Yorkshire_Bourne

Far Cry New Dawn review - a perfectly proportioned slice of Far Cry mayhem

Yorkshire_Bourne

1 month ago

@cs96and Don't worry, I'm sure he's so much fun at parties.

On his own.

In the corner.
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Fallout series sex run world record smashed by speedrunner

Yorkshire_Bourne

1 month ago

@KingFunkIII Think you're over analysing!

However, it does mention that one "Pro tip" was to "push the woman towards the bed!!

Use whatever word you want!
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Yorkshire_Bourne

1 month ago

Pfft, a woman has sex with a 10yr old and she's a paedophile!!

A 10yr old has sex with a woman and it's a celebrated speed run record!!
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55 Apex Legends tips, tricks, and little known features

Yorkshire_Bourne

1 month ago

Wow, it sure does feel like Gibralters lardy thighs are causing him some chub-rub-slowdown!

Good to know that's not the case though
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YouTuber sacrifices sleep to stream Donkey Kong 64, raises $340k for trans kids

Yorkshire_Bourne

2 months ago

I'm not going to pretend I'm fully aware of all this trans stuff!. I'm 40, and other than work, family time and videogames, I enjoy living in my bubble, under my rock!

I was however, incredibly proud of my son the other week, when he told me how he threatened to chin some little gobshites who were making fun of a trans child in his class during form time.
Considering how cruel children can be, I was initially worried that my son would then become a target in the playground, but it appears that after the threat of knuckle-sarnie, nobody is saying anything, and my son and the girl have become friends as a result.

Faith in (my son's) humanity, restored!

I might be a dumb SOAB, but there's a little bit of hope for my offspring's future at least!
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Treyarch improves Call of Duty: Black Ops 4 server rates for most multiplayer modes, but not Blackout

Yorkshire_Bourne

5 months ago

Is one of the soundbugs where it seems like you have constant Awareness on?

Enemy footstep sound is massively exaggerated, and when I do actually use the Awareness perk, it sounds like everyone on the map is close enough to be stomping on my toes ffs.

You'd think it would be a good thing, but it's difficult to play when you can't tell who is literally around the corner or is actually miles away!
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Call of Duty: Black Ops 4 Blackout is like a polished PUBG

Yorkshire_Bourne

6 months ago

Personally can't wait to give this a go on the the pc open beta weekend. And being an older dude, I'm looking forward to the higher TTK. I might actually make it into the top 50!,fingers crossed.

I love PUBG, but I hate those moments where you spend 3 minutes running across a massive empty landscape, only to be shot dead from miles away before even having a chance to react!

A welcome change methinks.
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The best gaming monitor 2019: Digital Foundry's favourites at every price point

Yorkshire_Bourne

7 months ago

I have the Dell S2716DG.

I think it's a great monitor, has everything I need but without any annoying RGB nonsense (although I do understand it WOULD make me play better!)

Looks nice and adjusts easily. 144hz,1ms, G-sync.
I'm personally not as arsed about IPS over TN. I mean, I sit in front of my monitor and rarely watch anyone else playing anything on my pc so it looks fine for what I need.
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Companies waved the Pride flag but gaming is still far from queer inclusive

Yorkshire_Bourne

7 months ago

Poor Gays.

I'm off to play Dead Cells now,cya.
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Fortnite blocks you playing on Switch if you've already logged in on PS4

Yorkshire_Bourne

9 months ago

Nevermind all that, I want to know if you have to do "wax on, wax off" motions with the joycons to build a wall?!?!
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Nintendo E3 2018 conference live report

Yorkshire_Bourne

9 months ago

This guy seriously has to translate. Everything?!?!
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Yorkshire_Bourne

9 months ago

No Fortnite on my store?!?!?!
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The mainstream media's inevitable attack on "addictive" Fortnite has begun

Yorkshire_Bourne

11 months ago

"Kids across the land rush home from school to play it"

That's nothing!, I'm about to hit the big 4-0, and I borderline break the law behind the wheel of 4 tonnes of steel to get home from work and play it most days!!
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A Wii U game is coming out

Yorkshire_Bourne

11 months ago

Nintendoland, Wii party u and Mario party 10 are played every Sunday when we have the family round.

Hoping the switch gets something along the same lines ASAP.
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Grainger Games tells shops not to open, they are being closed

Yorkshire_Bourne

12 months ago

Oh great, the one 5 mins away from my house typically "got the call".

Almost called in there this morning as I was trying to price check Far Cry 5 gold edition, but their website was down. Makes sense now.

So I'm left with Argos and CEX for my local brick and mortar gaming needs. Tis a sad day Indeed!
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"We could be the biggest game in the western world"

Yorkshire_Bourne

1 year ago

@saxxonde

Mine used to be like that. Then over time I got better and now I regularly end up in the top 10.

Its all about getting lucky with a landing spot and catching people off guard.

I watched the world #1 ranked player lose 3 times in a row yesterday. Considering he has nearly 1500 1st place wins, it proves that he is human after all and luck wasn't on his side those times.
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PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds review

Yorkshire_Bourne

1 year ago

I love Fortnite, and I want to love this.

The treacle controls are putting me off a little. I have to run up to a door and press x before I get to it, otherwise I end up running into the door and simply bouncing off to the side, furiously stabbing the x button to open the door as I'm being shot at!

I'm hoping to try this out with the Xim at some point though, as that might smooth out some of the issues I'm currently experiencing.
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People are doing impressive things in Nier: Automata

Yorkshire_Bourne

2 years ago

@jabberwocky you've got to be a certified madman to put the whole sachet of powdered death into those things. About a quarter is enough for me, and even then I'm drinking something cold after every mouthful.

Damn fine noodles though, in a sado-hunger-beater kinda way!
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Meet the man camping for a month to get the Nintendo Switch

Yorkshire_Bourne

2 years ago

What did his girlfr......

Oh, oh silly me, of course he hasn't!!

It also appears there are at least 8 other girlfriend-less virgins hovering on these forums :0)
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Titanfall 2 is getting a new pilot-only multiplayer mode

Yorkshire_Bourne

2 years ago

Looking forward to tons of Gamesager videos of him wiping teams out, within 10 seconds of the round starting!!
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Ariana Grande is a Final Fantasy character

Yorkshire_Bourne

2 years ago

I couldn't have told you what she looks like, but I'd recognise her annoying autotuned vocals, and annoyingly samey lyrics/songs any day of the week.

I had no idea about her licking donuts or calling americans "fat".

I must have missed those critical nuggets of news whilst I was busy living!!

Not having a go at her agent or anything, I'm just saying not everything that "celebrities" do, gets noticed by joe public.
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Gifts for Gamers - Christmas gift guide 2016

Yorkshire_Bourne

2 years ago

I've had that VR headset stand/Move controller dock on pre-order since the beginning of November, when it stated a December 15th 2016 release!

Then at the end of November, it changed to January, and now it's changed to fecking February ffs!

Why is it taking so long to get this thing out in the shops?!?!, I'm fed up of having to charge my move controllers one at a time with that shitty USB lead!
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Marvel at the first footage of Full Throttle Remastered

Yorkshire_Bourne

2 years ago

Great game but I played it so many times in front of different friends that I was basically speed-running the damn thing and was finishing it in a few hours.

Great game though if you never played it first time round.
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What I think after five hours of Resident Evil 7

Yorkshire_Bourne

2 years ago

FECK!
DRINK!
ARSE!
GIRLS!

*Ahem*

Sorry, I read the name and immediately went through that lot in my head!

I cannot wait for this game to come out!

I just hope they have a difficulty setting that reduces jump scares, otherwise I'm going to have to stock up on boxer shorts at Primarni over Christmas!!
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Watch: Johnny and Ian play Killing Floor 2, bicker endlessly

Yorkshire_Bourne

2 years ago

Saw a few of my friends playing this last night (PS4), and thought I might give it a whirl if it's cheap enough.

£34.99?!?!, feck that!.

It does look fun but I could see me getting bored of the same enemies chasing me after a few hours.
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Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare's campaign is slick, morbid and a bit dull

Yorkshire_Bourne

2 years ago

Jet-pack-double-jumping-wall-running COD games are a poor mans Titanfall.

Sorry, but they did do it first. And better.
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Battlefield designer reveals promising-looking Viking monster game

Yorkshire_Bourne

2 years ago

Barrymore jokes aside, I like the look of this.
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Thumper review

Yorkshire_Bourne

2 years ago

I've played the demo but wasn't blown away.

Its weird reading all the hugely positive reviews and comments, and feeling like I'm playing a completely different game!

I want to like it, it just didn't make me think it was an essential purchase.
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NX is now Nintendo Switch, a portable console with detachable controllers

Yorkshire_Bourne

2 years ago

@Piccadillio My 9 yr old son just said the same thing when I went "OOH, new Mario game!!"

Considering he knows better than me you're both probably right!
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Yorkshire_Bourne

2 years ago

Hmmmm!!

Woman plays new mario game in her apartment, on her own.

Gets called outside by people.

Takes Switch.

Starts playing 2 player game of????
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Clustertruck is a cruel, brilliant joke of a game

Yorkshire_Bourne

2 years ago

WTF?!?!

No invert look option on PS4??

My son loves it, but wow, this is instantly unplayable for me.
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Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare disc required to play Modern Warfare Remastered

Yorkshire_Bourne

3 years ago

As an older gamer with less than lightning reflexes, it doesn't concern me that I won't be coughing up extra cash for an old remastered game that millions of people already know like the back of their hands!

I'll stick with just being crap at infinite warfare thank you very much!
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Watch: Ian plays Minecraft/Zelda mash-up Dragon Quest Builders live

Yorkshire_Bourne

3 years ago

Never played a dragon quest game and I'm not a huge fan of minecraft.

BUT, I actually enjoyed the hell out of the demo surprisingly.

As someone said, the demo was generously sized which helped to get a good feel for the game, rather than simply ending after you've built a few things!

My son loves Minecraft and Terraria, and this is like a better looking version of the two mashed together.
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No Man's Sky review

Yorkshire_Bourne

3 years ago

@7M7 I must admit, I have been on the fence about this game since the beginning of the week, and I had pretty much convinced myself to buy it tonight.

But after reading your opinions from your actual experience, I feel I will hold off until there's more to the game. Thanks for the save!
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Holocaust museum pleads: stop playing Pokémon Go here

Yorkshire_Bourne

3 years ago

Pokemon Go in a Holocaust museum?!?!

Too soon man!!
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South Park: The Fractured But Whole lets you play as a girl

Yorkshire_Bourne

3 years ago

I was going to pick up a copy of SOT for the 360 as I never finished it.

£8 seemed reasonable, but when I think about it, £54.99 for the digital ps4 version of TFBW isn't too bad as I would end up spending £52+ for the 2 copies separately!
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BoxBoxBoy! release date set this month

Yorkshire_Bourne

3 years ago

Even though I didn't give the first game much of my attention, my 8yr old son absolutely loved it and completed it in a few days.

He'll be ecstatic when I tell him about this!
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Create your own Skylanders in Skylanders Imaginators

Yorkshire_Bourne

3 years ago

I am so glad my son has got to the age where the novelty of the character toys has worn off.

There seems to be less game and more gimmick each year. The first few skylanders games were great fun, but it's like the video game version of Big Brother now!
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Uncharted 4 walkthrough and guide

Yorkshire_Bourne

3 years ago

Kin'ell!

Can you at least give us mere mortals an opportunity to take the wrapper off the case first!
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PlayStation 4 players can download The Division beta now using this one weird trick

Yorkshire_Bourne

3 years ago

Playstation Store monitor: Sir?, there appears to be a massive surge of pre-orders for The Division?!?!

*Store Commander: Good god! either someones discovered an exploit, or the worlds gone batshit crazy for thinking £55 is a reasonable price for this digital offering!!





* = probably not an official title for this person.
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Everything you need to know about The Division beta

Yorkshire_Bourne

3 years ago

It would be incredibly rude not to give this a whirl.

Thank you very much, pre-order/cancel trick.
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Darkest Dungeon review

Yorkshire_Bourne

3 years ago

Wow!

This looks like it could give Bloodborne nightmares!!
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Life is Strange boxed release available today

Yorkshire_Bourne

3 years ago

After hearing lots of fuss about this game, I downloaded the demo from the PSN store this morning and by God I bloody well enjoyed what I experienced.

I actually enjoyed reading and examining everything I could get my hands on!, something I normally despise when I just want to crack on with a story.

Now this is really weird, and I might have to crawl into a big black hole after saying this!, but I couldn't help but feel like I was connecting with this character, which seemed bizarre considering the demo was over in about 40 mins or so.

I was really getting into the story and I loved the time element where you can undo your mistakes etc, I'm imagining there's some fun to be had with that further into the game.

I saw the Xbox One disc version in my local Grainger today but I wanted it on PS4 so I asked if it was out as they didn't have any on the shelf and they don't even have it advertised on their website. The guy said it was out today but they had totally sold out within 30 mins of opening!!

Is it worth getting the disc version over digital?, I must admit, I kinda liked the music I heard throughout the game, but not sure if it's worth the extra £10!
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Tom Clancy's The Division trailer leaks new gameplay footage

Yorkshire_Bourne

3 years ago

A tha tha tha, tha tha tha tha tha........chris waddle!
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PlayStation Network is currently down

Yorkshire_Bourne

3 years ago

Whoah, whoah bloody whoah!!

My PSN friends list hasn't been working properly for weeks so lets not make out its just related to this horseshit eh Sony?!?!

It takes about an hour before my friends list shows who's online etc. And that's only on the odd occasion when it actually loads up at all.

I've been reading recently that people with BT and who are using the Homehub 3, seem to be having the most problems. Therefore I am going to piss and moan at BT for a HH5 instead of being ignored by Sony!
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Star Wars Battlefront on PS4 shows huge promise - but needs work

Yorkshire_Bourne

4 years ago

Apparently, this is going to run at Arkham Knight levels of amazing on the PC!!!!
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Batman: Arkham Knight on PS4 is a technical tour de force

Yorkshire_Bourne

4 years ago

@ChemicalBR0 Do you want a bucket then? or perhaps another tissue?

As the legend himself would say...

"Why so serious?"
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Yorkshire_Bourne

4 years ago

Sod it!

I'm quietly revelling in the fact that for once, PC gamers get a worse deal than us console gamers. We know it won't last forever but screw it, milk it while it's there.

And let's not pretend that if the shoe was on the other foot, we wouldn't be surrounded by elitist "rig" warriors chuckling about our misfortune.

Hell, they get to do that pretty much all year around with every other game release anyway!!
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Sony announces lighter, less power hungry PS4 hardware

Yorkshire_Bourne

4 years ago

@bigfriendlygamer I think your DS might want replacing as mine last much longer than that!

Just this morning I had a 2 hour session on The Order 1886 and my controller was still showing a full charge when I switched off!

And yes!, I did complete the game 5 times during that period *hynuk hynuk hynuk*
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Nintendo Direct E3 2015 live report

Yorkshire_Bourne

4 years ago

I wasn't even listening to what they were waffling on about, but I noticed that they even dubbed the laughter! I just.....I can't....."ugh"
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