Stickman

BattleTech review - long overdue turn-based spin on a strategy great

Stickman

2 months ago

What an odd review. Camera’s shonky, presentation is basic, lacks options, very standard gameplay, RECOMMEND.
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Hearthstone's new expansion The Witchwood is all about werewolves

Stickman

3 months ago

Wicked - 100 shit cards to never use plus 30 to ALWAYS use.
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How a pen and paper RPG made me fear my friends

Stickman

4 months ago

It’s just called ‘Friends’, man. It’s not an acronym.
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EA's extraordinarily negged Star Wars Battlefront 2 Reddit comment turned into loot box skin

Stickman

4 months ago

Oh Chewie! You hairy pervert.
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This what the Warhammer 40k: Space Wolf game looks like

Stickman

5 years ago

Blood Ravens didn't exist before DoW.
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Jade's Empire

Stickman

6 years ago

@Triggerhappytel
Woah, woah, woah...sexist I may be but I'm not into fucking kids.

You filthy deviant.
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Stickman

6 years ago

-1 if you'd like to honk Jade's rack.
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F1 2012 Preview: Staying on Track

Stickman

6 years ago

I didn't get 2011, so I'll probably pick this up. Can I do more than 7 years in a career yet?
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Former Fable dev sets out to make true Elite, Tie Fighter successor

Stickman

7 years ago

"Holy shit guys! I'm totally making a game that's just like Elite and TIE Fighter! I've not started yet, but it'll be absolutely bitching!"

Front page me please.
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Why we missed the Battlefield 3 review embargo

Stickman

7 years ago

Bet you're glad you didn't devote a fucktonne of advertising space and articles to it, eh?
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Warhammer 40k MMO playable next year

Stickman

7 years ago

I am...

/rolls dice

...excited!
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Dead or Alive: Dimensions

Stickman

7 years ago

Can we say sambo now?
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Mount & Blade: With Fire & Sword

Stickman

7 years ago

urban's nailed it. This is nothing more than a mod and it's worse than some that already exist.
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Fate of the World

Stickman

7 years ago

I'd go with the makers website and Steam. Careful though! Something about linking.
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We Dare

Stickman

7 years ago

Think I'll just stick to Lambrini laced with rohypnol.
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GDC After Dusk: Episode III

Stickman

7 years ago

Picture caption: Drink your weak lemon drink now!
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Gray Matter

Stickman

7 years ago

Review - This game's rubbish

Mailbox - Buy this game!
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Champions Online

Stickman

7 years ago

The review feels very much as though it's getting 8/10 for the way Free-to-Play has been implemented rather than anything to do with the actual game. Beforehand it was a poor game that cost money to play. Now it's just a poor game that's free to play.

Still a poor game though.
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Fight Night Champion

Stickman

7 years ago

marmaduke, what are you talking about? It's one of the better written Hands On pieces I've seen. Really got me quite excited for the game. Shut yo' jibba jabba, foo'.
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Activision splats World of StarCraft mod

Stickman

8 years ago

"Hey guys! Here's some mod tools, really go nuts!...............................not that."
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The best-sellers of Japan 2010 are...

Stickman

8 years ago

You have to bear in mind that, to Japanese people, full size consoles are simply too large. Even the handhelds are mainly played as a multiplayer event over there, one on the d-pad, one doing the buttons.
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The EGTV Show: Jedward vs. videogames

Stickman

8 years ago

OK, they're musical and cultural legends. I take it all back.
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Stickman

8 years ago

Um, I'm not sure where this 'can't take it' comes from. Can't take what? All I can see is a load of people annoyed that a site they like has given airtime to a couple of douchenozzles.

They're probably the least self-aware people I've ever laid eyes on. The only good thing I've ever seen them do was when that one totally bust his knee up while he was jumping about like a goon. Now THAT was entertaining.
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Stickman

8 years ago

I'd love to beat Jedward fans. Is there a sign-up form?
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Stickman

8 years ago

See if you can get that fat prick who says "Wonga!" to talk about FIFA 12 next time.
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A World of Keflings

Stickman

8 years ago

Sounds like some kind of bizarre South African insult.
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Games of 2010: Minecraft

Stickman

8 years ago

You could at least have mentioned the huge cathedral that EG readers built. Might have been a nice touch perhaps?
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Star Wars: The Old Republic

Stickman

8 years ago

Well...that's not exactly glowing, is it?

Sure it's not Cryptic making this?
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Cypress Hill singer: I'm the real CJ

Stickman

8 years ago

The way it's written, with the comma before the 'or', would imply that the writer is saying that $250,000 is a quarter of the total profits.
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Gratuitous Space Battles

Stickman

8 years ago

Lovely review, nice read.

This is something I've been pondering on buying for a while now, and I think the final lines have made my mind up for me. I'm like a goldfish with ADD at the best of times, so I'd be off to the next Shiny Thing before I'd got my money's worth.
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The Lord of the Rings Online

Stickman

8 years ago

Sorely tempted. If they'd done this about four months ago, I think I'd have been in, but now Cataclysm's just a bit too close.

PS. Tom Bombadil is THE most annoying character in literary history.
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Retrospective: Red Baron

Stickman

8 years ago

This ranks as one of my greatest games ever. Absolutely fantastic. The feeling of a hun on your tail, pulling a tight turn, then hearing that tell-tale creak-snap is still enough to loosen my bowels. That and the dysentry.

Plus, you don't play a WW1 German hero, twatface.

Damn. I mean...yes.
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Football Manager All-Star XI

Stickman

8 years ago

Julius Aghahowa was an unstoppable goal machine, ably supported by Kim Kallstrom. Of course, CM/FM seem to be on the money a lot of the time, and 'back in the day' bargains are now actually world class. Ibrahimovic, Requelme, Aimar and Saviola spring to mind.
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Football Manager 2011

Stickman

8 years ago

"launch character assassinations against other managers"

Oh it's on now, Allardyce.
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Rock Band 3

Stickman

8 years ago

Money money money money.......money!

I'd love to get this, but having already brought home three guitars, various mics and a plastic drum kit over the last couple of years, I'd get slaughtered if any more plastic tat makes its way through the door.
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Grab a WOW: Cataclysm beta key!

Stickman

8 years ago

Yeah, they've either all gone or it's screwed.
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Marine dislikes MOH Afghanistan depiction

Stickman

8 years ago

Thick liberal pussies. Mmmmmm!
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Stickman

8 years ago

Games NOT reality?

Thanks for the heads-up, GI Joe.
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Football Manager 2011

Stickman

8 years ago

I shall look forward to buying it in January once it's been patched.
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World of Warcraft: Cataclysm dated

Stickman

8 years ago

I'm in the beta so I will enjoy Cataclysm for another 2 months. Have fun waiting for it!

Have fun getting your character reset then repeating all the quests!
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Girls just wanna have Tom

Stickman

8 years ago

Should have done 'Here Come The Girls' as an encore and reached critical mass of screeching harridans.
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"Gay space marines" man apologises

Stickman

8 years ago

Man, I thought gay people were meant to be jolly.

Or is that the fats?

Either way, worry about something more important. Like throw cushions.
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Star Wars Kinect alive and well

Stickman

8 years ago

champing.
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Top Spin 4 announced

Stickman

8 years ago

Top Spin 3 was rubbish?! It absolutely wasn't, although it suffered from interminably long rallies at times. Change that and put a meaty career mode in there and I'm happy.
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Dragon Age 2

Stickman

8 years ago

Well, at least the dramtic family deaths won't come as a nasty surprise now.
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Angry Birds creator hawking movie rights

Stickman

8 years ago

How about you make some more levels before you start on the movie, eh?

Just a thought.
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Mafia II

Stickman

8 years ago

The reviewer has given a score that reflects his thoughts on the game throughout the whole, well-written, review. He's backed up why he dislikes things, what's been done well and what could have been done better.

If you don't agree with the review that's fine, if you don't agree with the score that's fine, but you'd have to be a cretin to suggest that some kind of summary execution is in order.

As long as reviewers are clear about why they don't like something, then that gives you, the consumer, the chance to use your own judgement and decide whether it sounds like something that would bother you or not. If not, then you should imagine that the special number at the end is higher if it makes you feel less angry and threatened.
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World of Tanks

Stickman

8 years ago

I know it's kind of tricky to get around it, but having an MMO with friendly fire enabled is a recipe for disaster.
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The case for WAR

Stickman

8 years ago

This is probably the most popular game that no-one plays! I absolutely count myself as part of the problem as well. I love warhammer, followed this through development and played it on release for a significant time.

Then the population started dropping, the public quests (easily the best thing in the game) became empty, RvR is theoretically great but practically flawed and the levelling process became a lonely slog.

So I went back to WOW. Like everyone else. Despite secretly thinking that this could and should be better than WOW if it had the player base.
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Joss Stone on new Bond game role

Stickman

8 years ago

Good, solid advertisment.
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