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Next Xbox Reveal: live report and live video

bumyoghurt

5 years ago

Gentlemen, commence your trolling
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bumyoghurt

5 years ago

How many times are people going to mistakenly call this a games console? It's not or never was a games console
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bumyoghurt

5 years ago

The best part of this is that we can clear out a lot of the po-faced and insular neckbeards and have them playing their 'hardcore' games on the PS4
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bumyoghurt

5 years ago

More Sony Fanboys than people actually interested in the console here. Smell the want of the people praying it will fail
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bumyoghurt

5 years ago

You smug, elitist games nerds make me sick
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bumyoghurt

5 years ago

You should be ashamed of yourselves for saying that NFL is a US only attraction.
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bumyoghurt

5 years ago

Lol @ the people watching this just to comment about how little they care. This is amazing. NFL!
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bumyoghurt

5 years ago

Why are people scared of the Kinect
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Resident Evil: Revelations review

bumyoghurt

5 years ago

I do love Resident Evil, but I just don't know if I can face another one just yet.
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The next Xbox: everything we know so far

bumyoghurt

5 years ago

@Geordiemp
Think of it simply as both have same CPU, Ps4 has 18 graphic cores, 720 12 I believe.

PS4 has memory you get in expensive graphics cards, 360 has cheap standard RAM with the EDRAM to help it a little in speed....

Hence, PS4 appears to be over 50 % more graphics power, or something of that nature..

PS4 is designed for GDDR5, 360 is designed for DDR3...architecture is different for these memory types..

I am hoping 720 leaked specs are wrong, if not its not a fair race, Ps4 wipes the floor.

And if both have same CPU and PC type arrangement then both can get PC type coded games easily by 3rd parties, but one will run them quicker and better...
Thanks for the reply. Does that really matter when they both will play the same games though?
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bumyoghurt

5 years ago

People keep saying "it better be as good as the PS4". What is so good about the PS4? I haven't paid any attention to it, so genuinely do not know. They'll all play the same games at the end of the day.
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Former THQ president reveals Metro dev's terrible work conditions

bumyoghurt

5 years ago

Refreshing to see developers who actually DO have it hard for once and aren't crying because their LA or Manhattan jobs make them work an extra 2 hours a week.

"I had to work on a weekend!!" *stomps feet*
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UK's first eSports bar to open in London

bumyoghurt

5 years ago

@Spence1115 - Please try not to stray from the subject of the article. This article is not about me.

Getting back on topic, I understand that a 'geek friendly' site such as this will have the opinion that esports, gaming bars etc are fine but we really need to understand that being a smug neckbeard just isn't acceptable. I really blame the internet for creating these kind of 'safe-havens' for nerds where they can massage each other's ego and make binary jokes when they should be getting beaten up/having their pants pulled down on the bus.
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bumyoghurt

5 years ago

@dogmanstaruk - I don't go to parties as I find people insufferable.
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bumyoghurt

5 years ago

@IvorB - I am always serious.
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bumyoghurt

5 years ago

Dismiss my opinions as trolling, as is your prerogative, but at the end of the day I am correct.
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bumyoghurt

5 years ago

@IvorB - what you have to consider is that I am more of a social normal when it comes to the world of videogames. I work in the IT industry which is packed to the rafters with complete nerds and I regularly pride myself in helping make the environment of friendly nerdiness a more corporate place every day of my working life.

What that basically transfers to is me being somewhat of an expert in nerds and nerd behaviour. Watching game of thrones, reading XKCD, reading books, going to LAN Parties, wearing any shirts without a collar. You may think this is 'acceptable' or perhaps 'cute' but the fact is it's just not acceptable behaviour for an adult.

I of course play video games, but as referenced at the start of this post, I am more of the elite type that companies want to be playing their games.
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bumyoghurt

5 years ago

@IvorB - You need only take a glance at the type of people that play competitive video games. They ARE nerds who live with their mums. It's not an unfair stereotype.
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bumyoghurt

5 years ago

@Bauul - Challenge accepted. You know when you watch sports in a pub you have to suffer the endless hordes of complete and utter human detritus vomiting their inane and uninformed opinions all over the place, singing, swearing and just generally being awful, awful specimens? Yeah, well that doesn't happen when you are by yourself.
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bumyoghurt

5 years ago

Those are really the best "Your Mum" comebacks you can come up with? The state of nerds these days.
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bumyoghurt

5 years ago

@FFMaster - Have you ever kissed a girl?
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bumyoghurt

5 years ago

Finally, someone found a way to mix insufferable nerds with insufferable jocks.

Just get drunk and watch streams online at home by yourself, that's what the cool kids do.
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UK chart: Dead Island: Riptide top for third week

bumyoghurt

5 years ago

Dead Island = OFFICIALLY as good as Bioshock Infinite aka "OMGZZZ BEST GAME EVA COS IT INT MADE BY EA AND ITZ ART OMGZ". Suck it down, neckbeards
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Aliens: Colonial Marines co-developer TimeGate Studios has been shuttered - report

bumyoghurt

5 years ago

@kangarootoo - I'm proud of my username and often use it professionally. Do something now, tough guy.
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bumyoghurt

5 years ago

I hope we don't see more hand-wringing rubbish about a game dev closing like they are modern day saints looking for the cure for cancer. They are coders making (not very good) video games. If they are good at their jobs then they'll quickly move on to other work. If they are not, it's time to grow up and get a proper job.
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EA registers domains for Battlefields 13-20

bumyoghurt

5 years ago

I am getting SO SICK of businesses making money. I mean, how dare they make money?!?! They should all make Japanese Mech Games and Poncey Art titles that only me and my friends buy, yeah?
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Saint's Row 4 dev walkthrough shows off six minutes of gameplay

bumyoghurt

5 years ago

It's all a bit too much for me, but I am excited to think about how annoyed the po-faced "games aren't what they used to be" lot will be getting over this.
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World of Warcraft subscriptions drop 1.3 million in three months

bumyoghurt

5 years ago

Why is this the main headline on the Xbox 360 page?
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Minecraft: Xbox 360 Edition boxed release dated

bumyoghurt

5 years ago

Can someone who can't draw or doesn't like building things play this game?
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BioShock Infinite DLC to feature a new companion

bumyoghurt

5 years ago

@Spuzzell - Didn't I say that I wasn't trolling, you maniac?

Thanks for reading and agreeing with my Bioshock Assessment though. Darc has pretty much written a decent review himself (especially the part about Yhatzee wanking it off despite alluding to how pretentious it was) which I have given a +1 click to in appreciation.

I watched a 'Let's Play' of the ending of Bioshock and I copiously, spontaneously and uncontrollably vomited all over myself in utter disgust of it all. A behind the scenes video of people singing songs on an acoustic guitar? Jesus.
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bumyoghurt

5 years ago

@Spuzzell - I'm an excellent troll actually; it just so happens that in this case I am not trolling. I don't believe I mentioned FIFA. Allow me to remove the veneer of hyperbole that surround my original post (the purpose of which was to bring an element of tongue in cheek humour that obviously confused you).

Bioshock Infinte= Capable game, solid FPS.

SteamPunk Neckbeards= Disenfranchised video game fans, upset over the fact people mainly play video games for Sports and Soldier games these days.

Neckbeards See Bioshock= Frantically try and turn it into something greater than the sum of its parts out of some kind of deep-rooted desire for the game to be a beacon of hope for those social retards who wish for more 'mysticism' and 'lore' in video games.

"Simples", as the Russians say.

P.S. Lol @ the people who cry about COD DLC and wet their knickers over the Bioshock DLC. PROTIP: She won't get her boobs out, virgins.
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bumyoghurt

5 years ago

@Spuzzell - Fanboy rage!
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bumyoghurt

5 years ago

Omg this is like, toadally the, like best game ever!!! I mean yeah, it's not very original or inventive, but, like the story doesn't have soldiers in it, so it's, like the BEST STORY EVER AND, like, SO DEEP!!!!1!

Lol @ the neckbeard, arthouse losers who are so butthurt about "their" hobby of videogames being all about games they don't like so latching onto the first half-decent game that doesn't have soldiers in it and proclaiming it some kind of masterpiece.
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Respawn game is reportedly an always-online Xbox exclusive

bumyoghurt

5 years ago

Mechs ffs
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You can now buy officially licensed BioShock Infinite fine art

bumyoghurt

5 years ago

The hipster hype around this game is reaching a ridiculous level now
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Team Bondi staff sacked, Whore of the Orient development on hold - report

bumyoghurt

5 years ago

@darkmorgado - I regularly work those kind of hours unpaid. How's that for real world? If something needs to get done then you have to put a shift in to do it. People should be greatful to be in jobs, especially those jobs which are pure self-indulgence like video games designers.
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bumyoghurt

5 years ago

It's all Brendan McNamara's fault, what a prick. I knew he was a bad egg when he wanted his staff to work for a wage. He should pay them and not make them work imo.
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Deadpool dated for June

bumyoghurt

5 years ago

BEST GAME EVER.

I am going to buy two, just because.
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EA announces FIFA 14 for PC, PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360

bumyoghurt

5 years ago

OMG EA MAKIN MONEY ACTIVI$$$ION JAIL ALL THE BANKS AND THE MONEY LOCK UP ALL THE MONEY
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Call of Duty: Black Ops 2 - Uprising review

bumyoghurt

5 years ago

Yet people will praise a reskinned, 3 year old map as something brilliant, when the simple fact is that it's only good because of the rapid degredation in map quality in the COD series since MW2.
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bumyoghurt

5 years ago

@slowbots - I don't agree with you at all. It's the rarest of rare in the gaming world, a game that doesn't give anything to you unless you practice and get good. Two-hit deaths and allll the way back to the start. No checkpoints, no save points. Full old skool.

The trouble is that you get loads of people crying about games being too dumbed-down or too easy, and say that Activision/Treyarch/IW take the easy route out and don't make anything new- yet they won't even look at something like zombies which is the total opposite of all of that.

Every single Zombies map released has been something new, a new idea, a new mechanic, new puzzles, new secrets. Yes, it's still shooting zombies but it is so much more than that.
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bumyoghurt

5 years ago

I don't think that Dan really 'gets' Zombies- the whole point of it is that it's the antithesis of the modern hand-holding game that we are all regularly lamenting.

The puzzles are supposed to be vague, it is supposed to be disjointed and very difficult. It's more of a social game than any other publisher could dream of having, the amount of youtube channels and blogs it has spawned, people finding secrets in maps every day, months after the release is staggering.

People that dismiss zombies dismiss the best part of black ops and are missing out on a gaming gem.
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Come and play the new Black Ops 2 DLC with us

bumyoghurt

5 years ago

EG- you need to have a 24/7 channel like VineSauce. I'll do it for you for 50k a year, cheers.
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Bethesda reveals video teaser, possibly Wolfenstein, possibly Project Zwei

bumyoghurt

5 years ago

What the hell is 'Vine'?
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Sex, death and bright colours: Exploring the strange world of Suda 51's Killer is Dead

bumyoghurt

5 years ago

OH WOW THE ARTICLE HAS THE WORD SEX IN IT, I WILL DEFINITELY READ IT!!!

Stop click-whoring and bring us some game news on

-GTA5
-The new Xbox
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Open world zombie base-building game State of Decay due June on XBLA

bumyoghurt

5 years ago

@kassmageant - I agree. Black Ops zombies is about the only thing doing interesting stuff with all the rock-hard secrets and achievements, the rest is 'OMG CUSTOM WEAPONS KILL DA ZOMBIES11!!'. I have Dead Island as it is the exact type of game I thought I'd like and it's just so meh after about 2 hours.
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bumyoghurt

5 years ago

So, it's a game that would only be any good as an MMO with no MMO functionality?
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The Club retrospective

bumyoghurt

5 years ago

Never played it, didn't read the article- but the tagline will never, ever be beaten again on this site. Take a bow.
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Face-Off: Netflix vs. Lovefilm

bumyoghurt

5 years ago

@melnificent - PMd you
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bumyoghurt

5 years ago

@BritishBlue1 - Companies that do that kind of thing are very often in deep trouble and surviving day-to-day on customer numbers. Think that says it all about who you should hand your money to. I'm letting all these opportunistic chancers fight it out with crappy exclusives until there's one decent provider.
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