Telepathic.Geometry

Hitman season finale heads to Hokkaido, Japan

Telepathic.Geometry

2 years ago

FUuuuuuck! I'm IN Hokkaido! Don't kill me!
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Microsoft GDC party criticised for exotic dancers, Phil Spencer apologises

Telepathic.Geometry

2 years ago

I feel like a lot of posters don't understand what has happened here. This is a work/industry event. It's serious business, with both male and female clients. How could this ever be okay?

Ah well, I suppose we still have a long way to go. I thought that when booth babes disappeared, we had evolved a little, but it seems like a lot of forumites still completely miss the point of why this is fucked up.
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Telepathic.Geometry

2 years ago

I suppose it's not relevant, but as a grown man who likes Japanese animation, I am often dismayed at the blatant pandering to adolescent schoolboys and their gigantor boob fetish. I like boobs, but I don't want to see porn boobs in, say, The Avengers, or in The Sound of Music, or at our yearly training session at work.

I dare say our auld friend Jim Fucking Sterling son will have something to say about all this.
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Telepathic.Geometry

2 years ago

I am frankly shocked at the vast majority of the stupidity in the comments. I mean I know it's "the comments", but for fuck's sake.

If I were a horny, idiot teenager who wanted to see teh boobiez, I guess I might make the same mistake but come on people.

If this were an industry event and they had male school boys with their bulging packages and shredded abs in your faces, giving ye the "I will totally fuck you any way you like" eyes, I wonder if all these people defending MS's shite would see it the same way. Or would they think it was a wee bit unprofessional?

Here's what you do guys, you ask your mother, or your sister or - assuming you have any - your female friends how they would feel about it.
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Bloodborne's latest update adds new opportunities to max out weapons

Telepathic.Geometry

2 years ago

@bash_street_kid /reads post
/insight increases by 1
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Shadow Complex still thrills in its new remaster

Telepathic.Geometry

3 years ago

@jabberwocky Yeah, back when I had an xbox, I played the shit out of this, so I'm really looking forward to platting it in the spring of 2016. Yay!
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Dark Souls 3 western release date narrowed down

Telepathic.Geometry

3 years ago

良いね!
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Bloodborne again: Expansion confirmed

Telepathic.Geometry

3 years ago

@Bludsh0t It's not rocket science man. If it's torture, stop playing. Don't even know why you need to hear something that obvious from a stranger on the internet.

We all have different tastes. It's cool if you don't like it.
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Telepathic.Geometry

3 years ago

@Bludsh0t Yes
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Trine: Enchanted Edition is due this week on PS4

Telepathic.Geometry

3 years ago

@nusstrife /finger
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Telepathic.Geometry

3 years ago

@GajKnight I'm no expert, but I think that only the first patch is free. From then on you have to pay.

Trine 2's bug is so easily fixed that I can't imagine they wouldn't fix it if what they say - that patching it in would cost up to tens of thousands - is true.
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Telepathic.Geometry

3 years ago

@IronSoldier Well, both I guess.

I understand that it really sucks balls for the devs to have to pay a huge cert. fee just to push out a minor (yet important) hotfix, but that doesn't mean that it's cool to use that as an excuse to abandon paying customers who got burnt.

I think they should eat the cost, and earn gamers' trust and respect, and learn from their oversight in testing in the future.

I guess I'm bitter. I hate buying broken shit.
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Telepathic.Geometry

3 years ago

I always bitch about the same thing but, I'd like to see them patch the broken Trine 2 on PS3 so that I can actually assign my experience points to unlock skills. :/

They recognized the problem, but said it's too expensive and refused to patch it.
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Majora's Mask is getting remade on 3DS... finally

Telepathic.Geometry

4 years ago

Shiiiiit! Looks like I'm getting a 3DS.
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Ex-Team Ico devs reveal trailer for exploratory adventure Vane

Telepathic.Geometry

4 years ago

I'm in!
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Dark Souls 2 DLC Crown of the Ivory King delayed

Telepathic.Geometry

4 years ago

@jimboton Well, I think the price and the fact that there is very little story in the DLC should be taken into account too.

Artorias' story and lore was so good that it was central to the entire experience. This DLC is kinda tacked on after the fact in fairness, unless this third DLC zips it all up in some beautiful way that makes me eat my words. And I hope it does. From Soft are definitely capable of it. :)
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Telepathic.Geometry

4 years ago

NOOOOOO!
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PS4 version of Dust: An Elysian Tail announced

Telepathic.Geometry

4 years ago

Yay, this is great news. I've been wanting to play this for a while now... :)
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Is there more to Quantum Break than run-of-the-mill third-person shooting?

Telepathic.Geometry

4 years ago

If this is xbone exclusive, I'll be gutted, as I simply can't afford to buy one, and this game looks like a top shelf system seller. MS have a good one on their hands there.
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Sony is being sued for Killzone failing to deliver "native 1080p" multiplayer

Telepathic.Geometry

4 years ago

I definitely want companies to get called on their advertising bullshit, but this seems like pretty weak tea. It's about 1% as outrageous as the Colonial Marines thing.
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Nintendo of America indie chief leaves company

Telepathic.Geometry

4 years ago

I work in a Japanese company, and I was "asked" to friend all of my bosses and to "be careful" what I post. Japanese companies want to control their employees completely, and many cases, they can.
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The Dark Souls 2 DLC doesn't seem that tough

Telepathic.Geometry

4 years ago

@Malek86 Well, for sure a lot of people enjoy the challenge. That seems to be for sure, but I also think that most people enjoy finding every nook and cranny, and funny little item too, like me.
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Telepathic.Geometry

4 years ago

@Malek86 This is not true. I have completed and platinumed all three games, sunk hundreds and maybe even a thousand hours into them.

I don't give a fuck about challenge. I'm in it for the story, the atmosphere and the sense of discovery. There are others like me.
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Original Ratchet & Clank being remade for PlayStation 4

Telepathic.Geometry

4 years ago

I'm still waiting for the PS3 trilogy's rerelease with full trophy support.
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Sony Wireless Headset 2.0 review

Telepathic.Geometry

4 years ago

@darrellharding Cheers man, you're a legend. This post has just given Sony a purchase. ^_^
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Telepathic.Geometry

4 years ago

Newb question here: Is it possible to straight up watch blu-ray movies on your PS4 using this headset?
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Tales of Symphonia: Chronicles review

Telepathic.Geometry

4 years ago

I remember playing this back in the day and being really pissed off at how useless Raina was when suddenly... "Resurrection!" ^_^
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Dark Souls 2 PC release date confirmed

Telepathic.Geometry

4 years ago

Probably already been posted but: http://9gag.com/gag/aBKX4OP?ref=fb.s
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Editor's blog: New mobile site, guide content and more

Telepathic.Geometry

4 years ago

Welcome on board John. We're all bastards, but you'll get used to us. :)
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Mario Kart 8 release date announced

Telepathic.Geometry

4 years ago

Tropical "Breeze"?
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Court favours Valve in not allowing digital content resells

Telepathic.Geometry

4 years ago

@Mr_Bez: I think it's like, they're not legally able to stop you if you manage to find a way to do it yourself, but they're also not legally obliged to facilitate it.

I think Valve have genuinely earned themselves a lot of good will over the years, but this is one thing that they really should fix.
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Is this Dark Souls?

Telepathic.Geometry

4 years ago

@bemaniac You will die hundreds of times in this game. It is obviously not for you.
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Sony shows off £79.99 PlayStation 4 wireless headset

Telepathic.Geometry

4 years ago

Newb question here but: Can you use these earphones to watch blu-rays too? Or is it only games?
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Most Anticipated: Dark Souls 2

Telepathic.Geometry

4 years ago

This Jeff Matulef guy is all right.
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Dark Souls gets its own themed cafe in Tokyo

Telepathic.Geometry

4 years ago

/proper bow
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Games of 2013: Candy Crush Saga

Telepathic.Geometry

4 years ago

God-damn you Ellie! I've already had 4 hours sucked out of me by this game. It's the summer of Lumines all over again... (>_
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Man makes Spelunky history by recording the first successful solo eggplant run

Telepathic.Geometry

5 years ago

This makes me wanna stick Spelunky back on again right now. I'm so pathetically crap at it that I'm still in the first level, but I do love my secrets, so...
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Diablo 3: Reaper of Souls PS4-exclusive features detailed

Telepathic.Geometry

5 years ago

Sounds nice and all, but I guess that by the time I buy a PS4, (3-6 months after launch), it'll be available for PS3. And if not, why not? There can't be any technical reason...
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Diablo 3: Reaper of Souls trailer details its features

Telepathic.Geometry

5 years ago

@James_Kaan yeah, I'd like to play it on PS3, and send my Monk and battle-Mage into the fray.
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Rain review

Telepathic.Geometry

5 years ago

Shite. I preordered it... ;_;
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Zelda: The Wind Waker HD is £50 on eShop this week

Telepathic.Geometry

5 years ago

@darkmorgado I'm not bitching about them cutting the dungeons in the original. I bitched about that a decade ago.

I'm bitching about them not fixing it now.

But look, don't mind me. I'm just bitter. I want to get a Wii U, but Nintendo as a company has become so arrogant and uncompetitive that I just can't support them anymore.

I'm not trying to shit on your parade here if you're looking forward to this game. More power to you...
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Telepathic.Geometry

5 years ago

@Daryoon His point is that Disney are cunts too.
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Telepathic.Geometry

5 years ago

@darkmorgado /heavy sigh

So you're telling me that Nintendo couldn't include two extra dungeons because they had gone and used them up already. That's what you're telling me? You accept that?

I have been a fan of Nintendo games for more than a quarter of a century, I have played virtually every Mario, Metroid, Zelda, etc. game they've ever made. And I want the games they make these days just as much...

But can fans of Nintendo games recognise that Nintendo management - not those designers and code monkeys that build those wonderful games - are incredibly greedy gougers of their own customers?

Here in Japan, gouging is commonplace and accepted, but I would have thought that across the water people would take Ninty to task for shit like this...
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Telepathic.Geometry

5 years ago

@Pinky_Floyd Here in Japan, the digital version of virtually every Wii U game is significantly more expensive than the boxed copy. (Don't ask me why...)

Could that have something to do with it?
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Telepathic.Geometry

5 years ago

@Mister-Wario Yeah, so I've heard. So what? It's Nintendo, it's not like they don't have it in them to make a couple of NEW Zelda dungeons...

It's not like they are physically incapable of designing new levels. If they were that fucking precious, they couldn't have used the dungeons they were working on for WW on different Zelda games.

Frankly, I'm surprised how many people seem to have accepted that flimsy excuse for not making new levels to complete the game.

Don't get me wrong, if you've never played this game before, you're in for a treat, but don't you think that Ninty are gouging you? Not even a little?
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Telepathic.Geometry

5 years ago

As the game devs of some of the finest games I have ever played, I love Nintendo...

...but as console manufacturers and as a gouge-happy business, I absolutely hate them. They couldn't even be arsed to build the levels they admitted were left out of Wind-Waker at that price. Fucking outrageous...
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Xbox One headed to London, Dublin on 75-city world tour

Telepathic.Geometry

5 years ago

I was actually born in Dubin.
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Vanquish retrospective

Telepathic.Geometry

5 years ago

One of my favorite games of all time, and one I'd take with me to a desert island, in the hopes of one day beating Challenge Mode.
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Dark Souls 2 out on March 14, PC version to follow

Telepathic.Geometry

5 years ago

March 14th = The day I die...

...a few dozen times...

...and go to heaven! ^-^
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Spelunky due next week on PS3 and Vita in North America

Telepathic.Geometry

5 years ago

Thank you Jebus!!! ^-^
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