Yorkshire_Bourne

Apex Legends' Arenas mode is the "first step" in going beyond battle royale

Yorkshire_Bourne

4 months ago

Keen to see how the SBMM works with this one!

Can't imagine it'll be much fun getting stuck with 2 level 49's and being up against 3 predator level opponents for multiple rounds at a time, as is often the case with regular Apex!
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Destruction AllStars review - PS5's PS Plus freebie offers slick but shallow arcade racing carnage

Yorkshire_Bourne

7 months ago

@whitedragem Wow, you were actually serious?!?o!

I also love these "overexaggerated replies" from "clearly lonely sorts" with strong egos (who are shooting for attention and acceptance, so they can feel loved/or ‘look at me and my vocabulary, I'm so much better than you’ mentality).

I could copy and paste the whole wall of drivel if I wanted, but I'll leave you with the sour taste in your mouth that I didn't read anything past the first sentence.

And apologies, I hate to dash your hopes of it being because you used too many big words and sentences! It's purely because I don't care enough about you to put more effort into you than this (This is far too much already!).

I'll give you chance to respond if you have a spare 5 hours, and then I'll block you without reading it all, whilst grinning like a lunatic.

Thank you so much for the entertainment, truly!

Don't ever, EVER, change! This place needed a new whipping boy.
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Yorkshire_Bourne

7 months ago

@whitedragem I'm scared to start reading that! As I'm pretty sure that if I do, it'll be Monday when I finish!
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Assassin's Creed Valhalla's Ravensthorpe is a real place, and a complete coincidence

Yorkshire_Bourne

10 months ago

I believe there's much more raping and pillaging by foreign invaders in the Dewsbury area "Ravensthorpe" nowadays than there will have been back then.

And I can say that cos I live about 2 miles away.

Fucking shithole wants nuking!! With a longboat of course!
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The Demon's Souls remake won't be introducing new difficulty levels

Yorkshire_Bourne

10 months ago

@suhawk75 Get the PS5 version.

Ive never finished any of these games, from Demons Souls, Nioh, Dark Souls, Bloodborne or Sekiro.

But I've had a hell of a lot of fun trying to!, and that's what I take away from the experience. I've made quite a lot of progression in each game, but another game usually comes out not long after and I find my focus and attention drifting elsewhere.

I have Demons and COD arriving at launch, so when my buddies aren't online I'll focus and work my way through DS. Sorted
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Sony delays PS5 launch title Destruction AllStars to February 2021

Yorkshire_Bourne

10 months ago

Wonder how Doritos are gonna deal with this one?!?!.

My friend won a copy of the game through their current promo. oops!
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Here's the first teaser trailer for the Monster Hunter movie

Yorkshire_Bourne

11 months ago

If Milla Jovovich stopped fucking Paul W.S. Anderson, she might actually get a part in another movie!!
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The UK Government wants your thoughts on loot boxes

Yorkshire_Bourne

11 months ago

@bluntforcetrauma Don't put Kinder Surprise on a pedestal!!

They are just as bad for duplicates!!
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Sony apologises for PS5 pre-order chaos

Yorkshire_Bourne

11 months ago

At least they thought better than to add a "Register your interest" link!
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PS5 pre-orders out of stock but more expected at launch

Yorkshire_Bourne

12 months ago

@markrogers I expect the delay is down to traffic.

I ordered mine at 5am and the email took a few mins to come through.
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Yorkshire_Bourne

12 months ago

@GD71 As I said, if I had stumbled my way to the bathroom with my phone I wouldn't have thought to check until now.

I think it went live at 5am as I first clicked on it at 4:56 and the page came up blank. Refreshed the page at 5am and it all loaded up.

Everything still in stock as of this very minute. I ordered the disc version for my son with an extra controller and the charging dock.

It appears I could even order a second console as I just stuck one in the basket and took it through to the payment page (removed though as not a scumbag!) , so not sure about limitations on there.
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Yorkshire_Bourne

12 months ago

ARGOS PRE-ORDERS NOW LIVE!!!!

Rather annoyed as I was under the impression it wasn't going live until after 8am this morning. You do have to pay the full amount up front though unless you have an Argos card!

On the other hand, incredibly glad I needed that early morning dump!!
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Yorkshire_Bourne

12 months ago

@dogmanstar_ Nah, it's mostly Scalpers unfortunately. I've had quite a few choice words to say to some of the chaps on a "gaming dad's" FB page I'm on.

Bragging that the 3 they bought are going on ebay for double what they paid. It sucks but its the nature of the greedy spiteful beast.
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Yorkshire_Bourne

12 months ago

@feralningen Kinda makes you laugh when you think back how many "Register your interest" boxes you filled in over the last few months!

Apparently the wife is currently part way through a scathing email to Very for this exact reason.

Cant wait to have a read when I get home from work!
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Get the 65-inch LG B9 OLED for £1424, a historic low price

Yorkshire_Bourne

1 year ago

@Best2005 I love watching the reviews just as much for the deadpan gags. Vincent is brilliant with his tone and delivery lol
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Hyper Scape is a battle royale with a few smart ideas of its own

Yorkshire_Bourne

1 year ago

Screw it i'll give it a go!

I don't always have multiple hours to game, so I'm not into time-sink sims where I send peasants to plant seeds or move tanks from one hill to another!
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It looks like Sony's rescheduled PS5 games reveal livestream will happen this Thursday

Yorkshire_Bourne

1 year ago

@ThreeBeans Oh boo-hoo!!
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Is the Senua's Saga: Hellblade 2 teaser truly a taste of next-gen power?

Yorkshire_Bourne

2 years ago

@Trendyninja Check out the video for the bands live performance of that song. Group is called Heilung, song is called "In Maidjan". It's a hefty 12 mins long but it's Viking cult growling at it's best haha.
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The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening Switch review - a dream come true

Yorkshire_Bourne

2 years ago

Ok.

I'm 41yrs old. I've played games my whole life.

I can't remember this game?!?!?!?!

I had this confused with a Link to the past on the SNES. I was looking at videos and thought it was a remaster of ALTTP. Turns out I was totally wrong. I bypassed a lot of the the Gameboy era because it all seemed to be about Pokémon!!

Is it quite different from ALTTP?
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Microsoft announces Xbox Game Pass for PC

Yorkshire_Bourne

2 years ago

I was just about to buy Void Bastards on Steam, might hold off now!
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Developer of Medieval multiplayer melee slasher Mordhau apologises after unexpectedly strong launch hobbles servers

Yorkshire_Bourne

2 years ago

@Theshape80 Bought it last night after watching a few live streams, and Mac from Worthabuy said he hadn't laughed at a game as much in ages.

Played the tutorial and about 3 full matches last night before bed and I had tremendous fun.

Like some streamers have said, you might finish a game with 5 kills and 30 deaths, but you had fun throughout the entire match. I love the fact its an up close and personal battler, without the worry of being sniped from the other side of the map. Archers can be annoying but get close to them and cue the benny hill chase music lol.

The physics are a bit iffy, but I still find it more fun than a point and click shooter. Its like being in the middle of a massive TABS battle lol
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Days Gone review - a shallow copy of many better open-world action games

Yorkshire_Bourne

2 years ago

Despite the negatives, I'm looking forward to getting my copy tomorrow.

Played nothing but Apex Legends and Supraland for the last few months, so it'll be nice to play something different.
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Far Cry New Dawn review - a perfectly proportioned slice of Far Cry mayhem

Yorkshire_Bourne

3 years ago

@cs96and Don't worry, I'm sure he's so much fun at parties.

On his own.

In the corner.
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Fallout series sex run world record smashed by speedrunner

Yorkshire_Bourne

3 years ago

@KingFunkIII Think you're over analysing!

However, it does mention that one "Pro tip" was to "push the woman towards the bed!!

Use whatever word you want!
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Yorkshire_Bourne

3 years ago

Pfft, a woman has sex with a 10yr old and she's a paedophile!!

A 10yr old has sex with a woman and it's a celebrated speed run record!!
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55 Apex Legends tips, tricks, and little known features

Yorkshire_Bourne

3 years ago

Wow, it sure does feel like Gibralters lardy thighs are causing him some chub-rub-slowdown!

Good to know that's not the case though
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YouTuber sacrifices sleep to stream Donkey Kong 64, raises $340k for trans kids

Yorkshire_Bourne

3 years ago

I'm not going to pretend I'm fully aware of all this trans stuff!. I'm 40, and other than work, family time and videogames, I enjoy living in my bubble, under my rock!

I was however, incredibly proud of my son the other week, when he told me how he threatened to chin some little gobshites who were making fun of a trans child in his class during form time.
Considering how cruel children can be, I was initially worried that my son would then become a target in the playground, but it appears that after the threat of knuckle-sarnie, nobody is saying anything, and my son and the girl have become friends as a result.

Faith in (my son's) humanity, restored!

I might be a dumb SOAB, but there's a little bit of hope for my offspring's future at least!
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Treyarch improves Call of Duty: Black Ops 4 server rates for most multiplayer modes, but not Blackout

Yorkshire_Bourne

3 years ago

Is one of the soundbugs where it seems like you have constant Awareness on?

Enemy footstep sound is massively exaggerated, and when I do actually use the Awareness perk, it sounds like everyone on the map is close enough to be stomping on my toes ffs.

You'd think it would be a good thing, but it's difficult to play when you can't tell who is literally around the corner or is actually miles away!
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Call of Duty: Black Ops 4 Blackout is like a polished PUBG

Yorkshire_Bourne

3 years ago

Personally can't wait to give this a go on the the pc open beta weekend. And being an older dude, I'm looking forward to the higher TTK. I might actually make it into the top 50!,fingers crossed.

I love PUBG, but I hate those moments where you spend 3 minutes running across a massive empty landscape, only to be shot dead from miles away before even having a chance to react!

A welcome change methinks.
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The best gaming monitor 2021: Digital Foundry's picks for PC, PS5 and Xbox Series X

Yorkshire_Bourne

3 years ago

I have the Dell S2716DG.

I think it's a great monitor, has everything I need but without any annoying RGB nonsense (although I do understand it WOULD make me play better!)

Looks nice and adjusts easily. 144hz,1ms, G-sync.
I'm personally not as arsed about IPS over TN. I mean, I sit in front of my monitor and rarely watch anyone else playing anything on my pc so it looks fine for what I need.
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Companies waved the Pride flag but gaming is still far from queer inclusive

Yorkshire_Bourne

3 years ago

Poor Gays.

I'm off to play Dead Cells now,cya.
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Fortnite blocks you playing on Switch if you've already logged in on PS4

Yorkshire_Bourne

3 years ago

Nevermind all that, I want to know if you have to do "wax on, wax off" motions with the joycons to build a wall?!?!
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Nintendo E3 2018 conference live report

Yorkshire_Bourne

3 years ago

This guy seriously has to translate. Everything?!?!
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Yorkshire_Bourne

3 years ago

No Fortnite on my store?!?!?!
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The mainstream media's inevitable attack on "addictive" Fortnite has begun

Yorkshire_Bourne

3 years ago

"Kids across the land rush home from school to play it"

That's nothing!, I'm about to hit the big 4-0, and I borderline break the law behind the wheel of 4 tonnes of steel to get home from work and play it most days!!
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A Wii U game is coming out

Yorkshire_Bourne

3 years ago

Nintendoland, Wii party u and Mario party 10 are played every Sunday when we have the family round.

Hoping the switch gets something along the same lines ASAP.
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Grainger Games tells shops not to open, they are being closed

Yorkshire_Bourne

3 years ago

Oh great, the one 5 mins away from my house typically "got the call".

Almost called in there this morning as I was trying to price check Far Cry 5 gold edition, but their website was down. Makes sense now.

So I'm left with Argos and CEX for my local brick and mortar gaming needs. Tis a sad day Indeed!
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"We could be the biggest game in the western world"

Yorkshire_Bourne

4 years ago

@saxxonde

Mine used to be like that. Then over time I got better and now I regularly end up in the top 10.

Its all about getting lucky with a landing spot and catching people off guard.

I watched the world #1 ranked player lose 3 times in a row yesterday. Considering he has nearly 1500 1st place wins, it proves that he is human after all and luck wasn't on his side those times.
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PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds review

Yorkshire_Bourne

4 years ago

I love Fortnite, and I want to love this.

The treacle controls are putting me off a little. I have to run up to a door and press x before I get to it, otherwise I end up running into the door and simply bouncing off to the side, furiously stabbing the x button to open the door as I'm being shot at!

I'm hoping to try this out with the Xim at some point though, as that might smooth out some of the issues I'm currently experiencing.
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People are doing impressive things in Nier: Automata

Yorkshire_Bourne

5 years ago

@jabberwocky you've got to be a certified madman to put the whole sachet of powdered death into those things. About a quarter is enough for me, and even then I'm drinking something cold after every mouthful.

Damn fine noodles though, in a sado-hunger-beater kinda way!
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Meet the man camping for a month to get the Nintendo Switch

Yorkshire_Bourne

5 years ago

What did his girlfr......

Oh, oh silly me, of course he hasn't!!

It also appears there are at least 8 other girlfriend-less virgins hovering on these forums :0)
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Titanfall 2 is getting a new pilot-only multiplayer mode

Yorkshire_Bourne

5 years ago

Looking forward to tons of Gamesager videos of him wiping teams out, within 10 seconds of the round starting!!
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Ariana Grande is a Final Fantasy character

Yorkshire_Bourne

5 years ago

I couldn't have told you what she looks like, but I'd recognise her annoying autotuned vocals, and annoyingly samey lyrics/songs any day of the week.

I had no idea about her licking donuts or calling americans "fat".

I must have missed those critical nuggets of news whilst I was busy living!!

Not having a go at her agent or anything, I'm just saying not everything that "celebrities" do, gets noticed by joe public.
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Gifts for Gamers - Christmas gift guide 2016

Yorkshire_Bourne

5 years ago

I've had that VR headset stand/Move controller dock on pre-order since the beginning of November, when it stated a December 15th 2016 release!

Then at the end of November, it changed to January, and now it's changed to fecking February ffs!

Why is it taking so long to get this thing out in the shops?!?!, I'm fed up of having to charge my move controllers one at a time with that shitty USB lead!
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Marvel at the first footage of Full Throttle Remastered

Yorkshire_Bourne

5 years ago

Great game but I played it so many times in front of different friends that I was basically speed-running the damn thing and was finishing it in a few hours.

Great game though if you never played it first time round.
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What I think after five hours of Resident Evil 7

Yorkshire_Bourne

5 years ago

FECK!
DRINK!
ARSE!
GIRLS!

*Ahem*

Sorry, I read the name and immediately went through that lot in my head!

I cannot wait for this game to come out!

I just hope they have a difficulty setting that reduces jump scares, otherwise I'm going to have to stock up on boxer shorts at Primarni over Christmas!!
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Watch: Johnny and Ian play Killing Floor 2, bicker endlessly

Yorkshire_Bourne

5 years ago

Saw a few of my friends playing this last night (PS4), and thought I might give it a whirl if it's cheap enough.

£34.99?!?!, feck that!.

It does look fun but I could see me getting bored of the same enemies chasing me after a few hours.
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Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare's campaign is slick, morbid and a bit dull

Yorkshire_Bourne

5 years ago

Jet-pack-double-jumping-wall-running COD games are a poor mans Titanfall.

Sorry, but they did do it first. And better.
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Battlefield designer reveals promising-looking Viking monster game

Yorkshire_Bourne

5 years ago

Barrymore jokes aside, I like the look of this.
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Thumper review

Yorkshire_Bourne

5 years ago

I've played the demo but wasn't blown away.

Its weird reading all the hugely positive reviews and comments, and feeling like I'm playing a completely different game!

I want to like it, it just didn't make me think it was an essential purchase.
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