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Far Cry 5 introduces airplanes, muscle cars and far-right fanatics

Laserbrain

11 months ago

They should dispense with the first person view. They clearly want to make a GTA clone
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Destiny 2 gameplay reveal live report

Laserbrain

11 months ago

Blown up nipples?
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Laserbrain

11 months ago

Earnest American taking acting way too seriously
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Laserbrain

11 months ago

Ooooo nipples
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Laserbrain

11 months ago

So what's this Destiny game then?
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Watch: Breath of the Wild is the bravest Zelda ever

Laserbrain

1 year ago

Edge have given it a 10
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The state of video game TV

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2 years ago

That's numberwang...lets spin the board
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Watch: Ian introduces Chris to the ZX Spectrum

Laserbrain

2 years ago

Vic 20 followed by spectrum 48k. I remember seeing screenshots of Enduro Racer and thinking my god that's almost photo realistic. Other notable games Sidewize, Jet Set Willy. Head Over Heels. Yep i remember when it was all fields around here.
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What's your #BestBrexitGame?

Laserbrain

2 years ago

Uncharted
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Nintendo Zelda Treehouse E3 2016 live report

Laserbrain

2 years ago

Anybody else out there with clown stories....go
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Laserbrain

2 years ago

Ok yep that is messed up...the nightmares must continue to this day.
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Laserbrain

2 years ago

You're my wife now!!
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Laserbrain

2 years ago

We need this clown story
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Laserbrain

2 years ago

Nobody wants these guys, as lovely as they are to prattle on about Pokémon....Zelda....Zelda.....Zelda
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Laserbrain

2 years ago

Definitely here for Pokemon....yep definitely.
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Laserbrain

2 years ago

The nipple meme seems inappropriate for a Nintendo themed event.
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Skyrim remaster, Prey 2, Wolfenstein 2, Evil Within 2 rumoured for E3

Laserbrain

2 years ago

@cloudskipa

Don't get me wrong it's a great game but it's not pretty, not by a long shot.
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Laserbrain

2 years ago

So Skyrim will be remastered to the graphical level of fallout 4....ha ha ha ha.
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Fable developer Lionhead Studios to shut down

Laserbrain

2 years ago

Can you not remove buy Fable Legends from Amazon directly under the story? You look like insensitive twazzocks to those who have lost their jobs today.
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The best Zelda games: Eurogamer editors' choice

Laserbrain

2 years ago

I was actually 23 when Ocarina of Time came out. The day it came out me and my mates had travelled by ferry to Calais to buy cheap booze and fags. The next day i feared it would be sold out, but lo an behold there was one black box emblazoned with the gold lettering of Zelda in the shop.I bought it and was blown away. Even though a bit old for the formative years nostalgia thing still my favourite game to this day. Although ancient LAN computers set up in my friends flat to play Doom came close (ask your older brother/sister?)

*Edit if not your Dad or Mother.....jesus i'm old*
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It looks like Naughty Dog used Assassin's Creed artwork for the new Uncharted 4 trailer

Laserbrain

2 years ago

Ok here goes....nothing is original..mumble mumble..everything is borrowed (plagiarised....naughty stop it)...mumble mumble ....snooze..........*Navi such a lazy boy boy..F*ck off Navi*....where am i............snooze.

Edit* that should read Naughty Dog stop it.. i is clever...hohum.
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Laserbrain

2 years ago

Ok i'm not really referencing the topic of the post im my.. erm posts.... as the kids say clickbait.

Yes i am cool and wicked deal with it....boom...ok i'm a little drunk and silly.

Whoops Mrs Miggins you're sitting on my artichokes.
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Laserbrain

2 years ago

Ok in all seriousness looking forward to the game. Although always struggled with the dissonance of the wise cracking hero/mass murderer. Then i remembered that i'm a rational human being (for the most part), and that's it's a game.

Although after The Last Of Us Us where he killed to survive and later killed for Ellie and then later killed for himself pretending it was for Ellie....um i think.. Do i really have to put this a spoiler. I do wonder if they can inject the same level of emotional intelligence in an Uncharted game...then again maybe that isn't the point.
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Laserbrain

2 years ago

That's the things with imaginary kids you can leave them with anyone ;) Going to have to pass on the real money though as that's almost as imaginary as my kids.
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Laserbrain

2 years ago

Can't wait for the WiiU version with added features such as pop in and reduced draw distance.

Ok just for clarification i have Wiiu and ps4 and love them equally, just as i love my imaginary kids equally.

Ok and just for clarification i know this is not coming to Wii U but looking forward to Zelda on NX...wait no i meant Wii u

Just for clarification i idon't have an Xbox One but i hear their games are lovely too.

Relaxes into a zen like stupor.

Wibble....my old man is a mushroom etc etc.
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Bethesda warns: you may need to redownload your Fallout 4 Xbox One digital pre-order

Laserbrain

2 years ago

Now games are bugged even before launch,
Bethesda leading the way again haha
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Halo 5's campaign goes back to basics - and it's all the better for it

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3 years ago

Fred, Linda and Kelly. Isn't that the Scooby Doo gang.
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Charming 'work it out yourself' game Kingdom gets a release date

Laserbrain

3 years ago

*It Disney hold your hand* no need to mock the Scottish pronunciation.
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An hour with Randy Pitchford

Laserbrain

3 years ago

Randy should become a Politician, the way he responds to questions. That strange position of answering a question with another question, that is only tenuously linked to the question asked. I would vote for him.... quality.
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The Legend of Zelda Wii U will not launch in 2015

Laserbrain

3 years ago

Did anyone really think this was coming out in 2015? It was obvious to me that it was going to be delayed. Anyway i'm sure it will be great.
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Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare - PC performance done right?

Laserbrain

3 years ago

Haven't had any issues with my Wii U, although due to space issues have recently placed it on its vertical stand, so we shall see. About 3 years ago had my Xbox 360 vertical, almost replaced it after experiencing issues. Placed it horizontally and the issues disappeared and to this day works flawlessly. Completely obsessed with placing consoles horizontally if possible.....it's ok though I am seeking help......hee hee.
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Laserbrain

3 years ago

On the plus side I have a wii u with rock solid online and brilliant games that never crash
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Laserbrain

3 years ago

My problem is this, have a quad core core pc with 680gpu and 16 gig of ram (bought admittedly quite expensively a couple of years back). I played Far Cry 3 and Bioshock Infinite on high and very high settings respectively with a rock solid 60fps (could have gone higher but value performance over particles I won't really notice in the heat of a game). I have recently bought a ps4 with psn plus subscription. Now to be clear I love pc gaming and console gaming equally. I really want to love my ps4 but it's really hard. PSN and any online component intermittent at best and after update 2.00 I have no words. Ps4 games crashing to desktop I thought that this was an exclusive feature to pc gaming. During PS3 and Xbox360 some very occasional freezes once in a blue moon. Ok glossing over having to repair a couple of 360's. My biggest concern though is my pc rig still far and I mean far! outstrips the ps4. There has always been a gulf between pc and consoles for obvious reasons but I can't believe how outmoded my ps4 already feels. It makes me sad because I love consoles and pc gaming, but right now I have a new ps4 and I'm buying the pc versions of games because it would be mad not too.
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Performance Analysis: Alien: Isolation

Laserbrain

4 years ago

Well they did say the current crop of consoles have pc style architecture, so juddering and crashes are to be expected:-P
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Microsoft to sell Xbox One without Kinect for £349

Laserbrain

4 years ago

I have neither yet, but i'm still not sure why i would buy an Xbox One that is inferior in performance to Sony's effort, even at the same price.
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Win a £400 Sony Entertainment Network voucher

Laserbrain

4 years ago

*****Spoiler*****

Mass Effect 3: Leviathan...um because it had a big aquatic monster in it.
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Face-Off: Far Cry 3

Laserbrain

5 years ago

Far cry 3 and Assassins Creed 3 are now available on steam UK
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Face-Off: Assassin's Creed 3 on Wii U

Laserbrain

5 years ago

Assassins Creed 3 and Far Cry 3 are now available on steam UK
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Editor's Blog: New Editorial Policies

Laserbrain

6 years ago

Not often i comment on these pages, but praise where its due. Integrity is a rare quality these days, as recent topical events have shown. So i applaud your transparency and honesty.
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Eurogamer.net Podcast #122: 1986-1992 A History

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6 years ago

I'm old enough to remember owning a Vic 20, prior to the mind boggling futurist nirvana that my spectrum offered. I remember thinking at the time that the games were horribly basic. Personal whimsy moment - Laying my eyes on Enduro Racer on the Spectrum and me and a friend discussing how incredibly lifelike the graphics were.
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Nintendo's E3 2012 Conference

Laserbrain

6 years ago

A ripple of embarrassed applause.
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Laserbrain

6 years ago

Sob Sob, please make it stop
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Laserbrain

6 years ago

I want to vomit up my spleen.
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Sony's E3 2012 Conference

Laserbrain

6 years ago

More like David Lynch
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Ubisoft's Watch Dogs unveiled, platforms not yet disclosed

Laserbrain

6 years ago

If i was Rockstar, i would be worried, GTA V was already looking dated before the unveiling of this game.
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New Star Wars franchise to be unveiled next week

Laserbrain

6 years ago

Ewoks: a blinking menace - in your Endor!
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Fans make thousands of new Portal 2 maps in days

Laserbrain

6 years ago

Poor teddy bare.. um bear.
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Game of the Week: MotorStorm RC

Laserbrain

6 years ago

We like to pour over the state of the games industry with drivel masquerading as opinion but can we stop talking about Game. They're an outmoded organisation that has been replaced by a cheaper on-line, an more officiant service that has rightly rendered them redundant. By the way this isn't news this has been the case for the last couple of years at least.
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Texture problems hit Xbox 360 Skyrim

Laserbrain

7 years ago

Could be worse, you could have it on PC, and have it crash every couple of hours ho-hum.
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Naughty Dog lead designer discusses Uncharted 3 review

Laserbrain

7 years ago

I have no idea what the game is like, since i haven't played it. The review might be spot on. What annoys me is that they have printed an article on their review, its tantamount to Eurogamer throwing their hands in the air saying "look at me, look at me". Eurogamers bloated sense of self importance is painfully embarrassing, Is Eurogamer run by idiots with a child like mentality. Maybe a dignified silence even if the game developers do respond to your review would have, should have been the correct response.
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