robfielding
Me too mate. I find it difficult to know wether this reviewer actually recommends the game.
1 7

Call of Duty: Ghosts includes alien-shooting Extinction mode

captain_markyboy

5 years ago

Call of yawn...
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Radeon R9 270X review

captain_markyboy

5 years ago

I'm only here for the partridge ref. I couldn't give a fuck about computer shit.
3 19

Device 6 review

captain_markyboy

5 years ago

@darkmorgado

I can't imagine it being much fun trying to read spiral text or widely spaced......the novelty of that would wear off on page 2.
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Games with Gold: Rainbow Six Vegas now available

captain_markyboy

5 years ago

Whine whine whine! It's fucking free!
4 11

captain_markyboy

5 years ago

@Pacman8MyGhostkart
I'd like to smack that kid in the face with a shovel.
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