Nielz0r

Killer Instinct Season 2 details emerge

Nielz0r

4 years ago

Wow! 900p! Steady on there, Xbone!
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Pix the Cat review

Nielz0r

4 years ago

A charming, utterly compulsive game. When it first came out, I thought I'd give it a quick go before bed. Two hours later, I was chasing high scores and my eyes were bleeding. 9/10 for me.
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Video: Do you want to see Alien: Isolation's Blade Runner easter egg?

Nielz0r

4 years ago

Spoiler in headline, thanks a million.
2 3

Xbox One price cut by 20 in the UK, now 329

Nielz0r

4 years ago

Nope, still not interested.
11 4

Bloodborne release date confirmed

Nielz0r

4 years ago

Money well spent, Sony.

(As opposed to spunking billions on Mojang)
34 3

Face-Off: Dark Souls 2 PC

Nielz0r

4 years ago

I've held out buying this on PS3 in case it's coming out on PS4. Really hope they'll make an announcement soon. Dark Souls is one of my all time favourite games and I REALLY want to play its sequel.
3 4

South Park: The Stick of Truth review

Nielz0r

4 years ago

If you want to pick up the non-censored US version, videogamesplus.ca is a great site.
5 2

Konami makes next-gen Metal Gear Solid 5: Ground Zeroes cheaper

Nielz0r

4 years ago

It's 24 on Shopto...
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Tomb Raider: Definitive Edition is 60fps on PS4 - report

Nielz0r

4 years ago

@bladdard Regretting buying that Xbone, are we?
31 1

Broken Age: Act 1 review

Nielz0r

4 years ago

I feel a bit shafted by this. The game was financed by adventure fans (including myself), the very people who want a brain-twisting challenge, so why is it so easy? If they're trying to reach a wide audience, well, that wasn't really the point. They already have their audience--the people who fecking financed it. They're basically being greedy. Also, did we REALLY need Jack Black in it? This man crush that Tim Shafer has it getting a bit embarrassing.
12 5

Most Anticipated: Super Smash Bros.

Nielz0r

4 years ago

@Noxia I'll be your friend
3 0

Eurogamer's guide to system swansongs

Nielz0r

5 years ago

Surely a swan song should be the last great game on a system, rather than just the last game released? For example, Shadow of the Colossus could be PS2's swan song.

A swan song, by definition, is meant to be something beautiful.
33 1

Eurogamer's Games of the Generation: The top 50

Nielz0r

5 years ago

Just Dance above Bioshock Infinite?

I see.
83 10

Gabriel Knight: Sins of the Fathers is getting remade by Jane Jensen

Nielz0r

5 years ago

Loved the odd voodoo narrator lady in this game when you tried different stuff:

"Gabriel could move the tweezers around on the table but it would be rather pointless."

"Gabriel could try to open Mosley but it would not be contributing in a positive manner."
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Double Fine is developing the augmented-reality PS4 app The Playroom

Nielz0r

5 years ago

Wonder if they'll stay on budget.
0 0

Whore of the Orient gameplay footage leaked

Nielz0r

5 years ago

'Whore of the Orient' is just a fancy way of saying 'Oriental Whore'.
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Tim Schafer needs more money to finish Broken Age

Nielz0r

5 years ago

As someone who contributed to the original Kickstarter, I'm technically an investor.

As such, I'm not impressed with Schafer's whimsical attitude to his gross overspending.

You ran out of our money? Time to use your own, boi.
8 10

Lightning Returns: Final Fantasy 13 E3 gameplay demo showcases flappy coat

Nielz0r

5 years ago

The second sequel to a game many people didn't like.

And still no Versus: the most interesting-looking game they've worked on in years.

Meh, Square Enix, meh to the max.
26 4

Fable 3 is free from Xbox.com right now

Nielz0r

5 years ago

If anyone missed out, they can have my disc. Truly awful game.
2 2

Skyrim: Legendary Edition confirmed

Nielz0r

5 years ago

All I really want is my sweetroll back :(
14 1

Castle of Illusion remake teased for this summer

Nielz0r

5 years ago

I hope the keep the creepy pelvic thrusting Mickey does while standing still.
2 0

Microsoft creative director Adam Orth no longer with Microsoft

Nielz0r

5 years ago

Tata, cretin!
5 1

BioShock 2 is the underrated human heart of the BioShock trilogy

Nielz0r

5 years ago

@DrStrangelove It can never been unseen.
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New Square Enix boss promises "fundamental review" of the entire company

Nielz0r

5 years ago

Simple. Stop making shit games. And this is from a lifetime fan.
3 2

Every PS4 game will be available for download

Nielz0r

5 years ago

@Windforce Finally, a breath of fresh air among all this cynical bullshit. Nice to read something so positive for a change.
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PlayStation 4 Press Conference Live Report

Nielz0r

5 years ago

Tuck your shirt in, boy!
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Nielz0r

5 years ago

I like peas
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Why Xbox failed in Japan

Nielz0r

5 years ago

Brilliant article. Hugely informative and a pleasure to read (not an easy combo!)
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Microsoft retires Facebook and Twitter from Xbox 360, suggests you use Internet Explorer

Nielz0r

6 years ago

Motherfuckers.
1 3

Lost Humanity 15: Booth Babes

Nielz0r

6 years ago

@FiddleFingaz I was actually starting to think exactly the same thing. It's like those flippant Daily Mail articles that everyone gets in a hoohaa about which are just designed to get page views.
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Nielz0r

6 years ago

I really couldn't care less.

This hyper-fear of misogyny is getting out of hand.

When I went to the Tokyo Games Show a few years ago, which had always been one of my ambitions, I had a great time oggling at the booth babes. I like eye candy, I'm not a wife-beater.

Nobody forced them to be there. Nobody exploited them.

It doesn't cheapen our medium. There's a smutty side to everything.

Let me guess...you've never watched porn?

Get over yourself.

EDIT: typo
9 5

A chat about the power of the Wii U with the developer of a Wii U launch title

Nielz0r

6 years ago

Basically, Nintendo are cheap bastards who don't want to lose money on their consoles.
8 6

Lost Humanity 10: The New World

Nielz0r

6 years ago

It's true about Ultima Online. Whenever I'd ask a player where they were from, they'd reply with a city from the game--where they did their main banking and shopping, like Skara Brae or Trinsic. This wasn't even a roleplay thing, all the players were so absorbed by the world that their first thought was the in-game city they were from, not the real world one.

I was from Skara Brae, by the way. I miss it very dearly :)
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Nintendo responds to Mario sequelitis criticism

Nielz0r

6 years ago

Too much Mario isn't the problem, it's that these games look, sound, feel and play almost exactly the same. They just take elements from Mario 1 and 3 and add a few new power-ups and multiplayer. The graphics lack charm and the level design is good but not amazing. Compare Super Mario World 1 and 2 (Yoshi's Island) - both classics, both incredibly different in gameplay and presentation. Playing a Mario game and thinking, 'God, here we go again' is a very sad thing indeed.
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Blizzard's lavish cinematic unveiled for World of Warcraft expansion Mists of Pandaria

Nielz0r

6 years ago

All this talk of a WoW movie...why don't they just do it CGI? They're clearly rather good at it.
20 1

Fighting Fantasy games will be removed from iTunes forever next week

Nielz0r

6 years ago

Didn't even know about these. Just snapped 'em all up!
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Nintendo 3DS XL First Impressions

Nielz0r

6 years ago

I like a bit of humour in my reviews/articles but this felt like 90% blathering, and got very tiresome very quickly. It's a bit like having a conversation with someone who's wasted: amusing for about a minute but soon incredibly boring.
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Square Enix will only remake Final Fantasy 7 after it betters original with a new Final Fantasy

Nielz0r

6 years ago

It doesn't have to be a full-on FF13 quality remake.

Just redo the static backgrounds in nice widescreen HD, give us better character models and get the Advent Children team to do the cut scenes. No need for a total makeover. They'll earn a fortune.
21 2

New Super Mario Bros. U Preview: Out With the Old

Nielz0r

6 years ago

Piss off with your multiplayer. Give me a 2D Mario game with the invention and exploration of Super Mario World. Much obliged.
9 1

Jane Jensen adventure game Kickstarter reaches funding goal

Nielz0r

6 years ago

No apostrophe in 'its'.
13 1

Sony confirms PlayStation All-Stars Battle Royale

Nielz0r

6 years ago

It'd be nice if they acknowledged the debt to Smash Bros a bit more but so what if it's a clone? Smash Bros is unique in that it's almost a genre unto itself, but it's already backed itself into a corner: Brawl was just a bloated version of Melee, even Sakurai thinks so. It'll be great to experience similar gameplay with a totally new roster and decent graphics. I'm sure they'll bring a lot of new ideas along with them too.
10 5

Final Fantasy 13-2 characters model Prada

Nielz0r

6 years ago

Thank you very much for my daily dose of WTF
1 1

Skyrim success motivates Remedy to stick with story-heavy games

Nielz0r

6 years ago

Oskari Hakkinen is an awesome name
1 0

Xbox 360 dash update gives XBLIG more visibility

Nielz0r

6 years ago

GET RID OF ALL THE GODDAMN ADVERTS AND MAYBE WE'LL TALK!
29 5

Final Fantasy 13-2 Sazh DLC release date, price details

Nielz0r

6 years ago

I was cynical when I started reading this article. Cash-in DLC, milking the fans, etc., etc. Then I saw that Serah costume and I'm sorry but:

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Bethesda on Skyrim's viewable Morrowind, Cyrodiil: "maybe we'll use it one day"

Nielz0r

6 years ago

I'd rather visit Hammerfell so I can check out those curved swords the guards are always on about. Curved. Swords.
27 1

Face-Off: Final Fantasy 13-2

Nielz0r

6 years ago

For the love of god, how many times are you going to recycle the "Lightning Strikes Twice" gag?

Other than that, thank you very much for the very helpful comparison :)
13 1

Final Fantasy 13-2 "to be continued" ending explained

Nielz0r

6 years ago

Great, more camp twaddle from a cast of twee goons, just what the series needs.

No doubt I will play it though!
21 4

Skyrim PC Creation Kit release date announced

Nielz0r

6 years ago

Curved swords?

Curved. Swords.
5 1

The Darkness 2 trailer meets co-op characters

Nielz0r

6 years ago

Needs more Crazy Abdul
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