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South Park: The Fractured but Whole's difficulty slider changes the colour of your skin

I am shocked user FourFoldRacist thinks this is A Bad Thing. Shocked.
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Share your favourite moments from Obsidian games and win consoles!

Dear Steven,

Please shut the fuck up.

Sincerely,

Michael Thornton
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Let's compare and contrast the US and European Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild box art

StarchildHypocrethes

2 years ago

Slow news day, huh?
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Jade's Empire

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6 years ago

I'd give here a job in the games industry, if you know what I mean. Right up to the shoulder.
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Blur was "like bacon with cornflakes"

StarchildHypocrethes

7 years ago

Blur was "just a bit shit really", so says renowned man of taste StarchildHypocrethes.
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Buy Dragon Age II, get ME2 free

StarchildHypocrethes

8 years ago

Only gaming nerds can moan about free stuff.
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StarchildHypocrethes

8 years ago

Sweet!
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GAME staff told to buy 3DS from Tesco

StarchildHypocrethes

8 years ago

Cunning!

I like it.
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Dragon Age II

StarchildHypocrethes

8 years ago

Sod you lot, I'm really looking forward to playing this.
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Uncharted movie has "romance and sex"

StarchildHypocrethes

8 years ago

Sounds like a huge step forward for the representation of games in film.

/golf clap
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Call of Duty: Black Ops First Strike

StarchildHypocrethes

8 years ago

Srz.

Bsnz.
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Glorious extended Deus Ex footage

StarchildHypocrethes

8 years ago

Oh yes.
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Microsoft defends Live swastika bans

StarchildHypocrethes

8 years ago

Those black & white swastikas on a red background I've seen were surely just the work of devout buddhists. I'm almost certain.

In fact I'm pretty sure J3wH8ter57 was actually the Dalai Lama's second in command.
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First footage of BioWare's new title

StarchildHypocrethes

8 years ago

Alpha Protocol 2 please.
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DiRT 3

StarchildHypocrethes

8 years ago

I loved Dirt 2, even the crappy buggy/truck bits. This sounds most excellent indeed!
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Forza fans turn on Turn 10

StarchildHypocrethes

8 years ago

Nnnnnneeeeeerrrrrrrrrdddddd raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggeeee!
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Livetext beta test: Q&A with Tom!

StarchildHypocrethes

8 years ago

Firefox 3.6.10
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8 years ago

I knew my name wouldn't work!Craigy really does hate me :(
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8 years ago

Tom, is your name on that Sky Broadband list?
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8 years ago

I breast feed my cat.
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8 years ago

Tom, would a plane be able to take off on a treadmill?
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StarchildHypocrethes

8 years ago

On Firefox anyway.
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8 years ago

Hah! Live_text_beta_whotsit's name is half blocked out on the left
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StarchildHypocrethes

8 years ago

Success!
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8 years ago

TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
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8 years ago

HOT.
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8 years ago

Someone do something sexy.
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Mass Effect 2: Lair of the Shadow Broker

StarchildHypocrethes

8 years ago

Damn you Bioware and you're ability to make me endlessly fritter away my MS Points!
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Call of Duty: Black Ops Multiplayer

StarchildHypocrethes

8 years ago

Looking forward to this!

Please can you make sure Kill Streak kills don't stack please though, Mr. Treyarch, sir.
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Realtime staff sacked via PA address

StarchildHypocrethes

8 years ago

Holy smokes that's a harsh way to do it!

I like it.
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EA: Crysis 2 will be a 90-rated game

StarchildHypocrethes

8 years ago

So do I have to get my great-great grandmother to buy this for me?
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NFS: Hot Pursuit challenge mode

StarchildHypocrethes

8 years ago

Looks a bit...dull.
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All GH Warriors of Rock songs named

StarchildHypocrethes

8 years ago

Dire Straits - "Money For Nothing"

SOLD.
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Halo: Reach trailer

StarchildHypocrethes

8 years ago

That's a pretty rubbish trailer.
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Deus Ex: Human Revolution trailer

StarchildHypocrethes

8 years ago

Most excellent.
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Monday Night Combat

StarchildHypocrethes

8 years ago

Yay! It's taken a while but we finally have the first retarded score comparison of the day.

Well done finexi. You win a new pair of crocs in a colour of your choice!
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Runic reveals Torchlight sequel

StarchildHypocrethes

8 years ago

Super smashing great!
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Jazz leads Transformers WFC DLC

StarchildHypocrethes

8 years ago

Aww, Jazz looks nothing like Jazz :(
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Square Enix remaking Tactics Ogre

StarchildHypocrethes

8 years ago

What is a Tactics Ogre?
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Download Games Roundup

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8 years ago

Could the IRA take out the Taliban in the end?
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Winning UK is FIFA Manager's "goal"

StarchildHypocrethes

8 years ago

Yeah, On The Ball was ace.
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Pure Football

StarchildHypocrethes

8 years ago

Oh dear.
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Star Wars: The Old Republic

StarchildHypocrethes

8 years ago

I'm not really liking the art-style in this.

It's not very Star Wars.
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Split/Second: Velocity Multiplayer

StarchildHypocrethes

8 years ago

Sounds damned promising!
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Retrospective: Maniac Mansion: Day of the Tentacle

StarchildHypocrethes

9 years ago

Excellent stuff. One of my favourite all time games.

Cheers for the memories. Think I might have to dig this out again.
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F1 2010

StarchildHypocrethes

9 years ago

/high fives thelzdking
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9 years ago

I have my fingers crossed for this.

I'm still amazed that no-one has come near to equalling the old Geoff Crammond F1 games in all these years.
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Warhammer 40,000: Dawn of War II - Chaos Rising

StarchildHypocrethes

9 years ago

Eeeexcellent.

Just need more money now.
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THQ E-Shop opens in Europe

StarchildHypocrethes

9 years ago

Didn't Steam have exactly the same offer as this anyway?
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Warhammer 40K MMO to be unveiled at E3

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9 years ago

Oh my...
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