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Surprise! Football Manager out today for Nintendo Switch

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2 weeks ago

Oh. My. Fucking. God. GET IN! Great news!

I've skipped the last few FMs as I genuinely now find the level of detail overwhelming (and my laptop is a piece of shit) but the more classic version on the move, that's incredible.
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The Banner Saga 3 gets a July release date

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2 weeks ago

@BabyBabyBabyOh Not sure mate, from memory when I read up online it sounded like both the Xbox One and PS4 versions could get it if you were unlucky enough!

One of those things where of course I should have been manually saving myself the whole time but stupidly didn't!
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2 weeks ago

Really need to go back to this, although was put off after hitting the bug on Xbox One where it doesn't tell you that it isn't saving so when I reloaded I lost three hours of progress. A bug that they never fixed.
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Does Sam Fisher's cameo in Ghost Recon Wildlands lead into a new Splinter Cell?

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2 weeks ago

Go on Sam!
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God of War review: astonishing technological craft in the service of simple pleasures

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2 weeks ago

Surprised at a recommended, reads like it's the best game released in years.

Anyway, cannot fucking wait for this.
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Layers of Fear taught me how to be scared again

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2 weeks ago

"As a teenager, I avoided many films and games. Things I would have clearly loved because of a great storyline, like The Shining or the Silent Hill games."

Spot on - less so The Shining as I've read and watched that with little difficulty (a few bits in the film got me) but Silent Hill is a great example of something I would absolutely love to play because of the storyline, but even now in my early 30s I can't bring myself to play it because I'm such a wimp :(

All the buzz about The Evil Within 2 I've read and it's so cheap now, would love to play that as another example but just know I would shit myself and don't want to have to clear that up.
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Final Fantasy 15 has four more DLC episodes due in 2019

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2 weeks ago

Considering how light on story and content other than fetch quests this game was on release after YEARS of development, and all these DLC additions coming in three years after release, fuck me it really was an incomplete game.

Make FFXVI FFS. Although XV was pretty average so no real faith that'll be much cop anyway.
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Long-rumoured Spyro Reignited Trilogy listed on Amazon, with ugly boxart

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3 weeks ago

@markytonline83 universally adored games by critics and gamers...nah not crap son. Not a perfect science but the third one has a 91 metacritic rating and wasn't as praised as the first two!
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3 weeks ago

After seeing those screenshots, I'm doing a duffman thrust. Ooooh yeh! Gonna take a week off for this badboy.
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3 weeks ago

Yes please.
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Netflix is developing a live-action Carmen Sandiego movie

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4 weeks ago

"A whale's vagina"
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Sea of Thieves review - a Rare treasure

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1 month ago

LOL
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Konami's Zone of the Enders 2 remaster arrives this September

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1 month ago

@erlinghagen fair shout mate, will do :)
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1 month ago

Played the first one in the HD collection and thought it was pretty fucking gash really. HARD PASS.
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Ni no Kuni 2: Revenant Kingdom review - majestic if not magical

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1 month ago

Cannot fuckin' wait for this. Actually annoyed I'm away this weekend so I can't start it until Monday!

Big shame that they removed the familiars, loved capturing and growing them in the first game, but I'm sure it will be fine. Maybe will be like the FF games and each game in the series will be unique in terms of it's systems.
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What should we expect from Dark Souls Remastered on Switch?

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1 month ago

@acuratebob definitely what I am leaning towards :)
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1 month ago

Completely torn on PS4 Pro or Switch for this. The idea of having it portable is superb, but the upgrades for PS4/XB make me wonder if I would prefer a shinier version...two months to decide I guess!
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Yakuza 6 review - a new beginning and a fitting end for Sega's great series

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1 month ago

After owning 0, Kiwami, 2 on PS2, 3 and 4, I finally started 0 the other day and it is absolutely sublime. I have retired my ps2 and ps3 now so will be straight on this as soon as Kiwami is also done. Great series and annoyed with myself for buying them all (in sales) but never getting round to playing them.
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Bluepoint's next game is another remake

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2 months ago

Ico obviously makes sense, but I really hope it's not, and surely doesnt tally with them saying their next project is bigger sxope than SotC. A complete remake of any of Metal Gear 1, 2 or 3 would be amazing. Would be fucking unreal if they were taking on a full PS2 JRPG though like Persona 3.

Would have thought it would be a Sony property though regardless of any games being a Sony exclusive from a third party so can probably rule all those out.
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Bravo Team review - an astonishingly bad VR shooter from a team that should know better

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2 months ago

Considering they seem to be releasing a game every two months, sounds like Supermassive Games are spreading themselves too thin.
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Thimbleweed Park's new DLC lets you unbeep Ransome the Clown's sweary speech

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2 months ago

Fucking disgusting. Twats.
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Sea horror SOMA's no-death Safe Mode is now available on PS4

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2 months ago

@Agamemnon Thank you very much!
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2 months ago

As a massive pussy, this is great news. Got it in the sale when they announced there was going to be a safe mode, now I can consider playing it!
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Sea of Thieves' kraken leaks

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2 months ago

Phil McKraken
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Sources: This year's COD is Call of Duty: Black Ops 4

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3 months ago

Really enjoyed the first two, the third one is the only CoD campaign I haven't finished since I started playing them with Modern Warfare. First one in particular was really good so it's good to hear they're dialing back the futuristic nonsense. How the series went from some Vietnam stuff to 2065 fuck only knows and no wonder it performed badly (relative to the series)
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Nintendo confirms Mario movie

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3 months ago

Go on Mario, ya slag!
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Monster Hunter World tested: four consoles, eight games modes - but which is best?

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3 months ago

"Enhanced consoles deliver better visuals and improved performance."

This amazing insight is what we come here for.
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Shadow of the Colossus PS4 review

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3 months ago

My fucking god I can't wait for this.
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Shadow of the Colossus is one of the best remakes of all time

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3 months ago

Wonderful news, cannot wait to play this again but as a full remake. Roll on the 7th!
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PlayStation characters get amiibo-like figure range

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3 months ago

Pffft
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The World Ends with You is headed to Switch

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4 months ago

BANG! Great news!
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Eurogamer's Top 50 Games of 2017: 10-1

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4 months ago

DESTINY 2 😂😂😂
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Eurogamer's Top 50 Games of 2017: 30-21

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4 months ago

My entire top 5 has now been mentioned - very keen to see which 20 games are even better.
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Eurogamer's Top 50 Games of 2017: 40-31

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4 months ago

Oof, that's three of my top 5 of the year lower than 30 and one of them (Danganronpa V3) won't even get mentioned as it wasn't even reviewed!

What a fucking year though, honestly one of the best I can remember.
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Eurogamer's Top 50 Games of 2017: 50-41

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4 months ago

@redcrayon fair comment. I just think that holding Persona's length against it is harsh. Especially when it got an "Essential" rating, but then interesting saying that none of the staffers even finished it.

I know it's all opinions etc, just putting Persona not even in the top 40, let alone 10 this year is the equivalent of them banging Zelda in at 47, just overly shocking.
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4 months ago

The actual Game of the Year down at 47? Controversial.

Will be interesting to see if Zelda's length works against it for the sake of fairness. Something tells me it won't...
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Assassin's Creed Origins gets 3GB patch today

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5 months ago

Phenomenal game, really was a pleasant surprise and a return to form.

Being able to filter uncompleted locations is an excellent addition, I'll be back for those bastards!
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Papers, Please Vita release rubber stamped

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5 months ago

Was asking about this in the Vita thread last week saying "what I would give for a date to be announced" and BOSH! There it is!

I feel there is loads of life in the Vita, despite Sony's absolute disregard for it, it is well supported elsewhere. This, Stardew Valley, 2064, Va11-halla, Romancing Saga 2 alone incoming, let alone everything else.
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Sony resurrects MediEvil for PS4

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5 months ago

Great news, but for the love of God please remake the Spyro trilogy!
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PS4 exclusive Dreams will launch next year

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5 months ago

@Mr_Writer85 fair enough mate, but I swear it was literally called Dreams at the time. Probably wrong though :)
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5 months ago

"it was first announced back at E3 2015"

Er wasn't this announced in the same conference as the PS4 itself?
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5 months ago

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Romancing SaGa 2 comes to PC and consoles next week

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5 months ago

Great stuff, had no idea this was even coming!
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Bayonetta 3 is coming exclusively to Switch

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5 months ago

GET IN THEREEEEE!
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Ubisoft has delayed Far Cry 5 and The Crew 2

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5 months ago

Shit the three people who want this will be disappointed...if they existed.
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Team-based spaceship battler Dreadnought launches on PS4

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5 months ago

Dropped a couple of dreadnoughts in the bog after lunch, fantastic.
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Life is Strange: Before the Storm's final episode has a release date

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5 months ago

Bosh! Finished the first episode at the weekend, so will get that second one polished off nicely next week. Bosh indeed!
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PS Plus December games include Kung Fu Panda and Darksiders 2

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5 months ago

Slightly better than last month, still shit but fuck me last month was an absolute pisstake.
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After nine years, Demon's Souls' servers are going offline for good

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5 months ago

Only thing left to do is release it on PS4, make it so!
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In defence of Oblivion

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5 months ago

Great article. I have been wanting a remaster of this for so long. Really is a very special game.
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