PrivateJoker

PSN outage woe enters seventh day

PrivateJoker

7 years ago

Thought it came back on last night. Clicked on the blog and the network light was green. Tried to log in to my account and was greeted with the maintenance message. Gutted! Stayed green for 10 mins though until going back to the omnipresent red that's the norm.

Actually just checking it now and it's green again!

http://blog.eu.playstation.com/
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Anonymous hackers declare war on Sony

PrivateJoker

7 years ago

Hope they like courtrooms, jail cells and the taste of penis.
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Face-Off: Dead Rising 2

PrivateJoker

8 years ago

@Negotiator...because you're a troll and not an expert.
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PrivateJoker

8 years ago

Negotiator...I take it you're wearing the exclusive fanboy dickhead dlc today???
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Ueda presenting Last Guardian at TGS

PrivateJoker

8 years ago

Could end up being the greatest game I've ever played just from past form and how it looks. Gotta stop hyping this up in my head because I'd hate to be disappointed.
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COD map packs surpass 20m sales

PrivateJoker

8 years ago

Cattle.
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First Killzone 3 gameplay trailer

PrivateJoker

8 years ago

That just gave me an instant semi! Cant wait for it. K2 was full of awesomeness...
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Half-Life 2 actor passes away

PrivateJoker

8 years ago

Appeared in some of my favourite Columbo episodes. Will be missed. R.I.P.
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ModNation Racers

PrivateJoker

8 years ago

@Bulkpack "Played the Beta, hated it. Nasty char design, shitty framerate, lousy handling. Sounds like nothing has been fixed since. "

It's called a Beta for a reason. Did you submit your feedback to the dev?
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UK charts: Final Fantasy XIII is top

PrivateJoker

8 years ago

I feel sorry for the uninformed out there who don't know about the differences between the 2 versions and have brought the Xbox version.
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God of War III

PrivateJoker

8 years ago

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PrivateJoker

8 years ago

@chischis

Yeah because you're opinion is better than everyone else's. Grow up. Just because you might not be a fan doesn't mean other people can be. Each to their own. Or are you just an xbot troll?
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PrivateJoker

8 years ago

"Rip Torn pads out the cast. He was presumably chosen because his name fits so well with Kratos' basic move set."

+1. Nice.
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echoshift

PrivateJoker

8 years ago

Easily an 8 and yeah Dan is wrong. You can pick up the key on any 'cast'.
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Plants vs. Zombies

PrivateJoker

8 years ago

@Waffleaber

[link=http://www.148apps.com/">http://www.148apps.com/ They are consistent.

So are:
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PrivateJoker

8 years ago

@Aloominum_man

I got frame rate issues on a 3G, but I hear it's on all devices. It's not game breaking, it's only when the screen is filled with plants and zombies, but it is noticeable.
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Face-Off: BioShock 2

PrivateJoker

8 years ago

Hmmm, no mention of the freezing issues that are causing problems on the Xbox version. I'd say the PS3 version is the one to get until they patch a fix for that.

Anyway if you own one console or the other it don't make a difference. These face off's are only good for dual console owners. It amazes me the stupidity and insecurity of some people on here.
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Dante's Inferno

PrivateJoker

8 years ago

I don't give a fuck about this game or how many negative points I get but Ellie should not be reviewing games like this. Call me a chauvanist cunt but gamers are still predominantly male and this is very much a male orientated game.
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Assassin's Creed II: Battle of Forli

PrivateJoker

8 years ago

Completed and Platinumed within a week. Traded for Dragon Age. I guess I can delete the save file now I have no interest in revisiting this. Venice was awesome though.
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Broken Sword for iPhone released

PrivateJoker

8 years ago

@Joco84

Best adventure game on the iphone. Oozes quality and is an absolute bargain. 10/10
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MAG clips onto solid UK date

PrivateJoker

8 years ago

@Teammallstar

You're not very subtle at being a massive fanboy cock are you?

Why are you even posting on this thread?
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Sony dates Heavy Rain for Europe

PrivateJoker

8 years ago

@Frod

No one cares what you think. You're probably getting marked down because your comments are just negative and assuming.

You're entitled to your opinion and so are the people marking you down.

Pre-ordered the HMV collectors edition. Hope they post early like Game do and I get it on a Thursday.
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ModNation Racers

PrivateJoker

9 years ago

Just got my beta code, it's a whopping file, almost 2gig. Downloading now!
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New multiplayer game launches in Home

PrivateJoker

9 years ago

I think Sony are heading in the right direction with Home now. Adding online gaming worlds and rooms with game areas has been an excellent idea. I know it's not to everyone's tastes but it's certainly unique (in console gaming) and applaudable.
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Halo: Reach trailer analysis

PrivateJoker

9 years ago

@Muscleblade

'Some 360 games actually do look better than KZ2.'

Care to mention them then?

Take off your fanboy goggle please.
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PrivateJoker

9 years ago

Turns on Fanboy filter

'MW2 on the 360 looks better than Killzone 2 imo.' by Muscleblade.

Yeah of course it does mate.
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Greenberg reckons Reach will lap GT5

PrivateJoker

9 years ago

@Messiah999

I love reading comments by people who think they are an authority on all things gaming. (Rolls eyes)
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PrivateJoker

9 years ago

Seems like an arrogant cock to me.
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Uncharted 2: Multiplayer

PrivateJoker

9 years ago

Written by someone who sounds like they've had enough of gaming and life altogether.

Uncharted 2 multiplayer is the most fun I've had online this year, alongside K2 and MW2.
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Retrospective: Call of Duty

PrivateJoker

9 years ago

Modern Warfare 2 releases midnight tonight and there's fuck all reviews from the main sites. What's going on here?
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Eurogamer iPhone app launches!

PrivateJoker

9 years ago

@Fleeby

'But IGN is absolute crap with illiterate articles.'

You could cut out IGN and paste in Eurogamer equally with that statement. I agree IGN isn't great, in fact I don't take any notice of many game sites these days. This is the first time in ages I've actually been arsed to comment on anything. Usually I just roll my eyes and move on.
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PrivateJoker

9 years ago

Who are the idiots marking down people who are moaning about the price of this?

Of course they should moan. IGN has a app that lets you access and filter their reviews and has guides etc and best of all it is free.

Eurogamer is full of shit anyway, so they won't be getting a penny out of me.

Let the negatives begin :-P
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GTA: Chinatown Wars on PSN today

PrivateJoker

9 years ago

Failure to recognise that GTA won't be available till FRIDAY!!! on PSN, get your facts straight, which shouldn't be that hard as you just copy the Euro PS Blog.
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Operation Flashpoint: Dragon Rising

PrivateJoker

9 years ago

Right up my street. Day one buy.
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PS3 Blu-ray issue not firmware-related

PrivateJoker

9 years ago

@jonthepymm

Sony actually subsidies repairs due to the high cost of the equipment used.
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PrivateJoker

9 years ago

@RedPanda..."Nice little money-maker for Sony then"

Sony doesn't make any money from repairs actually.

As for the majority of ignorant comments on here. I seriously hope you're all still at school, cus' you still got a lot to learn.
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Uncharted 2: Among Thieves

PrivateJoker

9 years ago

@Crofto

Have you played the game to completion?

Of course not, so STFU.
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Tech Analysis: Uncharted 2

PrivateJoker

9 years ago

GOTY right there.
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Trine, Bomberman head PSN refresher

PrivateJoker

9 years ago

Trine is 371mb and will be mine as soon as the store updates.
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MAG PS3 beta sign-ups open now

PrivateJoker

9 years ago

@donnie080208

Did you band your head on the abortion bucket?

You really are a homunculus cock
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Trine PS3 out in Europe this week

PrivateJoker

9 years ago

Something worth noting is that Trine is also a Platinum trophy game and has a shit load of trophies to obtain.
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PrivateJoker

9 years ago

It's already been stated that the official price is 17.99 and 20 Euro's.
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Gran Turismo

PrivateJoker

9 years ago

No career mode, wtf!?

Anyway, I'll take the free version that's promised with the PSPGo on launch.
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PSPgo

PrivateJoker

9 years ago

There will be loads of people like me upgrading from the PSP Phat and also 1st time buyers. Yes it's expensive but it will still sell shit loads.
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Bookworm Adventures 2

PrivateJoker

9 years ago

@pro_gamer

i wouldn't call Eurogamer a serious website. Any website that deliberately posts stories to gain hits and start troll wars lacks any professional integrity imo.
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WipEout HD: Fury

PrivateJoker

9 years ago

- anyone else still getting tearing \ dropped frames after the patch install?

No problems for me, still awesome looking as before.
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Fat Princess arrives this week

PrivateJoker

9 years ago

'I have it on good authority that it's gonna be 12.99. '

I have it on good authority it's gonna be 11.99 :-)

http://www.gamerzines.com/ps3/news/fat-p...
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PrivateJoker

9 years ago

PSN game of the year right there. I'm going for 9.99.
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Home is beta until it hits "final quality"

PrivateJoker

9 years ago

"Home is where the twats is."

No, that would be Eurogamer.
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