ahrmon

Here's your first look at Destiny 2 gameplay footage

ahrmon

11 months ago

Wrong video I think? This is just an ad for the new Cabal-themed expansion? I mean, no FUCKING WAY is this an ad for full-priced sequel?
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Darksiders 3 leaked with screenshots and details

ahrmon

12 months ago

@1rafayal Meh, too much like Shenmue.
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Halo 5's lack of Master Chief was a "huge disappointment", 343 admits

ahrmon

1 year ago

@Fiddy Sole? Seems fishy.
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ahrmon

1 year ago

Thank god they learned something. Halo 5 was one of the most utterly forgettable games I have ever played.
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Mario Kart 8 Deluxe review

ahrmon

1 year ago

@Saul_Iscariot lol no you don't. But whatever gets you through the night my man.
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ahrmon

1 year ago

At some point you will hold Ninty to the same standard as Sony/MS.

Clearly not fucking today, but at some point.
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Jonathan Blow teases prototype of his next game

ahrmon

1 year ago

Wait...he's not a thing anymore. Why do we care?
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Huge Xbox spring sale now live

ahrmon

1 year ago

So SDF mouthbreathers have another conspiracy to shrilly cry about. Good for them!
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Microsoft reveals Minecraft Store with virtual currency

ahrmon

1 year ago

@dj_blades lolololololol. Your juvenile MS hate is wildly entertaining, cupcake. Please don't stop!
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Scorpio made simple: the next Xbox's tech explained

ahrmon

1 year ago

(Looks nervously at my non-4K TV).
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Scorpio is console hardware pushed to a new level

ahrmon

1 year ago

@Fiddy It means "I wish I had more money".
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ahrmon

1 year ago

@INSOMANiAC Yeah, 30FPS really kills games.

Can you hear my eyes rolling? No? OK, let me roll them even higher...
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ahrmon

1 year ago

@MRcha So, you're mocking the fact that there are not Scorpio-exclusive games yet, cupcake?
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Yooka-Laylee review

ahrmon

1 year ago

Weird, the previews made this game seem like "OMG TEH BESTEST GAME EVAR GUYS".

What a shocker!
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Microsoft on why Xbox One doesn't need a No Man's Sky equivalent

ahrmon

1 year ago

As an X1 owner I've long ago accepted the fact that the PS4 has weirdest/coolest exclusives (Naughty Dog games notwithstanding as I found them utterly overrated on the PS3), and that the X1 1st party games are basically shit aside from the Forza series.

Luckily the 3rd party games have been (barely) enough to justify the purchase. But not having Nier II is killing me.
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Persona 5 review

ahrmon

1 year ago

@MagiusMagnus People who don't share your opinion are MONSTERS, eh, Chachi?

2017 folks. It's not gonna get better.
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ahrmon

1 year ago

@Hellotherenow LOL who are you talking to?
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A Switch is for life, not just for Zelda

ahrmon

1 year ago

@drumm23 " I had a forty minute lunch break that I spent in Starbucks playing Zelda and it was fucking epic."

I know that's not supposed to be sad, but...that's fucking tragic.
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ahrmon

1 year ago

@Diji1 The switch isn't portable though. It's smallish, but not portable.
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ahrmon

1 year ago

Translation: A Switch is just for Zelda.

Ninty doesn't need you to carry their water, Chachi.
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Watch: Johnny cooks the mega beef bowl from Persona 4

ahrmon

1 year ago

Dat music tho...give me flashbacks.
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Mass Effect: Andromeda review

ahrmon

1 year ago

@MagiusMagnus Translation: "My worldview gets utterly shattered when someone expresses an opinion which differs from mine".
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ahrmon

1 year ago

@Mhoey The game sucks man. Why are you taking it personally?
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ahrmon

1 year ago

LMAO at the hysterical, pearl-clutching "TEH OMG ITZ NOT TEH BIOWARE OMG" comments here.

It's Bioware folks. So just stop.
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Mass Effect's best mission

ahrmon

1 year ago

@GAmbrose Self-awareness, thy name is not "GAmbrose".
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Mass Effect Andromeda's early access trial is getting a mixed response

ahrmon

1 year ago

@spriggsyUK Arg can't go back to PC gaming. Too far from my fridge and couch.
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ahrmon

1 year ago

@spriggsyUK I loved the first Nier, kinda bummed the new one is PS4 exclusive. Can't play 'em all I guess.
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ahrmon

1 year ago

@telboy007 It's not cool to have an opinion? Who knew.
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ahrmon

1 year ago

But, for character animation, we've not seen anything much different to other games of the same genre - your Skyrims or Fallouts, huge, dialogue-stuffed experiences where you can customise your character.
Bullshit. The animations were much better in the previous Mass Effect game. But you know that, so...just stop.
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No Man's Sky on PS4 Pro delivers the 1080p60 dream

ahrmon

1 year ago

Jesus are you chavs still pretending like your bullshit "1080p/60fps or bust" on the PS4 wasn't a thing, like, years ago? Y'all should be fucking ashamed of yourselves.
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Switch has redesigned portable gaming forever

ahrmon

1 year ago

LOL wut? It's BARELY FUCKING PORTABLE, guys.
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Nintendo says Switch dead pixels "normal", not a defect

ahrmon

1 year ago

@duxdaro So you're not ready to make a....change?
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Voodoo Vince: Remastered out in April

ahrmon

1 year ago

@KevLFC LOL Chachi you'll get an X1 one day. Sales happen all the time.
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ahrmon

1 year ago

@steve1979 The downvotes, they don't agree.
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ahrmon

1 year ago

Holy crap this was a great (and criminally underrated) game. What weird good news.
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Horizon: Zero Dawn is Sony's biggest PS4 franchise debut

ahrmon

1 year ago

@_TheDarkSide_ LOL I'm sure you ran out and bought Tomb Raider after the "meh" review, didn't ya Chachi?
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Zelda on Switch runs more smoothly in portable mode

ahrmon

1 year ago

LMFAO so much Switch enabling/backpedaling, it's almost dizzying.

How about you hold Ninty to the same standards as Sony/MS? Oh wait that will NEVER fucking happen because reasons.
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The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild review

ahrmon

1 year ago

@NeoVDR LOL Horizon generic AF. At least Zelda is...Zelda.
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ahrmon

1 year ago

@Zerobob This. This. Like, 1000 times this.

But we all knew that would be the case amirite?
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Nintendo Switch review

ahrmon

1 year ago

Lot of words for "this thing sucks ass".
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Gears of War creator Epic Games announces a new game

ahrmon

1 year ago

soft-launched in the Philippines
As was I, and still take penicillin shots because of it.
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Night in the Woods review

ahrmon

1 year ago

@Spetzomancer Translation: "WAAAAAAHHHHH!"
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ahrmon

1 year ago

@nothough Jesus, stop crying. Enough. It's done. Move on.
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Minecraft has smashed 120m copies milestone

ahrmon

1 year ago

@SteampunkZomb1e Never happen. Too much loss in the revenue stream to make it an X1 exclusive for any period of time.
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ahrmon

1 year ago

Microsoft is KILLING IT these last 2 years, soft X1 sales be damned.
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Watch: Breath of the Wild is the bravest Zelda ever

ahrmon

1 year ago

So what makes Zero Dawn bad makes Zelda brave.

Ok then. I don't even own a PS4 and that just seems off.
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Halo Wars 2 review

ahrmon

1 year ago

It's been more than 35 years since the Atari 2600 was released, and kids/man-children still cry like little babies when someone dare disagree with their opinions on video games.

Fucking pathetic. Grow up.
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ahrmon

1 year ago

@IronGiant Dude...let it go. It's just sad now.
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PS4 Pro boost mode: a game-changer for unpatched titles?

ahrmon

1 year ago

@UthredKingSlayer You sound fat. 'S cool, but yeah...you sound fat.
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ahrmon

1 year ago

it's enough to get Tomb Raider Definitive Edition to more consistently deliver 60fps, but not enough for a locked 1080p60 experience.
Just gonna leave this here.
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