| I wouldn't even mind putting down the money to play the single player campaign if only they allowed it to be offline: at least the Avengers game for all its flaws allowed for that. Otherwise it's just a ticking countdown towards an inevitably unplayable file when the servers are cut off. It's the feeling of having nothing to show for your money at some unspecified point in the future that is such a huge turn off to me at least. |
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Fortnite is hosting a Martin Luther King experience
Outriders dev says Square Enix yet to pay it a royalty fee
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Metal Gear Solid speedrunning community in a frenzy after streamer accidentally discovers huge skip
| @YCoCg I believe that was intended to point towards the habits of lexicon used rather than a gender war competition, but I could be wrong. 🤗 |
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Farewell, Emma!
| A lovely farewell, but come on, Emma's puns were actually pretty great and creative a lot of the time! 😉 Here's to hopefully better times ahead wherever the fork in the road takes her and her eclectic bag of wordsmithery. 🤞 |
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There's a new South Park game in development
| @ninjatendo90 Let us not also forget the cultural cornerstones that were South Park Rally and, of course, Chef's Love Shack too!😋 |
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| Here's hoping it be some sort of updated type of first person adventure like that N64 game I 'member playing with my friend from school. *Adjusts rose-tinted glasses* What's the worst that could happen? 😉 |
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Ahead of Cyberpunk 2077's PlayStation Store return, there's a big performance and bug-fixing patch
| Yeah 30 gig download for me on PS5, had to delete some stuff. Surprised it's only supposed to be for bugs and performance with that size though, damn. Game development be crazy! 😳🙃 |
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Five Nights at Freddy's creator confirms claims he has financially backed Donald Trump
| To be fair, it's a pretty lucrative lifestyle being a professional "cancel culture" "victim" for the modern right-wing media circus these days, so I can see why people like him are so welcoming towards it. |
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Capcom's convoluted Resident Evil Village demo rollout disrespects our time
| I would hesitate to add that any weaponisation of FOMO in the marketplace is unhealthy for pretty much anyone except publishers' bank accounts. It's just another dirty trick this system gleefully encourages. |
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PS5 the fastest-selling console in US history
| @grassyknoll C - O - P - E |
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Outriders is suffering login issues on launch day
| Is it not concerning that it's already been out a day, yet reviews are nowhere to be seen? |
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Players are turning off Cyberpunk 2077's film grain to improve console visuals
| Mate, I'm always turning off film grain anyway, it's an ugly filter that gets in the way of plenty of artists' hard work, and I cannot understand the "AAA" obsession with always having it on. It doesn't improve anything. |
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Everything announced at The Game Awards 2020
| Cinematic trailers. Cinematic trailers everywhere. I loved the first Perfect Dark, but the trailer ending on the line "this is just the beginning" really left a bit of a 'hackneyed-writing' flavour as a first impression unfortunately. |
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Monster Hunter: World review-bombed on Steam amid movie backlash in China
| Oopsie doodles! This is a "David Cage tweets 'all lives matter' to promote his game over the BLM protests" level of failure to read the room |
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Worms Rumble is a hectic real-time delight
| The grapple hook is a game changer, if you can find one. A mode dedicated to grapple hooks and rocket launchers would be a riot methinks! |
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The Wonderful 101: Remastered now has a two-hour demo on Switch, PS4, and PC
| This is a wise decision. That theme song during the first level just secured them a purchase from me. |
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It takes too damn long to level up weapons in Call of Duty: Black Ops Cold War
| *Cough* Gotta entice those microtransactions *Definitely not a covid cough* |
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Hitman 3 reveals neon-drenched Chongqing location
| Plot twist for the Dartmoor Agatha Christie level: The murderer was Agent 47 ALL ALONG! |
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Why Spider-Man: Miles Morales doesn't have the Chrysler Building
| Honestly can't say I noticed or cared while playing. But it's nice to have learnt something new today regardless! 😉 |
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Titanfall surprise launches on Steam - is met with immediate "Mostly Negative" reception
The video below reveals the typical experience of playing Titanfall on PC right now:I'll believe that. |
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Godfall review: a beautiful but hollow action RPG
| Like Ryse: Son of Rome and The Order 18whatervydoos, this is fated as the typical rushed console launch exclusive - quickly made and paraded through the shallow waters of fancy graphics tech demo to give early adopters a sense of validation that their new machine is best boi purchase. Destined for the bargain bins of every Asda within 6 months. |
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PlayStation boss dodges God of War: Ragnarok PS5 exclusivity question
| I reckon journalists should keep asking him about the potential storage problems, so when he inevitably responds with "I've already answered this, why do you keep asking the same question?" They can say to him "We're just not hearing that." |
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Assassin's Creed Valhalla Amazon Prime rewards let you fly around as a pigeon
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🤨 Excuse me whilst I repurpose this information back into the nearest sick bag. Thanks! Huh, people actually think this type of gating content behind yet more subscriptions is a good thing? Seriously? Aight, I'm out. |
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Yakuza producer would "like to get involved" in a Sonic the Hedgehog game
| A depressed and destitute Shadow the Hedgehog reads on, wide-eyed in yearning anticipation... |
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Assassin's Creed Valhalla's Ravensthorpe is a real place, and a complete coincidence
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Ravensthorpians: "Finally some representation, hell yeah!" Ubisoft: "oh, err..." *Awkwardly tugs at collar* "About that .." |
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Assassin's Creed Valhalla doesn't sell XP boosts like Odyssey
| And yet a finely crafted open world game like Ghost of Tsushima has all of the usual cosmetic options unlockable in game with no attempts to swindle the customer for more money after they payed out for the full single-player game already. |
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It looks like Marvel's Avengers failed to do the business for Square Enix
| @jonc24 There was also a fair bit of mishandling and bad press from Squeenix before release, including attempts at dodgy pre-order promotion, inclusion of unnecessary microtransactions, unnecessary multiplayer in a prominently single-player IP, leaks of how little faith they had in single player games and consoles, leaks of how they split the narrative in two...it goes on. Sales success/failure is not as simple as you seem to claim it is unfortunately. And with Cyberpunk generating as much hype as it has lately, there is no excuse to fall back on such lazy reasoning. |
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| Would be lying if I said there wasn't any schadenfreude from reading this. It was a gross corporate orgy of execs greedily chasing bad trends, which they chose to sacrifice the conclusion of Deus Ex for. Hopefully the right lessons are learnt from this, but not holding out hope to be honest. |
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There's no new WipEout game, but there is a WipEout supercar
| I take issue with the headline's claim. There is a new Wipeout, it's just called Pacer now instead. You could try it if interested! 😉 |
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PlayStation 5 review: welcome to the next generation
| Excellent! Now all that's left is to engage in the simple, quick and trouble-free task of purchasing one! |
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Yakuza: Like a Dragon review - Yakuza goes JRPG, for better and for worse
| @45709 I think you may be misreading a simple musing intended as a constructive criticism for a bitter damnation. Critics are paid to dissect as it is, it's literally their job description. It didn't read to me as if the writer was that bothered by it, just that they thought it could be improved upon and may be to some people's distaste, just like when GTAV came out, many critics brought up the unlikeable actions of the protagonists while saying it wasn't a deal-breaker for them, but might push some other people away. It's just a critic thing, i see it in film reviews too, trying to speak to a variety of different people at the same time...nothing to take that harshly really. |
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Leaked video shows PS5 Spider-Man: Miles Morales loading in just seven seconds
| Bah...come back when you can load faster than my sexy time finishes, sony! |
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Fortnite storyline has plans for "many years of Marvel integration"
| How grim. |
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Snowy survival game The Long Dark is going full-on horror this Halloween
| Wait, but...I'm already shit at the game. Would you do this to me? |
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PlayStation releases free Black Lives Matter PS4 theme
| @StealthyG4MER Tell that to the police, who's opinions are the ones we actually care about when they're the ones brandishing authority with lethal force. |
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| @tehot Yes, the police do have a noticeable habit of doing those things. Well done for the acute observation. |
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Our first look at the PlayStation 5 user interface - and it could be a game-changer
| Of course the UI is a game-changer...how else am i supposed to change between games? |
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You can carry Spider-Cat around in your backpack in Spider-Man: Miles Morales
| Fecking. Sold. |
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Here's a look at PUBG's dynamic map in action
| Having no interest in this game, i clicked only to confirm my suspicions on who was being that subheader pun. These suspicions have now been validated as correct. 😋 |
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These Eurogamer 'Essential' games are going cheap for Amazon Prime Day
| These really aren't good deals. Would've thought a corporation as ethically challenged as amazon would at least try to push the boat out for their self-fellating "consume here" day to actually challenge people's resolve. Isn't that usually the moral quandry? Sacrificing price for ethical consumption? Or vice versa? Bah. They're not even trying! 😋 |
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Milla Jovovich has "flirtatious relationship" with Meowscular Chef in Monster Hunter movie
| No one can see it, but i assure you i am cringing pretty badly from this information. |
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As Star Citizen turns eight years old, the single-player campaign still sounds a long way off
| @VanBurenPhilips At this point in time, with how badly it all looks, i wouldn't be surprised to find out a significant chunck of it is just money laundering. |
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Bugsnax releases next month as PS5 launch title
| All i know about this game is through memes i've never actually seen. Curious curiousness. |
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Watch Dogs Legion's season pass includes a female Assassin's Creed hero
| If you don't get small groups of teens on the street asking if you wanna buy any weed, or if you can get any for them, it's not an authentic experience. |
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Here's the first teaser trailer for the Monster Hunter movie
| Paul W S Anderson wishes he could reach the lofty heights of mediocrity that is Michael Bay. |
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Crash Bandicoot 4: It's About Time review - a flawed gem
| Should be noted that this is activision and they cannot be trusted to not add microtransactions after review periods these days. Looking at the game's legal waffle, it states "Mandatory updates may be required to play" and "offline play 'enabled'" as if it's some temporary privilege too. I sense some form of post-review monetisation for sure. |
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| @EverilCorwell Especially with Activision, and especially with the modern Crash franchise. |
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Bossa makes Surgeon Simulator 2 free for NHS staff
| This is lovely of them, a pretty cool thing to do! Makes me wish i had a PC now. Oh well. Oh, and remember, kids, if you really do want to save the NHS, don't vote Tory ever. Enjoy your day if you can! |
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Vampyr and Need for Speed: Payback are October's PlayStation Plus games
| Well, at least with Vampyr you know you're getting the full game, eh? (I thought it was alright tbh) |
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Games of a Generation sale now underway on the PSN Store
| How is F1 2020 a "game of the generation"? It's a bloody annual franchise! Oh and whilst I'm here complaining about things that couldn't matter less, through sheer total boredom, their "Big in Japan" sale looks way more "Made in Japan" especially with one of them being The Quiet Man...was that big anywhere?? It was impressively bad. *sigh* Alright, I'm done here. Thanks for hearing me out. Continue as you were! And remember to vote! |
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