SuperCoolEskimo

EA Sports UFC 3 beta sparks claims of pay-to-win

SuperCoolEskimo

5 months ago

My shares in every gambling company going will make me a millionaire when all these kids reach 18.
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Star Citizen is selling virtual plots of land for up to 96 a pop

SuperCoolEskimo

5 months ago

Fucking hell. Gaming is well and truly gone.
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The Wii U a failure? Far from it

SuperCoolEskimo

1 year ago

Rich of Eurogamer to talk up the Wii U now when all they did was shit on it during its lifespan.

Too bad it wasn't 'THE REAL NEXT GEN!1!!1' eh?
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DF Retro: How Shadow of the Colossus pushed PS2 to its limits

SuperCoolEskimo

1 year ago

Really enjoyed this, one of the best video games I've ever played. Here's hoping Nintendo can reach the same level on Switch.
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Nintendo Zelda Treehouse E3 2016 live report

SuperCoolEskimo

2 years ago

Not sure I like the art style. Lacks substance for me.
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Nintendo reveals Miitomo, its first smartphone game

SuperCoolEskimo

3 years ago

'Game', more like. Dressing up a character and talking to people is not a game.
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Earthbound director Shigesato Itoi pays tribute to Satoru Iwata

SuperCoolEskimo

3 years ago

There's something in my eye... :(
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The Elder Scrolls Online's PS4 patch is 15.9GB

SuperCoolEskimo

3 years ago

The absolute state of modern gaming. Pathetic.
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Advanced Warfare is the finest Call of Duty in years

SuperCoolEskimo

4 years ago

7 hour campaign? Pathetic.
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Star Citizen raises an astronomical $35m

SuperCoolEskimo

4 years ago

'Thank you for helping us to raise more money than we ever imagined - oh by the way a part of the game has been set back so KEEP DONATING'.

Meh.
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How similar is Batman: Arkham Origins to Arkham City?

SuperCoolEskimo

5 years ago

if they wanted a new Batman voice, I hear David Hayter isn't doing anything...
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Dean Hall interested in bringing DayZ Standalone to PS4

SuperCoolEskimo

5 years ago

awesome. always wanted to try this and PS4 looks like the go-to place for indie devs
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New Xbox One Achievements are split into achievements and challenges

SuperCoolEskimo

5 years ago

so what actually ARE the different types of Achievments? this implies that watching a movie until the end gets a "movie achievement" but it won't affect your gamerscore. so why have it in the first place? please stop making things complicated.
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The big interview: Microsoft Studio's Phil Spencer discusses Xbox One

SuperCoolEskimo

5 years ago

Phil Spencer has a shit job, if you think about it
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New Warhammer 40K MMO announced for PC, PS4 and Xbox One

SuperCoolEskimo

5 years ago

Why doesn't someone focus on capturing the spirit of the tabletop games rather than continuing to piss around with MMOs and FPSs.
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War never changes

SuperCoolEskimo

5 years ago

agreed. nothing so far has made me feel the way SSX or GTA III did. I've even struggled to think of really mindblowing experiences from this current gen that I hadn't done before. we certainly have hit a malaise in console gaming
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Microsoft explains Killer Instinct reboot's free-to-download, pay for more characters business model

SuperCoolEskimo

5 years ago

I've decided that microsoft as masochists
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Live: Sony E3 2013 Conference

SuperCoolEskimo

5 years ago

I'm totally confused about why everyone is so stuck on the DRM; when you buy a game, you buy a software licence - the disc is just the content delivery mechanism. Why no uproar over the App Store, XBL, PS store, Steam etc.?

Also, why would you want to give your money to Game et al instead of the creative games industry? They provide used games at almost the same as full price games and none of the profit going to the content creator.

Last point: the DRM means that you can install and then not bother with messing around with the physical media - AFAIK, PS4 users are going to be stuck in the past messing around with discs every time they change game.
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Live: Microsoft E3 2013 Conference

SuperCoolEskimo

5 years ago

I'm totally confused about why everyone is so stuck on the DRM; when you buy a game, you buy a software licence - the disc is just the content delivery mechanism. Why no uproar over the App Store, XBL, PS store, Steam etc.

Also, why would you want to give your money to Game et al instead of the creative games industry? They provide used games at almost the same as full price games and none of the profit going to the content creator.

Last point: the DRM means that you can install and then not bother with messing around with the physical media - AFAIK, PS4 users are going to be stuck in the past messing around with discs every time they change game.
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Microsoft kills game ownership and expects us to smile

SuperCoolEskimo

5 years ago

Constant attempts to bury Wii U.

Now the same for XBox One.

How long until PS4 is greeted with 'THE REAL NEXT GEN IS HERE!'?

/Doritos
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Wii U Wii U Wii U: Is it time to call an ambulance for Nintendo's console?

SuperCoolEskimo

5 years ago

EG really are desperate for the Wii U to fail. Sad really, but I guess the Doritos are persuasive.
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Spec Analysis: PlayStation 4

SuperCoolEskimo

5 years ago

Yay, I can't wait to play the same old games with beefed up graphics. Articles like this sum up everything wrong the games industry nowadays.

Yawn.
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Google will donate 15,000 Raspberry Pi computers to UK schools

SuperCoolEskimo

5 years ago

Really confuses me. Pretty much all of the software Google develops they give us for free too. And these are expensively developed, top quality products that any other company would charge us a pretty penny for.

My question is, what DO they want from us?

/scratches head

/puts tinfoil hat back on
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Rare receives birthday makeover

SuperCoolEskimo

8 years ago

What happened to the Stamper brothers anyway?

They seemingly disappeared off of the face of the Earth.
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The Edge of Reason?

SuperCoolEskimo

9 years ago

I've read all 307 comments and I am amazed no-one has commented on just how punchable Tim Langdell's face is.
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SOCOM beta keys Friday at 4pm!

SuperCoolEskimo

10 years ago

Just received the beta cancellation email too.

Mine encouraged me to forward it to as many Eurogamer users as possible as not everyone will receive the message.

I wouldn't want people getting their hopes up expecting a key just because they haven't got the email saying the beta has been cancelled.
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Game controllers are too complicated

SuperCoolEskimo

10 years ago

I see their argument, but having also seen how the simplified Wiimote ruined Metroid Prime 3 for me, I must disagree.

If Nintendo were to release an alternative old school controller alongside the Wiimote for traditional style play, everyone wins.
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Nintendo back on top of Japan sales

SuperCoolEskimo

10 years ago

It was make or break for Nintendo a few years back when they went for the DS then the Wii.

By jove, they've made it.
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GameSpot ed gone amid rumours

SuperCoolEskimo

11 years ago

As a European gamer, what I find more peculiar is why Eurogamer are even reporting this in the first place.

A US based games website fired some employee. Big deal. I don't see how this would be relevant to the video gaming scene in Europe.
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