WoodenSpoon

Total War: Rome 2 re-review

WoodenSpoon

4 years ago

Pity that the mod scene didn't get more of a look in here, in the span between reviews a bunch have been released and many of them vastly improve upon various aspects of the base game.
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Into the Dead review

WoodenSpoon

5 years ago

wtf is an auto-runner?
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War Z gameplay footage: the DayZ comparisons continue

WoodenSpoon

6 years ago

If it's DayZ but with combat that's actually fun then I'm all over it.
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DayZ's Dean Hall: Rocket Man Rising

WoodenSpoon

6 years ago

I wish EG would stop using the same 3 pictures for all its Day Z stuff. They're not even really representative of what the game looks like.
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Dead Space 3 changes are about "opening up to a larger audience"

WoodenSpoon

6 years ago

Can't wait for the favela level!!!
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Massive Battlefield 3 patch dated and detailed

WoodenSpoon

6 years ago

AEK with heavy barrel and foregrip's getting even better :o
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Explosive Hitman: Absolution trailer has killer nuns

WoodenSpoon

6 years ago

To be honest I wish they'd go back to the drawing board, make a hitman game without any of the super assassins and bollocks.
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Mysterious Hitman: Absolution E3 teaser image released

WoodenSpoon

6 years ago

I hope its multiplayer, if its SP I think they'll look kinda silly.
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COD Elite rival Battlefield Premium to be unveiled at E3 - report

WoodenSpoon

6 years ago

I just want some maps that actually feel big.

Now that you can run faster and see further all of the maps feel really small, and they've lost that sense of a shifting front that you used to get. Attacking Karkand now is just a case of sprinting to G - this was a massive pain in the arse back in the day, now it takes two seconds.
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New Arma 3 footage reveals alpha test setting

WoodenSpoon

6 years ago

@dadrester Focus is very much on realism, but as a general rule the Arma games are super buggy and have terrible SP campaigns; you need to put quite a bit of time in online to get the most of them I think.
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Hitman: Absolution Returns

WoodenSpoon

7 years ago

Making the options available to you more obvious sounds bad - the whole point of the other games was working out what you had to do! On the other hand making the shooty controls better sounds good.

Guess we'll just have to see!
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UK Origin now grants Battlefield 3 beta

WoodenSpoon

7 years ago

I totally just caved.
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Hitman: Absolution

WoodenSpoon

7 years ago

Really bad feeling about this.
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Deus Ex: Human Revolution

WoodenSpoon

7 years ago

wannnnt
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PC, 360 Bad Company 2 will lag today

WoodenSpoon

8 years ago

G3 + Acog!
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UK chart: Mafia II untouchable on top

WoodenSpoon

8 years ago

Good to see Mafia 2 do well despite the ABYSMAL EG review.
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Mafia II

WoodenSpoon

8 years ago

So what planet does John Teti come from?
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ArmA II: Operation Arrowhead

WoodenSpoon

8 years ago

I want this but I'm not going to put myself through it.
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Prince of Persia: The Forgotten Sands

WoodenSpoon

8 years ago

Saw this being played last night and I have to say the score here seems really harsh.

After the Sands of Time sequels everyone complained that they wanted the first game back; now its here and it gets panned for being too much like Sands of Time.
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ArmA II

WoodenSpoon

9 years ago

Trust me I tried all the potential solutions going round, none of them really worked. I think it was a more general input lag than mouselag, and it seemed as disconnected from the framerate as that sort of thing can be... I just hope it's fixed for Arma 2, but I'm not getting my hopes up.
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WoodenSpoon

9 years ago

I hope they fix the weird mouse lag etc, if arma 1 felt as responsive when you were moving around and aiming as call of duty or something it would have been unreal
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Spider-Man 3: The Game - Comparison Gallery

WoodenSpoon

11 years ago

The PS3 ones look much worse - they have fuzzier textures, weaker particle effects and fewer fewer objects onscreen. Discuss.
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Medieval 2: Total War

WoodenSpoon

12 years ago

Turn off shadows for big performance boost!
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Double Agent PC demos

WoodenSpoon

12 years ago

Yeah I tried it but got the same error, maybe it's something else.
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WoodenSpoon

12 years ago

You NEED SM3?

What about all the last gen ATI cards?
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Final Fantasy XII

WoodenSpoon

12 years ago

I really liked the World Maps!
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Company of Heroes demo

WoodenSpoon

12 years ago

GRAR UNSKIPPABLE CUTSCENES!
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Eurogamer's Summer of PC Plenty

WoodenSpoon

12 years ago

Respect to anyone that can work out how to enter console commands in Gunroar!
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New pics of Wii accessories

WoodenSpoon

12 years ago

why not have a standalone lightgun ?
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Monolith doing F.E.A.R. sequels

WoodenSpoon

12 years ago

apprehensiveness ?
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Virtua Fighter 5

WoodenSpoon

12 years ago

I would have commented on Virtua Fighter 5 here, but everyone is talking shit ! :)
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Medieval 2: Total War announced

WoodenSpoon

12 years ago

I played the demo but was put off by the scores as well.

There can't be many other eras apart from the Napoleonic that they'd want focus on after this though, they've covered the most popular 'themes' from history already and I dont see them going for a 20th Century or prehistoric setting.
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Reader Top 50 of 2005: 10-1

WoodenSpoon

12 years ago

Need for Speed + Forza + GT - GT Legends = no hope
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Reader Top 50 of 2005: 50-41

WoodenSpoon

12 years ago

GT LEGFGGNE
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Top 50 Games of 2005: 10 to 6

WoodenSpoon

12 years ago

Now I'm scared that GT Legends will not be in the top 50 games at all !
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Top 50 Games of 2005: 15 to 11

WoodenSpoon

12 years ago

Gt Legends gets a place in the top ten, then !

Edit:

You're in the minority, Errol.
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WoodenSpoon

12 years ago

BF2 is far too buggy to be the best game of the year.
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Top 50 Games of 2005: 20 to 16

WoodenSpoon

12 years ago

GT LEGENDS GO !
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Top 50 Games of 2005: 30 to 21

WoodenSpoon

13 years ago

GT LEGENDS FOR NUMBER 1!
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Top 50 Games of 2005: 40 to 31

WoodenSpoon

13 years ago

GT Legends for number 2 !
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Silent Hill Movie

WoodenSpoon

13 years ago

It's going to be shit.
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New Virtua Fighter 5 details

WoodenSpoon

13 years ago

for the win!
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Shadow of the Colossus

WoodenSpoon

13 years ago

do those disk swap jobbies work with this ?
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WoodenSpoon

13 years ago

" The screenies always remind me of this book I had as a child."

!!!!!!

Best book ever !!!
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WoodenSpoon

13 years ago

/might import
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Fahrenheit

WoodenSpoon

13 years ago

PC version + xbox controller.
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FFXI needs X360 HDD?

WoodenSpoon

13 years ago

You think its obvious to a random mother that an MMO needs a hardrive? heh, fuckwits.
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Hitman: Blood Money

WoodenSpoon

13 years ago

They've changed the Hitman's face. He looks like Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito's lovechild. Dude. 0_o
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Black & White 2

WoodenSpoon

13 years ago

Meh, I like Molyneux. At least he's enthusiastic and attempts to do something original with each game. It's a fucking lot more than you can say for just about every other big dev out there.
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Killer 7

WoodenSpoon

13 years ago

I was thinking of a clever Kid A comment just when I came to reading the comment about Kid A in the review. Bast!
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