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Deathloop is not at all what I expected

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4 days ago

@Some_Goats Hey, at least you can shoot these problems.
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4 days ago

@CharlieHustle17 Yeah they deserve a true breakthrough.
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Looks like the new Saints Row is set for a Gamescom reveal

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1 week ago

Genuinely curious what they'll come up with.
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Last night I played Microsoft Download Simulator

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1 month ago

It feels like the technology is almost, but not quite, there.
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Final Fantasy 16 cutscenes filmed first in British English

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1 month ago

@roguepope @Nion12 I love how much this pulls the rug from under all the posing and snobbery around the RP accent.
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Xbox app now lets you set spending limits for child accounts

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2 months ago

@SupremeAC Was gonna say, what took them so long?
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Best 75% mechanical keyboards for gaming and typing

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2 months ago

Become the hated one on Discord voice chats.
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Baldur's Gate 3's next big patch out 13th July

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2 months ago

Harder enemies?! Oh no. Nice to see an update though.
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Eurogamer Pride Week 2021 round-up

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2 months ago

Nice to see the LGBT+ community pulling together for these things. And thank you EG for doing it!
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Pride Week: Dicebreaker recommends Monsterhearts 2 - an RPG about being queer and loving demons

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2 months ago

Will have to try it!
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Forget GoldenEye, someone made a Greggs in Far Cry 5

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2 months ago

I respect this person above all others. They had a dream and they brought it into being.
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Hitman Sniper: The Shadows loses Agent 47, sets up new spin-off universe

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3 months ago

"free-to-play mobile spin-off"
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Redfall is a vampire-shooting game by Arkane, releasing in 2022

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3 months ago

@Saltedfish And the food... I used to have to get a snack everytime one of the feasts got described.
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Netflix's Castlevania is getting a spin-off series set during the French Revolution

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3 months ago

@themightyant I hope we get to see how you-know-where has changed since that time.
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Get away with murder in Inkle's surprise new game Overboard!

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3 months ago

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Odd Realm is Dwarf Fortress for people who can't keep houseplants alive

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3 months ago

@askovdk Lots of 'fun', you might say?
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"I am alone." Skyrim player tries to kill everyone in the game

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4 months ago

*But no-one came.
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Epic v Apple trial debates appropriateness of Fortnite's naked banana man Peely

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4 months ago

@CaptainTrips /Stealth employed by Apple.
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Stadia staff join Jade Raymond at Haven Studios

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4 months ago

@masteratt Yeah it sounds like they have a good set-up there
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Football really could learn from video games, if it bothered to understand them

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4 months ago

"Make it cheap and easily accessible" applies to maybe 90% of these situations.
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Last Stop might be the most London game I've ever played

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4 months ago

@minmax I think you Londoneers are just in denial how daft you all sound. Nothing like the majestic Suffolk accent I have.
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Cyberpunk 2077 helped CD Projekt to best financial results ever

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5 months ago

@Tiel Its not just the state of Cyberpunk, its how they treated their workers.
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Mini Metro+ is as good as it gets

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5 months ago

The trailer gave me a minor existential crisis.
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PlayStation, Xbox and Valve called on to drop Six Days in Fallujah

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5 months ago

This isn't the government saying 'you can't make this game'. This is people who've faced horrible amounts of racism saying maybe, this game isn't a good idea.

Is this really the hill you all want to die on.
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Here's what's coming in Stellaris' free Dick update next week

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5 months ago

@Meep98 @Meep98 You only get to write an article like this once in a lifetime.
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Capcom, I hope you realise what Resident Evil Village's photo mode is about to unleash

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5 months ago

Please let me play as the giant vampire lady.
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Frontier addresses Elite Dangerous: Odyssey alpha's tedious space taxis and murder planets

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5 months ago

Reading between the lines, it sounds utterly chaotic.
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Okay, I'm going to stick with Outriders

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5 months ago

Ah one of THOSE games. Which don't really seem to hang together but then you find yourself with 220 hours on Steam.
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Monster Hunter Rise review - the Switch's best game since Breath of the Wild

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5 months ago

@SBandy I still can't get over having to track these huge, magnificent beasts and then... kill them. I'm being a huge hypocrite since I can't eat enough Big Macs, but it makes it hard to drum up enthusiasm for the games.
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I went on a ride-along with Valheim's Body Recovery Squad

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5 months ago

Never get on the bad side of people who do this sort of thing for fun.
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Tekken 7's next DLC character is hard-hitting Polish prime minister Lidia Sobieska

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5 months ago

Please come and punch Bojo in the face, multiple times.
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Valheim players are waterskiing with carts to transport items

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6 months ago

Looking forward to the Ye Olde Water Skates in a future update.
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Doom Eternal generated Ł323m in just nine months

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6 months ago

@Krychek "The LinkedIn profile is seemingly now no longer publicly accessible"

Even better?!
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Wesley Yin-Poole is Eurogamer's new editor!

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7 months ago

Glad to hear the site's doing so well, grats all round!
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Steam hit Valheim sells 1m in a week

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7 months ago

@NooksHairyCranny I've had a lot of fun with Bannerlord through its beta, its definitely unfinished but still fun.
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The Epic Games Store is getting a lot more popular

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7 months ago

@09philj How many of them have you played?
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People are modding Cyberpunk 2077 to have sex with Keanu Reeves' character

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7 months ago

@smelly He shoots off into the sky, never to be seen again.
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"We'll never guess" what studio is developing a new Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic game

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7 months ago

Sweet!

The Old Republic MMO is pretty good if you're looking for single player content in the meantime.
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Cancelled BioWare project Revolver shown in concept art

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7 months ago

Must be gutting to have years of work just quietly shoved aside and forgotten about.
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Cyberpunk 2077 modders are massively improving player customisation

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7 months ago

We asked for this.
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European Commission fines Valve and five publishers €7.8m for geo-blocking Steam games

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7 months ago

I wish the fine was % based, otherwise like others have said its chump change.
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Control joins Xbox Game Pass for PC this week

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7 months ago

I get why people quibble about getting an older version. But honestly even vanilla looks and plays fantastically.
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Bungie's Halo website and its player stats go dark permanently in Feb

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8 months ago

I remember reading the news posts while waiting for Halo 2 to come out, feel slightly old now.
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Epic Games buys shopping mall to convert into new headquarters

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8 months ago

Looks like those Epic Store Giveaways worked out!
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Cyberpunk 2077 players are using a dodge glitch to run so fast the cars won't load

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8 months ago

Been able to move that fast looks exhilirating, maybe they could put it into a challenge mode or something if the open world can't handle it.
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Save up to 89% on this massive 'Female Protagonist' Humble Bundle Sale

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8 months ago

Control is fantastic. I suspect I'll be thinking of parts of it for years to come.
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A month after launch, Assassin's Creed Valhalla starts selling XP boosts

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9 months ago

@the_ewan I mean, you could literally put a 'x4 XP gain rate' in the options. For free.
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Elite Dangerous' Odyssey expansion shows off some on-foot combat in new gameplay trailer

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9 months ago

@madame-drofla It feels OK as even if its a bit naff, there's already a decent game there.
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Cyberpunk 2077 review - intoxicating potential, half undermined, half met

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9 months ago

Its fitting that Cyberpunk does its best work in the quiet times. In The Witcher 3 the most fun I had was when you were palling around with Dandelion, going grumpy Dad on Ciri or verbally fencing with Yennefer.
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Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic 2 is coming to mobile phones

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9 months ago

Well I feel old.
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