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2.44GB Destiny update goes live

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4 years ago

I really enjoyed Destiny for the first 6-8 weeks and don't regret getting the PS4 bundle version. But after that I had no hesitation about trading it in - the first time I have ever traded in a game. (Got £24 for it.) Might get it again on PC once all the DLC comes out and it's available for under £30.
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Grand Theft Auto 5 first-person mode confirmed for PC, PS4, Xbox One

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4 years ago

If you're not impressed by that, you are one jaded m*therf*cker.
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The seven year shadow left by Modern Warfare

Smill110

4 years ago

Very nicely-written. Bravo!
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Bungie nerfs Destiny Auto Rifles, Vex Mythoclast, Rocket Yard

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4 years ago

@Yossarian Because other games don't attract 3.2m players a day!
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Face-Off: Alien: Isolation

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4 years ago

"the microphone allows the Alien to track you via real-world audio"... Fuck that!
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What the hell is Gamechurch?

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4 years ago

Diablo IV? Already completed it, mate.
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Metal Gear Solid 5: Ground Zeroes gets a Steam release date

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4 years ago

Solid slated.
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Nvidia GeForce GTX 970 review

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4 years ago

@Badassbab How long ago did you buy it?
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Enjoying Destiny's quieter moments

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4 years ago

It seems to me that the core things they got right are first-class and the things they got wrong, well, those can be remedied over time. A much better position to be in than having a so-so foundation on which to build... not much!
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Killzone Shadow Fall gets three free maps today

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4 years ago

So, this or Destiny?
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The Sims 4 pirated copies include censoring "glitch"

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4 years ago

Very cunning.
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Dark Souls 2: Crown of the Old Iron King review

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4 years ago

Game of the Year edition with all the DLC and a year's worth of patching is a very appealing prospect.
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PlayStation Network returns online following DDOS attack

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4 years ago

@Playstationman LOL! Don't hold back ;)
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This is what Far Cry 4's leading lady looks like

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4 years ago

Ubisoft = rape-apologists.
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Routine ditches Oculus Rift support due to motion sickness

Smill110

4 years ago

Well, I'll be having bad dreams tonight! (Looks immense, though.)
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Grappling is one of the oldest sports in the world - so why can't video games do it properly?

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4 years ago

Wrestlemania 2000 was AMAZING!!!
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4 years ago

@Stoatboy Hah! Yes! I was gonna say the exact same thing, but you beat me to it :)
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Nvidia Shield Tablet review

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4 years ago

"What we have here is almost like a platform-in-waiting - a ready-made mobile games machine requiring a decent library to get the most out of it."

Remind you of anyone, Sony?
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Dead or Alive 5's Bath and Bedtime DLC could be its creepiest yet

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4 years ago

Ubisoft, take note!
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Valve adds thumbstick to latest Steam controller prototype

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4 years ago

Keyboard has lots of buttons, that's its only advantage.

Gaming mouse + PlayStation Move navigation controller (the one with an analog stick) = FPS bliss!
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PS4 system architect Mark Cerny working on a new indie game

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4 years ago

@FireMonkey Right, so if Shuhei Yoshida decided to make a game, that could be considered 'indie' as well? Mark Cerny is totally independent from Sony?
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4 years ago

How can it be classed as 'indie' when it's designed by the same guy who built the bloody platform!?
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Pay what you want for The Bureau: XCOM Declassified, The Darkness 2 and BioShock

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4 years ago

Anyone want BioShock for free?

PM me; 1st-come, 1st-served!

Edit: @Yoona has it :)
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Alien Isolation Oculus Rift prototype is just that

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4 years ago

Do they actually want people to have miscarriages/die of heart-attacks?
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Hackers under fire for Mario Kart 8 Wii U modding

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4 years ago

Whoever would have guessed nerds had voices like that!
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Rainbow Six Siege has male and female hostages

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4 years ago

Tom Bramwell: "What a fag."

Edit: YouTube 'Boondock Saints'.
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UK court rules against Nintendo in Wii patent battle

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4 years ago

Nintendo should go all-out to get Surgeon Simulator released on Wii U.
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"That wizard came from the moon!" Destiny T-shirt soars to sales success

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4 years ago

Nerd humour ;)
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Editor's blog: I am sexist

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4 years ago

Remember when Eurogamer used to be about computer games?
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How Far Cry 4 is like a Paul Verhoeven film

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4 years ago

Hopefully it'll be more Robocop (1987) than Robocop (2014).
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Tech Analysis: Destiny alpha on PS4

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4 years ago

@davidclatney I don't doubt for a moment that it is!
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Smill110

4 years ago

Okay, so, this is going to be amazing when it comes out on PC, right?

Edit: I didn't intend that to sound as if I was casting aspersions on the console versions!
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Here's how Far Cry 4 co-op works if you don't have the game

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4 years ago

*'affect'
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Far Cry 4 "almost" had female co-op characters

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4 years ago

I believe I may have said this somewhere before, but I really think it could solve the problem for both sides:

Include female playable characters, not by default, but as A HIGHER DIFFICULTY SETTING!

Think about it: you're slower, weaker, have less spatial awareness, worse at driving, prone to bouts of hormonal mania (à la malaria in Far Cry 2), pursued by wild animals, faced with constant discrimination, and so on...

Before anyone accuses me of being sexist, you're missing the point! Finishing a game on GIRL MODE would now be seen as a great achievement for players of either sex, highlighting the accomplishments of gurl-gamers, while addressing the brave day-to-day struggle of our testicularly-challenged womenfolk.

No need to thank me, ladies ;)
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Naughty Dog co-founder Jason Rubin joins Oculus VR

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4 years ago

@The_shlaaaag_returns Or the Toulon, if you follow egg-chasing ;)
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After over 15 years, Grim Fandango finally comes to consoles

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4 years ago

What charmed me most about this gem of a game was its music.
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UK chart: Watch Dogs and Mario Kart 8 beat Murdered: Soul Suspect

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4 years ago

Do the better-than-expected sales of Wolfenstein have something to do with the World Cup? "Every boss-fight is its own penalty shoot-out"? #spiritof66 #gieyethedryboke
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Watch Terminator 2's car chase remade in GTA 5

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4 years ago

That was awesome!
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Get 66% off FIFA World Cup at GAME if you're called Geoff Hurst

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4 years ago

My English friends: it's pish like this that encourages your Scottish, Welsh, and Irish brethren to do the whole 'anyone but England' routine around every major tournament. Remember when Mars bars changed their wrappers to say 'Believe'? Same thing. It's very immature of us to do it, but when your media and brands paint you in such a light, can you really blame those who do?
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Watch Dogs outsold any Ubisoft game ever in 24 hours

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4 years ago

@lambchop In about 4 years' time!
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A €50 virtual reality headset powered by your mobile phone

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4 years ago

@AvatarIII The original Devkit was 720p. The last couple of iterations are Full HD. Hopefully, the consumer product will be a bit higher.
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Nintendo slumps to another annual loss after dismal Wii U sales

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4 years ago

Okay, okay, I'll take the bait:

1) "Is the Wii U a current gen console?" This old chestnut... I would say no, it's more akin to the PS3/Xbox 360, but who cares?

2) "Does it have more games than the rest?" Well, if it does, which I'm not so sure is the case, then probably not much more or for long. PS4/Xb1 are already well-supported and have hundreds more on the way. This is also irrelevant when you consider how much shovelware Wii U's predecessor had. The PS4/Xb1 are guaranteed to host virtually every major title for years to come. From an investment standpoint, ignoring that and focusing purely on what's out at this precise moment in time would be ludicrous.

3) "A person with a brain would logically pick up a Wii U..."
A person like you?

4) "... the brainless graphic whore such as you..." Have I at any stage mentioned graphics? And thanks for making my side of the argument so much easier :)

5) "Overpriced Xbone or PS4" Evidently, an awful lot of people feel the same is true of the Wii U. Value proposition?

6) "You want graphics, get a PC and orgasm on every pixel." I have a PC, thanks, but the pixels I orgasm over have nothing to do with games ;)

7) "I don't have any current gen system" Yet, you got this worked up? Oh dear...

8) "To call the Wii U a gameless platform at the moment is wrong" I never said that. It just has, at best, a handful of games I'd actually want to play. Not enough to offset the opportunity cost of buying one.

9) "Use your brain, spoiled brat." See points 3) and 4).


Seriously, somebody donate this poor soul a Wii U. There must be loads on eBay. Can't his carers see how agitated he is?
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4 years ago

@picka_vi_materina Those ones that have only been out 5 months? Try harder, mongo.
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4 years ago

@MccyMcFlinn Well, PS3 has been my main platform since 2007, so I've bought maybe about thirty games for that, not to mention all the extra ones through PS+. Also have a Vita and PC. Did have a Wii (original), but I only ended up with the two Mario Galaxy titles, the two Zeldas, and two or three more, tops. Ended up donating it to a girlfriend so should could play Just Dance! Got a few Virtual Console NES games out of nostalgia. Hope this helps!
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4 years ago

I so nearly bought a Wii U this week. Console (32gb premium) + Mario Kart 8 + another game for £199 from Tesco. I simply couldn't justify that amount of money for so few games, though. Pity; those few games would be great...
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Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare trailer, release date revealed

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4 years ago

Does Murica win like in all the others?
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Charlie Brooker has a role in Sniper Elite 3

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4 years ago

@swayzetrain Please, do elaborate. I'd love to know what you mean.
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4 years ago

Please, please, please can they release a Konnie Huq DLC where we can make her breasts, womb and ovaries explode? That would just be the best!
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"We're not evil villains building an empire"

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4 years ago

"the perceptions the Candy Crush developer IS battling"

Developer is singular.
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Face-Off: Titanfall on Xbox 360

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4 years ago

"the 30fps lock option is a very attractive alternative - and one which would sit well on Xbox One given its own current difficulties hitting 60fps at times"
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