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Knack 2 review

ahrmon

8 months ago

LOL the sony ponies needlessly defending this game. Y'all are so precious. Just stop.
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Jesus beats up Buddha in the awful-looking Fight of Gods

ahrmon

8 months ago

GOTY. And it's not close.
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Dead Rising 4 confirmed for PS4

ahrmon

8 months ago

@FootyFanboy Username checks out. Sad!
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ahrmon

8 months ago

@Mandroid80 lol that's a lot of false outrage to be shrieking on a Friday. Pace yourself.
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Sonic Forces comes out in November

ahrmon

8 months ago

@stevesmall1 It's 2017, so if your opinion differs from others, it throws their entire worldview into upheaval (due to an utter lack of conviction), so they need to mindlessly punch back to restore some sense of order.
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The Metal Gear Solid movie's director plans to stay faithful to Kojima's vision

ahrmon

8 months ago

Few things in life are cringier than a live-action commercial for a video game.
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Microsoft's final sales pitch for Xbox One X falls flat

ahrmon

8 months ago

They'll keep stock in short supply I think, but as a self-admitted xbox guy, I feel no need to rush out and get one.
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Sony apparently "won't allow" Ark: Survival Evolved PS4-Xbox One cross-play

ahrmon

8 months ago

@captainBlahBlah "have you seen what Microsoft want in exchange, they want to suck your PSN account"

lololol that's not true. But making stuff up to justify false outrage is tres chic amirite?
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Agents of Mayhem review

ahrmon

8 months ago

@chischis Culture is utterly retarded right now. Look at all the adults relentlessly fapping themselves at Deadpool and Kylo Ren.
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Shadow of War's endgame sounds a lot beefier than Shadow of Mordor's

ahrmon

8 months ago

@Devox Wait...people complaining about games having a good endgame is a thing now?
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Sonic Mania review

ahrmon

8 months ago

@Number1Laing Metacritic is awful, some of the *worst* reviews I've ever read are counted towards the weighted score. Just stick with a couple of sites you trust if a reviewer's opinion actually influences your decision.
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Forza Horizon 3 is about to get its wildest crossover yet

ahrmon

9 months ago

@elchongo How those downvotes taste, cowboy? Salty, but with a scintilla of mushroom? Definitely a familiar taste for you either way I am guessing...
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Echo is a mind-boggling sci-fi game which pits you against yourself

ahrmon

9 months ago

As an X1 owner I am really looking forward to aaaaaah fuck there it is. Again.
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Is The Lost Legacy another farewell for Uncharted, or the start of something else?

ahrmon

9 months ago

@SpaceMonkey77 The series *easily* peaked with UC:2, so you're not missing much. Anyone who argues 3 and 4 were better needs to have their heads checked (especially 3, talk about a bore. Wow.)
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ahrmon

9 months ago

"Uncharted 5: So Very Tired"
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Dying Light still so popular it's getting another year of free DLC

ahrmon

9 months ago

Good for them. If the mouthbreathing denizens of the internet were to be believed it was "TEH WORST GAME EVAR".

Of course, those were the same idiots who think "Uncharted: Why Are We Doing This Again?" was GOTY.
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Sega's just announced a new arcade racing game, and it looks amazing

ahrmon

9 months ago

@d0x Cool story.
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PlayStation Now's PS4 game performance analysed

ahrmon

9 months ago

I think it's good that the price of PS Now is kept high and that only a limited selection of recent games is offered
Got nothing. Just gonna leave this here.
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Final Fantasy 12's PS4 remaster is a great upgrade for 1080p gaming

ahrmon

9 months ago

Oh hey look 1080p is magically important again for the sake of this advertisement. Nice!!!
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Xbox fan with highest Gamerscore goes on honeymoon, loses top spot after 11 years

ahrmon

10 months ago

Sex > Gamerscore. If you disagree, go have sex.
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PlayStation YouTube hosts Xbox One X Anthem footage with Photoshopped buttons

ahrmon

10 months ago

@imt558 That's some nice false outrage there, Lou.
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ahrmon

10 months ago

"I have no problem with this. Oh, and LOL TEH XBOTS LOL" - Sony Bronies, worldwide.
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Crash Bandicoot N.Sane Trilogy biggest single-platform launch of the year

ahrmon

10 months ago

UK numbers company Chart-Track counts physical (boxed) sales only.
If you're gonna undermine the entire fucking premise of the article, can you at least LEAD with it and save us all time? For fuck's sake.
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Star Wars Battlefront 2 loot boxes spark pay-to-win fears

ahrmon

10 months ago

Complaining about DLC/Loot Boxes is basically the 2017 version of "old man shakes fist at cloud". It's, like, been this way for years, man. Why so surprised?
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TumbleSeed is toning down its difficulty after only 0.2 per cent of players could finish it

ahrmon

10 months ago

Shitty dev makes shitty game and then whines about costs. I fucking HATE 2017.
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Detroit: Become Human tweet swiftly removed after poking fun at Xbox

ahrmon

10 months ago

@j.j.barrington Dude...why the tears? 'S not worth crying over LMFAO.
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ahrmon

10 months ago

This would be more impactful if anyone cared a living fuck about his shitty games.

Pro-tip, David: They don't. So shut the fuck up you fucking baby.
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Super Lucky's Tale hits 4K 60fps on Xbox One X

ahrmon

10 months ago

@geox30 Because VR is overhyped shit?
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Anthem coincidentally the start of "a 10-year journey" for EA and BioWare

ahrmon

10 months ago

$499 is expensive for a brand-new console in 2017? Maybe stop drinking your daily shitty mochas and eating your daily shitty scones for a month?
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TopWare responds to Two Worlds 2's sudden microtransactions update seven years after launch

ahrmon

10 months ago

@michaelwestphal $6 corporate coffee beverages are exponentially worse. But people don't even blink.
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Eurogamer's best of E3 2017

ahrmon

10 months ago

@ghostrider64 "but Beyond Good and Evil 2 was the best overall"

I just...I mean, I just can't...
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Digital Foundry: Hands-on with Destiny 2 PC at 4K 60fps

ahrmon

10 months ago

@telboy007 What street? Not yours, surely.
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Is Anthem's E3 reveal the real deal on Xbox One X?

ahrmon

10 months ago

@fabio78 Hot tears.
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Sony defends decision to block PS4 cross-play with Xbox One and Nintendo Switch

ahrmon

10 months ago

@GreyBeard Your lack of self-awareness is...unsurprising. Maybe re-read your post and realize how unintentionally hilarious it is?
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ahrmon

10 months ago

@Rafa-Pai Loose whiners unite!
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All of a sudden there are two big pirate games coming out in 2018

ahrmon

10 months ago

@AdamNovice Did you pre-order? No? Didn't think so.
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Sony PlayStation E3 2017 conference live report

ahrmon

10 months ago

"I thought it was great. God Of War & Spiderman are both strong GOTY contenders."

I know, right? Let's just hand them the awards know before we, y'know, play them.
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Microsoft E3 2017 live report

ahrmon

10 months ago

People who spend $70 on shitty corporate mochas a week complaining about $599. Huh.
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ahrmon

10 months ago

"there was a time Bioware made RPG's :("

Burn them for trying something different than an RPG. BURN THEM ALL!
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ahrmon

10 months ago

The only "holy fuckballs" moment from the entire show. Worth it.
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ahrmon

10 months ago

"Sorry, it's Destiny plus jetpacks times graphics."

I'm sorry you think that's a bad thing?
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ahrmon

10 months ago

"Those Dragon Ball games that come out every year and you don't care about? Yeah, they're coming to Xbox One X", he sniffed.

And they say you guys are snotty. Weird.
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ahrmon

10 months ago

Hey Rayza: MS didn't eat your puppies. Just so you know.
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ahrmon

10 months ago

And yet, the EG staff will cream their collective jeans at "Uncharted 5: So Very Tired".
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ahrmon

10 months ago

lolol the Sony Ponies. Chill out kids.
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E3 2017: Why Project Scorpio is good news for PS4 Pro users

ahrmon

10 months ago

As a self-admitted "lol xbot lol", I am deeply concerned for the future of its ecosystem. Or, WHERE ARE MY FUCKING GAMES?!?
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Don't expect to see Shenmue 3 any time soon

ahrmon

11 months ago

@bad09 '"The article is a rather unsubtle clickbait, and the whole "it don't look good" is the writers opinion simply because the game is not at E3."'he sniffed, gently stroking his PS4 in a manner which makes the others in the room...uncomfortable.
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ahrmon

11 months ago

BUT OH MY GOD SONY WON TEH E3 OH MY GOD
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Why can't Destiny 2 run at 60fps on PS4 Pro?

ahrmon

11 months ago

LOLOLOL who gives a shit about 60fps except for PS Pro jockeys?!?
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Here's your first look at Destiny 2 gameplay footage

ahrmon

11 months ago

@avoidconfusion I don't see the shinier gfx tho?
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