RabidMonkey

Devil May Cry 4

RabidMonkey

12 years ago

Probably not a system-seller

Speak for yourself, man!
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Devil May Cry 4 details

RabidMonkey

12 years ago

So we are playing as this Nero girl then?

Nero isn't a girl you idiot! You would know that if you were a real fan.

…if not at the Tokyo Game Show.

It's to be playable at TGS so, yes, you should find out more there. Unfortunately for me - being a hardcore DMC fan and all - that means killing a Journo and stealing their credentials.
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Tony Hawk's Project 8 unveiled

RabidMonkey

12 years ago

Oh, for gods sake! It died after 3, and the GBA versions were awful!
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TR remake not cancelled!

RabidMonkey

12 years ago

Shouldn't it be 'ScEidos'?
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Painkiller Xbox delayed

RabidMonkey

12 years ago

Hasn't this been in development for ages?
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Earthworm Jim

RabidMonkey

12 years ago

Now that's ugly. What the hell is wrong with sprites?
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Red Star, Raiden III coming

RabidMonkey

12 years ago

there's also a possibility that an Xbox version could be on the way.

It was released on the Xbox through, shall we say, less than honourable means.
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No Heavenly Sword this year

RabidMonkey

12 years ago

I liked Fantavision (still do).

One of the more relaxing games this generation.
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Tokobot Plus: Mysteries of the Karakuri

RabidMonkey

12 years ago

Some of those shots look dog-rough, though.

I think only the first three are of the PS2 version.
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Full Auto 2: Battlelines

RabidMonkey

12 years ago

It should be mentioned that the original Full Auto sucked donkey balls, so hopes aren't high for this sequel.
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Nintendo America defends 'Wii'

RabidMonkey

12 years ago

I think people will get it straight after a while - it's just something they're going to have to get used to.

I think you're preaching to the wrong choir, mate. I learnt to "Wii" when I was a very young 'un.
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Ratchet & Clank: Next

RabidMonkey

12 years ago

It seems to be using the same Ratchet character model from the first game. I suppose there won't be any sort of upgradeable armour like in UYA, then.
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Ratchet & Clank for PSP

RabidMonkey

12 years ago

What kind of a person buys R+C games?

I do...you bast!
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God Hand details, shots

RabidMonkey

12 years ago

Hmm, could be interesting.
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Ultimate Ghosts 'n Goblins

RabidMonkey

12 years ago

2D 3D is the way to go

I disagree. While some games do look pretty whizzy using this technique, most look truly godawful. You need only look at Capcom's own PSP Mega Man remakes for proof of this.

Anyway, really looking forward to this - looks like the summer games drought is over before it's even begun!
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Zelda: Phantom Hourglass trailer

RabidMonkey

12 years ago

Its using the same style gfx, but it doesnt look anything like a port?

One of the enviroments in the video looks exactly like a dungeon found in The Wind Waker.
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RabidMonkey

12 years ago

Its using the same style gfx, but it doesnt look anything like a port?

One of the enviroments in the video looks exactly like a dungeon from The Wind Waker.
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RabidMonkey

12 years ago

Looks pretty much like a port of Wind Waker with new puzzles, and touch screen specific features rather than something new that I may find exciting.
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Metroid Prime: Hunters

RabidMonkey

12 years ago

Sounds....painful!
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GDC: PlayStation 3 keynote text commentary

RabidMonkey

12 years ago

"Flying cars, huge baroque skyscrapers." Baroque eh? Ooh I read a book once la-di-dah!

So you guys are drinking on the job now, huh?
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UK Charts: Streets too tough for GRAW

RabidMonkey

12 years ago

How about we just put em on the EA developed titles then?

What, and deny the SSX games the chance to sell at least a few copies for once? I don't think so!
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RabidMonkey

12 years ago

Who are these people buying Fifa Street 2?

The same people who bought the original FIFA Street, and kept NFS: MW at No. 1 for so long.

24's got no chance.

That's what they said about Dead or Alive 4.

I suggest we make a pile of brightly coloured stickers, proclaiming "WARNING - THIS GAME SUCKS!" ,sneak into Game, Woolworths and anywhere else, and decorate all the EA boxes.

Yeah because all EA games suck, don't they? I suppose the likes of Burnout, Black, and We Love Katamari don't deserve to sell well, do they?
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Project Zero 3: The Tormented

RabidMonkey

12 years ago

Too much backtracking aswell.

The useless map doesn't help matters either.
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UK Charts: FIFA Street's ahead

RabidMonkey

12 years ago

Fuck you!

Only if you're a woman.
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RabidMonkey

12 years ago

Define 'Jap' wank material please? You have a problem with games that are made by the Japanese or something?

Don't get so bloody defensive! I'm sure he was only making a tongue-in-cheek comment about DOA4 topping the charts a few weeks back which, even you must admit, is just that: a Japanese-developed home wanking kit.

While we're on the subject of wank, FIFA Street 2's number one is it?
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UK Charts: EA's Black in first

RabidMonkey

12 years ago

how does Battlefield not count as an IP?

Because when the original, Battlefield 1942, was released EA never owned DICE, they just published it.
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Trapt

RabidMonkey

12 years ago

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I had such high hopes for this game and Rule of Rose. They please the sadist in me.
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Yakuza coming to PS2

RabidMonkey

12 years ago

Yakuza?

I was hoping they were going to release it under its translated name "Like a Dragon".
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Rev rumour dismissed

RabidMonkey

12 years ago

I like how on the front cover of the current issue of NOM it proudly proclaims to have the "World's first hands-on session with the Revolution controller!" even though many magazines like Edge and Famitsu had done so last year at the Tokyo Game Show.
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UK Charts: Shadow cast over NFS success

RabidMonkey

12 years ago

The only reason SotC is No.1 is because all those horrible eBay people that tried to sell you the original Ico release for Ł60 bought loads of copies in the hope the same will happen to its 'spiritual successor'.
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Ultimate Ghosts 'n' Goblins

RabidMonkey

12 years ago

What is that weapon in the third screenie?

I don't remember that from when I played this game 20 (ish) years ago!

That's because it's a completely new game, not a port.
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RabidMonkey

12 years ago

Looks amazing!

Can't bloody wait for this!!!
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Test your PQ with new puzzler

RabidMonkey

12 years ago

Edge reviewed this a while back. Not very good, apparently.
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ICO

RabidMonkey

12 years ago

They thought it was worth reviewing twice, and two-out-of-two think it's great! Where's the problem?

No problem, just think it's silly to review the game twice when both writers are of the same opinion.
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RabidMonkey

12 years ago

What the hell is the point in reviewing it twice if you both more or less agree with each other?
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LocoRoco

RabidMonkey

12 years ago

This....is a game?

Colour me confused.
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UK Charts: Ten weeks at the top for EA

RabidMonkey

12 years ago

Most Wanted is "not too bad" in the way that crack is "not too bad".

I'm sure you would know, stonedben.

And for the record, I haven't played NFSMW and probably never will.
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The Rub Rabbits!

RabidMonkey

12 years ago

As you can see, I'm not a fan.

Nor am I. Absolutely hated the first one. Crap art style, annoying music, mini-games that were anything but, and don't get me started on the fun factor (where is it?)!

The worst five pounds I've ever spent and I've bought a few issues of OPSM2!

oooooo whens it out then?

It came out last Friday, man.
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Quantic Dream cans Infraworld

RabidMonkey

12 years ago

I loved Fahrenheit. All of it.
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UK Charts: EA races back to the top

RabidMonkey

12 years ago

Katamari entered at number 23 in the PS2 chart, this article is about the all formats chart.

Ah, right you are. Apologies.
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RabidMonkey

12 years ago

According to Spong, WLK debuted at number 23 in the charts.

Funny how different sources report different things.
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Syphon Filter: Dark Mirror

RabidMonkey

12 years ago

They made Syphon Filter work just fine on the old PS1 digital pad, so no reason it can't work on the PSP.

It's not about controls, it's about the game not being suitable for a potable format.

You don't want to have to replay huge chunks of the game because you had to switch it off prematurely to, oh I don't know, not miss your stop. Likewise you don't want to miss your stop on your commute because you were too engrossed in the game.
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RabidMonkey

12 years ago

Why is this a PSP game?

When will Sony learn that games like this just aren't 'right' for a handheld?
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Hackers break new PSP firmware

RabidMonkey

12 years ago

Been playing Chrono Trigger, Gunstar Heroes and Bahamut Lagoon a lot on the old PSP lately.

Gunstar Heroes gives me a horrible cramp in my hand thanks to the PSP's crappy D-pad.
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UK Charts: DOA4 kicks EA off top spot

RabidMonkey

12 years ago

Aren't you forgetting Ridge Racer 6?
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RabidMonkey

12 years ago

The latest instalment in Tecmo's highly acclaimed beat-em-up franchise

We're talking about Dead or Alive here, right?
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UK Charts: EA holds pole position

RabidMonkey

13 years ago

Thanks for pointing out the obvious, Nick.
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RabidMonkey

13 years ago

Oh how sad. The british people are stupid and chavs. In Japan they only ever buy REALLY good games?

/strokes copy of generic horse kissing game 11
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Metal Gear Solid comic on UMD

RabidMonkey

13 years ago

And you lot said long, unskippable cut-scenes would never catch on...
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Take-Two signs Tokobot

RabidMonkey

13 years ago

In my opinion it's the best platformer available for the PSP. The release of Daxter might change that however.
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