TroubleMaker411

Share your favourite moments from Obsidian games and win consoles!

TroubleMaker411

8 months ago

South Park: The Stick of Truth.
What? I get to name my character? Awesome.
What shall I name him! Sir Dragon Slayer? Holden McGroin? Ben Dover?
Nope.
Ages wasted agonising over the name Iím going to be stuck with for the next 10hours. Thatís it. Settled. Iím going with Sir Magic AnalCannon. Perfect.

Hits OK

Your name is... DOUCHEBAG!
You fuckers!
Genius!
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Assassin's Creed movie lets you phone Jeremy Irons' voicemail

TroubleMaker411

2 years ago

So, they give you Rodrigo Borgia's phone number? Awesome!
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Voice actors strike has been authorised

TroubleMaker411

3 years ago

@himmatsj why? Tv actors get residuals. Why shouldn't game actors?
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Apple is removing games with the Confederate flag from the App Store

TroubleMaker411

3 years ago

I mean, they can do whatever they like with their own storefront, but that seems like a pretty broad stroke. It is, after all, a part of history. No amount of deleting games is going to change that.
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New Rock Band is in development for PS4 and Xbox One - report

TroubleMaker411

3 years ago

Bitching and moaning on Twitter works guys!
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Latest Assassin's Creed Unity patch boosts performance

TroubleMaker411

3 years ago

It's definitely been much improved since the last patch on PS4. It's actually feeling like the kind of game I expected to be playing.
Now, if only I could get Ubisoft to reverse the countless awful game mechanic and dev choices they made, I'd be back to being a die hard Assassin's Creed fan.
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Assassin's Creed Unity season pass owners can now claim their free game

TroubleMaker411

3 years ago

Well, that was painless enough.
Even better seeing as I've been, more or less, happy with my experience with Unity!
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Assassin's Creed Unity's Dead Kings DLC will now be free

TroubleMaker411

3 years ago

@RoryYoungs The details link within the post from uni says they are discontinuing the season pass
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TroubleMaker411

3 years ago

24 notes for a brand new 40 quid game, plus the single player DLC for free (plus you still get all the little in game extras and AC Chronicles). If you're still playing the game, thats all win win as far as I'm concerned.
Was just about to order FC4 as well. Result. I can buy something non-ubi with my trade in cash now!
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DICE ponders: what did people really like about Battlefield: Bad Company?

TroubleMaker411

4 years ago

I would guess that BFBC2 was the last time you were allowed to do your own thing.
The story was dumb fun (although granted not as funny as the first) and the multiplayer just flowed really well.

A lot of people forget the teething issues, it was 3-4 months before BFBC2 was playable online, but once it was, it was great.

FREE MAPS!
That absolutely helped. Not dividing your player base by charging an extortionate amount for your maps (However good they may be it divides players)

Finally, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I would put it to you that the push for technical prowess over actual game play (2 frostbite iterations in as many BF games) has hindered your ability to make a fun game.

Just my opinion though
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Watch someone run around a huge Battlefield Hardline map all on their own

TroubleMaker411

4 years ago

That dude looks bizarrely out of place on that bike!
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Microsoft and publishers talking Kinect-less Xbox One performance boost

TroubleMaker411

4 years ago

Wait, what?
So in future, I'll get better performance if I unplug my Kinect?
DONE!
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Super Mario Bros. actor Bob Hoskins dies aged 71

TroubleMaker411

4 years ago

Pretty gutting to see more than one site report that the guy from Mario brothers has died.
If you have to drag up that shit to make it relevant to your site, maybe just leave it be.
RIP Bob. A proper legend, whether or not people report this as such.
"The Mafia? I've shit 'em"
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$499 Virtuix Omni VR treadmill shipping September

TroubleMaker411

4 years ago

Will I get to walk around the places in photos my friends put on their facebook walls?
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EA apologises for Frostbite's "stupid" anti-Nintendo April Fool

TroubleMaker411

4 years ago

From a business standpoint, I see the need for the apology. But for Christ's sake, it was a joke.
Who took offense to it?
Are Valve, and all the fans that want HL3 getting an apology too?
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Spec Ops lead making "existential, surreal horror" indie game

TroubleMaker411

4 years ago

@xaml
Yeah, let's put that to bed straight away.
The word Rape, can also mean "the wanton destruction or spoiling of a place"
http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/english/rape
Also "To Plunder, despoil" and "To seize, take or carry off by force"
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/rape
While it's common use is for sexual assault, let's not forget that this beautiful language we have is pretty diverse.
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TroubleMaker411

4 years ago

Cory Davis is a tank. I love the guy's work. and anyone that said this about tacked on multiplayer:
It sheds a negative light on all of the meaningful things we did in the single-player experience. The multiplayer game's tone is entirely different, the game mechanics were raped to make it happen, and it was a waste of money,No one is playing it, and I don't even feel like it's part of the overall package - it's another game rammed onto the disk like a cancerous growth, threatening to destroy the best things about the experience that the team at Yager put their heart and souls into creating
is alright in my book.
Can't wait to see what he does
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Assassin's Creed 4: Black Flag GOTY Edition announced

TroubleMaker411

4 years ago

@skowhegan True, I was just hoping for a little more. FC was aweosme, but I was looking for it to continue a little bit before the GOTY edition appeared
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TroubleMaker411

4 years ago

Was kinda hoping we'd get more Single Player DLC before this comes out.
The season pass feels like a waste of money now.
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Rambo: The Video Game review

TroubleMaker411

4 years ago

Even if you only use the yard stick of the first Rambo film, it deserves much better than this.
Call it dumb all you fancy, but First Blood is a classic and anyone involved with this bastardisation should be castrated with a wooden spoon!
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Win a £400 Sony Entertainment Network voucher

TroubleMaker411

4 years ago

Assassin's Creed III's "The Tyranny of King Washington"

Didnt expect a full on Alternate reality story when I bought the Season Pass, but it was an enormous amount of fun to play.
ACIII Was medicre, at best. But the Tyranny was So brilliantly thought out and turned the gameplay right on it's head. Loved every cloaked minuted!
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Microsoft announces Xbox One Media Remote

TroubleMaker411

4 years ago

You know it's a con. It's a complete waste of cash, BUT......
My lovefilm and Netflix accounts have really come into their own. I'd grab this in a heartbeat.
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Battlefield 4 Naval Strike DLC adds new mode Carrier Assault

TroubleMaker411

4 years ago

Ahh, I remember tTitan mode very well.
I loved it

Any kind of return is good news in my book.
It played a lot like the mode in Dust514 that had you capping points to destroy the enemy's Command Centre, looking forward to playing it again.
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Xbox One firmware update due in March - report

TroubleMaker411

4 years ago

@The-Bodybuilder
Very true, but to be hearin of it less than 3 months after initial purchase? That's a pretty big kick in the teeth, no matter what your motives for buying the machine ( to support the machine, believe it or not, I'm a gamer and I want to play games)
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TroubleMaker411

4 years ago

Nothing quite like supporting the company with a day one purchase, to realise you got the Gimped version!
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Ubisoft is developing Tetris for PlayStation 4 and Xbox One

TroubleMaker411

4 years ago

Just..... Why?
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Zavvi threatens customers with legal action after accidentally sending free Vitas

TroubleMaker411

4 years ago

I genuinely wonder if anyone has contacted them to moan that they didn't get the copy of Tearaway that they paid for!
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Fighter Within review

TroubleMaker411

4 years ago

10/10 for the entertaining reading though!
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EA PS4 games cost an eye-watering £63 from PlayStation Store

TroubleMaker411

4 years ago

@El_MUERkO
True,
But you'd need an american account to activate the codes (you can still play them on your UK account) as the codes are region locked.
Also, DLC is region coded, if you have the US version of the game, you'll ned to buy DLC from the US store.

Not hard, but long winded and a deal breaker for some.
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TroubleMaker411

4 years ago

Despicable prices, but amonst all that
Angry Birds Star Wars: £32.99
May be the most laughable!
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YouTuber KSI dumped by Microsoft after Xbox One launch appearance

TroubleMaker411

4 years ago

@Bedsidelee
You can't talk to ANYONE like that.
The guy is a complete cunt. If he spoke to my other half like that, I'd beat seven shades of shit out of him.
Hopefully, he does start saying hat shit to the wrong person and gets some sense beaten in to him.
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TroubleMaker411

4 years ago

The guy is absolute scum.
I really feel for the guys at VG. Not being able to monetise their vids is going to hurt them a lot!
More examples of getting the shaft for doing the right thing.
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PlayStation 4 off to great start in North America

TroubleMaker411

4 years ago

@LetsGo please shut up!
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Sony investigating reports of defective PS4s

TroubleMaker411

5 years ago

"The number is very small compared to shipped, we believe they are isolated incidents."
Might that be because the number of PS4's that are in the hands of the public is very small compared to the number shipped?
Because, you know, it's not RELEASED YET?!?!?! #Logic

In seriousness, I hope it's pretty isolated.
Nothing worse than opening your shiny new toy, ANY shiny new toy, for it to be DOA!
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The Walking Dead: Season Two details revealed, due this year

TroubleMaker411

5 years ago

Great to finally have news. I think I'll hold my horses for the inevitable Vita version.
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Infinity Ward confirms Call of Duty: Ghosts PC minimum specs

TroubleMaker411

5 years ago

Time to upgrade from Windows 95 then.
Dammit!
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Sony confirms Beyond censored in Europe

TroubleMaker411

5 years ago

@tobæustapetrve My mistake, I meant to say Europe. It was cut for it's EU release
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TroubleMaker411

5 years ago

@Stricker
Very true. But the fact is, Sony made the decision because they wanted the 16 rating. it's got nothing to do with the guidelines that define 16 from 18, it's to do with preference for the publisher.

This wasn't the guy saying "we wanted to cut it so it would be released in Germany" like they did with Twisted Metal (and TMBlack) it was instead the guy going "More people will play the game if we make sure it has a 16 rating, let's stick to those guidelines"

It's a fine line, but the blame this time lies squarely with the publisher of the game, not the countries they want to release in.
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TroubleMaker411

5 years ago

I know we usually blame the Germans for this shit. But surely you guys realise that it's got nothing to do with them?
The guy clearly said "we want to widen our audience" that's nothing to do with German censorship. It's the video game equivalent of having "Yipee KI-YAY MOTHERFUCKER" edited from Die Hard 5 to get a 12A rating, to get more people in.
Is is a bullshit thing to do? Absolutely, but it's the decision of the guys at Sony to do it. Not to ensure release in Germany.
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Ordnance Survey maps Britain in Minecraft

TroubleMaker411

5 years ago

Seems like a productive way to spend your time.

Bravo to the intern that somehow convinced the company he was working for that playing Minecraft was the best use of his internship.
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Assassin's Creed Liberation HD confirmed for 2014 release

TroubleMaker411

5 years ago

Not sure how I feel about this.
I enjoyed Liberation, but it going multiplatform just makes it seem like Sony weren't willing to pay to keep it exclusive. With stuff like this, and Vita TV allowing me to play Vita games WITHOUT a Vita, why did I buy a PSV?
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Killzone Mercenary open beta for PlayStation Plus subscribers today

TroubleMaker411

5 years ago

Just to put my two penneth in.

You guys know that if it's not a Sony published game, it's not sony hat set the prices right?

Take a butcher's at The Last of Us or Killzone:Mercenary downloads. They are selling digitally at the same price, give or take a couple of quid for undercutting, as retail stores.
It's absolutely Ubi/Deep Silver/Whoever the fuck else settng those prices, not Sony.
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Call of Duty: Ghosts Prestige Edition includes a wearable camera for £180

TroubleMaker411

5 years ago

£180????? Seriously??????
Who can afford to throw away money on this kind of shit? I just can't....... There are no words!
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Sony tested PlayStation 4 controller that sensed how much you sweat

TroubleMaker411

5 years ago

It clearly failed after it randomly discovered one hand to be sweatier than another after a ball scratching caused by sitting in the same position playing games for 8 hours!
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GAME opening Xbox-only store in London

TroubleMaker411

5 years ago

@PKMaxx
Your response is based on the assumption that either party will use logic to base the location decision on.
Something that the unveiling of an xbox store in a container shows a complete lack of!
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TroubleMaker411

5 years ago

I guess we know where the UK launch event for the XB1 is gonna be then huh?
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The story of King of Dragon Pass: Do you remember Demolition Man?

TroubleMaker411

5 years ago

Nothing that uses Demolition Man as a reference is complete without a quote or two!
"Thanks alot, you shit-brained, fuck-faced, ball-breaking, duck-fucking, pain in the ass."
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Film critic and video games' best frenemy Roger Ebert has passed

TroubleMaker411

5 years ago

You lot should be fucking ashamed of yourselves. I have never read so many disgusting things aimed towards a recently deceased person!
So what he didn't review games? The man was the single most respected film reviewer in the world and when he spoke, people listened.
His "are games art" thing was what brought the argument into the mainstream, and not just argued amongst simple minded fools in comment sections to news stories. Just try and imagine how you would feel if someone started slating your dad, your mum, your wife/girlfriend/sister/brother/dog whatever the DAY THEY DIED!

Rest in Peae Roger, you'll be missed by so many, myself included.

The rest of you, learn some respect you cunts!
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Enter the Dominatrix will return to Saints Row 4 as DLC

TroubleMaker411

5 years ago

Just when I was feeling a little flutter of faith, it's ripped away from me and handed back at a later date with a price tag! For Fuck's sake!
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Tomb Raider DLC will be entirely multiplayer-based

TroubleMaker411

5 years ago

Hands up all those that didn't see this coming?
Just means I feel justified in waiting for a bit of a price drop before I pick up the game
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