WillyWanka

Hitman 5 teaser trailer unleashed

WillyWanka

7 years ago

Sorry for the pedantry, but the CN Tower hasn't been the tallest building/free standing structure since 2007...

EDIT: obligatory spelling-mistake-in-pedantic-post irony fail! It always happens! :D
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Retrospective: Myst

WillyWanka

8 years ago

disoriented, not disorientated
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Modern Warfare 2: Stimulus Package

WillyWanka

8 years ago

Actually, it's just 3 new maps
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PES 2010: Pro Evolution Soccer

WillyWanka

9 years ago

marronthered, I resent that. Nothing beats a cheeky bit of J-pop!
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New Lord of the Rings game on the way

WillyWanka

9 years ago

Stop getting Tolkien wrong!
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No PlayStation 2 price cut for the UK

WillyWanka

9 years ago

Don't you see you Euro skeptic pigs?! If we joined the Euro we'd have cheap PS2s in 2009! Oh I bet you're feeling sorry now!
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GDC: Red Alert, SSX target iPhone

WillyWanka

9 years ago

Add me to the "Eurogamer, make a iPhone/iPod Touch section already for fuck's sake" gang.

its teH futchoor I tellz ya!1!
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GDC: Braid cost 200k to make, says Blow

WillyWanka

9 years ago

:D
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Grand Theft Auto: Chinatown Wars

WillyWanka

9 years ago

These comments make me weep (well not all of them just the obvious few...)

May pick this up, but as the first poster already said, it's probably wise to wait for some player reviews before buying, as this might end up being just another journalism jizz fest over a technically impressive, albeit DUUUULLLL game
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Huge Gears 2 patch, map pack soon

WillyWanka

9 years ago

Thank god they're penalising people who drop out mid-game. I'm sick and tired of people leaving the moment they realise a match won't be a walk in the park.

The lag is definately less severe after the first patch compared to what it was like at launch, but it still needs improving. GOW2 was a game I was looking forward to for a long time, but I lost interest rapidly as the multiplayer was broken. Still find it shocking that such a high profile game was such a buggy mess on release. But then again they knew gimps like me would buy it regardless...
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Resident Evil 5

WillyWanka

9 years ago

resident shit
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Empire: Total War

WillyWanka

9 years ago

I dont understand the Glasgow comment. You do realise it IS on the West coast? Or am I missing some hilarious joke and have just made a fool of myself? :(
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Gears of War 2 update goes Live

WillyWanka

9 years ago

Do you still get "sucked into" chainsaws? For me this was the most aggravating part of GoW2 and when coupled with the underpowered and slower shotguns, made the game almost unplayable for me; so much so that I've not touched it for about a month. Will give this update a shot though to see if they're anti-b0rked it

basically i just want the Gears 1 balance to the weapons
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Bigwigs make predictions for 2009

WillyWanka

9 years ago

Whilst I'm inclined to agree with Molyneux, I remember feeling the same way this time last year, especially after the success of '07. However, 2008 (arguably) ended up even better than the year before, so I'm still optimistic that 2009 will deliver after all.
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Editor's blog: How the Top 50 works

WillyWanka

9 years ago

wall of text
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Team Fortress 2 update due in days

WillyWanka

9 years ago

Thank fuck! 360 FINALLY gets this stuff \0/ \0/ \0/
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Vote in the EG reader survey 2008

WillyWanka

10 years ago

BRAID, BRAID, BRAID!
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Home open beta to begin tomorrow

WillyWanka

10 years ago

Time to dust off the old ps3. I am actually genuinely excited by this
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Time reveals top 10 games of 2008

WillyWanka

10 years ago

"Isn't Braid a fairly standard platformer with the clever addition of the time mechanism, but most importantly done beautifully? "

Yes that's part of the appeal. But for me the greatest part of the game is it's story: the melancholy atmosphere went down well for me and after the amazing end I felt genuinely moved. This, coupled with the ingenious puzzling, make this my GOTY

/edit: to reduce the pretentious fuckwittery as much as possible
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Banjo-Kazooie

WillyWanka

10 years ago

Still first day purchase. banjo is teh sexxez, you're fucking WRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG eg!
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Football Manager 2009

WillyWanka

10 years ago

Another week, another launch day purchase
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Eurogamer meets Gemma and Tim

WillyWanka

10 years ago

"Comes out on Xbox"

This is one of those stupid little things that annoys me; it sounds far less clumsy to say "the xbox" or "the ps3"! Offtopic and pointless i know, but it really grates on me for some reason.
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Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts

WillyWanka

10 years ago

Will still get this, should be a good 'un during the post christmas drought
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Resistance 2

WillyWanka

10 years ago

#you ALLLLLLLLLLLL READYYY know how this WIIIIIIIIIIIL EEEEEEND#
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UK charts: Fallout 3 is new clear leader

WillyWanka

10 years ago

Glad to see FIFA is back on top of PES though, it IS definately the better game this year

/still feels dirty :s
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Gears of War 2

WillyWanka

10 years ago

Lol at everyone falling for squarejaw. You've netted a huge haul of idiots SJH!
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BBC at Eurogamer Expo - watch now

WillyWanka

10 years ago

Still can't believe all this racism crap surrounding Resi 5
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GameStation offers gold Gears 2 gun

WillyWanka

10 years ago

Why are people ever attracted to this crap? A big, fake, geeky gun: whoopdie fuck
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LittleBigPlanet

WillyWanka

10 years ago

Spurslo....oh wrong thread
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No Team Fortress 2 updates for PS3

WillyWanka

10 years ago

\o/ (about it coming to the 360, never knew that!)

Now if they can just fix the crippling lag that infests every 2nd game I play...
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UK Banjo pre-orders net XBLA version

WillyWanka

10 years ago

I never knew banjo original was coming out! HUZZAHHH!
\ o/
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Football Manager 2009 dated, detailed

WillyWanka

10 years ago

Damn you, SI,all I want is my life back, stop making this game please! WHY WON'T YOU LET ME LIVE ;_;
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Call of Duty: World at War

WillyWanka

10 years ago

If you want to make WWII fresh do it from the German's perspective. I'm so tired of yankee-doodle heroes.
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Nintendo "still not satisfied" by sales

WillyWanka

10 years ago

Never thought that disgusting piece of hardware, the DS, would sell 100million, but even I couldn't resist when they brought out the sexi-time Lite.

/shallow
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Nintendo E3 Conference

WillyWanka

10 years ago

can't believe it's over a yaer since Wii Fit was announced!
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UK charts: Smash Bros. is smash hit

WillyWanka

10 years ago

@mem

I wasn't sure before but after you put that post in capitals how can I resist? ;)
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J Allard gets a new job title

WillyWanka

10 years ago

Is this the baldy that was in Space Giraffe?
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Call of Duty: World at War

WillyWanka

10 years ago

I think it sounds intersting too. I've never understood why everyone is, and has been for the last 6 monhts, jizzing thmeselves over COD4. Yeah its good, but it's not super immense...i only play the multiplayer because all my mates play it. But yeah this sounds promising, let's just hope it's nowt like the Medal of Honour one /shudders

A controversial game basis I know, but anone else think one way of freshening up the European theatre side of WWII would be to play from a German perspective? Ofcourse the Daily Mail's readership would simultaneously die of heart attacks that now computers games: "the Devil's Seed tm" were turning our innocent children into Nazis, but if TASTEFULLY done, I think the whole fight-in-vain idea would be pretty poignant.

Ofcourse this will probably never be done as Americans seem to only buy games starring gung-ho, yankee doodle type persons
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Valve explains Pyro TF2 updates

WillyWanka

10 years ago

my 360 is crying
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Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots review

WillyWanka

10 years ago

wholly christ +1000 in a day
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Gears of War 2

WillyWanka

10 years ago

yakult
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Banjo-Kazooie 3 "not a racing game"

WillyWanka

10 years ago

Be good god damn it!
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Killzone 2

WillyWanka

10 years ago

The first game was pash. The most overhyped PS2 game imo.
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Reeves explains why Europe has to wait

WillyWanka

10 years ago

Seems like most people on here don't use Queen's English anyway. It's localised, there's no "zee". Farking americaniZation!
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GTA IV sales hit 600k on day one

WillyWanka

10 years ago

ZOMGITSA10BUTNOGAMEISPERFECTLOL!!!!111!!
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Drunk-driving group cross with GTA IV

WillyWanka

10 years ago

No this is spartaaaaaaaaaaaa
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