Toby

Xbox advert "shocking"

Toby

16 years ago

So the fact that the BBFC ripped over 90 minutes out of a single episode of Urotsukidoji

I remember watching that almost ten years (no idea what episode that was), but ten years is a long time in terms of what is censored and what isn't.

which, for all intents and purposes, is a cartoon,

You can't have it both ways. If you want your obscure Japanese anime to be considered grown-up so you can justify watching it, don't then go on to compare it to a copy of the Beano.
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Toby

16 years ago

Why do people moan and moan about censorship in this country (UK)? Our censors let through far much more stuff than, say, the US.

With regard to adverts, the simple fact is the general population of this country do not like looking at naked bodies during the day when their kids are watching, especially during an advert for sodding shower gel. These adverts aren't 'censored', they 'just don't have any tits in them', and never did.

If you want a good old wank whilst looking at some nipples, watch tv after 9pm.
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Trailer Of The Dead

Toby

16 years ago

Haven't watched it yet, but could it be worse than Resident Evil?

Second worst film of the year imo. The first would be the The Time Machine (although I am surprised they had the balls to call it that, the only relation to the book is that they both feature time machines).
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Is the world ready for Xbox Live?

Toby

16 years ago

Oh and before I sign off, if you're going to continue to spout garbage, could you at least proof it before posting as some of your spelling and grammar is appalling for the uber-mensch you think you are.

So funny when people lambast others spelling, but manage to royally fuck their own up whilst doing it. (smiley).
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Toby

16 years ago

Botched?
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Toby

16 years ago

Ignoring the arguments going on, I'd still like to know why you (Mugwum) think Halo has 'botched multiplayer support'.
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Toby

16 years ago

I mean .. how do you play Counter-Strike and fill-out an online survey if you don't have an internet connection?

Maybe you're Korean and fill it out at an internet cafe.
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Toby

16 years ago

Halo was once planned as an extremely strategic, team-based first person shooter with massive online support - it launched with only botched multiplayer support

Eh? What? Botched multiplayer support? Please explain.

Also, what is this about team-based shooter? Halo was originally going to be an RTS.
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Splinter Cell an Xbox exclusive for 2002

Toby

16 years ago

I like running bystanders over.
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Xbox gets Serious

Toby

16 years ago

Is everyone forgetting that the first two 'Serious' titles are budget games, and it's possible to complete them in

No idea what happened there. Here we go:

Is everyone forgetting that the first two 'Serious' titles are budget games, and it's possible to complete them in less than 10 hours. Croteam basically admitted than Serious Sam 1 and 2 were parts 1 and 2 of the same game, split in half to make more money.

If the Xbox version has a similar amount of content then it should cost a similar price, but as it is fairly obviously going to have a lot more, a higher price tag is acceptable.
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Toby

16 years ago

Is everyone forgetting that the first two 'Serious' titles are budget games, and it's possible to complete them in
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We’re all Doomed!

Toby

16 years ago

The music on the movie sounds very doomey. Farting never sounded so good.
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Deus Ex movie

Toby

16 years ago

MI2 was a two-hour long episode of Stunt Masters.

Denton - Keanu Reeves
Bad Guy - Dolph Lundgren
Babe - Dina Meyer

Oh, that's been done hasn't it?
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Ecks vs Sever 2

Toby

16 years ago

eitherway i doubt we'll see anything beating doom graphically

Nah, we will. Seen a couple of really decent GBA homebrew demos in full 3d. Mainly space-combat games, but more impressive than Doom imo. Studios working full-time on 3d games should be able to do some really decent stuff.
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The Empire's Counter-Strike

Toby

16 years ago

The DC modem may not have been blazing fast, but I never experienced anything negative with it when playing PSO and I was connecting to Euro servers from Australia.

Sega never released a version of DreamKey that let you use any ISP (at least, not until the console was buried), and I didn't want to pay 2p a minute for dial-up access. That and the crappy modem :)
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Toby

16 years ago

Did it have steel-reinforced concrete legs and a solid titanium top?

All the better for hitting you over the head with.

Get in line. Behind Otto.
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Toby

16 years ago

What I want to know is will these online versions of offline titles include the offline content? If so, will I get a free/cheap upgrade, or should I sell them on ebay ASAP.

Looking forward to PSO for Xbox. Never bothered with the DC version because of the crappy modem, but should be great on ADSL.
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LucasArts goes Full Throttle

Toby

16 years ago

Shut it Gestalt, Ben rocks.
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TimeSplitters goes online

Toby

16 years ago

Bugger. Throwing it is out of anyones capabilities. Even the Rock's.
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Toby

16 years ago

The good thing (one of the good things) about owning an Xbox is you can bang people who say bad things about it over the head repeatedly, without damaging your console.

Line up. Otto, you're first.
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GTA Vice City confirmed. Again.

Toby

16 years ago

Why don't you good people at EG use alt tags for a lot of your images? They're very important to someone who is visually impaired and useful if images don't load.

Good idea. It would be handy if the format was listed in the article someplace too, I always forget to look at the top-right of the page.
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Attack Of The Consoles

Toby

16 years ago

This thread was going well everyone ruined it by actually talking about the article.

I expect better next time.
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Toby

16 years ago

Oh, this is such a drag.
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Stateside Cube cut to $149.95

Toby

16 years ago

So now all three consoles are cheaper in the USA than in Europe. :-( .

So are cigarettes and petrol. Boo hoo.
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GameBoy Gods

Toby

16 years ago

reminisce (music):

http://toby.flat2.com/gods.zip
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Toby

16 years ago

I've got the GODS theme music here somewhere.

Dear god(s) is it awful.
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Jedi Starfighter relatively spoiler free

Toby

16 years ago

Anakins dream sequence resembled Channel 5 porn.
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Toby

16 years ago

Obi Wans Hyperdrive attachment was fantastic.

And so were Padme's Abs.
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ECTS moves .. again

Toby

16 years ago

Mmmm, ECTS.

Mmmm, Matrix
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Xbox cut in Japan too

Toby

16 years ago

Toby - barking up the wrong tree like a true PAL gamer

I've never barked, and neither has my NTSC SNES, N64, Saturn or PS2 (sold that one). I own a PAL XBox, guilty as charged.
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Toby

16 years ago

Obviously me and Stu posted at the same time :)

Mod chip is 45 and allows you to play imported games from any region ON any region. So, 180, without import tax and shipping. At least you get past that usual worry of importing, 'what if it goes wrong?', because you'll be invalidating your warranty anyway.
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Toby

16 years ago

Xbox costs 300--everyone moans. Xbox cut to 200--everyone cheers. Xbox price cut in Japan and America--everyone moans.

It's still 'cheap' for what it is, even if it's 65 less than it is Japan. Import one and put a mod chip in it if you're that bothered by 65.
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Star Wars Rogue Squadron II: Rogue Leader

Toby

16 years ago

He is all CGI. It doesn't look the same as Muppet Yoda.

Personally I don't see the problem. In ESB you know Yoda is being fisted by a puppeteer. In AOTC you know he was animated by a, er, animator. It looks different, but it isn't a problem (to me, at least).
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Toby

16 years ago

I prefer the models and muppets from the original trilogy

Ooooh, you're going to HATE Yoda come Thursday...
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Toby

16 years ago

I've downloaded the (quite dodgy) VCD. I've only watched the minute long sample, don't want to spoil it for myself, but it looks pretty good. Much more spartan feel, like the opening scene in Episode 4 with Vader and the Storm Troopers. Some pretty silly dialogue though, "I'm just a simple man, trying to make my way in the universe"... right.
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Toby

16 years ago

I actually saw The Siege when I was in the US (Florida, holiday, not New York), and dear god was that a mistake. Someone hit someone! CHEER! Arab guy... must be a terrorist, is a terrorist! BOO! The Arab is dead! CHEER! Etc etc etc.

Other fun film experiences in the US: Telling two women to SHUT UP after 20 minutes of high-pitched chat on a mobile through Blair Witch (me (from a few seats back, anonymously): "SHUT UP", her, to the phone: "someone just told me to 'shut up'", then a few seconds of silence, then with the chat again), and a late-night viewing of Toy Story 2, with two couples having sex in the back row. There were five people in the cinema...
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Toby

16 years ago

Was this when they shut Times Square to shoot a sequence for the god-awful Bruce Willis vehicle called "The Siege"?

Oscar night...

also if you can show me how to turn the water into wine i might get invited out to more partys.

I don't know about water to wine, but try this: http://www.sweetrelease.com/
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Toby

16 years ago

If you don't mind, it's just some people found what you said a bit racist...

Party bag?
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Toby

16 years ago

can anybody tell me how exactly jesus got his surname

Christ means Messiah. I doubt he used it like a surname. It wouldn't be very modest of him (then again, someone who can turn water to wine can hardly be shy).
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Toby

16 years ago

Fed up hitting refresh over and over... :)

It was Oscar night.
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Toby

16 years ago

Whizzo... getting very warm there.
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Toby

16 years ago

Nemesis. Mentalist.
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They'd heard you were coming? ;-)

Hah. No. Two more guesses.
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Toby

16 years ago

Father Ted? Spaced? Red Dwarf? League of Gentlemen? Dear god what are you all talking about... Alan Partridge is the clear winner. Both series'. And the radio shows.
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I tell you, there's nothing freakier than walking around central London at 7 o'clock on Sunday morning. It's like being in The Omega Man or something. ;)

When I first went to New York a few years ago I thought I'd do the tourist-y thing and head to Times Square. I get there and it is empty. Absolutely no-one or nothing about. Not one person. It was about 8, 9pm. Bet you five quid you can't guess why...
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Toby

16 years ago

Best Star Wars game ever: TIE Fighter. Recently dug it out again and fuffed about with Win2k until I got it to work.

Jesus Christ is it harder than I remember.

I've played Rogue Leader for a good few hours round a mate's house (NTSC version). While I was generally unimpressed by the gameplay, everyone else there was lapping it up. So, if you haven't been spoiled by TIE Fighter, you'll probably love it.
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Uplink

Toby

16 years ago

watched some Robert-Deniro/Edward-Norton film the otherday when the password they were trying to get was 4 digits long.. erm... you can manually brute force that in about an hour, oh well.. the 'hacker' in they film could not even use a mouse properly, just for geeks like me that ruins the film cos it sorta snaps you out of it and realise its a movie again.

The Score. It also has a barely alive Marlon Brando in it. The password thing was incredibly dumb. Three sets of four digit numbers... right. The hacker/cracker/quake3player sterotype was amusing though.

Swordfish - Anyone for a multi-headed hydra? :)
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GameOn for pupils

Toby

16 years ago

And they get to 'have' girls from the 6th form (though they are subsequently sacked - which is a minus point).

'Having' girls from 6th form is hardly difficult, at least not round here. The joys of an Art and Design college 500 metres away :)

Maybe you should tear down those soiled Isla F posters?
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Infogrames storms E3

Toby

16 years ago

Or games, for that matter.
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Toby

16 years ago

It's 41 not 141!

Yes.

Anyway, how many games does an average high street comprise of? Can you even measure them in high streets?
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David Dienstbier of Acclaim Studios Austin - Part One

Toby

16 years ago

Wasn't that what ECTS was about last year?
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Indy to explore Emperor's Tomb

Toby

16 years ago

New Indy film on the way in a few years time too, by the look of it.

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LucasArts seem to put out press releases every other day now. As they haven't done anything decent for 4 years, does anyone really care?
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