| No mention as to whether they have ditched the boring modern day animus bollocks? |
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Nintendo Switch games list, 2018 release dates and every Switch game released so far
Assassin's Creed Syndicate review
Video: Introducing The Eurogamer Show, weekly on Fridays
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Not bad. Will watch again. Things I noticed:- Tell Bratt to keep his head still. He looked like a Thunderbirds puppet. Bratt/Walsh segment was a bit echoey. Not enough Higton. |
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P.T.'s craziest Easter egg translated
| Can't say i'm surprised considering Lovecraft obsessive GDT is involved. |
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Rambo: The Video Game review
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It's a real war Right outside your frontdoor I'll tell ya Out where they'll kill ya You could use a friend Possibly the best lyrics ever. |
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Amazon announces drone delivery service
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And so it begins... NO FATE! |
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Beyond live TV - what the Xbox One user interface means for gamers
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@SawnoffSpudgun Solution is simple. "xbox volume up 5". The xbox sends five volume up commands to the TV in quick succession. You can have that for free microsoft. |
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Face-Off: Netflix vs. Lovefilm
| @djhworld Did you even bother reading my post and the post I was replying to? |
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@ExcellentBenji sign up with unblock-us.com. You can change your region with one click on their website. $5 so works out to @ £3.20 p/m Means you can access brazilian, canadian, scandanavian content too, among others, with no pissing about with DNS. |
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Fighting Fantasy: Blood of the Zombies Review
| @MrChuckles - can you ask your mate if we are ever going to get a proper ending to The Way of the Tiger? |
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New ArmA 3 footage previews latest build
| @anaxerxes I didn't actually think it was Ed Byrne. It does remind me of him though, despite the weird accent. Sounds like he has lived in a few different parts of the UK to me. |
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| Nice that Ed Byrne is doing the VO. |
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Choose Your Own Adventure
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@MrChuckles If he really is a good friend, can you tell him i've been waiting 25 years for a proper fucking ending to the Way of the Tiger series. :D |
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Retrospective: Midwinter
| Ah memories. This was the first game that actually caused real fear for me. I'm scared of heights in real life and skiing off the edge of a cliff in this used to scare the shit out of me. Sheer brilliance and a real shame it isn't held in higher regard. |
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Relic dev died saving wife and child
| Really? Ok then. I believe you, you handsome devil. |
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| Can you take my virginity, super stud? |
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| I bet you're a right looker and have lots of friends. |
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| I love you Craig. |
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| Tee hee. Good comeback. |
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| Oh no. Please I just want to be your friend. CraigMcG - you are a man. |
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| That was actually aimed at you cuntnose. Cuntbritannia just crept in, but I thought 'if the cap fits'. |
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| Yep. Congrats. You're a massive cunt too now. Anyone else? |
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@Felwyn I've got a wife and three kids so I know what it's like to feel protective. Being a 17 year old virgin I don't expect you to understand. Seriously just give up. You really are making yourself look like a massive cunt. |
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A very apt game series to be working on. I'd like to think I would be brave enough to do the same if put in a similar situation. RIP |
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Ju-On: The Grudge
| Superb. That should be the dictionary definition. :D |
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Retrospective: Crimson Skies
| I loved both games although I think the PC game just edged it. I'd be all over a sequel if it is anything like as good as the first two. |
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Beatles: Rock Band wows Abbey Road
| Beatles: Rock Band looks great, I can wait! |
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Microsoft E3 Conference
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@smelly I agree that the jumping around in front of the TV aspects of Natal will appeal more to kids but I don't think you're seeing the bigger picture. Whilst holding an imaginery steering wheel doesn't appeal personally, I can get behind head tracking with racing games that allows you to look around in the cockpit view without clumsily clicking buttons or using the analogue stick. Another example would be using hand gestures to order AI team mates in games like GRAW. Surely you can see the benefit of stuff like that? |
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Child's Play
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Half an hour after bedtime? Luxury. We used to come home from school and then have to work six hours down t'pit before being sent to bed with a lump of coal to suck on. |
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inFamous
| Hmmm. These shots make it look a bit like Force Unleashed... and that isn't a good thing in my opinion. |
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Killzone 2
| I'm gutted about the lack of co-op (but not enough to cancel the pre-order). |
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GAME unveils online rental service
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"I suppose with GAME you have more chance of getting a game than a film from your list" Sounds like you need to set up multiple lists. Specify 1 from your film list and 1 from your game list (or just specify 2 from the game list if you're in a gamey mood) and problem solved. |
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Halo 3 Recon only 3-5 hours long
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Does that time include having to fight your way back through each level like in every other Halo game? /awaits arrival of the HDF |
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SEGA pulls breakdancing monkey advert
| It looked like he was having a fucking whale of a time. |
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Capcom explains why Talisman was binned
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The manufacturing rights for the board game were recently sold to Fantasy Flight Games (but before it was announced the game was being scrapped). Coincidence? I can see what they mean by the 3 hour play time though. Could have been easily remedied with turn time limits however. For me this would have been a good way to have a local game with my kids without all the setup time of the boardgame. Shame, but I won't cry myself to sleep over it. |
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Banjo Nuts & Bolts demo on Xbox Live
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My thoughts on a quick go of the demo - I've not played any previous Banjo games Visuals aren't great. Quite a bit of slowdown (mostly during a four vehicle race around the first land and mostly when the other vehicle and/or water on screen). Also jaggies are quite bad. Lovely art style though of course. Reminded me quite a bit of Viva Pinata (although not quite as slick although this is a lot more busy so comparison probably unfair). Gameplay was ok for what I played. The Vehicle workshop is brilliant and I can imagine creating mental vehicles being the games main draw for lots of people. Tried a race and a 'football' game. The race was OK. Took my boys (age 7 & 8) a few attempts to get used to the handling before they won. The vehicles were on long stalk legs so was quite easy to get them tangled up and thrown off track. The football mini game was a bit dull really, entailing getting a oversized footie into a goal while avoiding obstacles. Not much of a challenge. Overall I would say a game for my kids when the price comes down a bit. I imagine you'll love it if you are a Banjo fan though. |
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Qur'an references force worldwide LittleBigPlanet recall
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I'll start. "Jesus" Mohammed, surely. Oops - am I going to be executed now? /goes back to reading Daily Mail ;) |
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LittleBigPlanet
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I think that the regulars who are getting annoyed by the retarded comments need to remember that they are probably mostly being made by 13 year old virgins who think that videogaming is the most important thing in their lives... PS: Halo 3 was a bit shit ;) |
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Pure PS3 and 360 demos on Thursday
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"Choosing between the two, I'd say download on the PS3 so you don't have to struggle to hear it over the sound of the system's fans :D " Welcome to 2006 |
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Kojima at Oxford Street HMV today
| Or you could ask him to sign your copy and when he asks your name take a 90 minute phone call before telling him... |
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Penny Arcade game gets priced
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You can't polish a turd isn't random bollocks. And it also happens to be one of my favourite sayings. Usually used when my mother-in-law wears make-up. /high fives thedaveeyres |
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StarCraft II is Blizzard's "best work ever"
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Games Workshop - Blizzard's story supremo, creator of the original Warcraft, StarCraft and Diablo storylines Fixed ;) |
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PAL Echochrome in Q2
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$25-30! Hmmm. So am I right in thinking that would equate to a UK price of £15-20? Seems a bit steep... |
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Tom becomes Eurogamer editor
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So 'Krudster' got moved 'sideways' because of the 'gears of war' review then. Can't say i'm surprised... |
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McDonald's links games to obesity
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@Fab4 Look on the bright side. The majority of future serial killers will literally be easier to catch/outrun. Balance is once again restored to the universe... |
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GripShift
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I didn't really 'get' the demo and was a bit meh about it. However, I was bored last night so thought fuck it, it's only £7 and I usually trust Tom's reviews... Really enjoying the full game. Not so keen on the race mode but the challenge mode is brilliant (although I don't think it would appeal as much without the Live leaderboards). I would suggest that if you are a trackmania and/or puzzle game fan this is a good purchase... racing fans i'm not so sure... PS: I checked the intermediate races Darren mentioned and there is indeed t***ing. Which is odd because the level I tried didn't look half as complicated geometry wise as some of the beginner challenge levels and the vehicles aren't exactly million poly masterpieces... Go PS3! :D |
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SupCom heading to 360
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"Yes! Now I will finally be able to play this at anything above 5fps." With Supreme Commander: Special Tearing Edition |
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Tell everyone about your Wii
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Agreed. The Wii has made me realise how much I love the 360. Really looking forward to Galaxy though. Better get the duster out... |
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EGTV: PGR4 Cone Sprint
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Tom. You appear to be under the impression that we give a fuck whether you're any good at PGR... ;) |
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McGeeza
5 years ago
That's unpossible. What is this 2035?